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Spreading E-Coli Infection Results In Another Chipotle Stock Puke

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After plunging to 17-month lows just 2 weeks ago on a CDC report that ecoli was more widespread than previously believed, Chipotle Mexican Grill is plunging once again on a new CDC report of seven more ill people and Illinois, Maryland, and Pennsylvania have been added to the list of states reporting illnesses, bringing the total to nine states.  

As CDC reports,

Seven more ill people have been reported from California (1), Illinois (1), Maryland (1), Ohio (2), Pennsylvania (1), and Washington (1) since the last update. Two of these illnesses started in October, and five started in November 2015.

 

Illinois, Maryland, and Pennsylvania have been added to the list of states reporting illnesses, bringing the total to nine states.

 

Of the three most recent illnesses reported in November, only one ill person, whose illness started on November 10, reported eating at Chipotle Mexican Grill in the week before their illness began.

 

The investigation is still ongoing to determine what specific food is linked to illness.

And the reaction...

 

Which explains this...

Chipotle Mexican Grill anagram.. "I Can Get Ill Phrm Ecoli...X..."

 

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Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:07 | 6876116 booboo
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Shitpotle, WTF man, what is there like 50 shares of this stock, madness!

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:08 | 6876137 Ignatius
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Or it could be "industrial sabotage."  Aren't these Chipoltes known for fresh, organic food?

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:20 | 6876165 hedgeless_horseman
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I am shocked...shocked...to find the bad types of e. coli in big corporate food!

Watch a few minutes of the film, Food, Inc., a portion filmed at Polyface Farm, begining at 44:20.

http://documentarylovers.com/film/food-inc/

The FDA is just another captured regulatory body, no different than the SEC.

If you eat that, "food,", then you should expect to be poisoned for profit.

If you trade these, "markets," then you should expect to be scalped for profit.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:20 | 6876200 Ignatius
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Thanks, HH, but I've seen the film and have visited Salatin's farm in Virginia.  if we were still a republic, Salatin's methods would be standard practice across the U.S..

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:22 | 6876212 hedgeless_horseman
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Next time you see him, tell him mrs_horseman thinks he is a stud.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:12 | 6876481 pods
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If they are upset with Chipolte, they better not eat at Taco Bell.

That runs through you like a Japanese Bullet Train. On fire to boot.

pods

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:21 | 6876202 KnuckleDragger-X
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fresh and organic=cowshit fertilizer=e. coli. This isn't even close to being the first time this has happened, but party on because...magic......

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:26 | 6876244 Ignatius
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Go drink a glass of glysophate... it's got what plants crave.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:41 | 6876326 KnuckleDragger-X
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Tsk, pulled that out of our ass did we? Glycophosphate is a herbicide, not a fertilizer......

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:52 | 6876350 MadVladtheconquerer
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Get long toilet paper futures and E Coli testkit manufacturers.  Do it now.

And some seriously good chemistry:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosate

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:50 | 6876361 MalteseFalcon
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Put Glycophosphate on your plants and you won't have to pull it out your ass.  It will pour out via your liver and kidneys.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:13 | 6876470 KnuckleDragger-X
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http://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/outbreaks.html Now show where Roundup was involved... and no, I don't use and I grow my own food and raise my own beef, pork and chicken.....

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:23 | 6876522 MadVladtheconquerer
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You should grow your own cannibis.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:40 | 6876601 KnuckleDragger-X
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no comment

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:52 | 6876661 MadVladtheconquerer
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Well, scrape off some resin and send it to me.  Mark "For medical research only." 

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:33 | 6876283 Silver Kiwi
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What better way to get rid of your organic competition than letting their customers do it for you. 

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:47 | 6876348 MalteseFalcon
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Chipotle won't serve GMO, so ecoli, OK, kids?

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:29 | 6876251 curbjob
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"Stock puke ... "

but doesn't E-coli provide liquidity  ?

:confused 

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:00 | 6876405 hedgeless_horseman
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Shitpotle, WTF man, what is there like 50 shares of this stock, madness!

You know what fags say about midgets?

A good short is hard to find.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:07 | 6876127 dogismycopilot
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Good food but they treat their employees like animals.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:08 | 6876136 Agent P
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Funny how it's only one person (except for two in Ohio) in each state.  I'm thinking these people may have litigious fever as opposed to ecoli.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:09 | 6876145 booboo
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Monsanto is dripping poo into the beans to get them back on the GMO plantation

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:26 | 6876242 herkomilchen
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Or each turns out to have been paid a lump sum for "consulting services" by Taco Bell.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:12 | 6876160 Osmium
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Everything is great until someone shits their pants after eating your food.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:53 | 6876672 franciscopendergrass
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Good one.  I needed that after a long week.  I almost shit my pants laugh after that one

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:54 | 6876675 franciscopendergrass
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Duplicate

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:16 | 6876172 Sparehead
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What? isn't this all part of the charm of authentic Mexican cuisine?

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:21 | 6876203 Dr. Engali
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That's racisssssttt....

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:16 | 6876175 Baby Eating Dingo22
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This is what happens when you hire disenfranchised

They roll that burrito right after rolling a dump

 

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:21 | 6876206 Bangin7GramRocks
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"What's the big deal with people shitting their pants after eating a burrito?" - Taco Bell

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:23 | 6876228 Dr. Engali
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Just drove passed a chipotle and it was completely full of grazers who don't give a shit, pun intended, about the quality of food they feed upon. BTFD.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:25 | 6876238 Osmium
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Buy The Fkn Dump?

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:38 | 6876310 Bangin7GramRocks
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Hey man, they go where the motorized cart takes them. The heft wants what the heft wants.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:01 | 6876414 Implied Violins
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Say what you want about their food, but they are the ONLY fast-food place my body can tolerate. Eating anywhere else, the GMO's literally make me sick. I suspect that were there not an agenda in play here, we'd be seeing FAR more news of food poisonings happening in other fast-food chains, and probably daily.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:07 | 6876447 Bangin7GramRocks
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It's like every time there is an organic food recall. The dumb shits who still eat the poison become gleeful in pointing out how dangerous my healthy food is. It's cool, I'll laugh at them in a few years as I jog pass the graveyard.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:28 | 6876248 moman
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Monsatan is behind this, that non-GMO menu pissed them off!

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:29 | 6876259 Squid Viscous
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Chipotle - Delicious slop, and a great way to lose weight - albeit out of your ass

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:41 | 6876325 orangegeek
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I always ask for extra beans.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:58 | 6876700 franciscopendergrass
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I eat there once a year maybe.

Its still better than McDungnolds, Taco Hell, or Booger King

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:37 | 6876306 yogibear
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It's always buy the dips. The Fed has made dip buying mainstream.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:45 | 6876337 VladLenin
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Who needs guns at Chipotle when their food causes your ass to blow off. Drop pants, aim and fire... and no silly magazine size restrictions here, just give me another fresh and delicious Chipotle meal and send in the FSA for target practice.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 13:54 | 6876371 Hongcha
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It's bland Hispanic food for white persons.  No Mexicans would bother with it.  Never see a Mex in the ones in the SF Bay Area; just hipsters with van dyke beards, flood-buster long pants and those expanding ear rings that permanently distend the ear lobe - for that "hip primitive" effect.

You want good Mexican food, go where the beaners go.  No offense.  If you don't like it, blow it out yer ass ... oh wait ...

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:02 | 6876420 moonmac
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Just buy a 50 cent frozen burrito and spend the $10 you save on a dime bag!

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:05 | 6876438 MadVladtheconquerer
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Or better yet, buy some fertilizer and grow up your own dime bag(s)!

Seriously good chemistry (and biochemistry): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrahydrocannabinol

Dow Chemical was right all along!!!!!!  Better living thru chemistry, baby!

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:02 | 6876423 Caveman93
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This is why I prepare and cook my own food at home.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:05 | 6876434 asscannon101
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Chipoople

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:14 | 6876491 taketheredpill
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What's to stop Corporate Monkeyshines?  VW has "Rogue Engineers" so why can't MacDonalds have "Rogue Food Scientists" who roam the country dispennsing e-coli samples?

 

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 14:50 | 6876653 sam site
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Just more dirty tricks from Monsanto trying to get the sheeple afraid of non-GMO Chipolte. 

They were the only chain standing up to the globalist GMO

Frankenfood poisoning agenda in order to handicap the public and continue the fraud and deception campaigns.

Funny that no one else is reporting any outbreak.  Typical globalists dirty tricks. 

They will do anything to keep up the capture by poisoning agenda not only with GMOs but also vaccines, fluoride and chemtrails.

Better domination through chemistry.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 15:16 | 6876782 Thomas Sowell
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Wasn't hemorrhagic. I doubt it was intentional. But if intentional..next time could be spectacular. 7 dollar burrito has margin for testing.

Fri, 12/04/2015 - 16:12 | 6877112 Magooo
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McDonalds false flag operation?

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