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"Presidente De Venezuela" - Innocent Typo, Or Obama's Next Job?
Just an innocent typo by CNN, or an advance look at president Obama's next job who after having "fixed" the U.S., now sets his sights on doing the same to this erstwile socialist paradise?

h/t Sputnik
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if only it were true...
A whole lot of liberals would follow him there. That wouldn't be a bad thing.
Venezuelans think they have it bad now? They aint seen nothing yet!
Selling toilet paper to Venezuela
Obamas presidency needs alot more cowbell.
"Fixed"....as in neutered.
The right turn in the recent election down there indicates that they would have no part of that black socialist psychopath.
I'm sure he's got a Venezuelan birth certificate hidden somewhere.... just as valid as the one he used here.
New game : try to guess all the other potential countries who holds the birth certificate of Barack Barry Soetoro Hussein Obama
Proof that the CIA never gets bored to build ridiculous and unbelievable scenarios.
If we're lucky, he will take his entourage with him.
Spoctor Din
OBTW: Tylers, your customer service is for shit!!! If you don't take care of your commenters, ZH will dry up...
See! He's not Kenyan at all!
"de Venezuela" is just a job description.
True, we're all "world citizens" in The New World Order!
"Hopio y Cambio..."
Banana republic, meet Banana Republic
What is the difference between the banana republic's government in South America and in North America?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oy-JVL1KZe8/VSg8DypJQKI/AAAAAAAAAUA/CIJvOeA09m...
Send him early
"Under my plan toilet paper premiums will go down by 2500 dollars a year"
"If you like your toilet paper, you can keep your toilet paper."
And in other news:
Just weeks after the discovery in China of bacteria resistant to all known forms of treatment, the same strain has been found in Denmark. Worse: It’s been there since 2012. Late last week researchers at the Technical University of Denmark announced they had found the feared ‘invulnerability’ gene among E. coli bacteria samples taken from humans and food. The scientists had been conducting a review of a genetic database of some 3000 different E. coli samples taken since 2009. Specifically they were seeking the mcr-1 gene, a mutation which gives bacteria a frightening resistance to the last effective family of antibioticsNothing like a good flesh eating disease that runs amok and cant be stopped to keep the sheep in line.
baa baa
LOL
E. Coli =/= ebola
Nope. Liberals always hold Venezuela and Cuba as proud examples of where socialism has worked, but not a single one would ever give up their lifestyle and live there.
Well, at least not until Obola has completed his plan to destroy the US.
Double-dipping?
No wonder the goof looks so beat-down, drawn and tired.
WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER. (If you think I am being racist fuck you!)
WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER
Until the next one.
See a pattern?
See something SAY something...lol
HIstory will not be kind to the early 21st Century...
Spoctor Din
Since JFK, they all have gotten worse sequentially.
slaughterer, perhaps for you it's the worst president ever. for me, it's the second worst ever
but I make you an offer. send us both your current Vice-President and your former Vice-President and we'll put them both for trial
that would count as bi-partisan, wouldn't it?
Right because Bush really righted the ship huh..
Venezuela can have him. Why not have a Kenyan for president of every country???
While they are at it, they take Kardashians for good measure. On a second thought, what did Venezuelans do to deserve that?
Presidente de douchebag.
Presidente del facial
Christ....I am stocking up on Toilet Paper!!!!
Presidente el Jacko y Shitto.
They should erect a statue in front of every hospital in his honor.
Today "healthcare", tomorrow...the world! ;-)
Actually this makes perfect sense, as pretty much all of Barry's favorite recreational commodities are grown there and in Presidential quantities.
LOL, Hugo Chavez did say Obama was more left than he was.
Obama has hard enough time with the teleprompter let alone speaking Spanish.
Soy de las estados unidos!
He'd then be pelted with bananas :-)
lol...no doubt...the indoctrination must continue comrades!
Which brings up an interesting point (well, ok, I brought up the point...lol) how is that all these great protectors of latins (Bernie Marx, Hillary! Clintonian, BareAss Obama etc.) don't actually nor have ever attempted to, ya know, speak spanish?
Oh nmewn, you're always asking these uncomfortable questions and expecting rational, logical answers! ;-)
Progressives don't need to speak Spanish because, well, THEY CARE! Unlike those wascally wee-publicans, who want to throw Hispanics under the bus or starve them to death or something like that. At least JEB speaks Spanish (I heard his wife threatened to cut him off if he didn't mumble sweet nothings in her native tongue), and there's a rumor that Rubio and maybe Cruz do too (but then, neither of their fathers were American citizens at the time of their births). And we gotta cut Hillary some slack, because she tries to mimic different American dialects (including Ebonics, probably).
Yes, it should be enough that they say they...caaaiiir.
In my best, mid-western, nasally tone: "I ain't no ways taaard. I've come too farararaaar..."...lol.
Yeah, thats showing genuine respect...and they clapped & barked like seals over it.
(Sigh)
Esp: "Anglosajones no son dados a hablar lenguas extranjeras tanto dado que nuestra jerga nativa es el Inglés. Y no se está extendiendo el uso de Inglés uno de los motivos tácitas de la creación de un imperio?"
Por: "Anglo-saxões não são dadas para falar línguas estrangeiras tanto dado que a nossa linguagem nativa é o Inglês. E não está se espalhando o uso do Inglês um dos motivos tácitas de criar um Império?"
Eng: Anglo-Saxons aren't given to speaking forrin languages so much given that our native lingo is English. And isn't spreading the use of English one of the unspoken motives of creating an Empire?]
yeah, pink and brown man-bananas...
Almost 100% sure that’s not true. Source?
Sources? Whadya need sources for? You can say whatever you want to say and then it gets repeated on the internet and it becomes the source!!!
Three tall white guys said it!!!...lmao!
Yes those white guys used to play for the Duke Lacrosse team. El Presidente salivating as the initial report came in along with whole MSM
Its those damned white, evangelical lacrosse players raping & killing furry little kittens again! I just knew it!...lmao!!!
i THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE A GOLF PRO IN KENYA?
The Mahdi.
Trust me, he would fuck up Venezuela worse than it is now.
www.traderzoo.mobi
The man could fuck up a mexican parade with only one set of jumper cables...
No. Send his arse to Mogadishu.
lame duck quacking
lame FUCK quacking
Fixed it for you
remember venezuela, things can always get worse.
His next job is about grabbing those fat speaking fees which is all he's been about since Day One.
It's where he belonged all along.
He wants to be Secretary General of the UN. No better job for someone who hates America as much as he does.
This one is the best.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM1VILYe6Q
A slam dunk.
Washington is recruiting, training and funding ISIS.
Gary, Indiana Dunkin' Donuts aviso: Please refrain from slam dunking !
In that Icon, are you the one on top or the one on the bottom who appears to be attempting to crawl away?
Greek wrestling image .... taken from an ancient amphora .... what did you have in mind ?
This does not mean he will become president of Venezuela.
It means that he will turn the USA into Venezuela.
I'll have more flexibility after the election
plans to name himself dictator for life!
One can only wish. When...today?!?
OMG!Monday Humour. Hope whole week will be good :D
fucking cunt
Clown!
Send down a Secret Service detail .... to front run the hooker black market .... errr, the black hooker market .... my bad !
Good place for him and the furry one
ob1wookie?
He could run a franchiise: Putos Sin Fronteras (male whores without borders) .... the Kabul chapter ?
If Venezuelal is a corporation, like the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, maybe he is president of both.
If that is the case, I think we know who sits on the board of directors.
This LOSER cannot even run a gang of losers.
they couldn't tell the difference between them.
Who the fuck cares what he does after office. Remove this asshole from office ASAP. Let him experiment with a loaded gun. Who knows the outcome of Obama pulling the trigger vs. forensic crime scene. Another liberal taking a dirtnap. The world will be a better place.
I suppose Joe Biden couldnt be any worse? Seems we are in an unfortunate situation here.
We just have to keep digging to get out of this hole.
Let him experiment with a loaded gun. - Russian style??!!
Obumpa has been a good boy following order from the president of the United States- Natanyahu. Keep at it Mr. you can do it, you still have a year left to start WW3.
Natanyahu might not like the end result of WWIII:
This message came to me concerning Damascus: 'Look, Damascus will disappear! It will become a heap of ruins. The cities of Aroer will be deserted. Sheep will graze in the streets and lie down unafraid. There will be no one to chase them away. The fortified cities of Israel will also be destroyed, and the power of Damascus will end. The few left in Aram will share the fate of Israel's departed glory,' says the Lord Almighty" (Isaiah 17:1-3, NLT).
These opening verses paint a bleak picture. The city of Damascus will become a heap of ruins, utterly destroyed. Few, if any, buildings will be left standing. The once great city will be devoid of human life and will become home to all manner of wildlife in the absence of humans to chase them away.
According to these verses, the cities of Aroer, which are located on the northern bank of the Arnon River just east of the Dead Sea, will also be deserted. However, the passage doesn't say they will be destroyed in the same manner as Damascus, just that they will be deserted. It may be that people simply flee these cities out of fear.
In addition, many of the fortified cities in northern Israel will also be destroyed. The few who remain in Aram, thirty-eight miles south southeast of Damascus, will share the fate of these northern Israeli cities.
"'In that day the glory of Israel will be very dim, for poverty will stalk the land. Israel will be abandoned like the grain fields in the valley of Rephaim after the harvest. Only a few of its people will be left, like the stray olives left on the tree after the harvest. Only two or three remain in the highest branches, four or five out on the tips of the limbs. Yes, Israel will be stripped bare of people,' says the Lord, the God of Israel" (Isaiah 17:4-6, NLT).
The breadth and scope of destruction is clearly illustrated as God describes the Israeli landscape as stripped bare of people. Only a small fraction of people either choose to stay in the land or else survive what is a massive holocaust, leaving only a few inhabitants who struggle in poverty..
Have at it there dear NuttyYahoo.. Fvk all of you.
the only thing that makes people leave like that is radiation.
Agreed, as I stated on the beginning thread this morning. The naysayers just cant come to grips with the glaring fate of the human race in which we are faced.
Humans have NOT evolved to a kinder gentler race since the beginning. Genghis Khan had nothing on the mic running things.
Either we conquer war, or war conquers us. Looks like we loose.
How can we sign him up?
"Presidente De Venezuela"
LoL... how did they even manage that??? Like the guy who approved "Bang ding ow".. if I was them I'd get tired of my job and do this stuff for giggles :-D
Hasn’t Venezuela suffered enough?
Come on, it's just CNN
Great! They can have him, better them than us.
It isn't known as the "Cartoon News Narrative" for nothing!!
It would be pretty hard to make that kind of typo & remember that Chavez & Obama were very very close in a sick way of course.
Perhaps they are saying we are going to be like Venezuela with Obama as Presidente??...just saying; this may be a typo in the technical sense, but how can you make that BIG of a typo; you can't. Was there any story about Venezuela before or after? Love the speech yesterday, which I did not listen to; just waiting to hear how he fit "gun control" inot the picture...which I understand he did not disappoint in that regard. I think he is long Remington & Winchester.
The proof that it was not a typo was obvious to those who speak Spanish or Portuguese. "Tiroteo" is an event where many shots are fired from firearms. The event was the terrorist attack in San Bernadino. He was up to his elbows in work fixing the U.S., or fixing the American People to be more accurate, so no, he is not yet available to be President of Venezuela yet.
It is already illegal to own firearms in Venezuela anyway.
When he gets the job done here, it's more likely that he will be headed to Switzerland to be President where it is legal, actually mandatory to own firearms, and of the military type.
You can't have a totalitarian fascist police state cashless "utopian" global society with armed prisoners running around out of control.
"Tiroteo"
Almost right. In Brazil it's "Tiroteio" meaning a gunfight or whatever.
"It is already illegal to own firearms in Venezuela anyway."
Aye. Another socialist utopia.
Balacera.
Plomamentazon.
Tiroteo.
Damn, missed it by one i, and a dotted one at that. I should be punished severely for my mistake especially since I am Brazilian, correction - Brasileiro. Good bye funny elite people at Zero Hedge. We have nothing in common.
Tchao, tudo joia gringo idiotas. Boa sorte, vao sofrer por causa que sao viadinhos, ja' e' para estar na rua dos milhoes iguais que os Brasileiros sao agora em Brasilia. Fica escrevendo aqui ate' o momento que quebrao a porta da sua casa e te levam embora preso.
Pussy Americans, all big talk - no action.
its quite ironic acutally
the "venezualation" of America began in 2008
First of all Obama fixed shit, he made it worse and they can have him today in fact.
Obama plan is do a reverse merger with Venezuela...with him being named dictator for life!
I think they got it just right.
America will look like Venezuela in just a few short months.
And at least half the morons who watch CNN for their "news" probably believed it.
Hell, they don't know the name of the country they live in either.
Thanks to the intern @CNN in charge of headlines, good job
Check out my ID for this site... I have been making this "innocent typo" now for five years.
Obama = Chavez
Same stupid economic policies, same stupid results.
Same police state attacks on freedom, same stupid results.
***BREAKING STORY***
President Oblowhard has recognized that he is not fit for the office of POTUS and has decided to resign. It is widely believed that he has been offered a *position* smoking man-bananas in Venezuela.
***FILM AT ELEVEN***
...and then I woke up...
Jajjajajjajajja
Venezuela doesn't have enough golf courses, so definitely not happening.
Looks loke CNN or CIA News Network has insider information on
how the govt. was overturned
As this is what america does everywhere
then loots
(the cycle repeats forever - Playing dungeons)