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Caught On Tape: Ukraine Premier Assaulted In Parliament

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Fighting broke out in parliament among members of Ukraine's ruling coalition on Friday after a member of President Petro Poroshenko's bloc physically picked up Prime Minister Arseny Yatseniuk and pulled him from the podium.

Yatseniuk was defending his embattled government's record when lawmaker Oleh Barna walked over to him with a bunch of red roses and then grabbed him around the waist and groin, lifting him off his feet and dragging him from the rostrum.

Members of Yatseniuk's People Front party waded in, pushing Barna and throwing punches, sparking a brawl in the assembly.

You just can't make this up...

 

The PM later said there were “a lot of morons,” so he would not comment on the incident.

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As The FT reports,

Ukraine’s parliament has indefinitely postponed a vote of no-confidence in the government of Arseniy Yatseniuk, but not without highlighting the fragility of the country’s pro-western coalition.

 

Citing a flurry of corruption scandals and the lacklustre pace of reforms, an increasing number of MPs — even within the ruling majority — have in recent weeks called for the ousting of Mr Yatseniuk via a no-confidence vote on Friday.

 

Ukraine’s western backers, namely the US and EU, feared such a move could plunge the war-torn and recession-ravaged country into a deep political crisis as it continues to battle Russian-backed separatists in eastern regions — and jeopardise a $40bn international bailout led by the International Monetary Fund.

 

Such concerns are believed to have been expressed by US vice president Joe Biden in closed door discussions during a visit to Kiev early this week in which he publicly called for political unity, swifter reforms and deeper anti-corruption efforts.

And this is the nation's government who US-taxpayer-backed IMF just forgave their debt, implicitly backing them, and entering The Cold War...

Instead, the IMF is backing Ukrainian policy, its kleptocracy and its Right Sector leading the attacks that recently cut off Crimea’s electricity. The only condition on which the IMF insists is continued austerity. Ukraine’s currency, the hryvnia, has fallen by a third this years, pensions have been slashed (largely as a result of being inflated away), while corruption continues unabated.

 

Despite this the IMF announced its intention to extend new loans to finance Ukraine’s dependency and payoffs to the oligarchs who are in control of its parliament and justice departments to block any real cleanup of corruption.

 

For over half a year there was a semi-public discussion with U.S. Treasury advisors and Cold Warriors about how to stiff Russia on the $3 billion owed by Ukraine to Russia’s Sovereign Wealth Fund. There was some talk of declaring this an “odious debt,” but it was decided that this ploy might backfire against U.S. supported dictatorships.

 

In the end, the IMF simply lent Ukraine the money.

 

By doing so, it announced its new policy: “We only enforce debts owed in US dollars to US allies.” This means that what was simmering as a Cold War against Russia has now turned into a full-blown division of the world into the Dollar Bloc (with its satellite Euro and other pro-U.S. currencies) and the BRICS or other countries not in the U.S. financial and military orbit.

 

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Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:39 | 6910285 buzzsaw99
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now that's what i'm talking about. let's get some pro wrestlers in the usa CONgreff bitchez! smackdown time! at least we would get some entertainment value out of it.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:43 | 6910314 NoDebt
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Could we get that video with the old Batman show "Biff!" "Oooof!" "Pow!" add-ins popping up on screen?

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:45 | 6910322 buzzsaw99
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awesome idea!

South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:51 | 6910358 exi1ed0ne
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I love that documentary.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:02 | 6910429 Stackers
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Day in the life for the Ukraine parliament

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:06 | 6910442 mtl4
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Gotta love the hair pulling and fish hooking from the fellow in the balcony at 0:40 into the clip......he looks ready for a good brawl for sure.......too bad the IMF tells all these bitchez how high to jump.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:13 | 6910500 Manthong
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Could we send this to Rand Paul?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/paxtonholley/4531752344

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:18 | 6910530 Keyser
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I wish this would happen in Congress... Hell, I'd pay to see it... 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:38 | 6910646 krispkritter
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I'd buy a dozen roses for each if I could punch Pelosi, Boxer, Feinstein, Reid, etc. in the face, one at a time...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:58 | 6910673 Bokkenrijder
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Flowers + a guy grabbing him in his crotch and lifting him up like a ballerina.

"Yats" seems to like that, as he's not resisting very hard...

Next time, don't forget the chocolates and "Yats" will be your loyal bitch! :-)

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:09 | 6910840 the phantom
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He (Yats) didn't even flinch. Someon'e forearm on your crotch would be, at least, uncomfortable... Yats is totally fine. Unic?  Hmmm...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:16 | 6910872 Tyler Durderian
Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:58 | 6911295 WTFRLY
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Good, YATS CAN EAT A FUCKIN DICK

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:51 | 6911467 redpill
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At least it looked more realistic than Maywether Pacquiao

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:44 | 6911717 Manthong
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To clarify.. I like Rand, but he is a bit smaller and I thought the old ad comics to pump up to a bruiser was in good humor.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 17:58 | 6912069 turtle
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Probably the only personal physical contact he has had with another human being in years...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 18:07 | 6912123 NidStyles
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First off, I would like to say that I am non-responder to the groin shot as well. Doesn't matter how hard you hit or what, it's not painful enough to put me down. If it's just a light tap, I likely will not even notice it.. I am not alone on this, there is an actual statistic to how many of us there are that are like this as well. I am willing to bet it had something to do with heritage, and me being from mercenaries from Saxony. Guys that go down with a single blow like that are not likely to survive very long on the battlefield. 

 

Secondly I would like to say thank you Ukranians for showing Europeans how to act with your balls again. Since the whole build up of Rusian blame by the HNIC, it's been quite plainly obvious how much faster everyone started to wake up and realize what was actually going on. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 19:53 | 6912597 7.62x54r
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A better version of the vid:

http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=2zgTl6-KWqg

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 07:48 | 6913964 Axie
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ZEROBOIS ME SO HAPPY! Today applied for working visa for two US democracies -- Ukraine and Kosovo. Whichever accepts me first my family and I will flourish. My sons prefere we get Ukies, they are young and like to parade streets and patrol cities in balaklavas & guns. My wife is a doctor, surgeon, so she obviously prefers Kosovo where she might get chance to work on humane organ transplantations. To me is equal, I like TV reality shows and parliament live watching. 

#thanksclinton #thanksw #thanksobama 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 12:05 | 6912933 Vincent.Vega
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> Probably the only personal physical contact he has had with another human being in years...

Actually, the whole Ukrainian Parliament is a whore house, in the direct sense -- and all its members are all political prostitutes.

Every time  some delegates from Gayrope arrive to Kiev, be it from NATO or some other kind of shit, the Parliament Members services them.

Repeat, in the direct sense -- and it's not an irony or a joke.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:11 | 6911347 moonshadow
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when are the tylers gona do something about this tyler d idiot and his porn links

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 06:03 | 6913873 reinhardt
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sick f-ck.. GO AWAY

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:51 | 6911780 Jim Ludwig
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You mean eunuch...or, Unicorn? Hmmm. "...don't knead to show you know clitoracy!" Just my cellphonetic.

 

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:05 | 6910865 Tyler Durderian
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Definitley it's Yatsy there in the mansandwich :

http://goo.gl/yeXJxB 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:16 | 6910880 ThroxxOfVron
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May I suggest that you wear brass knuckles on one hand and a boxing glove wrapped in razor wire on the other...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:24 | 6910914 Herd Redirectio...
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Thats an Operating Thetan Level 6 of Scientology you are hoisting there!  Lord Xenu will not be pleased!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:09 | 6911342 Bastiat
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Is that true? Is Yats a Scientologist?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:06 | 6911331 Cornfedbloodstool
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punch right in thier cunt gut would be better.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:59 | 6910781 NotApplicable
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Put it on pay per view and we could retire the national debt!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:41 | 6911232 TheObsoleteMan
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That ad was on the inside of the back cover of every comic book when I was a kid. Old Charlie must have made a fortune off of all those kids in puberty with small frames {like they're suppose to have}. What he failed to tell them was that if they had only waited a couple of years, nature would have taken it's course, and they would have a man's body WITHOUT THE ATLAS "PROGRAM" ANYWAY! Sad thing is, today our kids need weight loss programs directed toward them. Sad how things have changed for the worse since the 1950s.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:19 | 6910538 Exalt
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Lol Stackers you should see the South African parliament. It's a fucking stand up comedy show. YouTube that shit, endless laughter and tears.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:06 | 6911441 Normalcy Bias
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There have been some beat-downs in Taiwan over the years as well.

We could pay off some serious national debt if there were PPV deathmatches like Reid vs McConnell, Pelosi vs Graham, and no one would give a fuck who won!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:50 | 6910737 de3de8
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And they are all white

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:24 | 6911153 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Not its finest hour. Then again, the country is understandably on edge with the Russian invasion of its territory.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:00 | 6911494 McMolotov
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Forgot the sarcastic quotes around "invasion."

Seriously, how stupid do people have to be to think there's an actual invasion by Russia of Ukraine, but we don't have any footage of it? All sorts of footage when it comes to Syria, and even from the mess with Georgia back in 2008. We know what an invasion actually looks like. Are we to believe Ukraine is some sort of Bermuda Triangle when it comes to getting out proof that Russia launched an "invasion?"

The Russian invasion of Ukraine has supposedly been going on for almost two years now, but no one has actually seen it yet. It's the Bigfoot of military campaigns.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 06:15 | 6913878 Frankie Carbone
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Documentary indeed. I wish the American public were as smart as the people in President Camacho's administration though. 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:52 | 6910376 rccalhoun
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american politicians  dont give a fuck aout any cause enough to fight.  and their medications keep them from feeling emotion.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:59 | 6911303 Beowulf55
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.........and in the US local city govt............City Council defames citizen volunteer as a Drug Dealing Terrorist to keep him off council:

http://www.kdcountry94.com/2015/12/porter-denied-beloit-4th-ward-council...

 

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:42 | 6911720 hadabazinka
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Epic comment! There are 2 documentaries for our current 'world', one is Idiocracy that you quoted, the other is the Matrix (or They Live). 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:02 | 6910422 Urban Roman
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Russian tweeps were quick to post photoshopped frames with ballet tights on the performers.

https://twitter.com/Kornilov1968/status/675323464560082944

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:23 | 6910562 Baby Bladeface
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Yatsenyuk with previous practicing ballet lessons:

http://i.imgur.com/rEgkiZj.jpg

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:31 | 6910588 Manthong
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. dupe

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:29 | 6910593 Manthong
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Aw geez, you gotta’ love our Russian friends.

Maybe Yatseniuk could do a rendition of the Nutcracker Ballet with the Mayor of Chicago for us.

 

Youthful, graceful Rahm Emmanuel

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:36 | 6910978 Herd Redirectio...
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Ballet instructor, perfect cover for a (future) mob boss, it would seem.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:42 | 6910691 bilbert
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+1  Mr Bonzai would approve that message.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:00 | 6910787 NotApplicable
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I was thinking with that skinny hipster suit, he looks like the guy from OK Go.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:24 | 6911168 Gambit
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I am DYING!!! TOO FUNNY... Thankd for the link and the Laughs. 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:53 | 6911276 Slimjimmy
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Know why that will never happen in America? Cause everyone is on the same team, despite their parties.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:43 | 6910317 GartmansTaint
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I wanted to see a Super Fly Snuka off the top rope!!!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:43 | 6911005 AmericanFUPAcabra
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Pretty sure hes serving the rest of his life for a murder he committed in the 80s and almost got away with. Classic outfit tho, that guy

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:45 | 6910334 Temporalist
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Could you imagine Diane Feinstein and Elanor Holmes Norton having a scrap.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:50 | 6910353 Bendromeda Strain
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Ewww - in jello?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:58 | 6910408 El Vaquero
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Why the fuck would you even ask "in jello?"  WHY WHY WHY? 

 

You don't fantasize about that shit, do you?  In Jello?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:18 | 6910532 Bunghole
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Isn't cottage cheese more up their alley?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:23 | 6910559 Temporalist
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Probably more like a mix of metamucil, gold bond medicated powder, vasaline and prep-h.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:46 | 6910711 Flagit
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You're fired.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:53 | 6910371 Ignatius
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I think I could come up with the ticket price to see Feinstein knocked out.  I would purchase a floor seat.  I wouldn't even consider passing judgement on a sucker punch.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:47 | 6910339 Bendromeda Strain
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Where was President Camacho while this smackdown was bustin' loose?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:35 | 6910636 Allen_H
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Busy smoking biden's sausage.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:40 | 6911436 Proofreder
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Have you no shame -

That is in very poor taste, really!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:47 | 6910342 El Vaquero
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MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!

 

Tune into CSPAN for the latest WWF action, folks!  It's BIG!  It's BAD!  It's not Kabuki theater anymore!  It's WWF!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:54 | 6910385 BullyBearish
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Nudleman's boys...too many cookies??

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:21 | 6910548 Yttrium Gold Ni...
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Too much coke.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:07 | 6910454 SteveNYC
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Present day Ukraine - possibly the best example of the most thoroughly corrupt puppet government, puppet representatives, puppet country, puppet policies, mixed with an element of xenophobia, and encouragement to pursue such xenophobia against the best interests of their people and that of their neighbors. 

Possibly the best example in history, certainly recently. I know many Ukrainians. Good people, most of them. Come on, have some pride in your country and throw these assholes out! 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:23 | 6910564 nevertheless
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The same zionist media that controls the US controls them as well. It is hard to get out the truth, when filth like George Soros control the information. 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:17 | 6911610 ebear
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"It is hard to get out the truth, when filth like George Soros control the information."

Before the Internet I would have agreed with that statement, but think for a moment. How many people have testified here about their epiphany from reading ZH and similar alternative media? A few, no? What this says is you only have to want to become better informed to actually do so, which is not something George Soros can prevent - at least not at this point.

A friend of mine once said, "ignorance is popular because it's easy to learn.' Well, twenty years of the internet is about a close as we'll get to a controlled experiment on the distribution of curiosity vs. indolence in the general population. By now I think it's safe to say that most people are the authors of their own misfortune and when the lights go out, they'll have no one to blame but themselves.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 21:07 | 6912872 gonetogalt
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ebear, I almost passed over your comment, had to come back to it.

I think you've fucken nailed it!!!

When I realized that the only way to not be complicit in the scheme was to remove myself completely, I did just that.

I didn't do anything proactive, (i.e. a suicide banzai charge on Mordor), but no more implied support.

Fuckem!

Beware the Lamb!!!

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:34 | 6910630 rfaze
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It's time for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:22 | 6910897 ChargingHandle
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The poor people of Ukraine depend on these fuggin idiots for their sovereignty and  future? 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:46 | 6911015 JuliaS
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The politician who attempted to forcefully remove Yatzenuk from the podium was heard whistling: "Throw the jew down the well, so my country can be free..."

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:57 | 6911057 McGruff
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Is Joe Biden's son ok?

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 00:37 | 6913481 sandhillexit
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Weird video.  what a bizarre response by the Yats.   This has got to be scripted, to make him an object of sympathy.  Gee, he's such a bad actor.  An emotionless stick while some lunatic with roses picked him up and carried him around the podium.  Biden was there in Okrina this week.  Mr. Senator probably thought this would be a good idea.  "caught on camera"  right.     But, g_d d_mn we are supporting these morons.  A new $3 Tril loan from the IMF to keep this bunch afloat.  And Europe does not want them, they are all pimps and smugglers.  Ungvar used to be a nice town.  

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:40 | 6911708 detached.amusement
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You spelled ConGrift wrong

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:39 | 6910286 JustTheTTIP
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On my bucket list:

 

Start a brawl with Klitchko in fairly tale Ukraine Parliament.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:48 | 6910344 Bendromeda Strain
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His brother fights like a girl - couldn't beat a sideshow giant.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:51 | 6910288 LawsofPhysics
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Useless fucking puppets. Take their fucking heads and then go after their IMF masters!!!

not entirely unexpected at this juncture.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:39 | 6910289 Calculus99
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The guy who starts throwing the big and fast punches gets 10/10 for aggression.

That's the way to win a fight, even if against a bigger opponent - hit them with so much speed they don't know what's happening. 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:39 | 6910291 Temporalist
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That looks like a brohug.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:42 | 6910310 kliguy38
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I bet Lindsey Graham would love to get on the bottom of that scrum

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:43 | 6910315 Temporalist
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You know I think the same thing he even looks like he's on some hiv drugs...but they do speak like that down in South Carolina.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:55 | 6910390 kliguy38
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and on Castro street

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:26 | 6910577 Baby Bladeface
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It ukropskiy sexual jihad...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:39 | 6910292 Flying Wombat
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And you thought ZH was fightclub...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:39 | 6910293 OregonGrown
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Nothing wrong with a good purging every now and then!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:39 | 6910294 Apeman
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Yatsenyuk being dragged off like the puppet he is.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:51 | 6910356 _ConanTheLibert...
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He really didn't resist at all. The pussy.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:21 | 6910550 nevertheless
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of course not, he is a zionist puppet, a coward and a traitor to his people. Do you think any of our "leaders are any better". They are all zionist puppets. 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:44 | 6910701 my_nym
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He's not a Zionist puppet.  He's Jewish.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:51 | 6911032 Herd Redirectio...
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Supposedly he is a Scientologist as well!  Which just means he is brainwashed by a organization established by military intelligence... I mean, L Ron Hubbard.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:41 | 6910680 krispkritter
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Held on to the flowers harder than the podium box...is this a version of Ukrainian foreplay?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:31 | 6910611 YHC-FTSE
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Notice he didn't get punched once. Just got lifted off the ground a bit. That bastard should have gotten his nose broken at least for his crimes against his people.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:45 | 6910705 my_nym
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He's a Jew.  They're not his people.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:53 | 6911046 Herd Redirectio...
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Well, there is the whole 'Khazaria' angle.  You could make some sort of argument... Although it would entail giving up most claims to Israel...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:52 | 6911273 Ward no. 6
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i think he would have gotten smacked but got pulled away b4 he could do something else...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:40 | 6910298 venturen
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Jesse V would kick ass!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:40 | 6910300 deKevelioc
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Ouch!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:42 | 6910311 Temporalist
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"If you're going to fuck me at least buy me flowers...oh..."

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:51 | 6910739 Flagit
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"If you're going to fuck me at least buy me flowers...oh..."

"If IM going to fuck YOU, at least buy me flowers...."

There, fixed it for ya.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:43 | 6910316 buzzsaw99
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with a firm grope like that the man could be an nfl official.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:44 | 6911447 Proofreder
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Think he vacations in the U$

and instructs groping at TSA

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:43 | 6910319 Francis Marx
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I would give my left ear to see this happen in US politics

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:43 | 6910320 Bill of Rights
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For first time in 20 yrs of @nytimes poll, a majority of Americans opposes ban on assault weapons

https://mobile.twitter.com/Patrick_J_Egan/status/675127990620131329

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:47 | 6910324 JustObserving
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No animals were harmed in the filming of ths video - only vermin.

Another failed state courtesy of the Nobel Prize Winner - only 190 more to go

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:56 | 6910395 back to basics
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+1,000

brilliant post from you as usual 

many thanks for your contributions on here

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:02 | 6910432 JustObserving
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Thanks 

Wishing you the best

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 06:13 | 6913877 reinhardt
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total agree

lol doesn't do it

i have been laughing my ass off

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

r

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:20 | 6910544 nevertheless
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The "nobel price winner" is not the cause, he is just a pawn, as seemingly are you. George Soros and other Zionists are the cancer that breed this destruction, get your facts straight. Obama is a puppet, not the puppet master. 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:47 | 6910720 22winmag
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Kiev just cashed a $500,000,000 check marked "for military purchases only".

 

$500,000,000 war slush fund courtesy Obama and CONgress.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:44 | 6910325 CheapBastard
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They seem to have lots of fun in Parliment over there. Anyone go visit our Congress? It's half empty and the handful of Congressmen there are sleeping or watching their Smart Phones for their "commissions" from Wall Street to deposit into their bank accounts.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 06:16 | 6913879 reinhardt
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again an excellent/true comment

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:44 | 6910326 L Bean
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:44 | 6910328 Kaiser Sousa
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ah those crazy Nazi Ukranian vassels...

always good for a laugh or 2...

great job U S.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:52 | 6910370 Baby Bladeface
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For Ukraine is the norm to hold senior civil service posts mentally ill people.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:52 | 6910738 Borrow Owl
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That is the way with all governments.

Bureacracies are deliberately structured in such a way as to effectively exclude the sane, the rational, and the intelligent.

Ain't government grand?

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:15 | 6911598 swmnguy
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They don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 16:21 | 6911634 Borrow Owl
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They're in it with the Aliens!

 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 06:26 | 6913886 reinhardt
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that is one hell of an accurate statement

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:46 | 6910336 One And Only
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I loved the roses. That was some gangster shit.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:27 | 6910583 Jorgen
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"I loved the roses. That was some gangster shit."

At least it was not a dead fish in a gift box. But who knows, maybe it's coming next for Yatz...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:46 | 6911452 Proofreder
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Perhaps a horse

in bed.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:49 | 6910347 ThisIsBob
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The US sure can pick 'em.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:50 | 6910351 Thisisbullishright
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Yats is our guy.  -  Noodleman

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:09 | 6910464 HowdyDoody
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Are you sure about the final vowel? The recording wasn't very clear.  Maybe it was an 'a' or an 'o' rather than a 'u'.

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:51 | 6910360 Shibboleth
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Welcome to the EU. Oh, wait...

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:14 | 6910510 Baby Bladeface
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Actually Ukraine is not Europe, and the zoo.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:51 | 6910362 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Move along. Nothing to see here. This is just the Ukraine Parliament in action. Happens everyday. Not a news story.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:11 | 6911118 bid the soldier...
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In Ukraine Rada is parliamentary way to object to unanimous consent.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:53 | 6910382 me or you
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HAHAHA!  Nothing to say.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:55 | 6910389 SharkBit
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The Puppet Masters will not be pleased.  When will the USSA get it that some countries were just not meant to subscribe to the USSA playbook and game plan. 

Putin tells them, "do you know what you have done", but the greedy fucks in the administration just do not seem to care.  Biden Jr wants his gas so Biden Sr goes to Ukraine.  And then this.  Hum.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:59 | 6910414 rwe2late
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not pleased at the bad press,

but pleased at the "no vote" outcome

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:56 | 6910394 rwe2late
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And the

"no-confidence vote was indefinitely postponed"

JUST AS THE US GOVERNMENT WANTED.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:56 | 6910396 HenryHall
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AIIB (Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank) annouces new policy :-

"Nations may borrow money from the AAIB only after defaulting on Dollar denominated debt owed to Western banks or NATO member countries."

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:57 | 6910400 SharkBit
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Would love to see Vicky Nuland give a speech to the Ukraine Parliament.  Same guy brings her roses.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:28 | 6910589 YHC-FTSE
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With a sawn off shotgun hidden inside hopefully.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:28 | 6910594 goldsaver
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Roses and a crotch grab? She might think its a date!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 11:57 | 6910406 joak
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It would be more interesting to know why the moustache did this. At the end of the day, he is part of Poroshenko party (or at least he was until today). Maybe he just wanted his Wikipedia page in English. It should happen soon.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:06 | 6910452 Bioscale
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Maybe for the epic photo of him and Yatskenuk with roses in his hands.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:03 | 6910433 Cow
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Sheet! Son of Beech!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:03 | 6910434 all-priced-in
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Trump should challenge Cruz to a cage match -

 

Under card would be

 

Cristie VS Bush

 

Force the democrats into a Hillary VS Bernie throwdown.

 

All matches no holds barred to the death

 

This would be a win win no matter who wins - what is the downside?

 

 

 

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:04 | 6910440 tommylicious
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wow...gotta think Barna got the stinkfinger afterwards from that intimate back door grope.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:04 | 6910443 sawman
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And these are the shitbags the US installed and are protecting along with NATO and the IMF. Disgraceful behaviour and a testament to the farce of western foreign policy.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:06 | 6910450 WTFUD
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This is what you get when you install ZATO PUPPETS.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:08 | 6910460 spellbound
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So Biden's son got his position in the energy industry because of his exceptional qualifications

"

 

"Such concerns are believed to have been expressed by US vice president Joe Biden in closed door discussions during a visit to Kiev early this week in which he publicly called for political unity, swifter reforms and deeper anti-corruption efforts.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:08 | 6910463 Wild E Coyote
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http://rusvesna.su/news/1449835924

Eastern Ukrainian take on the event.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:26 | 6910578 HowdyDoody
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I'm surprised the Russians haven't photoshopped in a manpad in place of the flowers.

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:10 | 6910477 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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Looks like Biden was right about 'inevitable' war in Ukraine. This probably isn't what he had in mind, though.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:12 | 6910487 wildbad
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i wish obaba or any clinton would go speak there. they take IOUs right?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:12 | 6910492 wildbad
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i wish obaba or any clinton would go speak there. they take IOUs right?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:13 | 6910498 Pliskin
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This is the guy the U.S. backed.."Yats is our guy." THIS GUY? the little paedo looking guy in glasses? The scrawny guy that looks like he's riddled with the HIV? THIS FUCKING GUY?

As a side note...Hey alphahammer, I hope you haven't been letting this guy bum ya? Maybe it's time you went for a check-up at your local clinic. Good luck with that.

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