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"Presidente De Venezuela" - Innocent Typo, Or Obama's Next Job?

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Just an innocent typo by CNN, or an advance look at president Obama's next job who after having "fixed" the U.S., now sets his sights on doing the same to this erstwile socialist paradise?

h/t Sputnik

 

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Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:15 | 6887094 ZH Snob
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if only it were true...

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:18 | 6887113 yogibear
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A whole lot of liberals would follow him there. That wouldn't be a bad thing.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:22 | 6887121 N2OJoe
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Venezuelans think they have it bad now? They aint seen nothing yet!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:24 | 6887129 max2205
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Selling toilet paper to Venezuela 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:29 | 6887141 Dick Gazinia
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Obamas presidency needs alot more cowbell.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:32 | 6887158 VinceFostersGhost
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"Fixed"....as in neutered.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:33 | 6887167 Manthong
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The right turn in the recent election down there indicates that they would have no part of that black socialist psychopath.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:03 | 6887314 Ima anal sphincter
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I'm sure he's got a Venezuelan birth certificate hidden somewhere.... just as valid as the one he used here.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:14 | 6887363 Kaiser Wilhelm II
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New game : try to guess all the other potential countries who holds the birth certificate of Barack Barry Soetoro Hussein Obama

 

Proof that the CIA never gets bored to build ridiculous and unbelievable scenarios.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:19 | 6887372 Dr. Spin
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If we're lucky, he will take his entourage with him.

Spoctor Din

OBTW:  Tylers, your customer service is for shit!!!  If you don't take care of your commenters, ZH will dry up...

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:42 | 6887509 Bokkenrijder
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See! He's not Kenyan at all!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:45 | 6887523 McCormick No. 9
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"de Venezuela" is just a job description.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:54 | 6887570 Bokkenrijder
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True, we're all "world citizens" in The New World Order!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:59 | 6887615 TeamDepends
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"Hopio y Cambio..."

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 12:38 | 6888170 3.7.77
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Banana republic, meet Banana Republic

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:56 | 6887597 Vampyroteuthis ...
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What is the difference between the banana republic's government in South America and in North America?

 

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:29 | 6887144 de3de8
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Send him early

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:13 | 6887357 booboo
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"Under my plan toilet paper premiums will go down by 2500 dollars a year"

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:46 | 6887515 Bokkenrijder
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"If you like your toilet paper, you can keep your toilet paper."

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:05 | 6887319 G.O.O.D
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And in other news:

Just weeks after the discovery in China of bacteria resistant to all known forms of treatment, the same strain has been found in Denmark. Worse: It’s been there since 2012. Late last week researchers at the Technical University of Denmark announced they had found the feared ‘invulnerability’ gene among E. coli bacteria samples taken from humans and food. The scientists had been conducting a review of a genetic database of some 3000 different E. coli samples taken since 2009. Specifically they were seeking the mcr-1 gene, a mutation which gives bacteria a frightening resistance to the last effective family of antibiotics

 

Nothing like a good flesh eating disease that runs amok and cant be stopped to keep the sheep in line.

baa baa

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:44 | 6887517 hxc
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LOL

 

E. Coli =/= ebola

 

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:30 | 6887146 Eyeroller
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Nope. Liberals always hold Venezuela and Cuba as proud examples of where socialism has worked, but not a single one would ever give up their lifestyle and live there.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:58 | 6887289 smacker
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Well, at least not until Obola has completed his plan to destroy the US.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:23 | 6887118 Yes We Can. But...
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Double-dipping?

No wonder the goof looks so beat-down, drawn and tired.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:43 | 6887214 slaughterer
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WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER.  (If you think I am being racist fuck you!)

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:50 | 6887249 G.O.O.D
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WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER

 

Until the next one.

 

See a pattern?

 

See something SAY something...lol

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:21 | 6887390 Dr. Spin
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HIstory will not be kind to the early 21st Century...

Spoctor Din

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:58 | 6887288 FreeShitter
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Since JFK, they all have gotten worse sequentially. 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:32 | 6887464 Ghordius
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slaughterer, perhaps for you it's the worst president ever. for me, it's the second worst ever

but I make you an offer. send us both your current Vice-President and your former Vice-President and we'll put them both for trial

that would count as bi-partisan, wouldn't it?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:31 | 6887460 MrTown3
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Right because Bush really righted the ship huh..

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:15 | 6887097 SumTing Wong
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Venezuela can have him. Why not have a Kenyan for president of every country???

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:31 | 6887151 BorisTheBlade
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While they are at it, they take Kardashians for good measure. On a second thought, what did Venezuelans do to deserve that?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:16 | 6887099 SheepDog-One
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Presidente de douchebag.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:22 | 6887404 G.O.O.D
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Presidente del facial

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:40 | 6887861 venturen
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Christ....I am stocking up on Toilet Paper!!!!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:16 | 6887103 replaceme
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Presidente el Jacko y Shitto.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:16 | 6887104 nmewn
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They should erect a statue in front of every hospital in his honor.

Today "healthcare", tomorrow...the world! ;-)

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:06 | 6887656 TeamDepends
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Actually this makes perfect sense, as pretty much all of Barry's favorite recreational commodities are grown there and in Presidential quantities.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:17 | 6887108 yogibear
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LOL, Hugo Chavez did say Obama was more left than he was.

Obama has hard enough time with the teleprompter let alone speaking Spanish.

 

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:19 | 6887114 nmewn
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Soy de las estados unidos!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:55 | 6887277 smacker
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He'd then be pelted with bananas :-)

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:07 | 6887332 nmewn
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lol...no doubt...the indoctrination must continue comrades!

Which brings up an interesting point (well, ok, I brought up the point...lol) how is that all these great protectors of latins (Bernie Marx, Hillary! Clintonian, BareAss Obama etc.) don't actually nor have ever attempted to, ya know, speak spanish?

Oh nmewn, you're always asking these uncomfortable questions and expecting rational, logical answers! ;-) 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:27 | 6887434 GeezerGeek
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Progressives don't need to speak Spanish because, well, THEY CARE! Unlike those wascally wee-publicans, who want to throw Hispanics under the bus or starve them to death or something like that. At least JEB speaks Spanish (I heard his wife threatened to cut him off if he didn't mumble sweet nothings in her native tongue), and there's a rumor that Rubio and maybe Cruz do too (but then, neither of their fathers were American citizens at the time of their births). And we gotta cut Hillary some slack, because she tries to mimic different American dialects (including Ebonics, probably).

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:34 | 6887472 nmewn
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Yes, it should be enough that they say they...caaaiiir.

In my best, mid-western, nasally tone: "I ain't no ways taaard. I've come too farararaaar..."...lol.

Yeah, thats showing genuine respect...and they clapped & barked like seals over it.

(Sigh)

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:55 | 6887952 smacker
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Esp: "Anglosajones no son dados a hablar lenguas extranjeras tanto dado que nuestra jerga nativa es el Inglés. Y no se está extendiendo el uso de Inglés uno de los motivos tácitas de la creación de un imperio?"

Por: "Anglo-saxões não são dadas para falar línguas estrangeiras tanto dado que a nossa linguagem nativa é o Inglês. E não está se espalhando o uso do Inglês um dos motivos tácitas de criar um Império?"

Eng: Anglo-Saxons aren't given to speaking forrin languages so much given that our native lingo is English. And isn't spreading the use of English one of the unspoken motives of creating an Empire?]

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 13:31 | 6888469 Skiprrrdog
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yeah, pink and brown man-bananas...

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:38 | 6887191 Memedada
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Almost 100% sure that’s not true. Source?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:47 | 6887239 nmewn
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Sources? Whadya need sources for? You can say whatever you want to say and then it gets repeated on the internet and it becomes the source!!!

Three tall white guys said it!!!...lmao!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:16 | 6887368 Ward cleaver
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Yes those white guys used to play for the Duke Lacrosse team. El Presidente salivating as the initial report came in along with whole MSM

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:28 | 6887437 nmewn
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Its those damned white, evangelical lacrosse players raping & killing furry little kittens again! I just knew it!...lmao!!!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:17 | 6887110 SoDamnMad
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i THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE A GOLF PRO IN KENYA?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:24 | 6887128 Arnold
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 The Mahdi.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:17 | 6887111 vegas
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Trust me, he would fuck up Venezuela worse than it is now.

 

www.traderzoo.mobi 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 13:29 | 6888458 Skiprrrdog
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The man could fuck up a mexican parade with only one set of jumper cables...

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:21 | 6887117 Infinite QE
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No. Send his arse to Mogadishu.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:21 | 6887122 christofay
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lame duck quacking

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:30 | 6887147 Dick Gazinia
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lame FUCK quacking

Fixed it for you

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:26 | 6887131 buzzsaw99
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remember venezuela, things can always get worse.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:30 | 6887145 RiverRoad
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His next job is about grabbing those fat speaking fees which is all he's been about since Day One.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:32 | 6887159 silverer
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It's where he belonged all along.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:33 | 6887164 Eyeroller
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He wants to be Secretary General of the UN.  No better job for someone who hates America as much as he does.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:36 | 6887177 TheSheepWolf
Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:53 | 6887262 smacker
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A slam dunk.

Washington is recruiting, training and funding ISIS.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:58 | 6887286 Monetas
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Gary, Indiana Dunkin' Donuts aviso:  Please refrain from slam dunking !

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:03 | 6887311 SirBarksAlot
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In that Icon, are you the one on top or the one on the bottom who appears to be attempting to crawl away?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:07 | 6887329 Monetas
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Greek wrestling image .... taken from an ancient amphora .... what did you have in mind ?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:38 | 6887184 Peter Pan
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This does not mean he will become president of Venezuela.

It means that he will turn the USA into  Venezuela.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:13 | 6887355 Cacete de Ouro
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I'll have more flexibility after the election

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:39 | 6887852 venturen
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plans to name himself dictator for life!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:39 | 6887195 CHoward
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One can only wish.  When...today?!?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:40 | 6887206 moneylover3
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OMG!Monday Humour. Hope whole week will be good :D

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:44 | 6887216 medium giraffe
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fucking cunt

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:47 | 6887235 MFL8240
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Clown!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:53 | 6887266 Monetas
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Send down a Secret Service detail .... to front run the hooker black market .... errr, the black hooker market .... my bad !

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:55 | 6887274 homebody
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Good place for him and the furry one

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 09:58 | 6887291 G.O.O.D
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ob1wookie?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:03 | 6887306 Monetas
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He could run a franchiise: Putos Sin Fronteras (male whores without borders) .... the Kabul chapter ?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:06 | 6887325 SirBarksAlot
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If Venezuelal is a corporation, like the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, maybe he is president of both.

If that is the case, I think we know who sits on the board of directors.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:08 | 6887335 me or you
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This LOSER cannot even run a gang of losers.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:13 | 6887356 yellowsub
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they couldn't tell the difference between them.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:18 | 6887378 Atomizer
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Who the fuck cares what he does after office. Remove this asshole from office ASAP. Let him experiment with a loaded gun. Who knows the outcome of Obama pulling the trigger vs. forensic crime scene. Another liberal taking a dirtnap. The world will be a better place. 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:24 | 6887408 G.O.O.D
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I suppose Joe Biden couldnt be any worse? Seems we are in an unfortunate situation here.

 

We just have to keep digging to get out of this hole.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:53 | 6887568 Crocodile
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Let him experiment with a loaded gun. - Russian style??!!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:25 | 6887416 Joenobody12
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Obumpa has been a good boy following order from the president of the United States- Natanyahu. Keep at it Mr. you can do it, you still have a year left to start WW3.  

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:28 | 6887440 G.O.O.D
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Natanyahu might not like the end result of WWIII:

 

 

This message came to me concerning Damascus: 'Look, Damascus will disappear! It will become a heap of ruins. The cities of Aroer will be deserted. Sheep will graze in the streets and lie down unafraid. There will be no one to chase them away. The fortified cities of Israel will also be destroyed, and the power of Damascus will end. The few left in Aram will share the fate of Israel's departed glory,' says the Lord Almighty" (Isaiah 17:1-3, NLT).

These opening verses paint a bleak picture. The city of Damascus will become a heap of ruins, utterly destroyed. Few, if any, buildings will be left standing. The once great city will be devoid of human life and will become home to all manner of wildlife in the absence of humans to chase them away.

According to these verses, the cities of Aroer, which are located on the northern bank of the Arnon River just east of the Dead Sea, will also be deserted. However, the passage doesn't say they will be destroyed in the same manner as Damascus, just that they will be deserted. It may be that people simply flee these cities out of fear.

In addition, many of the fortified cities in northern Israel will also be destroyed. The few who remain in Aram, thirty-eight miles south southeast of Damascus, will share the fate of these northern Israeli cities.

"'In that day the glory of Israel will be very dim, for poverty will stalk the land. Israel will be abandoned like the grain fields in the valley of Rephaim after the harvest. Only a few of its people will be left, like the stray olives left on the tree after the harvest. Only two or three remain in the highest branches, four or five out on the tips of the limbs. Yes, Israel will be stripped bare of people,' says the Lord, the God of Israel" (Isaiah 17:4-6, NLT).

The breadth and scope of destruction is clearly illustrated as God describes the Israeli landscape as stripped bare of people. Only a small fraction of people either choose to stay in the land or else survive what is a massive holocaust, leaving only a few inhabitants who struggle in poverty..

 

Have at it there dear NuttyYahoo.. Fvk all of you.

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:43 | 6887510 NoBillsOfCredit
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the only thing that makes people leave like that is radiation.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:04 | 6887631 G.O.O.D
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Agreed, as I stated on the beginning thread this morning. The naysayers just cant come to grips with the glaring fate of the human race in which we are faced.

Humans have NOT evolved to a kinder gentler race since the beginning. Genghis Khan had nothing on the mic running things.

 

Either we conquer war, or war conquers us. Looks like we loose.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:30 | 6887448 djcando
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How can we sign him up?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:32 | 6887461 Linoleum Blownapart
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"Presidente De Venezuela"

LoL... how did they even manage that??? Like the guy who approved "Bang ding ow".. if I was them I'd get tired of my job and do this stuff for giggles :-D

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:34 | 6887473 Sparehead
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Hasn’t Venezuela suffered enough?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:41 | 6887508 wesson
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Come on, it's just CNN

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:45 | 6887526 Who was that ma...
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Great!  They can have him, better them than us.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:51 | 6887547 Crocodile
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It isn't known as the "Cartoon News Narrative" for nothing!!

 

It would be pretty hard to make that kind of typo & remember that Chavez & Obama were very very close in a sick way of course.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 10:57 | 6887601 Crocodile
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Perhaps they are saying we are going to be like Venezuela with Obama as Presidente??...just saying; this may be a typo in the technical sense, but how can you make that BIG of a typo; you can't.  Was there any story about Venezuela before or after?   Love the speech yesterday, which I did not listen to; just waiting to hear how he fit "gun control" inot the picture...which I understand he did not disappoint in that regard.  I think he is long Remington & Winchester.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:18 | 6887721 pissonmefico
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The proof that it was not a typo was obvious to those who speak Spanish or Portuguese.  "Tiroteo" is an event where many shots are fired from firearms.  The event was the terrorist attack in San Bernadino.  He was up to his elbows in work fixing the U.S., or fixing the American People to be more accurate, so no, he is not yet available to be President of Venezuela yet.

It is already illegal to own firearms in Venezuela anyway.

 

When he gets the job done here, it's more likely that he will be headed to Switzerland to be President where it is legal, actually mandatory to own firearms, and of the military type.

 

You can't have a totalitarian fascist police state cashless "utopian" global society with armed prisoners running around out of control.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:41 | 6887868 smacker
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"Tiroteo"

Almost right. In Brazil it's "Tiroteio" meaning a gunfight or whatever.

 

"It is already illegal to own firearms in Venezuela anyway."

Aye. Another socialist utopia.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:27 | 6889382 Benjamin123
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Balacera.

Plomamentazon.

Tiroteo.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 18:53 | 6890211 pissonmefico
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Damn, missed it by one i, and a dotted one at that.  I should be punished severely for my mistake especially since I am Brazilian, correction - Brasileiro.  Good bye funny elite people at Zero Hedge.  We have nothing in common.

Tchao, tudo joia gringo idiotas.  Boa sorte, vao sofrer por causa que sao viadinhos, ja' e' para estar na rua dos milhoes iguais que os Brasileiros sao agora em  Brasilia.  Fica escrevendo aqui ate' o momento que  quebrao a porta da sua casa e te levam embora preso. 

Pussy Americans, all big talk - no action.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:19 | 6887730 freakscene
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its quite ironic acutally

 

the "venezualation" of America began in 2008

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:32 | 6887812 Bill of Rights
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First of all Obama fixed shit, he made it worse and they can have him today in fact.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:38 | 6887847 venturen
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Obama plan is do a reverse merger with Venezuela...with him being named dictator for life! 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:40 | 6887860 Dre4dwolf
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I think they got it just right.

America will look like Venezuela in just a few short months.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:40 | 6887865 Bam_Man
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And at least half the morons who watch CNN for their "news" probably believed it.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 13:50 | 6888563 libertysghost
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Hell, they don't know the name of the country they live in either.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:41 | 6887870 Sergeiab
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Thanks to the intern @CNN in charge of headlines, good job

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 12:08 | 6888009 Barrack Chavez
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Check out my ID for this site... I have been making this "innocent typo" now for five years.

Obama = Chavez

Same stupid economic policies, same stupid results.

Same police state attacks on freedom, same stupid results.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 13:36 | 6888492 Skiprrrdog
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***BREAKING STORY***

President Oblowhard has recognized that he is not fit for the office of POTUS and has decided to resign. It is widely believed that he has been offered a *position* smoking man-bananas in Venezuela.
***FILM AT ELEVEN***

...and then I woke up...

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 13:49 | 6888558 libertysghost
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Jajjajajjajajja

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 18:24 | 6890049 Bazza McKenzie
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Venezuela doesn't have enough golf courses, so definitely not happening.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 00:36 | 6891973 onmail1
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Looks loke CNN or CIA News Network has insider information on

how the govt. was overturned

As this is what america does everywhere 

then loots

(the cycle repeats forever - Playing dungeons)

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