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President Obama To Give "Update" On ISIS - Live Feed

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Having crushed the "greatest global threat" over the weekend with a "bullshit" deal, President Obama turns his attention back to that other thing... the war on terror. In a statement which will, in The White House's words, "update the nation on the US campaign to Degrade and Destroy ISIL," Obama will, we are sure, explain why they didn't bomb ISIS' oil facilities, why they are still allies with Saudi Arabia, why Russia's "success" is just propaganda, and how awesome the US-based coalition is (as opposed to the bad guys, which includes Putin). Grab your popcorn.

 

President Obama is due to speak at 1225ET (plan accordingly)...

 

 

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Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:23 | 6922007 medium giraffe
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The Fresh Prince of Free Shit. 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:23 | 6922008 The Juggernaut
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The Military Industrial Complex is supplying guns and ammo to ISIS via air drops but are looking to dis-arm the USA.  Interesting.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:25 | 6922010 knukles
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Obama:  Cut Abrams and A-10's so there's money for transgender surgery

http://joeforamerica.com/2015/02/obama-to-joint-chiefs-cut-the-a-10-wart...

 

                                   For some odd reason a little gree man come down from Mars would think he's a gay Muslim, no?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:32 | 6922037 Latina Lover
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More lies from the Liar/Fag in chief.  The teleprompter told him to declare victory and leave.    Putin 1, Obama, shit on the chessboard.

BTW, Katylin Jenner is an exemplar for all male Americans, neuter yourself in favor of the New World Order. Do what is poltically correct, be conformist and bow to the Rothschilds. It is inevitable.  Resistance is futile.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:35 | 6922065 OregonGrown
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"I wont say SHIT, until all 3 market indices are in the green and the 5% uptick in vix is a 5% downtick"

said our number #1 POS in cheif.....

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:39 | 6922078 macholatte
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I’ve knocked over all the pieces on the chess board and will proceed to shit on the board and strut around like I’m winning the game.  BOOYA!

– Your Pal, Barry

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:58 | 6922174 krispkritter
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Yep! Basically, you will be spoken TO and NO I will not take any(potentially damaging) questions (I can't possibly answer without a teleprompter or Jarrett up my anus) but thanks for HOPING I would.  POTUS(Priest Of Thoroughly Useless Shit-spiel). Now hand in your guns!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:21 | 6922262 Paveway IV
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"My fellow Americans... In light of recent relevations of my Administration and the DoD's conspiracy to aid and abet terrorism, I am tendering my resignation from the Presidency immediately and discharging my cabinet and advisors. My last offical act will be to have senior Pentagon leaders relieved of command, arrested and tried for sedition and treason. I urge states to recall their representatives in Congress and try them in a proper court of law for sedition, treason, supporting terrorism and pedophilia. I'm sorry and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. God bless America. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 1:15 tee time..."

NEO: US Pilots in Syria Ordered to Ignore ISIS Oil Convoys

...Reports from pilots and sources up and down the Pentagon chain of command tell an interesting story. Considering America’s years of experience at “precision bombing” and the vast intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance capabilities of the world’s largest military, America’s utter failure in curtailing ISIS and her dozens of “sister organizations” has been inexplicable.

 

American pilots flying over Iraq and Syria have quietly leaked their story for over a year now but no news agency will carry it. They say they have flown over oil tanker convoys 4 lanes wide at times and been told to stay silent.

 

They report mysterious aircraft dropping supplies to ISIS and al Nusra, they are silenced on that as well.

 

The most common report, however, is massive parking lots filled with hundreds, even thousands of Humvees, Abrams tanks, artillery pieces, support vehicles of all kinds, all “hands off” at the orders of the Pentagon.

 

In previous bombing campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, American pilots and drone operators admittedly suffered “collateral damage” at levels from 50% to almost 90% by some estimates. This could be the reason the US has somehow ordered pilots, both “cockpit” and “deskbound drone,” to “stand down” when they find juicy targets of opportunity.

 

They say it isn’t, that many of these targets are totally in the open or “well worth the risk.” In fact some pilots are totally dispirited from seeing the same “fat targets” over and over while they are sent after road checkpoints or abandoned buildings...

 

...For decades, AIPAC, the Israeli lobby in Washington, was believed to control congress, the press and the American military. In recent months, however, it has become clear that AIPAC has always acted in concert with Turkish intelligence services and the powerful Saudi lobby....

"I, Benjamin Nettanyau, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States...."

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:22 | 6922316 o r c k
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One Warthog could take out all the tankers in one mission.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:36 | 6922403 nope-1004
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Should read "12:25 Pacific".  The dumb ass has ZERO consideration for Americans.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 15:21 | 6922616 Katos
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My favorite part of his speech was the " VIGILANT AND SAFE " part. As we can look forward to several mass shootings over the holidays,  Obama will be playing golf and crying over our poor American boys overseas who will not be able to spend the holidays with their families. When you listen to Obama and then watch a speech by Putin, it's crystal clear who the real leader is! 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:38 | 6922071 krispkritter
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First hint that he is incompetent is that this dumb MF can't even tell time...

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:40 | 6922083 NoVa
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I previewed the speech - Oblamo is going to declar war on Neptune and steal seashells for our new national treasure. 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:50 | 6922131 Bunghole
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Makes sense.

That way he has a base to attack Uranus.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:57 | 6922170 Herd Redirectio...
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Uranus maybe! Hoo hahahaha!  That was my sinister evil villain laugh.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:09 | 6922203 Joe A
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Maybe Reggie's anus but for sure not my anus.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:19 | 6922293 Jena
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I dunno. I can hear it now. "If you like your anus, you can keep your anus.".

Be afraid.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:04 | 6922209 krispkritter
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As far as I'm concerned, .GOV attacks URANUS every day.  Just when you're bent over, you can't always tell what they are doing.  Butt you sure can feel it on Patriotic Tax Payment Day...April 1st! er, 15th, whatever...

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:55 | 6922149 t0mmyBerg
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The minute I heard they were waiting breathlessly for words from Dear Leader I changed the channel.  Apparently the Weather Channel has named the new winter storm Echo.  Cute.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:55 | 6922153 XitSam
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Neptune the planet or Neptune, Roman god of the sea?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:57 | 6922167 NoVa
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the sea, as in Caligula from the novel "I, Claudias". 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:01 | 6922195 Sanity Bear
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Neptune the CPU of Planeptune

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 16:52 | 6923008 turnoffthewater
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Give credit where credit is due:

http://dearputin.com/

If there is any doubt, watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5gX5yJdEJU

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:56 | 6922162 Karlus
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" For some odd reason a little gree man come down from Mars would think he's a gay Muslim, no?"

 

Not just green men think this

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:26 | 6922011 Looney
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Are we still buying rocket engines from Russia?

What are we spending the $585 Billion on?

We’ve run out of precision-guided missiles after a year of lazy-ass bombings in Syria, managing to destroy a couple of ISIS excavators. It will take up to 4 years to order, approve, budget, make, and deliver the missiles!

Our nukes haven’t been updated, upgraded in 25 years.

The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is fraud – militarily, technologically, and financially.

The whole neocon shtick is nothing but a scam designed to scare the living shit out of every Kardashian-loving American. ;-)

Looney

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:30 | 6922038 ThroxxOfVron
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It's all a scam.

 

The newly commissioned super-expensive state of the art warship can't move under it's own power?

You guys cashed .GOV checks for how many years on this project?

NATIONALIZE the defence contractors and put everyone on .GOV payroll at scales of newly hired postal sorters and stop flushing money into the pockets of these profiteers and gougers and banksters.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:45 | 6922113 FreeMoney
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How about stop weaponizing every dictator and insurgent in the world for oil pipelines, stop thinking and acting like we are the worlds police department and the red cross, withdraw our troops from every where outside our borders and maybe defend our border from the ongoing invasion?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:59 | 6922180 CheapBastard
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He'll announce the 'Consumer Stategic IsisGate Tax' today.

 

Next week the 'ClimateGate Tax.'

Lest week was the Obamacare Tax.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:26 | 6922351 FreeMoney
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I am more expecting "Cash for Combat Weapons", "report your neighbors guns"...or some other Pol Pot inspired program.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:14 | 6922264 Socratic Dog
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Nationalize?  Because the government runs everything so well?

Nah.  Get real.  Chop a few heads for fraud, and there'll be a lot less fraud.  Pretty simple really.  Only thing is, we have to trust .gov to chop the right heads off. I wouldn't.

It's gone too far.  We are fucked.  Period.  Plan accordingly.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:32 | 6922052 Herd Redirectio...
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America.

Capitalism.

Free market.  "You keep using those words.  I don't think they mean what you think they mean."

The FedGov is basically a tool the elite use to fleece and commit fraud on the American people.  The Federal Reserve likewise.  Transfer money from the have-nots to the have's.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:25 | 6922340 Herd Redirectio...
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Top news in France/UK:

"A teacher at a French preschool who said he had been stabbed by a man shouting "Islamic State" has admitted he made the story up, prosecutors say."

Huh... So almost like a false flag, except for once people asked questions, instead of just believing the bullshit?

"it was not yet known what had motivated the teacher to lie."

Yeah, I am sure he didn't get offered a bunch of money by intelligence agencies... No... Never.  Anything but that.

Its one of those classic "front page news" when the story happens, and backpages when it turns out its a bunch of BS...

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:25 | 6922016 froze25
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So who's ready for the next line of bullshit?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:27 | 6922021 knukles
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Not me!
But I was impressed with his last speech about whatever it was.... I forget.
Probably had some stuff about Good Muzzies and Gun Control, I'd bet.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:28 | 6922029 Son of Loki
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" It's contained. "

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:33 | 6922054 nmewn
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Microaggressing workplace violencers!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:34 | 6922058 kralizec
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I have something more important to do than to watching this lying muzzie fucktoy!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:56 | 6922158 Son of Loki
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"They didn't build that."

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:40 | 6922084 Kirk2NCC1701
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What I want to know, is if the Jihadists  (Al Nusra, Al Qaeda...) being treated in northern Israel's IDF hospital in Ziv, will have their medical bills invoiced to Obamacare, after they've received Bibicare.  Odds are, they will.  Cause these Mercs are 'Exceptional', don't ya know.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:49 | 6922123 Questan1913
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We will not allow that.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:49 | 6922128 G.O.O.D
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The Military Industrial Complex is supplying guns and ammo to ISIS

 

It is ISIL now, so the whole ISIS thing is in the past. We have no more dealing with any ISIS and whoever those guys are the Russians are bombing to hell is another unknown.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:41 | 6922090 williambanzai7
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TWIT IN CHIEF

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:45 | 6922112 BullyBearish
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U.S. Gov't to terrorist: Here's $Billions, Here's GUNs, go kill/maim/destroy/waste

 

U.S. Gov't to citizen: Gimme your money (taxes, inflation), Gimme your guns, go shopping!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 15:20 | 6922615 OneLessZombie
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"Must remember to say ISIL, not ISIS!"

 

If I hear ISIL one more time I'm gonna puke.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:24 | 6922014 KnuckleDragger-X
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President O'BOHICA.....

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:27 | 6922020 djsmps
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I gotta be at work in an hour and a half, so I'm sure I'll miss it.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:27 | 6922023 Tim Knight from...
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Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:31 | 6922043 OregonGrown
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......tWINNING....

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:32 | 6922053 ThroxxOfVron
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Maybe if we weren't subsidizing the purchase of electric cars by rich assholes we could get the military contractors to quit thinking that it's ok to gouge and underperform ala Tesla.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:03 | 6922205 Sanity Bear
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Wait, there have been military contractors who don't "gouge and underperform"? What country/era?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:34 | 6922060 nmewn
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Prince Freshy Fresh is making a statement from the Pentagon, this can only mean he's getting ready to drone...ObamaCare?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:27 | 6922024 RawPawg
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it ain't worth the time or effort to cook my Popcorn

gotta save that for the real SHTF moments

like when he comes on air to tells us Putin finally had enough of us,and did something about it

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:27 | 6922025 slaughterer
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O' should take early retirement and permanently go golfing.  The world would be a better place.  

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:28 | 6922027 ptoemmes
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Wait a minute - I thought we were the bad guys.

Reminds me of an old Rbbin Williams thing...he'd perfrom on the stage and comment to those way in the back - the ones in the shitty seats.

Then he'd do part of his show from the former shitty seats and note that the front rowers now had the shitty seats.

It's all a matter of perspective - and common freaking sense.  

As The Intercept wrote, the MIC and ltheir lobbyists are all a-flutter over the profits to be made with moar war.

 

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:32 | 6922049 medium giraffe
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If you're in ICBM range, you've got a shitty seat.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:59 | 6922182 Joe A
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The lucky ones are in ICBM range cause they'd all be dead. Nuclear winter is a far worse way to die.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:30 | 6922039 nmewn
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George HW Obama compilation: "Got that JV Team there. Gonna have to ban some guns here. Now I'm off to Kennebunkport Hawaii, saving the planet from there."

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:30 | 6922040 Son of Loki
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Removing the Christmas trees from VA Hospitals and elementary schools, and renaning campus buildings takes precedence over containing isis, evidently.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:30 | 6922041 Quinvarius
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He is late again.  What a surprise.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:31 | 6922045 E.F. Mutton
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I'd watch, but my cat is licking his nuts.  Far more depth and entertainment value than Barry.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:05 | 6922223 83_vf_1100_c
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  Who'd give that line a downie? They must be jealous of your cat.

p.s. Fuck obama with a rusty piece of rebar!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:31 | 6922047 oldmanofthesee
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This traitor, and his minions, are the only people in the universe, using the name ISIL. The reason they do, is the L stands for Levant. The Levant is a landbridge from Turkey to Eygpt, that the Muslims claim in the name of Islam. This Levant contains Israel. The traitor uses ISIL to slap the Jews in the face. And.....the Jews still support him?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:37 | 6922412 Herd Redirectio...
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Its so that people don't put two and two together, Islamic State of Iraq and Syria?  Aren't those two countries the US (?!) has invaded or wanted to invade, for some time?

And we are against them?  But support their goals?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:34 | 6922050 L Bean
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Hoax "ISIS" stabbing in Paris. Teacher stabs himself in the neck w scissors and says ISIS did it.

How fuckin nuts does one have to be to do this? Don't we have enough government false flags already? It's become de riguere in France to do these little fake hate crime thingys I guess, and a quick Google will show that it's always "the usual suspects". It's insane. The very definiton of insanity.

(in the official CIA/ISIS propaganda materials, good muslims are implored to attack the French educational system, for some reason...read, the CIA sets the stage for European "school violence", "Won't someone Please Think of the Children" BS)

 

BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:46 | 6922117 Kirk2NCC1701
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Maybe it got 'lost in translation', and he tried to pin it on his Ex, Isis? "Hell hath no fury..." meme.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:49 | 6922120 L Bean
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Actually the terminology supposedly used was "This is for Daesh!!". Why this passed the smell test in the first place is what everyone should be asking.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:34 | 6922057 Seasmoke
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Fuck President Obama. I'm sick of seeing the Scumbag.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:43 | 6922095 OregonGrown
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Whenever i see that POS on tv, i bust out my "little o" voodu doll and start beating the shit out of it, while screaming at the top of my lungs, cursing at the little fucker...... 

I think i am going to piss on it today, by the time it is all said and done.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:35 | 6922067 wmbz
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We ain't seen nothing yet!

2016, Obozo the clown goes full and complete retard!

Fundamental change...by "executive order"

Load up on guns & ammo! The greatest gun salesman of all time is coming for them!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:39 | 6922079 GoBadgers
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Let me guess, he has ISIS contained.....

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:39 | 6922080 Jack Burton
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Obama needs to shut up. Breaking news out of Turkey, a Turkish legislator exposed the evidence that Turkey supplied poison gas components to ISIS, these chemicals came from Europe, Turkey summgled them into Syria, and pro Turkish ISIS members put the gas bomb together then detonated it over the local people's.

Several Turks were arrested trying to cross the border with Sarin Gas, after a short time, the case was dropped, and they all got let go.

Meanwhile Obama demanded a war on Syria over the sarin gas attack. An attack that is now proven to be a Turkish/ISIS attack.

Does Obama even get questioned about this? NOPE! Western Media is silent. The so called media are now all subjects of the government in Washington. CIA is proven to have inflitrated both editorial staffs, and even now the reporters themselves are CIA assets. This was proven in the 1970's! And has now spread to all Western nations. Even in Sweden, New Zealand, Iceland, Italy, etc. all media is Washington's. In Germany they now call it "liar media". Because people are catching on.

Obama, shut the fuck up you fucking liar. How about the proof Turkey carried out the Sarin gas attack you tried to start a war over? Remember Obama standing up and lying to all of America about Assad killing his own people with Sarin, when in fact, Turkey, Mossad, Saudi Intelligence and the CIA helped their ISIS proxy carry out an murderous attack on innocents. Obama will gladly kill hundreds with Sarin, if only it helps him start another war.

This shameless warmongering goes unchallenged by Americas.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:43 | 6922099 L Bean
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Whenever some shit like this surfaces it's always: "Look over there! What about that?" 

You're right that CNN would ever report on such, but the timing of the weekly hate speeches is always telling.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 15:55 | 6922762 Herd Redirectio...
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Operation Mockingbird.  But forget the 70s.  We can safely conclude that certain 'agencies' never relinqued control of the media, post WWII.  They brought in their trusted propagandists from Nazi Germany as well.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:04 | 6922199 Volkodav
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another incident Turkey ship interfered drilling platform Black Sea.

not having time to search details, someone else can find, ZH can post it?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:40 | 6922082 Lorca's Novena
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Hey Obongola you Fuckwit! We dont care what the fuck you are saying anymore. You are full of shit, Valerie is full of it, and your Handlers are full of it. Stop already, we dont care about you. You have destroyed this country, now just fucking leave. ok? 

 

And half of the US knows 'isis' was made by the US gov. so stop fucking bullshitting us you god damn piece if shit.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:41 | 6922089 Solio
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Sit by for an upcoming important announcement from D.eception C.entral!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:44 | 6922108 Collectivism Killz
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"My fellow Americans, as I stand hear today, our fighting men are making amazing advancements in Northern Syria and Iraq. Attempts by the Syrian Arab Army to weaken our supply lines was rectified by a series of precision airstrikes, destroying all intended targets. Subsequent maneuvers by our brave boys in black further expunged the area of remaining Assad forces. Near Mosul, our boys are being protected by our stalwart Turkish allies, who are simultaneously destroying Kurdish forces who threaten our vital economic interests and energy infrastructure. Non-NATO players still pose a threat to our courageous fighting men, but a new airdrop of yellow ribbons and advanced weapons should ensure their continued success......"

"Ahh, Mr. President, this isn't your brief to Bibi and King Abdullah, this is to assure the American people we are fighting ISIS"

"Oh yes, as I was saying, we are the only developed nations with such a flagrant epidemic of gun violence...."

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:49 | 6922122 nmewn
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Heh heh...ahaha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!...heh heh...No-Fly lists & guns & civil liberties...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

"Fearing a civil liberties backlash and "bad public relations" for the Obama administration, Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson refused in early 2014 to end a secret U.S. policy that prohibited immigration officials from reviewing the social media messages of all foreign citizens applying for U.S. visas, a former senior department official said."

Eheh heh heh...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!..heh heh, oh man, my ribs hurt now...eh heh.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/secret-us-policy-blocks-agents-social-media-vis...

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:58 | 6922172 atomicwasted
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Do you ZH commenters who upvote this believe that you would even be granted a passport if the Feds could read your social media?  Get real.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:59 | 6922183 nmewn
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What part of foreign citizens applying for U.S. visas are you having a problem with?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:34 | 6922391 Paveway IV
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You didn't read the fine print at the end, nmewn. They added "...or any U.S. citizen applying for a drivers license, filing a tax return or signing up for Obamacare...". Seems reasonable to me, except the part about the body cavity search. Why do they insist on that for filing a tax return?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:49 | 6922124 Yen Cross
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  TOTUS should try sticking his head up his ISIL.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:54 | 6922146 OregonGrown
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TOTUS?

I thought it was NOTUS (NOT US)!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:50 | 6922125 spanish inquisition
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Obama "We need to invade Iraq. I am not sure why, but John McCain thinks it is a good idea. "

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:50 | 6922129 L Bean
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"Defenseless Women and Children.."

 

BARF BARF BARF BARF

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 15:45 | 6922711 Duc888
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"Defenseless Women and Children.."

 

What bullshit.  He just spent the last 18 months destroying their power grid and water purification systems.

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:50 | 6922130 Mike Masr
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I refuse to watch or listen to anything this liar sack of shit has to say.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:55 | 6922154 NuYawkFrankie
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Roger. Comin thru Loud 'n Clear bro.

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:51 | 6922133 Bopper09
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Here's the live feed about the situation over in Syria:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jpLqswP_Ic

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:54 | 6922143 L Bean
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Word salad straight from Strafor et al.

Repeating the lie about the brave "Turkmen" who supposedly are being tormented.

Blah blah blah.

 

 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 18:51 | 6923407 FixItAgainTony
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Strong hypocrisy out of Imperial HQ: protect the ethnic Turkmen in eastern Syria, but kill the ethnic Russians in east Ukraine. Support moderate head-chopping rebels in Syria but kill anti-Saudi rebels in Yemen. Threaten overwhelming response to defend NATO allies but look the other way when NATO allies prowl across borders and attack sovereign states and their allies. And of course supply heavy weapons to AQ affiliated terrorists but, sorry US folks, time to turn in your ARs so we can ship them to ISIS.

It doesn't have to make any sense until we demand it make sense.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:58 | 6922151 BlindMonkey
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You would think this motherfucker could spend a second to include Russia in that list.  What a buffoon.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:55 | 6922155 Falling Down
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Of course HNIC refused to take any questions.

Typical empty suit.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:57 | 6922164 robertocarlos
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No questions?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:57 | 6922165 RawPawg
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now comes the NEXT Black Swan

it's in the scipt

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:58 | 6922177 NuYawkFrankie
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Obongo: The Trrrrrrrrrrrrrr'ist In Chief

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 13:58 | 6922178 dot_bust
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Maybe Obama will bring in the Ebola Czar to fight ISIS.

Oh, wait, he has someone already:

ISIS Czar a Terrorist Sympathizer Once Fired by Obama for Hamas Ties
http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2015/12/isis-czar-a-terrorist-sympathi...

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:00 | 6922190 logical-different
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Okay- do the Americans really trust this president when he opens his yap?
Answer- "I don't"

He takes no questions after his speech because he's a proven liar. X-military and political people state he is CIA directed from day one.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:02 | 6922196 medium giraffe
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35 minutes and counting.... still struggling with his shoelaces?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:05 | 6922216 dsty
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Well, I think he is going to up the squeeze game on the US in the name of fighting ISIS

Look for further support of Turkey

Look for another crisis opening door for mass migration to US from ME

Look for further threats to those who are against the Muslim's here and coming

Do not look for clamp down on US Mosques teaching Jihad

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:12 | 6922255 83_vf_1100_c
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  Watched a video of protestors in Dallas yesterday. Bunch of white guys carrying AR's etc across from a mosque. Some cops standing around looking nervous. Seriously, who wants to be a cop today? I kept watching, hoping some ragger would come running across the street with a vest and screaming allens snackbar so the real show could start. Nope, maybe tomorrow.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:05 | 6922221 Solio
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Yeah, we billed that!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:09 | 6922245 gcjohns1971
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Tyler,

Are you sure the WH dispatch didn't specify that The 'O' would be giving an update FOR ISIS?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:15 | 6922265 Dan'l
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It's now 1:15 pm and no sign of the bullshitter in chief.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:19 | 6922295 MoHillbilly
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Being late is his thing, that tells you all you really need to know about him

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 17:16 | 6923115 SmedleyButlersGhost
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The gerbil was stuck?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:15 | 6922269 Bloodstock
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They want to take the guns because they know for sure that the sheep are waking up.

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:20 | 6922298 VladLenin
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So watching Obama speak must be like what the toliet sees when I'm taking a dump...

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:49 | 6922466 restelle
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+100 Thumbs UP! LMAO!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:28 | 6922359 dogismycopilot
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They must be polishing up the part of his speech where he says taking guns and the second amendment from Americans will make all of us safer inlcuding the women and child refugees he is flying in on infiltration flights disguised as commercial flights. 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:46 | 6922407 dogismycopilot
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BLUE DAWN

--Middle East Suffers worst refugee crisis in centuries.

--Refugees riot over food and conditions across Europe and Scandanavia. ISIS invades Damascus and Baghdad.

--US and NATO reach troop strength goals of 500,000 and the New World Order moves forward; Mexican immigrants swarm across America. ISIS infiltrators flood Canada disguised as refugees on Canadian Air Force flights.

--Labor Party gains control of the United Kingdom and demands the UK import more Syrian and Somali infiltrators disguised as refugees. Shariah law is authorized for all Muslims living in the UK.

--NATO, the EU, the US turn their attention to Russia whom they demand provide free grain, free gas and free land for all refugees.

-- Christianity is banned from the public view of Atheists and Muslims.

--US Citizens lose Second Amendment

-- Russia stands alone

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:40 | 6922421 QQQBall
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3 minute update on ISIS. 45 minute lecture on gun control and new Executive Orders... 

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 14:57 | 6922514 ThisIsBob
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Cant stand to watch. Did he say the word "contained" again?

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 15:37 | 6922679 Son of Captain Nemo
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In addition to that "popcorn"... Grab 6 ft of rope a box of matches and a 5 gallon cannister of petrol!...

Cause we'll be wanting to have a BBQ on the White House lawn if the "white chimp" with the help of the anointed ones in Tel Aviv should they pull 9/11 redux off!

P.S.

You'll know we're getting mighty close when the next FOMC meeting gets shelved and the titular troll at the Fed has another paralysis moment at the mic explaining why she can't "talk right now"!!!!

Mon, 12/14/2015 - 15:38 | 6922681 Herdee
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Maybe Obama will have to leave the source of the terrorism,the head chopping,the stoning of women and all the rest that is contained in a medieval cult headquartered in Saudi Arabia that is exporting it all around the globe to the next President to get rid of.The source isn't hard to find and Obama recently bowed down to him and entertained their King of The HeadChoppers in Washington.They are also the ones behind 911.I say take them all out and clean the Muslim faith of this cult.It is not the true Islam.

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