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The Craziest Chart You Will See Today
Un-rigged...
In other words, no matter what the jobs number does, "huge miss", "huge beat", or "just right" the so-called 'market' reacts in exactly the same way!
Charts: Bloomberg
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priced in
Reality is for the weak and you just have to know which color pill to take......
Everything is awesome, just keep your eyes closed
Job Situation: http://www.dailyjobcuts.com
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one bank, one player....All hail the FED
Nobody ever said Simon Potter is a creative genius.
Stop ur bitchin and just trade it
Well spotted! Indeed, there are no un-rigged markets.
No markets; just interventions. Financial sociopaths control the bullwhip's handle, the players chase the tip.
When you are a horny old fuck with virtually NO principles, you can get it up with just about ANY kind stimulus. Nothing too good or bad or even average will dissuade you. All you can think about is if you can fuck it, and worry about the consequences later...if at all. This is all the markets are.
Sell your 'Merican Eagles, buy SPY calls..</s>?
The day is still young.
Re-hypothecated collateral play hide and seek game.
alleged market
Figment of imagination.
Stephen King's imagination......
Janet Yellen looks like an Owl that is Wise Beyond her years. She knows how to give us the right outcomes.
Yeah, let's ask Mr. Owl - Mr. Owl, how many rate hikes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
The invisible hand of K. Henry and Co.
The illusion that there exists a free market, where the price of something is discounted by the risks, is just another piece of the entire charade of free market capitalism in the USA or anywhere in the world. Everything is controlled by the state.
I can hear the inflation rushing ashore now after the rate increase.
rigging, a conspiracy theory - not in the land of the free - no way
Free Janet Yellen Bowl hair cuts.
Don't know about the new shorts of yours. They seem a bit skittish. Probably shouldn't tell 'em what happened to the last shorts... Skittish Toombs. Very skittish. [/Riddick]
Options, options, options.
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2...
When you take a trillion dollars in bailouts you do what you are told.
And....why is anyone surprised...been going on for years
Technically that's three charts, but who's counting?
Nothing unusual about those charts. See it all the time.
A GOLD BUG
Money managers don't get fired for losing money when the market is down, they got fired for not making money when the market is up. Year end numbers must be hit and the bonuses must be made! Buy buy buy!
Time for the Feds to set the prices for all stocks! Why even trade in the markets anymore, just list out the prices of each stock daily.
Simply an updated version of the classic Goldilocks story: folks (or algorithms) hyped up on enough stimulus often eat the Bears' lunch, not worrying if it's "too hot" or "too cold."
Plenty of charts but still in unchartered waters.
probably the most amazing charts I've seen in a long time..
Simple explanation
Bartenders are the new E-trade babies
You'll also notice the same thing happens with AMZN during each of the past 4 earnings calls.
I really need to invest in a lube company. This is painful.
So people get 'scared' going into big reports and then regardless of what is reported they return to their 'buying' ways.
Who are these "people" you refer to?
These charts make me sleepy. Is it time to vote yet?
If the reaction don't fit, fix it quick.
Some math Phd got paid alot of money to write that algo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFh8WS0s8UQ
Worst drop in months ALWAYS needs to be outdone by an even better day on the upside
Without fail
Keeps the sheep happy
Never a peep from MSM about this phenom
They're too exhilarated and and hyperventilated to notice
The program does not consider reality beyond opening and closing times for the market.
these people are all over medicated. if you are a trader and you have doubt then you are depressed and you can't do your job, so medicate. its so easy to get help for your problem, its so pervasive that these drugs, which don't break down naturally, are even in rain water. i am not sure what the effect of second hand mood elevating drugs might be, but in the strict context they provide lift to a point and then they actually reverse the persons psychology into suicidal thoughts. of course if you're thinking of killing yourself you might as well go all in today on that stock trade.
College marketing management textbooks usually contain chapters entitled "Consumer Behavior: How people make buying decisions" with charts similar to these three.
Looking at today's DOW chart, I think I've taken crazy pills!!
+355 headin for da moon!
WTF
Reality Monday sets in unless the DHS/NSA decides to give us another "Pearl Harbor Day"...just saying.
Biggest refuge rally I've seen in years: Billions-Trillions of equity money seeing the beginning of the collapse yesterday and running for cover today. Or maybe I've missed the news...
Why fight the system - I still have some equity investments and as long as I do not check them everyday, I am not stressed. Satisfactory results are guaranteed by the PPT.
http://www.silverdoctors.com/record-silver-coin-demand-signals-financial...
dump the bloody satanic Dollar and buy real money!