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Were you reassured after President Obama's address on terrorism?

Yes?

 

No!

 

Source: Townhall.com

 

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Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:17 | 6919908 stant
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Global warming got to the dessert 5000+ yrs ago ass

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:23 | 6919936 nmewn
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Having now saved the entire fucking planet...he's going to dump 1200 tons of CO2 into the atmosphere going to...Hawaii...for the eighth time. 

And he just got back from SE Asia...and...Europe.

He...CAIR's.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:40 | 6920010 Bear
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Sure, but I'm he'll cover the dump with carbon credits paid for by the American Taxpayer of the FED

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:26 | 6920174 wee-weed up
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Eveything Obozo touches turns to shit.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:56 | 6920266 Bear
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I don't know ... at least shit can be used for fertilizer; what he touches is wasteland

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 02:30 | 6920576 A Nanny Moose
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Shit is shovel ready.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 04:30 | 6920627 JungleCat
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No shit ! And shit is plentiful and some of it is produced by children. Even unicorns pass fudge.

Obama should lecture us on shit. You know, remind us to not hate on shit. Talk about how if we have a business then we didn't build that shit. How we need to just accept any shit Congress, Yellen, Hilsenrath or the rest of the press barfs up. That any bad shit in the world is W's fault and how we all are shitty racists ("racism is still part of our DNA that's passed on" - June of this year)

I'm trying to get my shit together, but it's hard because shit keeps rolling downhill at me.

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 10:35 | 6921194 RonArgent
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address on terrorism????

 

 

WTF???? IT WAS AN ASSAULT ON THE 2ND AMENDMENT?

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:57 | 6920272 Grave
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its like reverse midas :)

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:40 | 6920011 pods
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More like "Did anyone actually watch Obama's speech on terrorism?"
Like Sutler's speech at the end.  Nobody cares what he says anymore.  I haven't watched him speak in years.

If nobody believes anything out of your mouth, why waste the time to watch someone lie?

pods 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:44 | 6920023 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Watching and listening to any of them is like fucking torture for me.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 02:30 | 6920577 A Nanny Moose
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I thought it was a drinking game.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 07:02 | 6920739 Amish FinEng
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USSA is fast approaching 100% joo rule. The Amish want the Muslims and Sharia in America. End this joo occupation NOW!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 15:04 | 6922544 PTR
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"The only winning move is not to play." -JOSHUA

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:18 | 6919918 DirkDiggler11
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Time to get the blue gum a new lawn to jockey.... Preferably one on the south side of Chicago, or better yet Kenya.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:27 | 6919956 hwwesq3
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My lawn jockey is the Clarence Thomas model.  The iron collar around his neck has a chain attached, held by Scalia.

 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:33 | 6919980 tarabel
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It's who's in your manger scene that has me worried.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:37 | 6920000 Salah
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You got one of those 1950's cast-iron porch-niggers?  

Man, that's gotta be worth some serious quid.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 01:56 | 6920515 lasvegaspersona
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fuck you

Thomas is one of the few patriots on the court. Just because 2 men think alike does not mean one is subservient.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:23 | 6919938 TeamDepends
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"If the political winds should shift in an ugly direction, I will stand with my muslim brothers."
How's that for reassurance?

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:31 | 6919972 dexter_morgan
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+1000 - forgot about that

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:42 | 6920018 loonyleft
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you probably forgot about that because........it never happened. Ever. But hey, make shit up if it feeds your fear. 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:54 | 6920061 bamawatson
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"the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." b hussein homobama

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:08 | 6920115 loonyleft
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The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam. But to be credible, those who condemn that slander must also condemn the hate we see in the images of Jesus Christ that are desecrated, or churches that are destroyed, or the Holocaust that is denied. 

There's more to it as well. It's amazing how things change when read in context. But hey, keep on reading your little tidbits.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:16 | 6920146 TeamDepends
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"The sweetest sound I know is a muslim man's taint slappin' against my chin."
-Barry

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:50 | 6920252 Bear
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To 'slander' the prophet, all one has to do is tell the truth. He, by his own admission, was a pedophile, a murderer, profligate, and an abuser. His life was a litany of evil, but when the truth is told concerning the man Mohammad and his deeds ... it sounds as slander. So Mr. Loony Left, when truth telling becomes slander all that is Left is Lunacy.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 04:30 | 6920653 Lore
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1. Obama Misquotes (truthorfiction.com): "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." = FICTION

This is a corruption of a quote from Obama’s book The Audacity of Hope.  It is from a section that talks about the concerns of immigrants who are American citizens. Here is the accurate and more complete quote: 

"Of course, not all my conversations in immigrant communities follow this easy pattern. In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging.  They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific assurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." 

2. Snopes confirms the accuracy of the "slander the prophet" quote. 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 09:16 | 6920941 FrankDrakman
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Why would 3 people downvote you for simply pointing out what is factual, and what it isn't?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 06:53 | 6924997 Lore
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Maybe because somebody already looked it up further down the page. Or they don't like having their misquotes corrrected. Or they don't like something else I said. Or they're intimidated. Or they're just bored.  I do it too occasionally, but for better reasons.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 01:38 | 6920482 g'kar
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this got ex-judge napolitano fired from faux news:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twBND9EpgbQ

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 00:05 | 6920297 joego1
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The prophet eats goat shit.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 00:15 | 6920322 loonyleft
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Look Bear, these are the people in your camp. The mighty right. 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:56 | 6920073 Bear
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He didn't say it, you are right ... He wrote it:

Actual quote from "The Audacity of Hope" [pg. 261]: Of course, not all my conversations in immigrant communities follow this easy pattern. In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging. They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific assurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:01 | 6920096 A Lunatic
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Hey, if the guy wants to stand in front of a firing squad, I say let him.........

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:04 | 6920106 loonyleft
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oh my bad. I guess I can't read very well either. Where exactly does it say I will stand with my muslim brothers. 

You see, when you put something in quotes, it means you are.......dun dun dun.....'quoting' them. Aside from that, your comprehension is way off, when it clearly refers to MURKIN CITIZENS and that as an american their citizenship really means something and he would stand with them in this regard.......  you stupid POS. 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:41 | 6920221 Bear
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I simply and fervently wish he would stand for 'all' Americans and not just a subset, or protected set, of citizens. When 14 people are killed by Islamic Murders his response was as muted and uninspired as any he has had during the last eight years. I believe that he is desperately trying to 'protect' a certain class of people without regard to all the people. I don't believe he is a Muslim, I don't believe he is a Christian, but i do believe that when he leaves office we will see him 'evolve', spiritually maybe ... Coexist :) 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:48 | 6920247 loonyleft
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When Obama leaves office......OMG. I can't stop laughing tonight. ZH used to be full of very bright people, but it has been infested with a bunch of talking sheep. I can't wait until "insert name here" is the next POTUS. 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:54 | 6920262 Bear
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I am afraid you are right, someone taking his place will probably be from the loonyleft

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 00:03 | 6920290 loonyleft
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sarcasm is lost on people like you.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 00:02 | 6920284 joego1
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Muslims are Mulims first and Americans after they convert us all to Islam. You get it yet?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 00:05 | 6920294 loonyleft
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well, now that you said that, I guess I do. I'm convinced. Write something else, so I can just believe what you typed. Do I get it? Yeah, I am pretty sure I do. 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 01:09 | 6920429 NoPension
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Definitely a leftist.

Snarky, check
Condescending, check
Highly Edumecated, most likely.
Asshole, most assuredly

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 09:25 | 6920974 FrankDrakman
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One of the differences between Christianity and Islam, as I see it, is that Christians are supposed to "give unto Ceasar what is Caesar's, and unto God what is God's", whereas Islam makes no such distinction between the world of the spirit and the world of the flesh. Thus, Islam, EVERYWHERE, becomes involved in political controversy because Islam is totalitarian in NATURE. It does not make a distinction between the spiritual and the secular worlds, and hence, any GOOD Muslim is a Muslim first, and a 'whatever' (American, Brit, Russki, ..) second. 

Not a recipe that makes for peaceful co-existence, and in fact, there is no 'peaceful' co-existence with Islam, as everywhere it's practiced, there is conflict between the Islamists and the locals. 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:54 | 6920062 Bear
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Actual quote from "The Audacity of Hope" [pg. 261]: Of course, not all my conversations in immigrant communities follow this easy pattern. In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging. They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific assurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.

Note the weasel-wording, to make us believe that he is only doing this out of a 'profound' understanding of history and a compassion for the poor, downtrodden Muslim Brother.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:19 | 6920158 toady
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I've read it three times now, and I didn't see the word Muslim once...Except in your attempt to turn it into a Muslim thing.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:45 | 6920238 Grouchy Marx
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Good catch, cuz we all know those Arabs and Pakistanis are mostly Mormons...

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 23:30 | 6924444 dexter_morgan
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So what exactly was he saying there, and who was he standing with? PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN YOU DUMBFUCK MORON.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:07 | 6920111 Chuckster
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That is the way people have functioned since there has been more than two of them.  Sad .... but true.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:23 | 6919939 Handful of Dust
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" Yes we can! "

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:24 | 6919942 A Lunatic
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The only thing he could do to reassure me is to have a nailgun accident.........

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:26 | 6919952 Yen Cross
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  I miss my Grandfathers "extra" thick T-Bones.

   CXhanges?

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:30 | 6919954 Glasshopper
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I really don't think the West have enough of the moral high ground when in x hundred years history look back on what we're doing wtf are we playing at? They're going to have to shut down tne internet or kill off at least 1/4 of us

Oh! hang on .... Somebody at the door brb

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:59 | 6920083 Oldwood
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The only moral high ground appears to be in heaven as few survive it on earth. Most of us have fallen short of even our own ideals. Progressives are here to help in that however by manipulating us with guilt and immersing us with indoctrination to give penance, to sacrifice for the greater good of the collective....our lord and master, The State. Few if any of us will find that we are the benefactor of the State, only its facilitator, it muscle, its labor. This is no longer a government for or of the people, but a government that USES the people to advance its own power. Our needs are only as relevant to them as is our utility value and our passivity in the face of their aggression.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:11 | 6920127 Proctologist
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"few if any of us are a benefactor of the state, only a facilitator, it's Muscle, it's labor "

+1000

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:32 | 6919975 hwwesq3
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Isis' latest terror plan:  convert cars into exact duplicates of police cars, wear duplicates of police uniforms, drive around and kill people.  You can tell they're Isis cops because they shoot white people in the back.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:48 | 6920039 trulz4lulz
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not to mention theywould promptly be given jobs as coppers for their exemplary service to the community.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:33 | 6919982 blindman
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what is this "tourism" i continually
hear about?

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:46 | 6920234 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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If you count migrants - it's waaaay up!

I wonder if their is a single tourist left on Lesbos.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:34 | 6919985 JamaicaJim
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Fuckbama

I don't know how this asshole will slip lose the mortal coil, but I dearly hope it's painful, elongated, and slow - and his larynx goes out immediately after the fucker leaves the WH.

I wish it would quit on the fucker now...though we'd have to read scribbled notes from his retarded left handed jack off position doing cursive or Swahili....

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:46 | 6920026 Bear
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He is now setting the stage to completely give away American Sovereignty for in February of 2017, he can move on become the EU / North American / NATO / Aus /NZ representative to the NWO Council.

Beware; Luke 16:1-13 ... sorry for the biblical reference, but it fits perfectly; the man and his plans

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:59 | 6920033 Yen Cross
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patience is virtue?

 I upvoted you. Those wonderfully twisted, retraces<> Paid Off, while you were in Chile.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:30 | 6920192 o r c k
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2017 ? A rare solar eclipse coming to America.The Maya would say take cover (but first duck).

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 03:52 | 6920636 JuliaS
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Mayan's wouldn't have said anything pass 2012. Remember?

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 22:55 | 6920068 InnVestuhrr
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Any system that can result in an abomination like the obomination being put in a position of power over individuals is ABSOLUTELY EVIL AND UNACCEPTABLE - democracy dominated by the proletariat hordes must be terminated !

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:14 | 6920135 loonyleft
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- democracy dominated by the proletariat hordes must be terminated.... comedy gold that is. 

First, the US is a republic ( as so many like to point out here as if there is a difference ). Secondly, if you think the proletariat dominates anything you need to stop drinking the kool aid, right away. 

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:17 | 6920150 Yen Cross
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 Don'T CONFLATE proletatiat with REpublic.

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:27 | 6920179 loonyleft
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Don't conflate US with proletariat or Republic. 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 00:40 | 6920379 Yen Cross
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carpetbagger

much

Sun, 12/13/2015 - 23:51 | 6920254 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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I suspect what he may mean are the professional voters.  They are the ones electing all these bad leaders.  What is it?  47% of the voters?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 00:11 | 6920315 loonyleft
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my bad again. Sorry, you are right. It's 47% of the voters who are electing bad leaders. After reading ZH for years, it''s not the deep government, not oligarchs, not the rich and powerful,, but the 47% of professional voters who vote for bad leaders. 

All I can say is you all better get out and vote next election and vote in the good guy!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 01:21 | 6920401 Yen Cross
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 Don't forget those Black Panther intimidation votes. :-)

 Ooops, I forget the " Dead People" votes.

 cadaver votes? 

 I'm just getting started on you.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 02:09 | 6920542 Victor999
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All I can say is you all better get out and vote next election and vote in the good guy!

There's a good guy running?????

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 06:36 | 6920725 InnVestuhrr
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More than 70% of gubmint spending in the USA is for ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS FOR THE PROLETARIAT HORDES - WHO CLEARLY DID VOTE FOR THESE FREEBIES.

And taxes on the working middle class are crushing - the middle class clearly DID NOT VOTE FOR THESE TAXES.

Politicians get into office by counting votes, which are bought with ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS FOR THE PROLETARIAT HORDES and paid for by crushing taxes on the middle class.

 

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 10:07 | 6921110 loonyleft
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retarded right who can't think beyond one step. 

freebies for the poor....got it.

paid for by the middle class....got it. 

And that's where your pea brain stops. 

Maybe, just maybe, you can take one more tiny little step and ask yourself a few questions.

Who offered these freebies and why?  

Who sells those freebies and gets paid? 

Who benefits the most?

Politicians in power...... the comedy on this site gets better and better. 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 10:34 | 6921192 bombdog
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"paid for by the middle class....got it."

The middle class doesn't have the capacity to pay for the federal government. I should have thought that was self-evident.

http://www.treasurydirect.gov/NP/debt/current

Clearly you've gotten nothing. Entertainment may be a double edged sword here, with others being entertained by you.

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 18:42 | 6923373 InnVestuhrr
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you are definitely LOONEY left

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 00:19 | 6920331 onmail1
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<-- What he meant

'Wee have spent too much money

(helping our militia boys in ME)

now we want everyone to contribute $ 

so that our militant boys in ME are well

provided for, becuz when dey are ok

then our def corporations & us will be ok

(actually we want perpetual war so that

our def. industry remains well & fit)'

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 03:04 | 6920608 SquadronVBF94
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Obama and everyone who has served in his administration is scared shirtless that a President Trump will initiate criminal investigations into the treason they have committed since day one.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 04:40 | 6920666 SoDamnMad
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I've completed my crowd funding for a company to crush and obliterate servers and hard drives. HQ in DC.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 06:35 | 6920642 africoman
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LOL!

Such BS isn't difficult for ZHrs, Well decoded.I remember my young brother having bad time in understanding what Obola is saying and me laughing.

Unfortunately,99% of the population is still not awaken from the matrix they are living in and are hard to unplug them,that is what this assholes counting on.

 

Joke: People asked Who lie Obama or Putin, So decided they will talk under lie detection machine.

Obama:'Paris Climate deal Save a lot of People' ( machine: don't alert the lie, contned)

 Obama: 'We are creating Terrorist and supporting them,War on Terror is to terrify you..'(Machine alarms badly, red red)

  Putin: sitting right beside Obama was all laughing rolling on the ground, asked what is wrong He said Obama is made up of lies that is why the machine failed to detect the lies.Ahhhaaa[Anyone with the joke talent can modify this $100]

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 04:38 | 6920665 SoDamnMad
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Can you imagine Malia going off to college and the first day some "out of control libertard" runs up to her and SCREAMS

"Your father was the absolutely WORST president we ever had. The fuker never cancelled student debt!!" Andthen the tears.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 08:01 | 6920791 Lostinfortwalton
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He is not through yet. I think every disadvantaged youth should be able to go to Columbia at $60,000 a year  tuition on the taxpayer's dime. Attending class optional. Grades optional.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 07:01 | 6920738 Monetas
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ISIS is Herr Oberbama's SS corps .... Sieg Heil !!!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 07:47 | 6920764 Last of the Mid...
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I need to be taxed more so that a huge fund somewhere can be formed and some unnamed thief can decide where to spend the money in order to combat global warming.   Now, You have to be a special kind of stupid to go for that line of shit given our government's long history of fucking off taxpayer money.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 10:27 | 6921172 bombdog
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Obama's speech wasn't about ISIS it was about expanding the use of the No-fly List to cover guns. The no fly list has been thoroughly discredited, is likely a precursor to gulags and proscription.

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