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President Obama Explains How He Just 'Saved' The World From Its Greatest Threat - Live Feed

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"Mission Accomplished?" Amid failure after failure for President Obama's 'legacy' policies, Americans can rest assured that the "historic" signing of today's climate accord will be spun in its most positive, "see, I saved the world from its greatest threat" awesomeness, despite, as we detailed earlier, the utter farce of it all

 

Despite its watering down for The Saudis, and total lack of enforceability, leaders and the environmental community hailed the United Nations agreement has a historic turning point that has the potential to stave off the worst expected effects of global warming.

The media is already crowing of Obama's "big win"...

Adoption of the accord is a major win for President Obama. He has made it a central piece of his second-term climate agenda to get an international agreement, since domestic action can only make a small dent in the world’s greenhouse gases.

 

Obama has taken a leading international role leading up to the Paris conference, securing major environmental pledges from countries like Brazil and Mexico, and the first-ever promise from China to limit its greenhouse gas output.

And so is he...And all "thanks to American leadership..."

Live Feed (President Obama is due to speak at 1730ET...)

See you in 2099... After all the warm words of developed countries on a 1.5C limit, the new text contains no obligation to stay under this threshold. Shockingly, the text could allow for carbon emissions to continue until 2099.

 

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Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:22 | 6915542 Colonel Klink
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Obama the only thing he's not a failure at is selling out to the corporations and banksters.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:31 | 6915567 GrowerJohn
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Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:43 | 6915593 The Juggernaut
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Why does this picture allude to ISIS being something separate from USA foreign policy?  Saudi's provide spiritual direction, Israel provides intel, USA provide the bombs.  They all created and support ISIS for the Petro Dollar.  PETRO D'ALLAHU!  

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:34 | 6915767 two hoots
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The Weather Channel is already showing positive results.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 22:30 | 6916232 JamesBond
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Amazing.  My cows have stopped farting already.

 

 

 

jb

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 03:16 | 6916720 Fish Gone Bad
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Climate change happens all the time. Man made climate change is a joke. They can't even tell the weather now, let alone for any meaningful time in the future.
Here's the link to the climate-gate stuff:
http://www.endofinnocence.com/2010/05/anthropogenic-global-warming.html

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 03:38 | 6916737 Laowei Gweilo
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kinda a dumb comic..... the two things are not mutually exclusive

 

and I'm anti-global warming, which is my point

 

suggesting the two are related would give Obama an excuse for failing on ISIS

 

no no he's failing on ISIS completely exclusively and wholly stupidly, separately from climate policy

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 09:20 | 6916997 Tarzan
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Wow, that was close, dodged that bullet

NO MORE climate CHANGE!

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 09:51 | 6917067 Chia-Pet
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You're earning cattle fart credits for the next summit.

But really, do your cows say, "Moooooooooooooooooooar!"?

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:41 | 6915594 TeamDepends
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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2099
Yeah

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:58 | 6915639 Future Jim
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I'd rather be a denier than a swallower.

Anyone who would swallow the official story ... would swallow anything.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:28 | 6915689 tc06rtw
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 Why are journalists so convinced
       he’s a great president?…
  
’Cause THEY voted for him !!    (twice!)

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:41 | 6915791 mkkby
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Quite a statement -- the kenyan nigger's greatest achievement is a fake treaty that is not ratifed, not followed and has no consequences. Sort of like his campaign promises.

I'd like a bank to loan me money on those terms.  We will draw up a note, but it won't be signed.  I won't pay it back and there's nothing they can do about it.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 03:17 | 6916721 Rakshas
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You deal with Nugan Hand by chance?

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 10:55 | 6917205 Das Capitalist
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Holy shit you all upvote this? Usually the racism is at least thinly veiled. Pathetic.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:42 | 6915800 WestVillageIdiot
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And they voted for him based upon one thing, being black.  And they are the same people who call everybody else "racists".  Wow!

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:54 | 6915825 Chupacabra-322
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No worries here ZH's. Once the Criminal Fraud UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. collapses & The Great Republic rises again. All these Criminals will be hung & Criminal Acts Nul & Void.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 21:12 | 6916026 wolfnipplechips
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A wonderful thought. I'm not holding my breath, though.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:34 | 6915765 WestVillageIdiot
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I hear that Colin Kaepernick wholeheartedly approves of this global warming, I mean "climate change", accord.  I believe he was quoted as saying a "racist" such as Trump could never have achieved such a miraculous accomplishment. 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 07:25 | 6916876 Wannabe_Oracle
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As we already knew this is a complete fraud. Hell, even John Kerry agreed it will make no difference.

https://youtu.be/aAtiygrbTSg

Here are Kerry’s exact words:

… "The fact is that even if every American citizen biked to work, carpooled to school, used only solar panels to power their homes, if we each planted a dozen trees, if we somehow eliminated all of our domestic greenhouse gas emissions, guess what – that still wouldn’t be enough to offset the carbon pollution coming from the rest of the world.

If all the industrial nations went down to zero emissions –- remember what I just said, all the industrial emissions went down to zero emissions -– it wouldn’t be enough, not when more than 65% of the world’s carbon pollution comes from the developing world."

Go over and take a look at huffpo and msnbc (if you can stomach it), they're acting as if Obama just saved the planet - are their viewers completely brain dead - void of basic thinking aptitude...?

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:38 | 6915576 TeamDepends
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This is possibly a greater achievement than the Awfuckit Care Act.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:41 | 6915595 chunga
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I don't know if I can stand any moar of this shit today. Having just looked at these two things I'm ready to hit the bottle.

RT Grills US State Dept over claims Russia airstrike hit a hospital in Syria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEhv6J0gFHo

(state dept. flak-runner refuses to answer)

USS Milwaukee breaks down, is towed to Little Creek for repairs

http://wtkr.com/2015/12/12/navys-newest-ship-uss-milwaukee-breaks-down-a...

Norfolk, Va. – The Navy’s newest ship, the littoral combat ship USS Milwaukee, broke down off the coast of Virginia on December 11th and had to be towed to Joint Expeditionary Base Little Creek for repairs, according to the Navy Times.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:35 | 6915774 WestVillageIdiot
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I read through that quickly and initially thought I had read, "clittoral combat ship".  I thought maybe the angry lesbians have their own warships now? 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:07 | 6915856 Fractal Parasite
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One more piece in the monumental clusterfuck that is the war against Daesh.

Ukraine fascists of the (Russia-hating) Azov battalion want to go to Syria to "fight on the side of the Western coalition" against Daesh.

The Azov Battalion has been repeatedly accused of committing war crimes in Eastern Ukraine.

Against the background of worsening relations between Russia and Turkey, members of the battalion expressed sympathy for the latter and announced their willingness “to deepen” relations between Turkey and Ukraine.

http://en.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13940921000545

So get this:
- Azov is killing civilians in Donbass, hates Russia.
- Russia and Turkey fall out, Azov supports Turkey.
- Azov wants to go to Syria to fight against Daesh, in effect fight against a tool of their new friend Turkey and on the same side as their hated enemy Russia and its closest ally Syria.

Pass the bottle, bro. I really can't take much more of this insanity . . .

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 22:02 | 6916149 chunga
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So if I'm reading this right, switch teams...just like that. I can't keep up.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 22:43 | 6916267 Al Tinfoil
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It's all good news.  The cost of repairs to the ship will add to GDP.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 02:43 | 6916686 AGuy
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"just looked at these two things I'm ready to hit the bottle." & "USS Milwaukee, broke down off the coast of Virginia"

I'll combine the two together for you:

"Milawaukee's Best" :)

FWIW: Milawaukee's Best is a cheapo beer. Drink to much of it, and you end up crap'n out just like the Navy's USS Milawaukee!

 

 

 

 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:54 | 6915628 A Nanny Moose
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The trees are not going to be happy about this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnC88xBPkkc

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:47 | 6915608 nmewn
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And...for his exclamation point, Obama's doing his part by adding another 1200 tons of CO2 by flying off to Hawaii again on the 16th...what a guy.

Saving the fucking planet is really hard work!

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:54 | 6915627 Normalcy Bias
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Energy Conservation is for the little people, silly!

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:56 | 6915638 TeamDepends
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Barry is going to offset this CO2 tonnage by spending several hours on the putting GREEN.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 10:03 | 6917088 hootowl
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Ovomit may have trouble getting enough of his golfing buddies out on parole to form a foursome.

Maybe he can roust some of his buddies out of the bathhouse/crackhouse.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:40 | 6915789 Eireann go Brach
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The magic negro!

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 22:38 | 6916257 risk.averse
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allow me to repeat...

Webster's 2015 New Reality Dictionary:--

OBAMA -- 1. (verb) to push obsessively for one course of action whilst secretly/subconciously desiring the exact opposite; cognitive dissonance (synonym); Origin - (collq.) Kenyan brothel patois term for impotent customer more interested in "talk" than actual sex

           -- 2. (adjective) total waste of time and space

           -- 3. (noun) delusional and pathetic individual with delusions of grandeur and self-importance whilst being a stooge for puppet-masters who make all actual decisions

           -- 4. (verb) to perform gross hypocrisy, swing a golf club and chew gun at the same time

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:13 | 6915877 atthelake
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His intent was to destroy America, Americans and the dollar. He has done well, in that.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 22:37 | 6916255 StychoKiller
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Zounds!  It's just a "participation trophy" for Politicians!

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 07:26 | 6916874 Wannabe_Oracle
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smh

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:26 | 6915554 Shad_ow
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Paris agreement is as irrelevant as Obama without the consent of Congress and the American people.

One might consider his failure as POTUS has been the greatest danger to the world since he is personally responsible for many of the happenings around the globe and economic ruin hoisted on us here in the U.S.  I know I do.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:31 | 6915566 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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Like Clinton who signed Kyoto only to return home and tell congress NOT to ratify.

This case will be the reverse of that, I suspect.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:32 | 6915570 bamawatson
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"his failure"  --- actually not; he is achieving much, almost all, of that which he intends to achieve. he is a success. his ambition is to destroy America. he is doing a damn good job.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:40 | 6915785 Shad_ow
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From his perspective yes!

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:26 | 6915555 Footprint
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Unsuspectingly, before the ink was dry, Obama's initiative had plunged the world into an ice age...

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:47 | 6915603 curbjob
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The level of  cognitive dissonance is mind numbing:

if you believe global warming is anthropologic, the fastest way to reduce it would be to stop fucking printing consumption. 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:41 | 6915795 WestVillageIdiot
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And nobody ever talks about a "green" party that believes in subsidizing reproduction of the lowest strata of society.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:26 | 6915556 Berspankme
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He'll be boning Reggie hard tonight. Such a worthless fucktard, get out the crackpipe Barry

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 00:07 | 6916462 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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I think Reggie is the pitcher, plus I've heard Barry likes heroin......was missing those 18 hours during Benghazi.....

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:30 | 6915562 Berspankme
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I'm sure we'll be voting on this soon, democracy and all you know

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:36 | 6915571 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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Y'all need to upgrade to democracy 2.0 (direct democracy.)

You know like they have in Switzerland, with input and oversight and such.

Bonus points if you know which other country had a system of direct democracy and who was the leader of that country at the time.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:24 | 6915902 Fractal Parasite
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It's the country which the U.N. ranked highest of all countries in Africa according to their Human Development Index of 2009, which takes into account such factors as healthcare, drinking water, education, literacy, etc.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:31 | 6915564 jack stephan
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ask vj, hes not anything but the mouth of sauron.  Like an ant in a suit yapping for a fawning crowd of sycophants.  NOpull, dying to be relevant.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:33 | 6915577 Salzburg1756
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By their fruits you shall know them.

Obuma is a fruit by which one can easily know the sad state of our poor country.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:34 | 6915579 Spiritof42
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Obama is a credit to the Chicago public school system.

It has become painfully clear to me that the dumbing down process that began in the 60s is working better than expected. Even the politicians are getting dumber. 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:48 | 6915615 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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Nah, he's brilliant. Evil kind of brilliant, though.

He came up with the concept of governance through environmental policy and shared resources. He also came up with the concept of taxing (carbon taxes) people for the privelege of being governed by the unelected and giving up their sovereignty while working as a lawyer for the Joyce Foundation.

“They’re really in bed now with conservative elements nationwide,” said Mike Klonsky, a Chicago public schools activist and professor at DePaul University, in an interview with Mint Press News. “Anything that has to do with corporate-style school reform, you’ll probably see Joyce’s name in it.”

He was rewarded for his efforts with the presidency.

This is why he wants to be known as the 'green' president (like the Grinch - lol.)

Wasted talent. Now his family will be held hostage by the secret service for the rest of their lives.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:00 | 6915649 Spiritof42
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He came up with the concept of governance through environmental policy and shared resources. 

I'm not so sure about that. The ozone hole was the first time natural causes were blamed on the general population.

BTW, the ozone hole is alive and kicking like it always was.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:56 | 6915633 bamawatson
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spirit of 42 -- i believe he attended private school in Hawaii; paid for by his upper middle class caucasian grandparents

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:03 | 6915657 Spiritof42
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In that case, Obama is a credit to the mass dumbing down of the nation's school systems. 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:21 | 6915773 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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That's better.

Check the second link above to see what I mean about him writing the rules.

Blood and Gore.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:37 | 6915584 SenselessPanic
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does he have a denier list yet?

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:43 | 6915801 grunk
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You won't be able to buy guns.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:40 | 6915592 Grimaldus
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Perpetuating a hoax is "huge progress" for progressives in their efforts to build tyranny.

To have a crime, you must first have progressives.

 

 

Grimaldus

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 18:43 | 6915598 stant
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Should go well like the war to end all wars, war on poverty , war on drugs,, .gov care etc

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:05 | 6915663 pocomotion
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Can I burn my burn barrels tomorrow and the days and weeks and months and years after this?  I have no meter on my burn barrel to know the chit I burn or how to pay anyone for smelling it.  Thank you for taking my questions.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:06 | 6915668 The Spanish Amb...
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So according to Barry O there will no longer be any terrorism.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:09 | 6915680 maneco
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Climate Change - ABack Door to World Government, says George Hunt. https://youtu.be/rQn-1hy6I0M

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:11 | 6915687 The Old Man
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Better hurry up and go get that petroleum jelly before the stores are sold out! It won't hurt so much then!

The Old Man

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:33 | 6915764 loveyajimbo
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How are they going to detoxify and fumigate the WH after the socialist radical gorillas move out?  Talk about an environmental disaster!

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 22:53 | 6916302 Al Tinfoil
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No problem.  The next "First Lady" will renovate extensively, again adding to GDP.  

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 09:54 | 6917071 hootowl
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Trump would pay for and manage any renovations himself.....Cruz maybe could ask his wife to get the CFR to pay for any renovations, as she and her family are major players in that NWO coven.

Cruz married into elitist wealth.  You can be sure the CFR will be appointing his cabinet for him so he doesn't stray too far from the NWO agenda.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 09:50 | 6917061 hootowl
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They'll need an extremely high-level exorcism to get rid of all the evil  demonic/Demoncrap residue.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:39 | 6915783 Joe Tierney
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I'm a proud climate change denier,

  not fooled by the global warming liar.

 

The global temp isn't rising higher,

  Remember - beware the buyer!

 

Liberal spooks need the world's state to be dire,

  to get you to join the 'one world govt' choir

    in order to save the world from this apocalyptic mire!

 

A world overrun by stem-brained idiots

  without the brains and courage to be critics.

 

Easy to fool and manipulate,

  and always eager to accelerate,

    the dictatorship that they precipitate.

 

That pop-culture skank Taylor Swift has more brains in her left implant than the whole climate change gathering combined.....

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 09:38 | 6917028 thatthingcanfly
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That was beautiful, man.

<sniff>

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:40 | 6915788 gmak
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Holy $#%&.  The oceans just stopped rising.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:41 | 6915793 grunk
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Did he somehow stop global douchebaggery?

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:45 | 6915806 grunk
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I'm gonna fart extra tonight.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:22 | 6915899 MassDecep
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You'll shit after you see all the new taxes.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 19:57 | 6915834 Atomizer
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Uploaded on Dec 10, 2008 Gordon Brown trips over his words again and saves the world.

Notice the time frame?

Gordon Brown - We Not Only Saved The World ...


Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:00 | 6915843 pocomotion
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Liar liar climate change on fire.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:04 | 6915859 Atomizer
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Take two, full house parliament laughter version. 

gordon-brown-save-the-world

 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:09 | 6915865 atthelake
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The only people, in the world, who have any interest in defending themselves, are Muslim. Paul Craig Roberts has it right when he calls westerners "insoucient".

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 20:50 | 6915974 RighteousDude
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Non Binding

UnEnforceable

Earth Shaking Agreement ???

 

What a Joke. I think the real reason Obummer went to Paris

was to get away fro Michele, and pick up a little strange!!

 

 

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 23:48 | 6916433 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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Did he take Reggie?

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 21:36 | 6916073 horseman
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Based on Obama's past records of success, expect an iceage.

 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 00:11 | 6916467 fishwharf
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Plenty of people, including me, think an ice age is more likely than global warming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKTZRjJFdXk

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 21:41 | 6916091 DeusHedge
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Alex Jones thinks they're doing "weather manipulation". I wouldn't put it past them, srsly, to have a giant vat of **** they're burning at area 51.

Sat, 12/12/2015 - 21:56 | 6916127 83_vf_1100_c
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  He is so desperate for a signature achievement. Hid legacy is doomed to be obamacare. I might feel pity for the man were he not such an evil dumbass pawn of ______.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 07:51 | 6916896 Lynn Trainor
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Also, his legacy is tripling the national debt and running the economy and the country into the ground.  The day after his last day in office will be reason for great celebrations throughout the land!  It can't come soon enough!

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 09:45 | 6917051 hootowl
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Just as we are about to get rid of Soetoro, the evil muscum alien, we'll be faced with the Repugnicans preparing to swear-in Ted Cruz, our second constitutionally ineligible Canadian POTUS.  Good-bye constitutional republic.....Hello third-world hellhole.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 00:43 | 6916527 dogismycopilot
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nigger is shameless.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 04:40 | 6916782 surf@jm
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I`ve got news for you marxists.....Until you do like dictators of old, and form your own fanatical obedient army, with real power to harm people, and take away their liberty, instead of a bunch of college professors with chump students, who are a afraid of flunking class, if they don`t join the street protest with the brain dead celebrities, your stupid laws and rules mean about as much as a Connecticutt gun registration drive.......

If you can`t blow up a building, you ain`t Shiite........

 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 10:30 | 6917147 piloto caliente
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Third World lifestyle for all!  Except for those in The Club.

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