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Goes with his new tramp stamp "19th hole" present for reggie
Lets look back......is there anything this half-ass-half-breed did NOT fuck up?
In all seriousness, shouldn't BROWN be the color for the highest level of alert?
The answer is neither black or white.
Oh, I'm thinking YELLOW for Level 2 (Piss Yourself), then BROWN for Level 1 when it's pretty much all over. My plan is logical, at least.
rofl...both of ya!
Why warn people when you can accelerate an agenda through fear?
Mr. Naut,
You are mistake... warning is exactly for generation of fear in citizenry. Is use color red to cause panic so enable pathway for agenda that is trade liberty for safety while never deliver either.
... but what is Boris know!?
So level 4 is when Reggie pushes his stool out?
Boris is funny story about stool. But second thought, will not tell because is just not come out right.
Acetinker may have idea of funny story-
How is get Obama, Lynch, McCain and Graham to sit on same stool?
Is turn upside down!
William Blum's "Qestions to ask President Obama the next time (also the last time) you’re invited to one of his press conferences":
"Which is most important to you – destroying ISIS, overthrowing Syrian president Assad, or scoring points against Russia?
What does Saudi Arabia have to do to lose its strong American support? Increase its torture, beheadings, amputations, whippings, stonings, punishment for blasphemy and apostasy, or forced marriages and other oppression of women and girls? Increase its financial support for ISIS and other jihadist groups? Confess to its role in 9-11?
What bothers you more: The Saudi bombing of the people of Yemen or the Syrian bombing of the people of Syria?
Does it concern you that Turkey appears to be more intent upon attacking the Kurds and the Russians than attacking ISIS?"
William Blum's "Qestions to ask President Obama the next time (also the last time) you’re invited to one of his press conferences":
"Which is most important to you – destroying ISIS, overthrowing Syrian president Assad, or scoring points against Russia?
What does Saudi Arabia have to do to lose its strong American support? Increase its torture, beheadings, amputations, whippings, stonings, punishment for blasphemy and apostasy, or forced marriages and other oppression of women and girls? Increase its financial support for ISIS and other jihadist groups? Confess to its role in 9-11?
What bothers you more: The Saudi bombing of the people of Yemen or the Syrian bombing of the people of Syria?
Does it concern you that Turkey appears to be more intent upon attacking the Kurds and the Russians than attacking ISIS?"
Obama's actual list:
Level 1: This is a wake up call that our country needs stricter gun control laws.
Level 2: This is a wake up call that our country needs stricter gun control laws.
Level 3: This is a wake up call that our country needs stricter gun control laws.
Level 4: This is a wake up call that our country needs stricter gun control laws.
There are extremist here ready to kill you. We must respect their right to religion. Now hand over your gun so you can be safer.
And don't forget to sign up for ObamaCare or the IRS will come gitcha ;-)
nmewn, fwiw, I did not. Sign up that is. Part of my resist tyranny program. Don't tell anyone. Thanks.
......hey.............I have the same program............what a small world.......
Don't you love the commericials telling everyone that most who apply qualify for a subsidy. That is they get money from their neighbors who are required to pay the full amount and contribute more in taxes. It is a subsidy not your neighbors taxes.
Proving without a doubt the end is near. No democracy ever survives past this point.
you forgot pipe bomb control also
You left off, "This is not who we are."
That is Ray....'s sister
the terrorist resides in the half-white house
There needs to be some art work to explain each of the levels:
Level 4 (panic now) should have a drawing of a cloud for when CO2 levels get too high -- i. e. every day (run for the hills but don't breathe)!!!
Level 1-3 need Netty Yahoo's drawing of a scary bomb and the word "boom", plus a few of the kenyan nigger's red lines thrown in for effect.
"Lets look back......is there anything this half-ass-half-breed did NOT fuck up?"
Yup, He figured out a way to get the majority of voters to elect him "TWICE" as president. The rest is irrelevant from his point of view.
Touché
Diebold makes their dreams and our nightmares come true.
He is a preetty good gun salesman.
"Lets look back......is there anything this half-ass-half-breed did NOT fuck up?"
Gun and ammo sales.
Female receptionists in faggot bath houses ??
There goes Mack Daddy again.
Level 5: Success - Miller Time.
Level 6 - Open borders to Muslim refugees and apologies for thinking anything negative about them during Level 4.
Level 7: Remove all remains which might hint at other religions, because it might insult them.
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/11/italy-headmaster-scraps-christmas-caro...
Action for all levels: Address the nation on Sunday nights.
Yup- gotta pacify some folks.......
No other place to post it right now, let's talk about the Obama regime claiming "common sense" talking points. Well they are not common, they are the law makers. Their job is not common sense (nor do they posses any) but their job (unfortunately) is technical sense. Legal jargon bullshit but most certainly not common sense. Common sense I believe is a common term for common less highly educated people that can figure out common things without a high school or college degree. So as the intellectual crooked betraying bastards that feel the need to be dictators claim to speak common sense for the common people, they can all eat shit. Liars lie and that's the common sense evaluation of what these bastards do.
level 5: if it's white: audit it, bankrupt it, disarm it or kill it
If it's NOT white, give it a free phone, EBT card, healthcare, a crib to stay in, and a part of the city to turn into a shithole. And then, blame their "plight" on the white folk.
lol....
Where's "Get Whitey", "Gun Control", and "Climate Change"?
Level 1: ISIS killing white people. no big deal
Level 2: Chicagoans killing each other, must confiscate guns from Whitey
Level 3: Sea levels up 0.00001' in last millenium, must destroy coal industry and make everyone use battery powered yugos
Level 4: ISIS gets a nuke into New York City... must play more golf.
I'm not so sure about level 3.
It's my understanding that there is no faster way to get laid than to offer a girl a ride in a sweet set of wheels like a Yugo.
Level 3.5 Chickens coming home to roost.
That from the current resident of the Mulatto House.
All refers to checking the color in you underwear.
Level 5. Condition Brown.
http://www.thewrap.com/michelle-obama-raps-snl-jay-pharoah-go-to-college...
When my Libtard relatives imply I'm racist because I didn't vote for a 'black' president, I point out that he's supposed to be 'half black' and ask if that's the half I'm prejudiced against. When they say 'Yes', I ask them if they would have voted for a white candidate with the same political views and they say 'No', I then call them racist for hating the 'white half'. I no longer get Christmas, er, Holiday, er, Celebration Cards from them.
The black half is a hero of the Nation.
His white half is a racist, KKK loving, scumbag, shitbird, cracker.
https://twitter.com/WBStevens/status/674563631644860416
US official are morons! They should read more French MSM, like Charli Hebdo.
I like this simple 3 tier upside down backwards stop light Alert System much better
GREEN ALERT: Obama: "We're Training ISIL"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2NkjNvwuaU
YELLOW ALERT: Dunsford:"We have NOT contained ISIL"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0WYLmfAFII
RED ALERT: Obama: "We Have ISIL Contained"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPE3MWOrtjc
When this man was first 'elected', there was video which made the rounds, of a purple 747 with 'spinners' - the inference of course being that Air Force #1 had become a caricature of the typical - well, you know what. I found no humor in it then, and still don't - because it's not a caricature at all...
Obama can fuck right off. How would that be?
And where are we now?
Just listening to rule of law radio.
Wayne Madsen said an NSA spook committed suicide @ work & another went home & beat his wife to death in front of the kids.
Sunni Muslim Barrack Hussein Obama, an Indonesian citizen and President of the United States of America, is an ally and supporter of the Muslim Brotherhood and it's affiliates like Al Qaeda, ISIS, etc. Knowing that makes the reasoning behind his policies understandable, such as his policy to import hundreds of thousands of military-aged Muslim men into the United States.
Best alert system yet:
From JOHN CLEESE
...
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria
and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the
British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when
threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get
the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they
have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300
years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective
Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat
they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
"She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I
think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is
cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final
escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting
aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
"This bird is PASSED! It is no longer!.................It is a late bird!"
The American People did not elect Barrack Hussein Obama President. The election results were rigged by traitorous anti-American political parasites, obscenely rich Oligarchs and Crony Corporatists, with millions of dead voters to put him in the White House.
Here is an early Christmas present from A Lunatic. Make the fuckers work for it.....!!
https://cs.nyu.edu/trackmenot/
http://adnauseam.io/
Can we just simplify this bullshit?
"For English Press 1 now"
"press 2 for USA government sponsored terrorism"
"press 3 for non USA government sponsored terrorism"
"To speak to a US government sponsored terrorist representative please press 4 now"
'To speak to a non US government sponsored terrorist representative please press 5 now"
"If you wish to report a US sponsored terrorist False Flag please press 6 now"
"All other calls, please press 7"
"To return to main menu please press 8"
"Our call center, run through Virginia is currently experiencing a 6 minute back log, your call is important to us, please stay on the line and one of our shitbag representatives will be with you momentarily."
the list is endless....
"If you are inquiring about Free-Dum Bombs please press 9"
"If you are requesting some Democracy to be dropped on your heads from 50,000 ft, please press 10'
"If you require that a representative come in and roll your country, steal your natural resources and rehypothicate your gold, please press 11"
"If you seriously believe the rest of the world hates us for our Free-dums" please press 12 now"
LEVEL 0: Define ISIS/ISIL and its Sponsors
Especially the latter, which he likes to use.
Islamic charities which nearly every Mosque on the face of earth collects money for each and every month. They are supporting the Islamic State.
You guys have to know Obama has as much to do with running the country as Ronald McDonald does with running McDonalds..right?...right?..but it does give you a chance to unleash your inner David Duke..so have it boys
The racist comment was yours.
Individuals have been known to mostly say what they actually think behind closed doors when they erroneously think no one is listening.
For eight years not once did I hear Bush bashers claim he had nothing to do with country. That he should not be held responsible. Hell a couple of USA Privates treated some detainees poorly in Afghanistan and everyone was claiming it was President Bush who was responsible.
This dip shit of President has his EPA dump minining sludge down a major river and not only his the head of the EPA given a pass but the stuttering dumb ass who appointed her is not even mentioned. Talk about a double standard.
So if your an affrimative action poster boy you cannot possibly be held accountable, right? What a crock of shite. No one get mad, Barracky is a Sunni.
If you're not digging your bunker, you're not paying attention.
I sold my bunker for three times what it cost me to build it.
Bitching about the president/Barking at the moon
Zero Difference...Who is behind the preseident?
"Who is behind the preseident?"
Reggie?
FORWARD SOVIET KY!
Yeah, Baby, just like that!
ISIS leader in the white house.
what a pile of crap. Somebody wants an invasion to get some oil, so they cook up this isis crap.
Sing a new song. We never took one stinkin' barrel of oil from Iraq after 2 wars. People who keep saying that are worse than idiots. Jesus, look at the facts. Like imbeciles, we paid top dollar for every barrel.