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Monday Humor: Barack Obama Reveals His Secret Plan To Crush ISIS
Having earlier taken credit for the 'success' achieved recently against ISIS, one comedic trader had a suggestion for how President Obama could really "depress, deflate, defeat, and destroy" the terrorists:
"We are going to break ISIS financially by requiring them to enroll in the Affordable Care Act by 2017"
- POTUS
That should put an end to it all.
h/t @TopThird
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how about abolishing the CIA instead?
Can anyone please shut this Somali refugee up?
Is Bob "Gosh, I had that much income!" Corker enrolled in YoMommaDon't Care?
This Obama plan is not funny... because it could actually work.
Send boot-on-the-ground IRS, instead.
late breaking news! obama stops golfing for a couple days before his month in magnum pi's house the tax payer bought for him. you cant make this shit up.
I think I'm gonna faint.
Quick....someone get me a breathalyzer.
Nah, you're OK, while unconcsious your wallet was liberated.
Well first, the Douchebag in Chief refuses, REFUSES to call it ISIS, like everybody does.
ISIL, the Levant or some shit. Includes Israel. He's simply a dickhead who raises my blood pressure just listening to him and his extended 's's'
Nobody, no fucking body, talks like this douche.
He's special alright. And damn smart for choosing Biden as #2. Speaking of, hadn't heard a peep from Mr. Footin Mouth. Is he still alive?
#2 is quietly drooling at the old folks home half a block from the White House.
As such, he's fully qualified to take over when some, hopefully, nut puts a hole in the POTUS forehead.
#2 personifies what you get from a career politician. A mind of shit, polished to a gleaming turd.
I doubt we could survive a year or so of #2 on a silver platter. #1 grosses me out as he stands, #2, fuck I don't even want to think about it.
I'm placing my faith in the hope that ISIS/ISSL nukes DC in the midst of the SOTU while our deep state remains very close by (within the blast radius and fall out range.)
@ NoPension , heres a great article relating isis to isil - http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/12/why_does_obama_call_isis...
JFK started doing that and he ended
Oh God, not another "JFK was a hero" clown.
PS-If he wanted to know who his enemies were all he had to do was look behind him.
Some Trump/ISIS Humor......
http://beforeitsnews.com/politics/2015/12/hitler-rants-about-the-donald-...
that ooooooooold hitler rant video in all its stupid incarnations is literally played out as is hitler.
Geez, enrolling in Obummercare is bankrupting everyone.
When is that POS going to implode!!
Does anyone actually believe anything the gov't says anymore? Could be retarded I guess. Even some plugged in guys I know are starting to at least question.
Maybe if we're persistent enough we do make a difference. Better than not saying anything I guess.
Yes. A few. Mostly older, near or retried governmental employees. And even then, most of them are somewhat uncomfortable with their "beliefs". But they "cling" to their cheese, white wine and scissors.
Ha ha bitter clingers, of others $
Bitter clinging?
Use dryer sheets.
The problem is not the true believers who are half wits and morons, it is the parasites just pretending to be true believers in order to protect their skin in the game. There are plenty of those parasites running around.
What I find galling is the number of now retiring military that openly call out government as facist and feel free to criticise it. They kept their mouths shut long enough to hit their retirement and then bitch about what they had to endure under the oppression. It really makes me sick. And I have extremely close friends that have done this. Still not realizing that I'm fuckin' paying for their retirement at age 49, while I, at age 57, know I will never be able to retire. I'm sorry, but this really sets my false teeth on edge.
Unfortunately, far too many do. Even the "Obama haters" still believe that ISIS is a real threat and the US Gov't had nothing to do with them.
"Does anyone actually believe anything the gov't says anymore?"
No. Well, maybe a few ex-govvies who are on their death bed and trying to repent for what they knew they participated in.
The narrative being spun by the government and it's propoganda arm, the MSM, is an impenetrable web of lies. A Fun House of distortion mirrors on every wall. Even the most cynical and sceptical among us are, at best, only half aware of reality. Those who are not are completely lost.
95 million FSA pretend to believe him just to get moar FS.
That's why Hillery will get elected; she has promised tons of free shit and expand the FSA base. I've seen it in some local elections. The competent candidate who promises moar jobs and better economy and stronger small business enhancements loses while the one who promises moar free shit gets elected.
This be our new diverse nation where everyone has been dumbed down (Gruberized, as Obama's buddy calls it) and no one can dare bruise another's sensibilities.
BTW, you better take down that Christmas tree before someone sues you or calls the police.
As if the Cunt wanted to destroy ISIS...
"There is no need to be afraid. My name is Obama. I am the Supervisor for Earth. I know that this is frightening and bewildering. Please try to understand that I've come a long way to help you. We've come to help Mankind. War, famine, inequality. These will be things of the past. Suffering will end. Injustice will end. No tears, only happiness and safety... It will Herald the Golden Age Man. We're not Conquerors. We're Enablers. We're going to help you change. I know it's frightening, but you're no longer Alone." -Overlord Obama
"They'll save 2500 virgins a year on average!"
"If you like your goat, you can keep your goat"
Hallehuhah, Amen.
Isis is his army he once spoke of
I wonder if Obama is into ISIS S&M
The thrill must be gone from the bath house
See Something Hump Something
It's just not the same since the soap dissolved.
No we can't do that, not even to our own worst enemy. It's just far too cruel and nearly the equivalent to bombing hospitals... actually it's probably worse.
"They won't have to spend all that tme beheading people anymore just to pay for their healthcare, they can spend it on painting & writing poetry!"
I think they'll just faint with joy over sand sculpture ! Yay !! Let's have dessert in the desert.
Perfect, and then Tax them if they don't pay. a win win.....
"CrescentCare is currently down due to high volume. Please try again later."
"Please enter the amount of ammo you currently recieve on a yearly basis so we can search all the affordable munitions markets for the plan thats just right for you!"
Gawd...I got a million of em...lmao!
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"Do you have a pre-existing condition as a pyschotic? Use your mouse and press yes for yes and yes for I don't know?"
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"Have you ever given first aid on the battlefield dressed as a woman? Note: This usually lowers monthly premiums."
You're on a roll. Don't stop.
lol
Did somebody say crescent roll ??
If your goat is an actual female, press 'Yes' for a significant discount.
If you've ever secretly wiped with your RIGHT hand, press 'Yes'.
Oh, sorry, that adds to the premium.
If you subsequently used your left or right hand to pull of a piece of bread and eat it...press 'Yes' again to regain that discount.
You go, you Terrorist, you. You're a winner to us.
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Who cares what Obama says. He is a worthless, brainless, spineless whimp. The only thing on his mind is pushing the gay agenda. He is totally lost without his teleprompter.
Not enough oil money in the World to cover those premiums, co-pays, and deductibles!
He's gonna slap ISIS silly with his v-lips...
"Apply for CrescentCare before Jan 1 2016 and you'll avoid the mandatory fine/penalty/tax/droning of your ass."
With all the stupid horseshit coming from obama and kerry I thought this was serious for a moment
I pray that the porch monkey gets cancer of his vagina...
"The passage of CrescentCare mandates abortifacients for all those awkward moments five years down the jihadi road you really don't want to deal with. It applies to Christian nuns in the Caliphate as well. Sign up now!"
Can I read it after I sign it ??
An Acorn/healthCare.GovUsUr$ representative will read it for you.
90% chance named Shaniqua or Sha'niqwa or , aw, fuck it.
We're down the tubes.
And will be an undereducated ESL reader with a horrilbe accent and a first grade reading skill.
He must be worried that ISIS is now moving into Afghanistan as well.With all the military,financial and money laundering guidance given to them by their CIA sponsors it's no wonder the Feds are paronoid about ISIS starting to take away some of their opium-heroin operations in Afghanistan.Looks like CitiBank will be laundering money for other heroin traffickers now.
Fuck Obamacare. Fuck ISIS. Fuck the CIA. you know what.....
Fuck it all..........
Yes, they have meds for that.
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I got there right after "a law" was passed and upheld "as law" by people in black robes REQUIRING ME to engage in commerce WITH private corporations or face a penalty/fine/tax "of law" by the STATE.
Then-I-Was-Fucking-Done.
Welcome to the party ;-)
I still find it amazing that government believes it can tell me that I must contract with a third party for a dubious benefit at a suspicious rate for a social cause. Luckily, at present, I still have an employer provided health insurance, but it's been swinging all over the place the last few years. Different companies, lacking history, have no idea of what has happened in the past, denying claims that are beyond legitimate (as in on-going), getting appointments where both sides are told there are no deductibles or co-pays, only to find out months later that you owe an unexpected $1,300.
Oh, the joys of the fucked up scheme of ObamaCare.
I read yesterday that the Israelis were giving them healthcare...
Today Obama recieved his orders in the form of the Bergdahl courtmartial. Just think about the reverse optics of that!
That tactic is proven effective
That's a laugh, because ISIS is already on Obamacare
They get treated with Bibicare at the IDF hospital in Ziv, Israel; and Obamacare foots the bill.
1) Take away guns from US Citizens
2) Allow ISIS to Relocate to American Cities for free stuff
Obama is ISIS. When ISIS screams they are going to hoist the black ISIS flag at the White House, they mean Obummer will do it for them. Unfortunately, I'm not trying to be funny.
Lessee, since Obama trained, funded, and, multiple times, armed them...if he had a son, it would be ISIS.
The First Perv needs a hole in his forehead.
<-- CabalA$$LickerLiarAddictHomObamma :
'What I weel doo iz dat , I weel ask dem all to enroll in obamacare , den I weel take deir IDs, photos & fingerprintz, dat way wee weel identify dem, and know deir locashanz , eef any one daz any wrong , den I weel send mai drone to kill dem in only 15 minutues'
All stand & clap clap clap
IDF officer arrested in London on Crimes against Humanity
https://www.rt.com/uk/325909-israeli-officer-detained-london/?utm_source...
If our countries would stop for a moment and think about it, robbing the bankers and distributing the wealth accordingly would be much preferable to blowing us all to smithereens. Think of how this would go down in history! It'd be a monumental event and change the course of mankind for centuries. Peace on earth, good will to all men who follow the rule of law. We have never known this.
How can anyone blame any of this on Obama bin Laden; you do know he can't read and write.....
Obama's plan is to ship them to the US, give them EBT cards, section 8 residence, free education on bomb building of their choice, welfare and an Obama phone to continue their terrorist careers.
So Obola's gonna give them jobs in the CIA, NSA, FBI and IRS?
I can't help but feel he loves them more than the average American.
And that's not snarky sarcasm. I really DO believe that. It is the only logical thing to explain his actions or inaction.
The rise and demise of Obama was likely planned all along - You know 'We trusted this black man with our hopes and our dreams and now it turns out that we should never have trusted a black man' - Obama has likely been used to 'foment' the current and ongoing race war among other things ! Just sayin !
Obama's not even black. I would love to have a REAL red-blooded American, black man as president. Someone that served in the military, loves guns, loves our country, eats steak, worked a real job, pays real taxes, and is willing and able to honestly answer the hard questions, because he understands it's his fucking job.
We all know Obama is nothing more than a handpuppet that people like Alinsky, and Jarrett, and Soros, and whomever, pass around. And we know, they feed him uppers or downers to get him through the days. He's in the home stretch now, but there is no doubt in my mind that if he was no longer "convincing" enough, they'd retire him in a heartbeat. He's a tool.
http://www.n-tv.de/panorama/IS-macht-Werbung-fuer-Klempner-aus-Texas-art...
where isis trucks are coming from .....
not translated, in short : a plumper in murica sold his pickup with advertisment on it.
same pickup turned up in an isis video
globalization rulez
"Having earlier taken credit for the 'success' achieved recently against ISIS"
Obola's claims have been quite obscene.
Never a single mention of Russia but always referring to us or we, as in the United States and its coalition being responsible for degrading ISIS.
The reverse is true.
If Obama stops by Cali on his way to his Hawaii 'holiday' vacation for a photo op and some phony emoting with the families of the people he helped get killed through his administration's incompetence it will look like the comments he made at Martha's Vineyard after the beheading right before he yucked it up on the the golf course. If he doesn't stop it will look even worse. Karma is a bitch.
Only in Amerikka could we reveal a secret plan....
Time to fold up the tents