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Alleged Terrorist With Machete In London Subway Slashes Man's Throat Screaming "This Is For Syria"

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Less than a week after the San Bernardino shooting, the ghost of ISIS terrorism has finally landed in London, where moments ago news broke that a man wileding a machete screamed "this is for Syria" before slashing a person's throat at London's Leytonstone subway station, and attacking up to three people.

The following video of the incident was released on Twitter hours ago, and shows a large pool of blood spattered across the ticket hall before the alleged knifeman is Tasered by a Met Police officer.

 

 

The Express released the following pictures of what it has dubbed the "Syria revenge" stabbing:

 

As the Telegraph reports, police were called to Leytonstone station after reports of a stabbing in the ticket hall on Saturday at around 7pm. The alleged assailant was promptly tasered by police at the scene.

Terrified passengers, some with children, can be seen running across the east London Tube station away from the scene.

As recounted by the Guardian, one person, who claims to have witnessed the attack, took to social media to reveal details of the horror.

Laurynas Godvisa said: “So as I was going to Leytonstone station was dressed to go to Christmas dinner with people from work.

“As I walked down I just saw a lot of people running but I ignored it and kept walking to get my train, but suddenly what I saw I couldn’t believe my eyes and what I saw was a guy with a knife and a dead guy on the floor.

“I was so scared I ran for my life. After good 10-15 police came and got the guy and arrested him.

“And as he was coming out this is what he said: ‘This is what happens when you f*** with mother Syria all of your blood will be spilled’.”

A Met Police spokesman confirmed the incident saying that "Police were called at 19:06hrs on Saturday, 5 December, to reports of a stabbing at Leytonstone underground station. The male suspect was reportedly threatening other people with a knife.

"Met officers attended the scene. A man was arrested at 19:14hrs and taken to an east London police station where he remains in custody. A Taser was discharged by one of the Met officers."

"Officers from British Transport Police are now dealing with the incident at the scene. We are aware of one man having sustained serious stab injuries. We await details of any other injuries."

 

So far there is little news on the condition of the victim of the attack: one victim is in a serious condition with multiple stab wounds and it is believed up to two others may also have been injured.

A spokeswoman from London Ambulance Service said: "We were called at 7:09pm to reports of an assault at Leytonstone underground station We sent a number of resources to the including our joint response unit, an incident response officer, an ambulance crew and London's Air Ambulance to the scene. We treated a man for stab wounds. He was taken as a priority to hospital escorted by the doctor from London's Air Ambulance."

And while it is only a matter of time before a "terrorist" link is found in this latest attack meant to put another western country on edge and to justify the UK's recent launch of air strikes against ISIS, we wonder if there will be a front page op-ed in a leading liberal UK newspaper tomorrow demanding that all machetes be henceforth banned even as local TV crews stream live from the home of the alleged terrorist.

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Update: as expected, the "terrorist" link was just been revealed with Sky News reported that the subway incident is already being treated as an act of terrorism:

 

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Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:15 | 6881253 turtle
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Remember the  Liberty

 

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:19 | 6881288 knukles
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Remember to wash your hands before handling your meat.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:24 | 6881304 new game
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sure that isn't after?

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:33 | 6881345 JimmyRainbow
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before and after

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:12 | 6881478 LowerSlowerDela...
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Remember the USS Philadelphia! (October 1803, Tripoli coast - Barbary Pirates (Muslims) ).  This stuff isn't new.  And we weren't bombing Muslims in the late 1700's (not blow-back).

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:36 | 6881754 Lore
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@ TungstenBars: "Terrorists are made not born...Apparently that's a tough concept for ZATO politicians to understand." <-- Actually, it appears to be well understood, if sting (entrapment) operations are anything to go by.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:54 | 6881796 847328_3527
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Remember to eat with your right and wipe your butthole with your left!

 

... or is it the other way around?

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:23 | 6881300 new game
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yup, if some fuckers from the other side of the world ripped my home into shreads and killed half of my family, i would spend my waking days plotting something not very nice in return, yup, it is coming, and like my above post says; come to land where the bombs originated. full fucktard ahead, ya fucking neocons, fuck yea, bomb the shit outta the ME, that will solve this problem...

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:33 | 6881343 turtle
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Galatians 6:7

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 07:42 | 6882652 HowdyDoody
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He's just a moderate rebel ... terrorist ... something.

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:35 | 6881352 lincolnsteffens
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It is called asymetrical warfare. Does the occupation of Ireland call up any images?

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:06 | 6881472 Hyjinx
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Apparently we didn't kill nearly enough of them and have a LOT more killing to do.  Back to work!

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 09:18 | 6882784 Flagit
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Apparently, most Americans can't remember last week.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:24 | 6881302 Urban Redneck
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The Spanish American War is a geat example, we dumb it down to Yellow Journalism! and William Randolph Heart for 'Murican retards, and we now have MSM and Rupert Murdoch.

In fact that Police Action/Nation Building/Imperialist Adventure had been going for several decades, replace with physical gold "liberations", war mongering congress critters, expat/exiled provocateurs (ala Ahmed Chalabi and the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights), and "terrorists" with interesting ties to Washington and New York that put make al Qaeda/ISIS seem mundane.  Moreover, despite the colorful descriptions of events in Cuba, the atrocities were far worse than reported.

Too bad most people never advance beyond propaganda and actually study history in the first place.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:10 | 6881252 Amy G. Dala
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I am not certain what greed or what geopolitics you refer to.  Has Dear Leader not made it clear that we want absolutely nothing to do with a large portion of the globe?  We don't want their desert and sure as hell don't want their oil.  We don't want them here and they don't want us there.  So can we finally stick a fork in the ass of the Bush/Cheney/Halliburton/blood for oil refrain?

These places have always been and always will be shitholes.  Difference between now and back then, now they know what's over the horizon and they understand what a shithole they live in.  Like fucking Detroit writ large.

The only thing to do with a true shithole is put a fence around it and let the residents of Shitholeville figure it out.  This is something within reach of the west . . .five mile dmz, any and all IR signatures in the desert are droned. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:30 | 6881327 turtle
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Except the oil barons and Israel want EVERYTHING to do with this land. You, Amy, are sadly disinformed.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:55 | 6881424 Amy G. Dala
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Who is this "oil baron" of which you speak?  The only interest in the evil fossil fuels is coming from ISIS.  Show me the oil baron, give me a name and nationality.  Obama?  Hollande?  Merkel?  Trudeau?  Who?

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:46 | 6881769 Lore
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Pick a theatre, any theatre, do a couple minutes of digging, and you find big 'western' oil interests. The matter has been addressed rather extensively.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 00:55 | 6882190 ZD1
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Why quote Craig Murray as an expert on the Middle East oil? His big claim to fame was that he was once British Ambassador to Uzbekistan until he was sacked. Now he's just a leftist Labour Party hack.

 

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:32 | 6881339 lincolnsteffens
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When you mess around with shit you get shit all over you. "Beware of foreign entanglements." was a good policy when it was said. The proof is in the pudding of US foreign entanglements in other people's shit for the past 150 years.

I don't know how any outside nation or group of nations can heal what the few have destroyed. Cluster fuck I believe is the correct term.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:52 | 6881413 Amy G. Dala
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So, if the "entanglement" works out for the better, then it's not really an entanglement.  If the "entanglement" takes a turn for the worse, then it was a big mistake.  Tell me you don't trade for a living.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:47 | 6881780 Lore
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That is not what he said.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 22:08 | 6881811 Kirk2NCC1701
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Oh cut the apologist crap already! 

Just nuke Riyadh already! And if that doesn't work, proceed to Mecca & Medina. They'll "see the light" eventually.

p.s. I just got a tweet that Bibi approves this message.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:40 | 6881376 xavi1951
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TungstenBars - They have been indoctinated their entire lives into Islam.  You apparently don't know anything about Islam.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:40 | 6881762 TungstenBars
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If your society was bombed and occupied for decades, your country robbed of its resources and wealth, your future aspirations destroyed, half your family killed, and your culture mocked by the occupiers, what the fuck would you do?

Wake the fuck up and realize what this is really about. Islam is the natural way to indoctrinate and tie those that have been bombed and persecuted by the west because muslim societies have been the frequent victim. Islam is not the reason for the blowback tho, instead as a regional religion it is a powerful psychological mechanism utilized to empower those that should be seeking revenge 

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 10:22 | 6882906 backwaterdogs
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perhaps, but why do some fucking many of them want a life in a western nation?  Forget the refugees and why these supposed enraged people that have been stripped of a future yet all the men want refuge in another country....why do so many then want a h1b and life in the u.s.?  supposing they are mostly quiestists and not jihadists?  why come here or at least not come here as a jihadist?

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 23:12 | 6881934 NoPension
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Well, quit bombing.

Nuke the motherfuckers, and entomb the remnants in a sheet of glass.

Because, as soon as they are able, they will surely do it to us.

Survival, motherfucker. Sometimes, it ain't pretty.

This game needs to get real, real soon, or we are a dead race.

And you dipshits wonder how Hitler got his start and why. Right man for the job, at the right time. It's exactly the same now. Exactly. Exterminate the warped vermin, or live under their rule and die by their hand.

I know how I sound. Sorry, I'm old. Lived a great life in a wonderful country. Ready to pay my dues. I'll gladly risk burning in hell to get it done.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 10:24 | 6882911 backwaterdogs
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there ya go.....i wonder if israel would get caught up in that? oh well, collateral damage I suppose, nothing you can do to prevent it.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:05 | 6881233 Sergeiab
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Yeah I noticed something has changed on zerohedge lately...

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:18 | 6881280 Ignatius
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What's changed is you, Mr. 11 weeks and 3 days.

ZH is being targeted in the comment section.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:35 | 6881354 turtle
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Hence the name Ziohedge...

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 00:49 | 6882244 ZD1
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You can always go back to posting at Islamic Insights.

 

http://www.islamicinsights.com/

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:07 | 6881242 El Vaquero
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Islam is only part of the problem.  See the video I posted below, and tell me what changed during the past 35 years. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:18 | 6881284 EuroPox
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Of course it is only part of the problem - libtards are another big piece of the problem.  But islam has not just been a problem since the 1980s - we have been fighting islam for over 1,000 years!  There will never be peace until every last copy of the koran is burnt.  In the UK, the IRA was banned because some of its members were terrorists - why should we not do the same with islam?

There is a great comment posted below:  "Muslims gonna Muslim" - worth 1,000 upticks!

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:38 | 6881365 El Vaquero
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I agree.  Islam is incompatible with Western society.  Sure, you can put a few muslims into a Western community and it will work fine, but you cannot have a large community of them and expect them to follow Western norms.  But it's hard to argue that we haven't been stirring the hornet's nest since the Soviet-Afghan war.  We have made the problem worse, and that is reflected by the number of Islamic terrorist attacks increasing drastically around the world.  The thing that is keeping the US mostly safe from the full force of the blowback is the Atlantic.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:44 | 6881385 lincolnsteffens
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You have to go back further in history than Soviet/Afghan war. Colonialism and favoritism for profit by European nations, especially England began the National level of interference in that region. Once it began it has never ended.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:49 | 6881400 El Vaquero
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I am aware that Muslims invaded Europe a shitload more than Christians invaded the ME.  That still does not take away from the point that we have stirred the hornet's nest, and this is marked by a drastic increase in Islamic terrorism over the past 35 years. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:58 | 6881442 Amy G. Dala
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The hornet's nest analogy is apt.  The hornet is willing to get squashed just for the opportunity to fuck up your life for a few minutes . . .the hornet is willing to take measures the human is generally unwilling to take. . .  that is why I use that highly toxic foam spray from about twenty paces away.  I think Obama calls these "drones".

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:00 | 6881451 xavi1951
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"I am aware that Muslims invaded Europe a shitload more than Christians invaded the ME"  Are you referring to the middle-east before Islam invaded it?  The middle-east was occupied by Jews, Christians, Hindus and an assortment of other religious followings until Islam invaded.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:10 | 6881680 lincolnsteffens
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I am perfectly aware there is plenty of blame historically to be placed on all the parties. It is the ever increasing rise of action by the western nations in the "modern" period upon the ME that has revised and amplified the historical hatred as well as new reasons.

It used to be nations fought each other. They also signed peace treaties as nations or absorbed. Smashing nations has left no one central power to bargain with in the Middle Eastern countries that have been ruined. It is all now fragmented into myriad sub groups and finally the individual.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:49 | 6881401 EuroPox
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Won't argue with any of that.  Totally agree - except I don't think the US will stay "mostly safe" for much longer.  As this attack shows all you need is a nutter (probably m'slime) and a knife.  Barry's friends over at IS must be getting pissed that he's not doing a whole lot to help them (now he has got found out) and there will be a price to pay for that.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:56 | 6881439 El Vaquero
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If they want to use Islamic terrorism as a pretext for further restricting our rights, they don't need to engineer a false flag at this point.  There are a lot of motherfuckers over that hate our guts.  All they need to do is start letting refugees in, and it'll happen.  Guaranteed. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:05 | 6881466 EuroPox
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Coming to a town near you (sadly).

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:15 | 6881696 SgtShaftoe
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And most of those that hate the US hate the US because the government murdered their families.  Could you blame them?  The problem is many will realize who the real enemy is and if they have nothing left to lose they may decide to take out government officials.  Wouldn't that be the mother of all blowback and unintended consequences on the string pullers??????

So, embrace Obama's policies...but make sure every immigrant from a ME background knows the truth about who was giving orders.  You're just giving facts, a public service if you will. 

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 00:56 | 6882249 ZD1
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There are many more Muslims who have killed other Muslim's families than the U.S. government ever has.

 

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 10:33 | 6882934 SgtShaftoe
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I'd check your numbers.  The US has killed tens of millions.  That's in Stalin territory and pretty hard to beat. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:56 | 6881433 xavi1951
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You have to go back further than that El Vaquero.  Islam has been a thorn in civilization since around 630 AD.  The Muslims have constantly tried to conquer, been beaten, befriended, then back they come again.  It is a virus that is constantly adjusting to the treatment and always finding ways to invade the HOST.

Interestingly enough, Islam places blacks very low on their scale of importance.  They freely traded them for slaves and used them as bait in many wars because they were expendable, do to their low place in society. (Not real Muslims because they are not decended from the first Muslims.)  I find it interesting that so many Africans are Muslim given the history.

A religion founded by Caravan raiders.  Who could have seen that coming?

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:11 | 6881486 El Vaquero
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To say that I'm not a fan of Islam would be an understatement.  It's toxic.  My great grandparents spent time in Muslim countries in the '50s when my great grandfather worked for the State Department.  They came back with stories of some fucked up shit, like the guy who was the groundskeeper (a local) for the American compound who missed work because he had to kill his wife because he caught her looking at another man.  But to ignore our meddling over there is folly.  We've been using them as useful idiots, and we're just now discovering that they might be a wee bit hard to control. 

 

Again, watch this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQJshxuF9zA

 

What changed? 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:05 | 6881669 Urban Redneck
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How about instead of 35 years... we stretch it to 45 years?  The Gold Standard???  I'm serious.

Nixon solving his war mongering predecessor LBJ's guns or butter? conundrum didn't just decouple USD from the US gold supply but also the Saudi Riyal, and both countries government spending started seriously putting drunken sailors to shame.  Look at the Mizzou wanna be jihadis or the liberal thought police who (without irony or thinking) argue they should kill the gun owners to protect their utopia, and compare the mechanisms and outcomes of four decades of the Great Corporatist Society to four decades of effective local education monopolies through foreign aid by the Allah Society Inc.  In both cases an educational lifetime of propaganda and indoctrination prove quite effective creating armies of psychotic raving lunatics who serve no purpose other than advances their State's or Religion's ambitions.   And there will be no happy, happy, joy, joy eruption of world peace and prosperity until we 1) stop producing these nutcases, and 2) reprogram or kill our existing worldwide inventory of dangerous lunatics.  

Lebanon used to be the Paris of the Middle East (and not because they were killing infidels by the hundreds on Friday nights).  The nightlife in Instanbul or Cairo was worlds away from Mecca.  

BTW your video forget to include the Muslim terrorism during the Disco Era (like when my friend was kidnapped in Vienna in 1975).  September 11, 2001 was a step along a path, just the response of September 12, 2001 was, but as the video makes clear, paths certainly do having turning points.  

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:13 | 6881263 wombats
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Exactly.  This is exactly what Islam is all about.  Killing "Infidels" just comes so naturally to them.

How can anyone be surprised when their holiest book calls so clearly for killing unbelievers.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:38 | 6881366 lincolnsteffens
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Please quote from the "book".

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:51 | 6881410 lincolnsteffens
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WTF, I got down voted because I asked for back up for your statement? I have never read the Koran so I'm asking you to show me and everyone else here who has never read it what it says so I don't have to rely on your belief which may be founded on hearsay.

Ya see, that is what the .gov, the media and trolls do.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:11 | 6881481 EuroPox
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Sorry to post a link instead of giving a full response but there are too many passages in the koran calling on m'slimes to kill the infidel.

Try this: http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/023-violence.htm

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:05 | 6881471 xavi1951
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Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority".

 

Quran (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"

Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

Just a sample.....................................................

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:31 | 6881719 SgtShaftoe
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You are missing some serious fucking context.  The muslims believe that Jesus was a prophet (to the same God as Muhammad).  They also believe Muhammad was a prophet but he lived later than Jesus.  The Koran states that Muhammad was the last prophet so any religions that have a prophet that occured after Muhammad are a blasphemy to the very strict Muslims: Mormons, Scientologists, Moonys etc.  So as long as you're not Mormon or some of the other Christianish religions that are popular in the ME, or belong to some cult invented recently you have no problem with the Muslims (at least as the Koran is concerned).  You are a BELIEVER unless you're Morman or belong to some newfangled religion or are an athiest. 

So can we stop with the bullshit already? 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 22:16 | 6881835 DLux
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Much like the devout Jews deride the Goyim (non-jews), the devout Muslims deride the Kafir (non-muslims).

Don't fool yourself, devout Muslims look at Kafirs as less than human.

“Kafir” is an Arabic word, which is usually translated as "non-believer"or "infidel". But those translations don't fully convey the negativity of the word. A Kafir is hated by Allah and a large portion of the Koran is written about the Kafir. The Arabic word actually means to "cover" or "conceal", implying that the person wilfully rejects the greatness of Islam and is destined to burn in hell.

I want my daughter to grow up in a world that views women as equal, and enjoy all the cultural advances provided by western society. Islam and Shariah law must never be allowed to take hold in western societies. Islam and western culture are incongruent.

https://youtu.be/peCsMCAZF4c

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:44 | 6881774 lincolnsteffens
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Thanks for the links. I only read a bit 8:11 - 8:14. It seems like most of the violence was reserved for Allah. Mischief making (could be anything from denigrating the religion to making war against believers) should be met with violence by the believers on the offenders.

I think the Bible has similar passages. I don't read much of any religious text but didn't the Bible stress that vengeance is the Lord's domain. Defense or retaliation for direct injury in the Bible seems to parallel what I just read in the Koran.

I'm not going to debate this more than the above. I have no interest in making a comparative study.

Peace be with you. A blessing upon your house.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 10:36 | 6882947 backwaterdogs
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i dont have the link handy, but i googled that and spent a fair amount of time to determine if the 'kill the infidels' was bullshit or not.  the 'slient majority' will say its a relgion of peace, but my investigation pretty much confirmed that the quran does indeed call for jihad, converting or killing of non-believers, etc.

It's nearly exactly as the talamud....it was like someone just did a search and replace of infidel with goy.

 

the entire region is fucked.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:39 | 6881369 kev the bev
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Yep! Try explaining to this kid that it is his religion that is the problem.

https://www.facebook.com/926140900812048/videos/vb.926140900812048/94486...

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:03 | 6881459 Titus
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Your wrong. Palestinians are the problem. Zionists must step up their efforts to rebuild Israel in Ben Gurion's vision.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ben-Gurion

As soon as they succeed, world peace will be achieved. For those who do not know, Ben envisioned a state of Israel that includes half of the current territory of Syria.

Let's all pitch in and support Israel with a foreign tour of military service. Every dead Palestinian is one step closer to the end of ISIS, and supporting ISIS will help us achieve our goals!!

Wait....what??

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:38 | 6881755 SgtShaftoe
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Yes, murdering Christian Palestinianian and Muslim Palestinians is a national pastime for zionist Israelis.  Oh, you didn't know there were Christian Palestinians? and that they are being bombed/shot/burned to death by the IDF????? 

 

Wake the fuck up you waste of biomass!  (that was for the audience not you Titus)

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 07:26 | 6882625 Benjamin123
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Like all flip floppers Ben Gurion was right, sometimes.

All of Israel's leaders say shit like that, kill the arabs, expell the arabs, once in a while. I'm sure they believe it, sometimes. 

In actual practice they do very little ethnic cleansing, they dont have the guts for it. They would go and shoot a bunch of civilians in a random village and get bonus points for their political careers. But never go as far as to actually expel the arabs. Thus after almost 70 years of ethnic cleansing 20% of Israel is still arab, including 30% of Jerusalem and 50% of Haifa and the arab population of the west bank balooned from 300.000 to over 3 million, minus a few thousands males gunned down over the years like it makes any difference.

As a zionist indictrinated from birth i cant help but to roll my eyes at the sheer negligence of the military. All those promises of ethnic cleansing... and then you go to Jerusalem and see arab cops and arab doctors strutting around like they own the place (perhaps they do).  U see "right wingers" like Ariel Sharon actually dismantling all jewish colonies in Gaza and retreating to the 67 border... This is not the apartheid my ancestors fought for!

Henry Kissinger was right, at the current rate of development Israel will dissapear because the arabs have many babies, no judgement here, but thats the way it is. Tel Aviv will probably dissapear or morph into a new Beirut. Unless WW3 breaks out, then all bets are off.

I have no idea who was the genius who thought it would serve us any purpose to depopulate Syria. We cant even properly control the arab neighborhoods on the outskirts of Jerusalem.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 01:55 | 6886571 Titus
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Wow, I can't tell if you're genuinely misinformed or just being subversive. Good job!

Unpopular colonization cannot be done continually. Rather, it must be done is phases, waxing and waning, but with more waxing than waning. Support must be generated in Europe and the US, so blowback from Israel's growing pains has been exported. Sympathy for the cause is paramount. The ancient books state that modern day Syria, or at least half of it, belongs to God's chosen people.

Israel, as must every other non Muslim country, shut the borders or they will be overwhelmed with Muslim masses.

We are all Zionists now. Last ones to shut their borders is a rotten egg!

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:22 | 6881533 Chris Dakota
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Yes you are correct that Islam is the problem. It is the only thing that stands in the way of your one world government ruled by the Jews plan.

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:41 | 6881767 SgtShaftoe
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pretty much.  10,000 fighters or so tied up the ENTIRETY of the US MIC for a decade all in an area smaller than the state of TX.  Why don't these people look for a way to make lemonade out of these lemons????  There are plenty of opportunities knocking. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:44 | 6881160 Usurious
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:06 | 6881236 Urban Redneck
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Islam isn't the problem, OUR DEAR LEADERS are the problem.  From London to Washington, Riyadh, Jerusalem, Ankara and countless points in between, including al-Baghdadi's bungalo.

There is often more than one way to reasonably address and respond to a situation.  However, our dear leaders have a unfathomable ability to chose not only unreasonable courses of action, but utterly insane non-solutions- 

Britain’s stupidest war*

So, let’s take stock of the situation. We have no plausible aim. Therefore there is no meaningful strategy. In any event the means available are inadequate. We have very little knowledge of those whom we’ll be killing. And we have very little knowledge of those upon whose supposed behalf we’ll be doing it. The commitment of our friends to the effort is as guarded and ambiguous as our own while the commitment of our enemies is seemingly quite total. Meanwhile, every country in the region is playing a double or triple game. Basically everybody is lying to everyone else but the biggest dummies are lying to themselves.

I’m sure it will all work out great.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:18 | 6881278 Sanity Bear
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Not an either/or question.

 

Western leaders are a problem.

 

Islam is also a problem.

 

Together they are a big fuckin' problem. The former are plenty willing (and often of material assistance as well) to let the latter kill in order to get the laws they want passed.

 

Get the "good guys/bad guys" duality out of your head. Most of the conflict in this world is bad guys vs. other bad guys. Most of the good guys aren't killing or intimidating or spying on anyone.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:31 | 6881335 new game
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the pettri dish called earth has 7.2 billion heads banging around and some are exploding...

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 17:29 | 6884391 J Jason Djfmam
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Population density is a problem.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:46 | 6881389 Urban Redneck
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Neither the playboy petro princes nor the Mohammadan plebs are spend billions to further radicalization on a global level.  Both groups would rather their Dear Leaders "cut back on the overseas imperialism" and allocate more of that easy money to the FSA at home.  

It's not a simple question of creating of a good guys/bad guys false paradigm, which is in fact exactly what blaming "Islam" is.  It's a much more complex reduction of the commonalities among the individuals driving the evil on all sides. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:09 | 6881677 janus
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i tend to agree with ya, Sanity Bear. while the us/west has been successfully cast the scheming shadow-puppet-master, this in no way negates sunni-rhyad involvement.  true, the effort to characterize the us/west as such has been an ongoing work of propaganda; but it's propaganda with substance -- in that it's true.  it's interesting to note that only the us and israel are assigned roles as advanced nation villians...interesting also that putin is aggressively seeking security alliances with france.

and to me it seems there's a calculated reconfiguration of perception afoot.  the actions of uncle sam are blatantly duplicitous...and this goes well beyond sloppiness or failure to control the message.  

i feel like america (or 'someone') is attempting to manipulate this dynamic such that both or either scenario can be leveraged to accomplish the same end.  well, at this point i'd say that the sunni side of things is going to suffer either way -- catastrophically.  the worst outcome america can expect, and it seems to be the one they're anticipating, is a scapegoating of sunni-islam writ large while 'discovering' that the saudis had corrupted a substantial portion of america's security apparatus -- like its chief executive, for example.  every single day this increasingly looks to be the way this all will play out on the world stage.  as for israel, it's hard to say -- but i have my suspicions.  

there is no way you're going to convince the majority that saudi is an innocent bystander...very few will buy into that, even among the savvy.  and even though amorica's back-handed duplicity is more intersting, the obvious involvement of rhyiad will not pass unsanctioned.  i just so happen to think it will be a nice & tidy resolution to this narrative when we release the 28 pages along with long-suppressed documentation of barry's associations with the house of saud (and the pakis)...barry and many, many others.  would amorica cut off it's nose to spite its face?  maybe not...but it sure as shit will sacrifice its puppet to accomplish an objective.

and janus along with many others sense that this shit is about to explode in frequency and specacularity.

okay, since we're supposed to 'see something/say something' janus will do his bit.  this is in the interest of keeping this mess out of boston -- nothing more/nothing less (i hate traffic snarls...and terrorism is awful for congestion).  okay, gentlemen, believe it or not, the most exclusive area in west boston, which just so happens to be the area containing the highest concentration of jews is called chestnut hill.  there is a swanky mall in this area just south of boston college.  janus just happens to know that the chief of security at this mall is a morrocan muslim of very devout faith...prays five times daily in his office.  

you guys familiar with the term "soft target"?  right...janus is just putting this out there so that there's no chistmas episodes in a jewish mall in boston.  

when i found out about that, i couldn't quite believe it.  gave me the shivers.  there's probably nothing to it...probably just my over-active imagination -- but i felt strongly compelled to mention it -- and that's because of what happened last night.

{all of the preceding and all of the following are true}

janus pays attention to his surroundings, and when something doesn't pass the smell test i take note.  and there was an episode in which i was involved last night that recalled to mind chestnut hill's peculiar security arrangement and all that's swirling with isis and 'someone'.  

late last night/early this morning, janus was parked along a curb in downtown boston, and, i shit y'all not, i was no more that 50 meters south of "cheers" -- yes, 'that' cheers -- when all of a sudden this sub-compact comes barreling through the intersection, bashes against a curb, loses a wheel and comes grinding to a halt directly in front of cheers, and about 50 meters in front of where janus was parked.

i got out and trotted up to check and make sure everyone was okay.  involved in the accident were two 20 something arab youth (almost certainly saudis...i'm familiar with the saudi accent).  they were in a jolly mood, and so i handed them the remains of their wheel and tire.  being an uber driver, i naturally offered them a ride home.  they accepted and so i trotted back to the prius to pull up and take them home.

while i was gone they called the tow truck (as i advised) and, apparantly, two more saudis in their twenties.  when they got in my prius, i asked if they left the door locked...they said they did...i told them to go unlock it and leave the keys in the visor.  when they got out to do this, another car with two 20 something saudis pulled up and both got out to chat with their friends.  

now, of these two new saudis, there was one in particular who struck me as the leader.  he was, unlike the others, serious minded...and, if i may insert my instinct, this guy had spent some time in the military or 'security' services (had the cold/steel eye) -- i'm almost certain of it.  the others responded to him with alacrity, and he eyed me suspiciously...he definitely piqued my attention because, most saudis that you meet in boston are from very wealthy families and are not especially tough.  

now, one more detail really stood out with all this.  right before i trotted back to the prius and before the two others arrived, the smaller of the two saudis started pissing right on the street in front of traffic.  i snapped at him sharply, "don't do that shit, man!  you're fucking drunk...the cops will pop you for dui and indecency."  he looked back at me with supreme confidence and said, "naw, man, nothings gonna happen with us"  and they both laughed knowingly.

the first two got in the car with the second two and i drove off.  but i couldn't shake the memory.  something about it just stuck with me.  and, look, it's far more than the narrative being played out right now...i meet saudis every other day.  but this...it was strange -- my spidey senses were tingling, let's say.  and i can still see the glint in that dude's eye as he's pissing on the street.  he seemed to be VERY confident he could escape trouble.  and then with their little commander?

like i was saying...just wanted to put that out there.  and, unfortunately, this is probably going to get me some unwanted attention.

shit's gettin real...really bizarre and obliquely fake...but here's where the bizzaro becomes all too real.  i just don't know quite what to make of all this shit...never really did; but now it's taken on proportions and an episodic frequency that's starting to freak me out.

but, again, all that shit about the mall and the traffic incident is true...i just hope it's not obliquely fake and bizzarely true.

buckle up,

janus

 

 

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:56 | 6881800 847328_3527
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Even if Western leaders are the "problem" there is little reason to lop off some innocent peron's head or shoot a dozen or so innocent people in Cali. Why take out your shit on some poor soul? Then you're just as bad as the original perps.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 10:02 | 6882868 Flagit
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this is probably going to get me some unwanted attention.

janus

Buy - a - dashcam.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 10:44 | 6882970 backwaterdogs
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everything is relative and a matter of perspective.  for a western christian wanting to preserve a high level of affluence here in the u.s. then yes, israel and muslim countries are the problem....as is the notion of globalization, free trade and equalization of labor rates.  

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:37 | 6881364 xavi1951
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EuroPox - You are being down voted by all the Muslims on ZH, because you are right!

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:52 | 6881411 BigDuke6
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The funny thing is the arabs would despise this guy because he is black.

Only the UK, London and Germany are true barbara spector multiculti.

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/08/the-war-on-white-australia-...

 

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:55 | 6881428 EuroPox
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Thanks for straightening that out.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:05 | 6881470 Bay Area Guy
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EuroPox.  The fundamental problem is that the West has absolutely no idea what it's doing in the Middle East.  As long as I've been alive, the West in general and the US in partiular, has fucked around in that part of the world with absolutely no success.  All we've managed to do in my 60 years on this planet is alienate pretty much everyone in the part of the world.  What the hell do you expect to happen when you bomb a country, causing a refugee crisis, and then, to overcome the refugee crisis, you announce you're going to bomb them some more to keep the refugees from coming?  (Thank France for that bit of lunacy.)  I'll answer you.  What you're going to get is a lot of royally pissed off people who are going to be looking for revenge against the countries they perceive as having caused their pain to begin with.  In the space of less than a month, we've had the French attack, the San Bernardino attack and now this one.  With the planning that went into France, it's no doubt that it was ISIS proper that executed that one.  But San Bernardino and London appear to be so-called lone wolves that are just pissed off at the way the Wet is treating people in the Middle East.  I wouldn't be at all surprised to see more and more of these types of lone wolf attacks in the near future because we're doubling and tripling down on the stupid policies of the past.  We've destroyed Iraq, Libya and Syria.  Yemen is on its way to failed state status.  We're trying to take down Iran.  We're destabilizing the entire region.

I'm not defending Islam in any way, shape or form.  But to exclusively blame Islam and to call for it to be banned is naive at best.  If you want to ban something a lot more insidious than Islam, ban the US government from having any role in the Middle East.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:10 | 6881480 xavi1951
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May I suggest that you read about Islam before you make statements blaming the problem on BOMBS. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:24 | 6881537 Winston Churchill
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You're a twat, a very brainwashed twat, but still a twat.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:42 | 6881604 Tall Tom
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May I suggest that you read AND APPLY the principles of the Holy Bible and the words of Christ Jesus before you make statements blaming the problem on Islam.

 

The problem is Satanism, Luciferian Doctrine, which serves to guarantee death and destruction to its advocates.

 

Your hatred is demonstrative of that which you advocate.

 

As you sow so shall you reap. Galatians 6

 

God shall not be mocked, blasphemer.

 

Jesus said, "Love your enemes. Do good unto those who persecute you for My Name's sake."

 

He did not advocate going out and kiling the enemy...as you do. If you suggest the same response as the Quran, which is to kill the infidel, then you are no better, and actually worse as you delude yourself in hypocrisy.

 

Why do you waste your time reading the scripture of hatred? Your quotes from the Quran demonstrate it.

 

I notice that you do not quote scripture...

 

So you are not Christian? Then you are just as evil as a Fundamentalist Islamic follower.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 00:12 | 6882143 Government need...
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Any effort to codify perversion strikes me as odd.  Islam is an ideology rife with perversion.  Nothing more, nothing less.  

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:44 | 6881775 SgtShaftoe
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As Ghandi said: "I like your Jesus but I don't like your Christians" 

He might have had you in mind when he said it, had he known you. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:21 | 6881525 EuroPox
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I know what you say is right and we have fucked up royally in the last ten years: from an illegal war in Iraq, to decapitating Libya and then trying to destabilise Syria.  The whole thing is mad and run by a bunch of true amateurs.  But we are where we are, so how do we get out of this problem?  There is no easy way and the solution is going to be brutal - whichever way it goes.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:04 | 6881668 SILVERGEDDON
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ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL GUN FREE ZONE !

PLEASE, SIR, CAN WE HAVE MORE ?

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 01:02 | 6882266 Dancing Disraeli
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Those 42 downvotes indicate this isn't going away anytime soon.  Can't even correctly identify the problem.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 01:14 | 6882281 Dancing Disraeli
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They'll ban Europeans before they ban Islam.  In fact, that's the whole point of the invasion.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 11:45 | 6883146 Cloud9.5
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The only way to ban Islam is to kill a billion people.  I have neither the will nor the energy to do that.  Neither do you.  Statistically these assaults and murders are of no consequence.  More people die in traffic accidents on any given day.  The danger lies in our overreaction to these events.  These are one off events.  The police kill more people in the U.S. than the terrorists do and they are the product of the apparatus we have built to protect and serve us.

 

The government cannot write a law to protect us.  All the spying, all the gun bans, all the prohibitions against murder are all to no avail.  Murders, robberies and rapes occur in maximum security prisons.  The only way to be safe is to be permanently locked in a four by eight cell.  Even then, the guard that brings you your food may tire of you and let you starve.  The truth is that the only reason you are still alive is that no determined person has decided to murder you.  With that in mind, try not to piss people off unnecessarily.

 

 

Take reasonable precautions.  People and their communities should look to themselves for security.  Do not allow your government to disarm you.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:47 | 6881172 eforce
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Carrying of knives over 3" without a valid reason is banned already.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:57 | 6881202 XitSam
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Well they need to ban knives over 1" long. That will prevent machete attacks.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:32 | 6881341 kiwidor
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if you knew how a box cutter could rip you open far deeper than the length of its blade, you wouldn't have made that comment (even sarcastically)

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 14:54 | 6883810 XitSam
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fuck off you moron

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:33 | 6881344 new game
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but my sissors is 4" long. is that 2 knives or 8 inches of deadly force?

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 22:21 | 6881834 Kirk2NCC1701
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So was fellatio and sodomy.

And look where we are now.

The day I see white guys slicing up these desert goat shaggers into Viking Blood Eagles, or shish kabob them like Count Dracula did, or do a Predator spine-a-botomy, or a Fargo Chipper number on them (in just retribution), is the day I believe that we are more than pussified has-beens, and will do the Dancing Israelis jig.

Point is, if they want Total War, you give them Total War -- Western style -- to teach them not to fuck with us.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:08 | 6881474 sam i am
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Week Nine of the Russian Intervention in Syria: the Empire strikes back

http://thesaker.is/week-nine-of-the-russian-intervention-in-syria-the-em...

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:14 | 6881498 Reichstag Fire Dept.
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Ban murder, problem solved.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:36 | 6881579 Lea
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"Ban all knives. Ban all sharp instruments."

Yeah, sure. Guy attacks with a machete, 1 casualty.
Mass shooting at San Bernardino, 14 killed.
Mass shooting in Paris, 150 killed.

The figures sure play in favor of guns. Or "Stuck on Zero" can't even count.

 

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 00:09 | 6882132 FireBrander
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Oh, so it's how many you can kill, easily, that determines the amount of "banning" necessary.

What if instead of machete, he "borrowed" a big truck and drove it through a crowd at 90mph?

Machete = 1 casualty

San Bernardino = 14

Paris = 150

High speed truck through a crowd = 151

BAN ALL VEHICLES!

Oh shit, forget...AIRPLANES INTO BUILDINGS...~3000+ dead!...BAN AIRPLANES!

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 08:50 | 6882739 Urban Redneck
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Organization, coordination and skillset play a more determinative role than the choice of weapon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Kunming_attack

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_attacks_in_China

When you add even a reasoned undergraduate education and couple it with a desire to maximize the casualties, everything from the local WalleyWorld to the aluminum skinned birds of the global corporatocracy can be come weapons of mass destruction.

Perhaps we should ban science and reason... Oh wait, "special snowflake edumacation & indoctrination" - no wonder they keep kicking our asses...

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:46 | 6881614 The Greek horse
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propaganda machine full throttle?

Actually Islam is the religion of death

please check accordingly 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 22:12 | 6881825 SgtShaftoe
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Yes, if you happen to be Islamic and go to a wedding.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 00:09 | 6882133 monkeyboy
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Nothing new, looks like Brixton Underground every other weekend.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 03:19 | 6882430 beaglebog
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Erm ... I do believe that's been the case in the UK for some time.

 

Nothing bigger than a 2 3/4" blade ... which must be folding and NOT of a locking type ... may be carried.   (it may be even worse than that; my info may be out of date)

 

 

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 07:23 | 6882619 Itch
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"Ban all knives. Ban all sharp instruments."


There are different levels of danger you know, sorry for throwing any subtlety your way, but no one died... give a maniac like that access to an automatic weapon however and it's a different ball game. You see that don't you? Who cares.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:36 | 6881130 El Vaquero
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Take a bunch of people that

1) Have a very different culture.

2) We radicalized to fight the USSR.

3) We have further radicalized via bombing and invasions during the past 14 years.

and accept them into our country.  What could possibly go wrong?

 

Notice how instances of Islamic terrorism have increased around the world since 1980:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQJshxuF9zA

 

The thing keeping this shit from hitting on US soil really hard is an ocean. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:37 | 6881362 evokanivo
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Seriously who downvotes a comment like this? I would point at the govt trolls, but everyone know's they're lazy as fuck and would never work a Saturday.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:04 | 6881464 EddieLomax
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It has been on the rise since the 1980's, but it was around long long before then.  Before Afghanistan we had a lot of anti-Israeli violence including terrorism around the world, before that it was mostly anti-imperialism but motivated by Islam when western countries took over Islamic ones.   Before that, when they had their own countries, there were constant wars with Islamic countries, the only times the fighting died down were when they were falling technically far behind, and when they were too busy fighting each other.

But people have been killing in the name of Islam pretty continously since 630 AD.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:20 | 6881522 xavi1951
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You are so far off base that it is funny!  You don't know anything about Islam!

1) A RADICAL Muslim is one that does not practice and pray several times a day.

2) What the MSM calls RADICAL is actually a non-radical, practicing Muslim.

3) Using your use of the term RADICAL, they radicalize themselves.  NOTHING we do/have done, has been part of that, despite all the liberal crap/claims to the contrary.

4) Islamic terrorism has not really increased since 1980.  The 1960's were good for hijacking passenger jets. It has always been there, but not reported as much.  Muslims have been killing Jews and Christians around the world and it was never reported as terrorism.  Go back to 670 AD for starters.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:59 | 6881188 Noplebian
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Round up all Muslims and deport them to a country that supports chopping peoples heads off for minor 'crimes'....the reality is there are no 'moderate' Muslims and there is no place for them in the west!

 

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/12/road-to-ww3-time-to...

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:34 | 6881570 evokanivo
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No. Round up all the bankers.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 21:16 | 6881698 Chris Dakota
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^antisemite

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 05:42 | 6882522 Johnny Horscaulk
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Lol

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 05:42 | 6882523 Johnny Horscaulk
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Lol

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 22:14 | 6881830 SgtShaftoe
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You're a complete fucking idiot.  You've totally missed the point of all of this. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:03 | 6881229 Wile-E-Coyote
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You see in the UK they take them prisoner for intel, they don't shoot them full of holes.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:22 | 6881531 xavi1951
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He wasn't shooting at them.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 07:20 | 6882617 Wile-E-Coyote
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Yeah and he wasn't running away. Everyone one knows if he is black you shoot first.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:39 | 6881371 Winston Churchill
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Never leave home without your machete.

I do hope it was  a blade shorter than 3", otherwise there's going to be a problem.

That would be illegal,so obviously we need more laws to stop criminals breaking laws..

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:13 | 6881495 doctor10
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Warner Bros. working overtime...on two continents now!!

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 22:30 | 6881865 thetruthhurts
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The reason I carry my "little pepee"  a keltec .380 in my back rt pocket......always.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 00:04 | 6882115 FireBrander
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Imagine that MotherFuckers surprise when he pulls out a machete and I pull out a glock 19!

Raiders of the Lost Ark - Why Guns Are Better Than Swords

https://youtu.be/anEuw8F8cpE

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:28 | 6881103 MidwestJester
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Global warming related...

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:30 | 6881106 sunnyside
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Thank god he didn't have one of those assult rifles. He might have hurt someone.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:30 | 6881108 Dog Will Hunt
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Tasers didn't work.  Use backup Earl Grey mace.  

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:32 | 6881114 Kirk2NCC1701
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I heard that English Break-fast Tasers work well.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:01 | 6881223 Oldrepublic
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In NYC he would have died of lead poisoning

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:05 | 6881235 El Vaquero
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So would half of the innocent bystanders. 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:16 | 6881504 Tall Tom
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It would be ruled as collateral damage and an acceptable loss.

 

No big deal...

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:53 | 6881421 Winston Churchill
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Just point a black pudding at him.

Works on jews as well.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:34 | 6881122 Stuck on Zero
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Konk the guy with a haggis to subdue him.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:31 | 6881109 Kirk2NCC1701
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Did he whack a banker?  If not, then 'Remain Calm and Mind the Gap.'

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:31 | 6881111 Ignatius
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Tragic consequences.  The devil is on the loose, just as our dear leaders would have it.

RIP

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:54 | 6881195 A Nanny Moose
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You didn't contain that.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:35 | 6881115 o r c k
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An accident, he meant to thank people for destroying Syria.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:33 | 6881117 buzzsaw99
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moar open border policy and moar war can fix this /s

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:29 | 6881326 JimmyRainbow
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and a few more random bombings and a little droning from time to time

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:33 | 6881118 atthelake
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"When seconds count, police are minutes away" Mac Slavo on The Daily Sheeple.

It's up to you to protect yourself.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 22:31 | 6881864 Kirk2NCC1701
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Damn right!  Which is why you need  CCL/CWL.

Else, put a Level 3 armor plate in your backpack, and carry: Pepper Spray, Ear plugs & Sound Horn (to make their ears bleed and buy precious seconds) to counter-attack with a Taser and/or knife or box-cutter. Best done in a Swarm Attack, rather than one at a time (like in Bruce Lee movies).

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:33 | 6881119 debtor of last ...
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The slasher union is getting too powerful.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:35 | 6881123 Sedaeng
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tazed the man?  In 'merica he would of been shot at least 12 times! (in the back)

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:38 | 6881139 Sparehead
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I'd be happy to shoot this piece of shit 12 times from any direction.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:38 | 6881144 1033eruth
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Depends on if he chose to run away or not.  

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:55 | 6881196 pupdog1
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784 times in Texas.

Sun, 12/06/2015 - 00:14 | 6882145 FireBrander
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"tazed the man? In 'merica he would of been shot at least 12 times! (in the back)"...of the head, neck, chest, balls, both legs, and few rounds in his feet for good measure.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:40 | 6881137 Sudden Debt
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It's a tactic of the fanatics for us to start hating the Syrian refugees.

Like I said before, ISIS downfall is that the citizens of Syria have fled to Europe and didn't join their side to fight their war.

It's just important to find the looneys and shoot them. And the worst part is that they're all documented and known by our secret services.

What those ISIS idiots want is for us to hate every immigrant so they feel left out and join their side.

So they'll try anything to us to start hating every middle eastern person. And if we do, we'll have lost because that would cause a internal war in Europe.

 

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 19:53 | 6881418 El Vaquero
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Dude, Europe is going to have a massive body count over this.  You might want to be long German oven manufacturers.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 20:00 | 6881452 Sudden Debt
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Well I agree with you to! I haven't seen or heard anybody untill now who isn't getting all worked up about those Syrian refugees.

And I'm pretty sure we'll have battles in the strees one day.

All I say is we could have been able to avoid it a bit longer.

Sat, 12/05/2015 - 18:38 | 6881141 juicy_bananas
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