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Peso Pounded To Record Lows

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Time to go to Tijuana for Christmas vacations? The Mexican Peso just collapsed to all-time record lows against the US Dollar...

 

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:11 | 6910481 Dead Canary
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Much happy graphness
  ~ Ho Lee Sok

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:15 | 6910514 BullyBearish
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SMK

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:58 | 6910775 Dubaibanker
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Can't give all the market news to just Mexico....when we have South Africa creating history as well....

South Africa’s currency is collapsing
Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:15 | 6910518 kliguy38
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And the heads were hung high with visions of sugar plums 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:15 | 6910519 kliguy38
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And the heads were hung high with visions of sugar plums 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:16 | 6910523 NoDebt
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In the future all restaurants will be Taco Bell.  And all currecies will be the Peso.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:16 | 6910526 GartmansTaint
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Tijuana blow jobs for everyone!  I'm buyin!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:53 | 6911274 Hugh G Rection
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I'm long valtrex and imodium

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:59 | 6911302 Montani Semper ...
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That taint something I wanted to see after lunch. Get a new avatar, it taint cool.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:28 | 6910928 FireBrander
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There is never a "Time to go to Tijuana" is you value your life and/or your health...

..and why go there when it's coming to you?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:05 | 6911096 bbq on whitehou...
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Health? What is health without life. No one will regret going to Tijuana on their death bed but many will regret not going.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:11 | 6910484 Bunghole
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Pepe Lopez for everyone on my Christmas list.

Sorry about the explosive diarhea.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:11 | 6910485 franzpick
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The Danse Macabre of the currencies has begun - again.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:11 | 6910486 Jason T
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that's why sovereign debt crsisi is coming.. big time and banks are gonna get blown out.  

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:13 | 6910495 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Great rates at the Hotel California.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:13 | 6910501 Mr. Schmilkies
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Per plan, peso pounding perplexes powerful political politicians and pundits.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:17 | 6910527 NoDebt
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Preposterous.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:21 | 6910547 franzpick
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Perspicacious !

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:37 | 6910654 zuuma
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Piss

                 poor

                                        performance

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:38 | 6910661 ThanksChump
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Profoundly pessimistic, Pepe

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:38 | 6910982 exartizo
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Perfectly Perpetuated Purely Putrefying Pigeon Poop

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:44 | 6911007 exartizo
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...some ZH'ers preferred to descend into the alliteration abyss than give in to the dastardly despicable downward devaluation doldrums

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:18 | 6910531 Dead Canary
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Phew!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:48 | 6911024 ThroxxOfVron
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Peso punked!

Pobre pissed!

 

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:18 | 6910502 JustObserving
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Being able to manipulate every financial market using HFT has its advantages - cheap vacations in Mexico and total destruction of commodity markets, especially oil and gold.

Obama's war on oil  to hurt Russia, as in the mid-1980s, has reduced oil revenues by $2.8 trillion a year out of a world GDP of around $70 trillion.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:13 | 6910504 Lorca's Novena
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Doesnt mean shit. Go down to Baja for a month or so and your still paying "regular" priced for things like gas and food.... Then always remember to keep a 20 spot on hand if you get pulled over.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:22 | 6910556 FoundInTranslation
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I'd still gladly pay a 20 USD tithe to a corrupt Mexican cop rather than get pulled over in the USSA and raked through the combine for hundreds if not thousands.  

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:41 | 6910676 Government need...
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Relative to the USSA cops, I'll take my chances with the Mexican patrolman.  Smaller payoff, less chance of my leaking blood.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:45 | 6910706 OneTinTrooper
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Very good point.  The bill for a traffic ticket could easily be $400 or $500 in California to pay for legalized bureaucratic corruption.  I would much rather pay a cop $20 and help feed his family.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:24 | 6910565 boattrash
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Go deep interior, up into the mountain villages, some of the best hospitality I've ever had. Prices were the same for everybody. It truly was like going back in time, to the "old west days".

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:37 | 6910652 atomicwasted
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Baja is just Southern Southern California, chock full of aging retirees.  God's nicest waiting room.  Of course they charge American prices, it's all Americans.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:27 | 6911395 garcam123
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Nothin to really write home about in Baja.......the weed sucks, and it's the same weed for months now, somebody must had a semi load of fucking bunk! Food's OK, women are dumpy, but there are some gems runnin around, no surf,........as I said....it's not exactly paradise, but some good weed would go a long way to making it habitable! 150 dollar rent ain't bad either!

 

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:13 | 6910506 joego1
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Can't get silver bullion Libertad coins at the Electra stores any more. I think that the smart Mexicans are vacuuming them all up.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:14 | 6910507 Francis Marx
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Does this mean drugs are going to get cheaper?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:15 | 6910515 nmewn
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Lessee, Canada in December or Mexico, Canada or Mexico. Man, this is a really tough call!!!

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:16 | 6910521 booboo
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all this means is that any gringo traveling through will be shaken down aggressively by anyone with a badge, yea, I know.."Badges? we don't need no stinking badges!"

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:24 | 6910569 nmewn
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Like Lorca said above, just keep a twenty or two handy (preferably in different pockets in case you get pulled over twice) when going down there.

They are a lot more honest about the intent of their "public safety check points" down there than the cops are up here ;-)

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:26 | 6910579 Hongcha
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It has always been like that.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:24 | 6910545 Junerberno
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Mexico is now insufferable outside the D.F. When you sit for dinner with your family, beggars will come and stand next to each of you and won't leave until you pay them off. And the restaurants get a piece of it so they don't care.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:21 | 6910551 Miffed Microbio...
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Living close to Tijuana, I can't say I would recommend it for a Christmas Vacation. You may end up in a bathtub with your kidneys missing. Then again, my mother-in-law is visiting...

Miffed;-)

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:04 | 6910812 goldsaver
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A fellow border dweller! About two hours from Juarez here. The reality is that most of the problem is at the border zone. Go further south, specially tourist areas frequented by Mexicans (Acapulco comes to mind) there is less criminal activity than in the US. Of course, I consider clowns in cop suits to be criminals. but that's just me.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:23 | 6910910 scaleindependent
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IIRC, your husband also visits ZH.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:23 | 6910561 diogi23
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Why the fuck is Corona still $16 for a 12 pack??

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:30 | 6910607 adr
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and Mexican Coke is still $1.25 a bottle.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:28 | 6910930 arbwhore
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Bottle? Mine comes in a small bag.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:29 | 6910597 FreeShitter
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Mexican Pussy has never been this cheap.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 13:50 | 6911026 ThroxxOfVron
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It was always cheap.  

Now it just costs less.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:30 | 6910603 adr
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Well when half the population lives in the USA, why the fuck would they need pesos?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:35 | 6910637 MadVladtheconquerer
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I wish the yen would tank to an all-time low.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:35 | 6910641 atomicwasted
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Or, you know, all time since June 2014.  /eyeroll

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:39 | 6910666 henry chucho
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Shouldn't the headline be "Mexican pinocha pounded to record lows" ?

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 12:49 | 6910729 rejected
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Libertads still holding their value.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 14:48 | 6911257 DaveA
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Only an idiot keeps his savings in the local currency, because mass layoffs, bank failures, and currency devaluation tend to all happen at the same time. You need dollars, gold, (maybe) Bitcoin, and enough local currency for a week's groceries.

Governments hate it when people do this because it denies them policy levers to "fix" the economy. What they should do is stop pretending to know anything about economics, abolish their currencies, and spend only as much as they tax.

Fri, 12/11/2015 - 15:32 | 6911416 scammed
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It's dropping faster than a former US President's pants in an Arkansas hotel room!

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