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Dow Dumps 300 Points From Highs, S&P Breaks Key Support, FANGs FUBAR
Well that escalated quickly...
It's been a wild ride for the machines running The Dow this last week...
S&P broke below the 50 and 200DMA...
deFANG'D...
USDJPY is seeing massive liquidation...
Just a little more turmoil and The Fed will "hold"
Charts: Bloomberg
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Just like the big dump I'm going to take after eating at a Shake Shack.
Stop calling the low again ZH...man
BTFD, Santa is fueling up with $1.89 regular
FANGs for the memories!
QUICK, someone break the market. The market only breaks when it goes down. Never when it shoots up.
The Fed is on permanent hold. This is all entertainment to sell tickets for CNBC to Kramers misfits and retards.
Becuse its a sham ........
At what point do you buy back in to oil companies? When the dollar does go in the shitter, it might be a good hedge to have
Cramer will pick some winners, tune in at 6pm
sarc?
When half go bankrupt, you start buying the remaining half.
I hope your BM is not as violent.
Don't we usually see a bunch of Hindenburg sittings when the market does this?
this is the big one billy. [/judge smails]
Fell out of my chair...
Judge Smails - Ooooh Billy Billy Billy
Things are going just swimmingly and how dare you doubt the high lords of the market and their algo's of infinite wisdom. I can see Nirvana over that cliff somewhere.......
Just high enough and long enough to off load to retail peeps.
Something triggered that (US and EU) at 11:00ish?
Other:
The “FUCK YOU” month.
There is much anger in the world so I purpose a month where you can say FUCK YOU to anyone, everyone without recourse. Your boss, you spouse, your children, your neighbor etc for 1 month to relieve tension. You can still say it afterwards at your own risk. The only exception is that if you are holding a gun the safety must be on.
Sounds like a weak version of the purge
Agreed. And fuck you.
Quit your sniveling and buy the fucking dip!
Is anyone declaring, "self help" yet?
Canada.
just self abuse
This is the big one. I'm coming Elizabeth. [/Fred Sanford]
lololololol.
This is the big one. I'm coming...[/Tori Black edition.]
I wrote a rather depressing letter to go with my Christmas cards this year. It basically ended with "This will not end well". Today I thought that it might have been a little too depressing for a Christma greeting. However, after looking at that chart, I think I did the right thing.
Little Johnny, you see that lump of coal over there in the corner with your name on it? Hold that tight to your chest and remember that this will be the high point in your life.
Little lump of coal? Well we're going to need it to keep the house warm.
As I read this I proclaimed rather under my breath mind you... "OOOooooHHHHhhhhh GGGGooooooooooodddddd"
The reasons?
1. I am not the most depressing individual on the planet
2. has to do with 5 year old kids being absolutely screwed for life...by their grandparents (our parents/boomers).
3. 72 individuals on the terror watch list were employed within the DHS.
4. We are absolutely heading for a world war with nuclear arsenals.
5. I got a lump of coal for Christmas as a joke (i didn't know at that moment) and cried really really hard. What about the reality of it not being a joke?
That is the most optimistic comment thing i've seen all year
Market WTF'd again..
Algos piling on highest side of the teeter-totter...wam. Now, other side...wam. Rinse, repeat.
Booyahh!VIXterminated
S&P 500 VIX 19.43 +1.83 +10.40%It's getting easier and easier to just buy a tranquilized VIX and just wait for the alarm clock to go off.
just in time to btfd. ;)
"US Stocks are mostly lower as an early gain fades" - Yahoo Finance LOL
Even a whale can breach the surface, its just a matter of how long until it goes back under.
Wow, a trillion dollars! What's that, a C-note in 1970's cash? Big whoop.
massive layoffs, USAC Truman in the Med, ISM plunge, Draghi drivel,
Turkey on the warpath to cover ISIS oil trades, Retail disaster, MERKEL/TIME PotY, $20 crude coming our way, and the elephant in the room?
Beware The "Massive Stop Loss" - JPM's Head Quant Warns This Unexpected Downside Catalyst Looms Next Week Can it get any better? BTFD y'all. no worries. The milleniums will save us Boomers.Considering that the boomer made this nightmare, i can care less for them. I'd imagine the "milleniums" don't give a shit about them either. The boomers already "got theirs", weren't satisfied so they took from their children, and when that wasn't enough the took from their grandchildren and great grandchildren. Unfortunately these "boomers" aren't even happy with that, so i guess they are going to decide it is ok to have their offspring of many generations killed in a world war. The boomers should not be allowed to vote anymore based on their prior choices.
Draghi's secret deal with European CBs to buy equities got busted. If CBs are now forced to ease off their buying or even sell some of their portfolios, watch out below.
NOBODY EXCEPT CENTRAL BANKS HAS BEEN BEEN BUYING SINCE AUGUST!
A little throwback to 1987.
Never Mess with a FED Chair when a rate hike is on the line!
As Herbert approached the tar pits of La Brea he could hear the booming bellows of the sinking mastodons, feel the ground tremble at their frantic flailing against the inevitability of their imminent demise..
I was going to hold anyway, you had me at "approaching the 50 day moving average".
How am I to give you the illusion of a growing economy if the market isnt at all time highs?
Time to BTFD! because I'm stroking my dove right now.
SUMS A' BITCHEZ!!!!!!
"It's A Trap!"
- Admiral Ackbar