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Morgan Stanley's Holiday Present To 1,200 Of Its Best-Paid Employees: Pink Slips

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While it will hardly come as a surprise to its employees (who were warned a week ago that 25% of all fixed income workers would lose their jobs in the immediate future) most had hoped that the bailed out bank would at least have the ethics to wait with the layoffs until after the new year, now just three weeks away.

It did not.

As Bloomberg reported moments ago, Morgan Stanley announced it would take a $150 million severance charge in the fourth quarter as the company pares back its fixed-income trading business to improve profitability. The charge will cover the cost of cutting 1,200 workers worldwide, including about 470 front-office employees in its fixed-income and commodities trading business, according to a person briefed on the matter.

As Bloomberg calculates, the cuts amount to 25% of Morgan Stanley’s traditionally best paid fixed-income trading staff, and other reductions came in infrastructure and support roles at the firm, said the person, who asked not to be identified because the figures aren’t public.

And since the layoffs are strategically timed to take place just before bonuses are handed out, New York is looking at a another sizable drop in year-end consumption that would have come from its best paid cadre of residents, bond traders, who instead will now be scrambling to find jobs (there are none) and failing that, to get out of the city where rents sternly defy the Fed's deflationary narrative.

 

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Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:10 | 6893825 Sudden Debt
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At least they got to take a FREE cardboard box home...

And I'm just guessing but I think there will be a lot of pens and staplers missing next week...

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:13 | 6893849 Truther
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Hang the mother fucking banksters.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:25 | 6893923 hedgeless_horseman
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Gain, store, and maintain the knowledge, skills, and special equipment that would enable you to do at least one third-world job.  If you are a dentist, doctor, farmer, cowboy, mechanic, miner, fisherman, lumberman, mason, blacksmith, whore house piano player, plumber, butcher, or similar, then you are already set.  If you are a derivatives trader, banker, realtor, healthcare administrator, politician, actuarial, benefits coordinator, DMV clerk, compliance officer, or similar, then get cracking.

 

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-19-10/fear-we-are-returning-ti...

 

If they read zerohedge, then they had more than three years notice to get prepared.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:38 | 6894059 Harlequin001
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YES!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:51 | 6894142 Isotope
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We fired some folks.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:01 | 6894206 LowerSlowerDela...
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Thankfully there are PLENTY of GOOD part-time bartender and waiter/waitress jobs!

Economy... BOOMING!!!!

Free gubmint stuff for EVERYBODY!!!!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:14 | 6894292 Government need...
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C'mon, these fired people have SKILLS.  They can fellate like nobody's business!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:08 | 6894715 Soul Glow
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Their skills are manipulating hundreds of billions of dollars.  They are liars and crooks.  Let their shoes hit the pavement.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 16:49 | 6895659 Pew Pew Pew
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Good thing there's a safety net:  NY has approved a gradual increase in its minimum wage to $15/hr!!!

 

http://ny.eater.com/2015/9/10/9306089/governor-cuomo-announces-all-indus...

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:29 | 6893988 Hippocratic Oaf
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In this time of low interest rates, no spreads and high transperancy, a lot of traders are forced to walk. These are not the "banksters" that have caused all the problems. I know many who have taken the axe.

While traders pushed the brokers around in the past, if you don't have a book now, YOU ARE FUCKED!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:14 | 6894289 GMadScientist
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Maybe they can form a network and have Bollinger together or something.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 15:12 | 6895091 Bangin7GramRocks
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In the 21st century, if you "trade" paper products for a living, you are a useless eater. You provide no worth to this world and only take, take, take. Your only job is to keep shuffling paper around until useful things cost more to the end user. Good riddance!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:12 | 6894736 Bunga Bunga
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In the end they all will go after each other, cannibalism coming to Wall St.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 15:36 | 6895233 TheDanimal
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No, let them suffer out in the shit job market they've fostered the deterioration in. 

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:30 | 6893997 Gambit
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MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:04 | 6894226 Groundhog Day
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So Long Card board boxes?

always an oppurtunity in this insane matrix

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:08 | 6894250 commishbob
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Red Swinglines?

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:51 | 6894960 WillyGroper
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pun +1

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:19 | 6894321 currentsea
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time to place entry order to buy international paper company.  demand will be soaring for cardboard boxes.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:48 | 6894943 WillyGroper
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@SuddenDebt,

That box isn't big enuf to live in, bridge or no bridge.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 18:24 | 6896139 wanderer9641
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That may be an assumption on your part - Accounts receivable will be sending out bills in the new year.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:11 | 6893835 Truther
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Morgan Stanley is Scruge. A fucking scum.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:12 | 6894281 GMadScientist
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MS is a walking zombie. They've screwed themselves plenty.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:13 | 6893842 JustObserving
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Morgan Stanley's Holiday Present To 1,200 

Can we not make it 12,000 to make it a truly jolly Christmas?

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:15 | 6893863 ShorTed
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They're only getting fired, not tried, convicted and sentenced.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:28 | 6893984 e_goldstein
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True, but on the bright side it does open the door for more bankster suicides this holiday season.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:43 | 6894089 Handful of Dust
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From your lips to God's ears.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:02 | 6894212 tongue.stan
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Jump, You Fuckers!!!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:12 | 6893845 101 years and c...
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they had to be fired BEFORE bonus payouts.  duh.  expecting a 300K bonus this year to out of a job.  too funny!!!!  cant say i feel any pity for anyone working for any of the TBTF criminal banks.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:26 | 6894387 Rikky
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while i abhor the TBTF banks and the industry as a whole there are real people working for these institutions.  you know friends, family, etc.  not everyone can live their convictions in such a pure way and neither can you or i.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:55 | 6894622 krispkritter
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You can probably say that if those employees didn't have any idea of what they were involved in but they've just been handed an opportunity to wake up and smell the smoke from a smoldering mess of an economy and the stench of an evil industry. Not much sympathy from my end; spent 15 years in corporations, 5 in 'corporate' and that was more than enough for me and I didn't sell my soul or take anyone else's in the process. Fool me once...

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:10 | 6894725 Bolweevil
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Rikky
The degree to which your actions vary from your convictions is directly proportional to the amount of suffering you will endure. Your philosophy feebly attempts to justify the choices the bankster's minions made when they sold their souls in hopes of someday being the next The Bernank. No quarter for banksters. Try again.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:12 | 6893847 Dr. Engali
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I'm surprised MS is still around.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:15 | 6893872 NoDebt
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So are they.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:13 | 6893851 NoDebt
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With technology at today's levels what the fuck do you need human bond traders for anyway?  We know the algos already run everything else, why not bonds too?

How many job postings do you see for elevator operators any more?  Probably good reason for that.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:35 | 6894037 Hippocratic Oaf
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Bonds are a delicate investment that needs constant research, believe it or not as everyone thinks ALL bonds are safe. There will always be a need for human interaction. But with no yield, there are less tradesrs.

Thank you Alan, Ben and butch dyke for screwing the elderly out of their savings. may you rott in hell!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:38 | 6894888 firstdivision
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Clearly you're new to this world.  All you need to know is buy, and when you run out of buy, you buy moar.  The 'P' in CTL+P is prosperity Feel it as it shoots from Yellen's cock to your face.
Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:14 | 6893858 Bill of Rights
Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:14 | 6893859 mtndds
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And the FED's heavy hand is levitating the market upwards.  We will be in the green by the end of the day.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:23 | 6893939 LetsGetPhysical
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1200 useless paper pushers now have to find another place to sit on their ass and surf the internet all day. *small tear runs down cheek*

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:24 | 6893942 Spungo
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Those guys really need to figure out how to make dead man switches at their jobs.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:24 | 6893943 I am a Man I am...
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Anyone going through MS to buy a bond is getting ripped off, you can see it in the bond prices.  People understand this with low interest rates and have had enough.  Discount brokers like Schwab are much cheaper.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:02 | 6894671 Babaloo
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Call Schwab and ask 'em to bid 30 million triple-B rated bonds and see how long you have to wait on the phone for that bid.

 

 

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:24 | 6893950 Martian Moon
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Good

When the financial sector suffers, then the end is near

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:27 | 6893969 roisaber
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Trying to bait a mass shooting?

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:28 | 6893980 commishbob
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Bearish for the Coke&Hookers Index

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:15 | 6894757 Bunga Bunga
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At least in NY, but prices came down in Canada and Greece.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 22:33 | 6897411 rich1657
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Whites Shoes Are Out of Season

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:29 | 6893982 MFL8240
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Thought employement was doing so well?  Where does he go to Macy's or Burger King?  hmm

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:28 | 6893985 yogibear
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Never see it with Goldman.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:29 | 6893989 ILike2Watch
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Part of the severence package will be window welding and safety net installation services.  Discounted rates on nailguns tho.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:29 | 6893991 dobermangang
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Gonna be hard to buy hookers and blow working for Uber, Wal-Mart or bartending.  How's that hope and change working out for you MS workers? 

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 17:03 | 6895739 ILike2Watch
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Work at Walmart and wait for the Price Rollbacks in the parking lot. Five dollah blows from hookers....

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:30 | 6893998 moonmac
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It's probably best to cash out your 401K and Profit Sharing Plan right before 70% of it disappears in the next crash!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:51 | 6894141 Obamamerica
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401K? What's that? I believe that Obama Messiah will take care of me with the myRA 

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:32 | 6894014 silverer
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Another good reason for gold to go down.  Keep papering, boys.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:44 | 6894030 LawsofPhysics
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So what?  They are already billionaires...

it really is a club folks, at least until the guillotine starts taking some fucking heads.  Until then nothing really changes...

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:48 | 6894076 yellowsub
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guess these guys didn't spend too much during BF...

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 12:49 | 6894126 ALANBEEKMAN
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$150,000,000 write off equates to a $125,000 severence package for these 1200 useless paper pushers.

That's some Ho! Ho! Ho!, Merry Christmas!!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 16:18 | 6894183 SantaClaws
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"most had hoped that the bailed out bank would at least have the ethics to wait with the layoffs until after the new year,"

 

I don't think it's a question of ethics.  Maybe good taste, or kindness.  But when did Wall Street firms ever care about good taste or kindness?  Especially towards their employees.

 

Wasn't it the head of Morgan Stanley, John Mack, who was famously quoted as saying that Morgan Stanley wanted to "rip the faces off" their customers in its search for profits?

 

No sympathy for these employees, especially the highest paid ones.  They'll slit our throats in a heartbeat.

 

 

 

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:09 | 6894200 Arthur Schopenhauer
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In the video on Bloomberg's website, Betty Liu seems happy to hear the news, but she hasn't gotten her pink slip yet.

However, in regards to the guy in the video saying these guys EXPECT big bonuses every year, there are many people who view these characters in the same way, and are probably thrilled to hear this news!!!

See? -----> AIG Executive TALKs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owy0-3CJkVI

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:11 | 6894273 Conax
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I have tears streaming down my face as I type this, oh the humanity..

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You got me, I lied.

heehee

fuck em.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:13 | 6894284 tarabel
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Why would a secular humanist institution filled with greedy secular humanists worry about getting rid of excess secular humanists until after Christmas?

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:13 | 6894287 Pumpkin
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Meh... I like the nail guns better.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:15 | 6894294 Clowns on Acid
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They can all get Gubmint jobs processing Obama imported hispanics and muslims. Processing a trade, processing a non white, under educated "victim" ... not a lot of difference. Actually they could help build the Illegal immigrant Clearing House.

Y'know if the Oabamcare website that doesn't work, cost $ 5 Billion, the Illeagl Immigrant Clearing House, that won't work, should cost about the same. Obama's people can do anyhting for $ 5 B. 

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:23 | 6894363 Rikky
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why would they wait until after the holidays cut throat stab your mother in the back to make a buck types look at compassion, love and all that other stuff as liabilities.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:32 | 6894442 Jack Burton
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"another sizable drop in year-end consumption that would have come from its best paid cadre of residents, bond traders"

In a world where bond traders make up a city's best payed cadre, we are living in a fake economy. Any system that rewards bond trading as the most value added job around, well, it's all fucking fake, because they add jack shit in real wealth creation.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:46 | 6894933 pupdog1
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Well, each one had to buy a cardboard box.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 13:52 | 6894605 Glass Seagull
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"But...but...I invented the credit default swap!!!!"

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:08 | 6894710 markar
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The bleeding has only begun.They need to cover the billions in $90 oil hedges they sold that are blowing up in their face.

Lehman, anyone?

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:10 | 6894722 1835jackson
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You did not build that bond trading desk.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:21 | 6894775 PrimalScream
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The end of 2015. The bond trading desk is dead. 

And the only money-making enterprise is the Geek-factory that churns out the code for algo trades.  And they ONLY make money because they gain access to market data faster and in a way that normal investors can't ... by ROTTEN STINKING DATA ACCESS IN THE US MARKETS.

THANK YOU MEMBERS OF THE FED - For making this outcome possible.

Congratulations for your undying commitment to spoon-feed FREE LIQUIDITY to cut-throat traders who will never generate real productive investments for America.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:21 | 6894791 Yen Cross
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   They can always become whistleblowers. ;-)

 Show the world what a scam investment banking is.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:44 | 6894921 GRDguy
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Guess there's few sheep left to shear, so the wolves slim down their pack.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:44 | 6894922 pupdog1
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How Dickensian--laying off filthy fucking bankers two weeks before XMAS.

Ha!

A nail gun makes a fine stocking stuffer.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 15:09 | 6895076 1stepcloser
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There goes hanukkah

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 14:55 | 6894992 nobodysfool
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You bashers have no clue what Fixed Income traders actually do for a living.  Fixed income is debt pure and simple. Bonds allow cities to fund it's utilities, activities, build it's schools, stadiums, infr-structures etc. and allows corporations to fund their economic activity that amazingly provides some of you morons with employment...or the govt to pay your SNAP/Welfare tabs!  Without FI traders who provide liquidity to the debt markets, there'd be no commerce or economic activity period.  When you see FI poeple getting laid off or fired it's a sure sign of economic stagnation or downturn...thank obama & dems/leftists for the global economic slowdown and the FED for the crippling low interest rate environment that's choking seniors and ritirees....and be careful...your job could be next to go if we continue on the current recessionary path. 

just sayin...

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 15:08 | 6895074 joego1
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Wow! Fixed income traders are really what makes everything unicorny in the world. Maybe they can all go get a fucking hammer and build granny a new house instead of sitting in front of a computer spending money that was ginned up from nowhere by a bunch of corrupted central banks.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 15:32 | 6895214 nobodysfool
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perfect example of shortsided ignorance....can't fix stupid.  FI traders sold the bonds that funded USA Corps allowing them to build the factories that built the hammers and nails, the lumber and tile and the sinks and appliances, etc. etc. etc. so granny could have a house built by Habitat for Humanity, coincidently a charitable entity that many FI traders help fund and give their time too.  Granny said thank you very much, as should you. The real losers from MS and other Banks/Brokerage FI dept layoffs will be all the the charities that they can no longer support to the degree they were before being fired.  Obviously I know many of these people and I know how charitable they are...Don't be a hater just because they made a lot of money. 

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 17:45 | 6895933 prymythirdeye
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Keep upvoting yourself, b/c nobody else is going to

edit: Btw, all your "charitable" friends should go fuck themselves.  You can't rape and pillage a society by day and throw some crumbs to charity by night.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 15:18 | 6895134 Bangin7GramRocks
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Real American Heroes!

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 16:27 | 6895284 herkomilchen
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Sure, bonds are essential to commerce and deliver significant productive value efficiently connecting lenders of money with borrowers.  In a free market for money, that would be that and your story would be rock solid.

But in a cronyist-dominated, Fed-manipulated "market" for money, bond traders at franchise-holding, regulated TBTF banks receive heavy government protection from competition.  Receive bailouts on demand at taxpayer expense.  Receive privileged access and info from the Fed.  And most importantly receive Fed printed money first, before anyone else in the economy, and thus become the expropriators of the earned wealth of all the rest of the population when they spend that money to buy goods and services at artificially low prices. This makes bond traders and their employers extractors and destroyers of other people's earnings at massive scale.

A car can be used to drive people to work.  Or used to intentionally run over pedestrians.  Bond traders do mostly the latter, but like to talk as if they only do the former.  Your propaganda won't work here.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 17:39 | 6895923 prymythirdeye
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"Without FI traders who provide liquidity to the debt markets, there'd be no commerce or economic activity period."

Bahahahahahahahah.  Get over yourself, fucktard.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 22:33 | 6897430 Bill Shockley
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Aren't these traders part of the crew that enabled 20 individuals in the USA to accumulate more wealth than the lowest 50%.

 

They aren't traders they are traitors. 

And lucky for them now they get to experience the real America personally.

 

Karma is a bitch sometimes.

 

 

   Bill

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 16:02 | 6895388 Herdee
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Everthing's tightened up for the crooks.When you can longer make money the illegal way because of billion dollar fines and every regulator in the world watching you,then you have to lay-off all the low level gangsters that had been putting on your crooked trades.The big boys drew too much attention to their behaviour.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 16:23 | 6895519 pitz
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No meaningful US financial sector 'recovery' over the long term until most of those people in the bank towers are paid little more than Wal-Mart greeters, with a few options thrown in on the off-chance that the sector finally does recover.

The excesses given to the sector by long-term falling interest rates are going to be fully removed in the long-term rising rate environment.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 17:18 | 6895802 Dien Bien Poo
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MS closed down entire desks in this latest version of cost cutting. This appears to mean that they dont see themselves in these businesses going forward at all. When you close down EM, you might as well close down everything. Maybe thats next.

Tue, 12/08/2015 - 21:36 | 6897178 luna_man
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Yeah, welcome to the real world.

 

wonder how long before they apply for unemployment

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