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The News... Simplified

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Only one thing is missing from the standard mainstream media news broadcast... And finally, stocks were higher.

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Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:03 | 6889254 OldPhart
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We've met the enemy and he is us.

Pogo

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:05 | 6889262 Looney
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MSM.GOV  ;-)

Looney

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:12 | 6889277 hedgeless_horseman
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The News... Simplified Sanitized

You won't see it on the news in the USA, but this scene from Syria is what fucked really looks like...

Who is suprised that they want to come to the USA, France, and Britain to seek revenge?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:12 | 6889307 quintago
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what's also fucked is that the MSM's definition of news is telling you what somebody else tweeted

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:14 | 6889316 DetectiveStern
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The MSMs job is to keep people distracted from learning the truth.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:13 | 6889311 83_vf_1100_c
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  Somebody screwed up big. That is supposed to be a girl with a cat.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:29 | 6889391 Fed Supporter
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Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe: Every TV news report on the economy in one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN2iVe8_Ato This is every news report in one, no need to watch another after viewing this one. 
Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:15 | 6889324 nuubee
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How do you know that wasn't a Russian strike?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:18 | 6889331 hedgeless_horseman
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I don't.  I should have mentioned the Russian airliner they blew up.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:54 | 6889532 BlindMonkey
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 Based on the beards that wasn't a "radical" first responder.  I would strongly suspect it was not a Russian strike based on that alone.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:55 | 6889539 BlindMonkey
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 doubled.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:20 | 6889344 City_Of_Champyinz
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Looks just like every terrorist bombing on Earth....The Abbot and Costello 'who's on first' sketch comes to mind, except that all the characters are named Mohamed.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:52 | 6889519 Sudden Debt
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If you show pictures like this to other people , they turn away like it's not real. Most people don't want to know we're responsible for thing like this.

We spend more airtime on TV about a killed dog then we air thing like this.

And imagine it's your kid. Suddenly you have a mission. And how do you fight somebody like that?

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:59 | 6889563 BlindMonkey
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"And imagine it's your kid. "

 

What most folks just don't seem to get is that extreme violence can be a very rational response.  Vengance is a very normal emotion to loss.

 

Protip:  The reason you don't bomb other people's countries is because you will create a sense of loss and incent a sense of vengance.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 17:29 | 6889748 Urtica ferox
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h_h image - note the white helmets. (BTW agree with your comment).

For those interested in going a little deeper into the background of images of Syrian "white helmets" first responders look at

http://www.globalresearch.ca/syrias-white-helmets-ngo-soft-power-and-war...

A long-ish read, but to pull one quote from this link

"White Helmets: Execution Facilitators There is an entire library of White Helmet propaganda images that have been proven to be recycled, fake or at best, inaccurate, but perhaps the most shocking and most widely publicised was the footage of what appears to depict their participation in an Al Nusra execution of a civilian in Hreitan, Northern Aleppo. This is perhaps one of the most damning indictments of White Helmet collusion with the terrorist group."

Caveat emptor and take with a grain of NaCl

Google : << "white helmets" syria propaganda  >> for more info to form your own conclusions.

The title could just as well read

The News... Propagandized

 


Mon, 12/07/2015 - 18:03 | 6889929 Butter_cup
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Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:04 | 6889256 Francis Marx
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this will get alot of comments. just a picture lol

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:04 | 6889259 vq1
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the news... Truthified.

 

Otherwise its "watch out corespondents speculate, much like that of anyone you could ask on the street"

 

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:05 | 6889261 DetectiveStern
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Any excuse to post a The Day Today clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:10 | 6889296 e_u_r_o
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How is ZH any different? A couple pips move in currency markets and its like jesus's second coming here

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:14 | 6889318 NoDebt
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I would watch that news channel.

 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:16 | 6889325 SillySalesmanQu...
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Here is the news.
It's still all faked.
Goodnight.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:24 | 6889365 wmbz
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The MSM should never use the word "news" all they do is regurgitate pure bullshit!

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:29 | 6889395 papa song
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Cut to the fuckin chase, why dont you.

If only the assholes on the networks could just do this, it would save trillions of American man-hours per year. 

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 18:11 | 6889429 FiatFapper
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There are no journalists just reporters, parroting what they're told to report.

It's interesting that in the UK, the BBC and Sky news, show the same stories at the same time each day; it's as if they're reading from some centralised news-speak script.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 18:56 | 6890232 smacker
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They all have studios with all the other channels showing so they can adjust their own news report sequence.

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 16:42 | 6889468 Flying Wombat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNC4FHR4XLA

Don Henley - Dirty Laundry
Mon, 12/07/2015 - 18:54 | 6890214 smacker
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Never hang it out in public ;-)

Mon, 12/07/2015 - 17:12 | 6889637 cinderalle
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was that anderson cooper

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 07:22 | 6892440 africoman
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Sometimes i feel just like the cartoon above.

Those bunch of mainstream media 'reporters' think before they read the news or shall i say the crap/script.Few of them i can add for sure. But the majority of them seemed happy about their crafty job, reporting the true news only on Aljezira or exclusive.Ahahahaaaaaaaa!

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