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"Credible" Threat That Closed LA Schools Was "Hoax", NYC Says
Update:
AP: New York City officials say they received the same threat that closed Los Angeles schools and concluded it was a hoax
— Sky News Newsdesk (@SkyNewsBreak) December 15, 2015
*NYC GOT SAME THREAT THAT CLOSED LA SCHOOLS, DETERMINED HOAX: AP
But LA did not...
Los Angeles police confirmed that all Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) schools are closed Tuesday as police investigate what The LA Times reports as a bomb threat was called into a LAUSD board member. LAUSD is the nation's 2nd largest district. The LAUSD superintendent said "I am not going to take a chance when it comes to the lives of students," stating that the threat was made to many schools, involved packages and backpacks, and says he wants every school is system searched. L.A. police chief says threat still being analyzed, FBI has been notified.
LAUSD schools are closed today due to credible threat. Updates will be provided via https://t.co/AZDfmuaMmu & 213-241-2064.
— LAUSD (@LASchools) December 15, 2015
Board president: all students are safe.
— LAUSD (@LASchools) December 15, 2015
Live Feed:
DEVELOPING: LA Unified School District considering potential closure of schools Tuesday; any students at schools being sent home - @NBCLA
— NBC Nightly News (@NBCNightlyNews) December 15, 2015
Students were sent home from all Los Angeles Unified School District schools Tuesday morning, according to school police.
Los Angeles Unified School District officials plan to conduct a news conference after confirming the potential closure of all schools in the nation's second-largest school district. Details regarding the news conference were not immediately available.
Los Angeles School Police confirmed that all students already at schools will be sent home Tuesday morning. An employee at a school bus yard said drivers were told not to leave the lot.
The district did not confirm whether the decision was due to a potential safety threat.
LAUSD enrolls more than 640,000 students in kindergarten through 12th grade at more than 900 schools. The district covers about 720 square miles in Los Angeles and smaller Southern California communities.
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Bus drivers have been told not to take the buses out of the lot...

DEVELOPING: LA Unified School District considering shutting schools after receiving threat https://t.co/Aq6KKwYUlI pic.twitter.com/rQFyJQUvFA
— CBS News (@CBSNews) December 15, 2015
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Parents/Guardians please bring proper ID when picking up your child at school. They will be required.
— LAUSD (@LASchools) December 15, 2015
Hhhmm, paging immigration?
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What. Someone posted a picture of a guy with a toy Star Wars blaster?
What's the difference a school day in LA, a terror event, fail to see the change in risk.
Exactly.
Terrorists now gonna move to all the Malls instead and mow down these school kids.
A turkey shoot n the making
I don't know if they'd many people in the mall...
In other news, someone wore an NRA shirt to school, resulting in classes being cancelled for 642,000 students for a day.
Thanks Oilbama... Need Trump!
Today is Latino Day in the parks of LA.
Don't forget to take your friends:
http://goo.gl/9IEbDI
We shall feast on chalupas in solidarity!
the muslims have won, we are terrified.
Who's terrified? Everyone knows this is bullshit. When have you ever heard of a terrorist calling in a "threat" (to the proper "authorities") the morning before the act, haha.
More amunition for President Trump's anti muslim policy.
A bitch response from the biggest bitch state in the union.
Some punk kid said "Peace On Earth" to a teacher.
Not to worry, the re-education facilities opened as planned.
Wait, the entire LAUSD population is being sent home?
Shit... I'd better get home, bar the door, and load some magazines...
"Credulous terror threat" seems is proper term somehow.
They are just walking in circles around the bus. We usually see this in crisis actors who are unable to get on a bus.
Have the police verify a call was made to a School Board Member ! Bogus ! What bomber calls the School board ? This is just an advancement of Obamas agenda by a willing member of the crowd.
someone probably called and seid they were gonna burn some coal and cause some polution.
" We mis-vetted some folks. "
~ Sotero Barry
So nice of the terrorists to call in a warning so that the number of deaths could be minimized. Next, they will offer to use paint guns and loud clapping noises. People will still run in a panic. We will all love each other.
A kindergartner made the pointy finger gun motion and all the kids were sent home.
So if someone called in a bomb threat for somewhere in Amerika, would we all get the day off?
I liked the bioterror threats better. At least you could watch people scurrying for duct tape and plastic.
Maybe we can bring back the color coding system? Feeling like an orange day I think.
pods
That's colorist. It's a multi-color day, dawg!
It's usually only jews who receive advance warning.
Instant Messages To Israel Warned Of WTC Attack
By Brian McWilliams, Newsbytes
NEW YORK, NEW YORK, U.S.A.,
27 September 2001, 11:48 AM CST
Officials at instant-messaging firm Odigo confirmed today that two
employees received text messages warning of an attack on the World
Trade Center two hours before terrorists crashed planes into the New
York landmarks.
Citing a pending investigation by law enforcement, the company
declined to reveal the exact contents of the message or to identify
the sender.
But Alex Diamandis, vice president of sales and marketing, confirmed
that workers in Odigo's research and development and international
sales office in Israel received a warning from another Odigo user
approximately two hours prior to the first attack.
Diamandis said the sender of the instant message was not personally
known to the Odigo employees. Even though the company usually
protects the privacy of users, the employees recorded the Internet
protocol address of the message's sender to facilitate his or her
identification.
Soon after the terrorist attacks on New York, the Odigo employees
notified their management, who contacted Israeli security services.
In turn, the FBI was informed of the instant message warning. FBI
officials were not immediately available for comment today.
The Odigo service includes a feature called People Finder that
allows users to seek out and contact others based on certain
interests or demographics. Diamandis said it was possible that the
attack warning was broadcast to other Odigo members, but the company
has not received reports of other recipients of the message.
In addition to operating its own messaging service network, Odigo
has licensed its technology to over 100 service providers, portals,
wireless carriers, and corporations, according to the company.
Odigo is online at http://www.odigo.com .
Reported by Newsbytes, http://www.newsbytes.com .
11:48 CST
Reposted 11:53 CST
(20010927/WIRES TOP, ONLINE, PC, BUSINESS/WTCPOST/PHOTO)
? 2001 The Washington Post Company
Post too long nigga.
Welcome to the new world, where everyone trembles in fear.
"someone probably called and seid they were gonna burn some coal and cause some polution."
~"Credible" Threat That Closed LA Schools Was "Hoax", NYC Says~
Why do the words "gullible" and the term "cry wolf" come to mind? Where's a good "eco-terrorist" when you need one?
Do liberals consider the term "good eco-terrorist" an oxymoron? Oh, this is so confusing! Everyone go home for the day.
How did terrorist find the board members phone number?
Have the police verify a call was made to a School Board Member ! Bogus ! What bomber calls the School board ? This is just an advancement of Obamas agenda by a willing member of the crowd.
There's 'credible evidence' the call came from North Korea.
Honest.
" A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works."
Or maybe it was those narcoguerillas? Sorry, what year is it again? 2015?
Oh. I meant terrorists. Surely its not commies, or narcoguerillas, but terrorists!
Booo! Muthafuqaz!!!
It's past time we made Bombs illegal, I blame this on the NBA.
the school was a bomb free zone
School is out, bitches! Go shopping and help the economy!
Shoplifting Day in L.A.
Previously the game plan was controlling the citizens through fear that the Russians are coming. Remember the '70's?
Today it's those damn muzzies. This war on terror thingy is interesting because no war on an emotion can ever be won, which is why it goes on forever.
A day off/ Nice day for their Daddies to take the kid to the park or museum.
Oh, wait a sec...most of these kids don't have a clue who be their Daddy!
Commies morphed into narcoguerillas who morphed into terrorists.
Conveniently, all 3 above groups were loosely defined to begin with.
Closing LA schools be rayciss!
Where dose kids suppozed to eat and sleep?
It has become increasingly important that we let our kids know what their parents are going through.
Disclaimer: my iPhone auto completed this sentence.
Other than the IRA? Nope, can't think of any.
Let me guess, there were a bunch of final exams scheduled for the day...
It is in fact finals week.
In fact it is not.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-lausd-threat-live-updates-ht...
"This is finals week, so it felt really unreal. It's the kind of thing that people talk about happening (or in some cases, people even wish would happen), but never actually does, except today it did. It's a strange feeling. This is a terrifying situation. I'm going to study, and wait for the results of my early action college decision to come later today. I'm frustrated that I don't know what finals to study for, the ones that were scheduled for today or tomorrow."
- Cameron Chaleff, student, Grover Cleveland High School
So honey boo boo and dancing with the stars was not enough to ruin kids future?
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I was just noticing that it looks like a lot of kids evacuating - nothing like Sandy Hook.
By (some) ZHer standards, there should be some dead bodies being pulled out for it to be a "hoax." I wonder why, in this case, it was dubbed hoax so early?
Could it be that this really was a hoax, but that Sandy Hook wasn't?
Among those of us who are conscious, yes we know it's bullshit.
Among millions of sheep out there...they believe everything the TV tells them. So yeah, they're shitting themselves.
SB Merc's.
http://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2015/12/08/440834/Craft-International-mercenaries-San-Bernardino-shooting
The Thre Murdereers!
Those mvthrfvkers are probably the same three deployed in Bawstun and Sandy Hoax.
Bingo! Aided and abetted by GOVMSM conglomerate
Succinctly put.
Don't you mean the governments have won?
(UK) Hackers trace ISIS Twitter accounts back to internet addresses linked to Department of Work and Pensions
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/hackers-trace...
Some kid thought he could get an extension on his final project I'm sure.
I think someone is just taking a page out of Die Hard with a Vengence. I'm suspecting the theft of a large amount of gold at some point in the day.
Perhaps, but my guess is this is just a bunch of bullshit, and the cops/FBI know that. They have had some high profile "ball-drops" recently, so they need to do something to make themselves look like something other than a bunch of dickless incompetents who don't do anything but waste taxpayer dollars. So, they do this, so they can say "look, we stopped an attack" even though there wasn't even going to be one. Thats my take, anyway.
We can start arming the schools which would actually stop this. But the won't since we are being conditioned to "shelter in place" more accuratly described as "cower in fear". Do as you're told peasant.
Stop, Drop, Cower in the corner. Terrorist training for teachers in Cali.
DUCK & COVER redux
No need for that. I'm sure there are more students "packing" than there are teachers in LA.
Automatic suspension from school if caught with a toy gun. LAUSD probably has metal detectors at the entrances too, to find the real guns n knives.
The days are soon, that we will respect the relatively good behaviour of those former armed gang bangers.
Word on the street is that it is a major protest for not recognizing "Dom Quinto Day" as a National Holiday.
http://www.care2.com/causes/a-salute-to-dom-quinto.html
If not for good old Dom, over half of all economic refugees from down below the border here in america would not have anything to do.
Barry is an idiot...America has a mussie press with mussie friendly immigration and border policies...
Surely Barry supporters are truly ashamed of themselves and their main man.
But then again..since liberalism is a brain disorder, I'm positive the true liberal is looking forward to Hitlery or Bernie or even the other guy nobody ever heard of
They don't get many "Snow Day" vacations in LA so they had to come up with something.
Were the calls made with a burner phone from another state?
Missouri perhaps?
Pretty easy to shut us down. Anybody remember John Malvaux and his buddy shooting people through the trunk of their car? Shut DC and I95 down for 2 weeks.
The two muslims? Yeah I remember them.
Hasbara with a name 'MasterControl'. Reverse fake, I guess.
A new aspect of hightech... everyone fools everyone...
OH Well... Another Playstation/Iphone Day...
Disneyland will be packed today!
I visited on a weekday during the school year...tolerable crowd level during the day...about 2 hours after school let out, the place was insanely packed...nearly every ride had a 1 to 2 hour wait time...we left and came back at 9PM...STILL PACKED with school kids...all the way till closing..I think it was midnight...
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Now there is a delicious target if you really wanna get your terrorist on!
Well you've given me an idea about calling in a credible bomb threat. Lines are so irritating.
Come to think of it, this could be used in many ways. It would be like buzzing sheep in an airplane.
Miffed;-)
Fish + Barrel.
Congress and $$$
https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/11/20/ghandis-terrorists/
We can take down the system without firing a shot. Way past time to show them that, and thus encourage the non-crazies who we can see hints of opposint the IsraeliNeocons driving this stuff. Doesn't require coordination, not even risk. Thanksgiving would be so vulnerable, especially if some reputable organization announces it. So get your reputatble organization to announce it, and encourage others to do their part.
Israeli-Neocons are the existential threat to the US.
You gotta love those "gun free zones".
Should change into Free Shooting Ranges
Despite policy, or whatever signs may be posted, LA Schools are not "gun free" zones.
Note how crazy shooters always pick rich white kid schools...why not an East Chicago High School?
Because the brothers would be firing back all sideways and shit.
But I was told this is my safe space! We need a law banning reality.
-Future graduate of LA Public Skools
Progressive: (stroking chin contemplatively) Hmmmm, reality DOES stand in the way of Utopia....
BAN REALITY!
fixed it, next....
These are daycare centers. Calling them "schools" implies "place of learning".
Youth indoctrination and behavioral conditioning centers. FIFY?
Maybe they are learning there ... Bingo and Backgammon .
Those skills would at least be more useful than teaching a bunch of blacks and latinos about how some great white man "sacrificed" to save the day for the USSA.
@team depends - no shit, truer words have never been spoken.
Socialist Centers Helping Oligarchs Obliterate Learning Skills?
Homeschool and protect the kids from the greater threat of the curriculum and the socialists who enforce it.
Joel Rosenburg wrote an e-book about this very thing. Teams of Islamic terrorists attacking schools across the US. He didn't go through his normal publishing system as he thought it would take too long, so it was only released as an e-book.
Worth the read.
Doesn't is seem like if they make regular "credible threats" they'll leave the US in state of perpetual fear and paralysis?
Timmy no school today. Your principal was threatened with a vibrator in the Circle K.
Fear is the last card in their deck. That's why it's getting played like no tomorrow- they have no more tomorrow.
The boy who cried "terrorist."
They leave us numb and dumb so that we will not know up, down, left, or right (from wrong that is).
So did Forstchen, the author of the book One Second After. This book is called Day Of Wrath and ISIS attacks schools and freeways effectively paralyzing America.
http://www.amazon.com/Wrath-Dies-Irae-William-Forstchen/dp/1625781547
Absolute rubbish, new user. FOAD.
Awesome read,Not so awesome is just how screwed we are if/when it happens ( aw hell who am i kidding Hit the Reset )
Been here for three days and already lined up for the guillotine.
"High Fii-iive!" (in Borat voice)
What a bunch of bullshit. Profiting on the "terror industry" is one thing, but the fake terror industry? If I could downvote you 100 times, I would.
In this day and age, that someone would choose to read a book by a former "Netanyahu advisor"...i tell ya, kids...dark days ahead.
9-11 was predicted by many people, including Tom Clancy who profited from his books. Why would a mass attack on schools be so hard to believe? AQ, ISIS,BH and others love to attack schools. BH took over 100 girls from one school alone. Your hatred of JEWS is blinding you to reality.
There's so much wrong w this it's not worth addressing.
"Your hatred of JEWS is blinding you to reality." L bean never said anything related to that. Tell you what, read The Controversy of Zion by Douglass Reed, and get back to me. Then I can catch you up from 1956 to the present, and we can talk about jews.
xoxox
Is their a Gold vault in LA? seems likw the script from Diehard
Disrupt the enemy
The enemy is "us"
Until it is "them"
Terrorists are everywhere (and so is the boogeyman).
Let's shut the entire country down!
What a bunch of BS that we live in a country like this.
This amounts to a very slick psychological operation.
Nothing slick about this.
Fact is: in parts of LA county the temperatures dipped down into the 20's this morning.
It's freezing in La-La Land and neither the residents or the school system can cope very well with these temperatures.
It is just as likely that many of the schools had problems with heat and the teachers/union/bureaucrats actually pulled the plug on classes as the facilities are either not capable of meeting legals standards for heating or it would have cost too much money.
Anyway: that's my take on this. It's too cold and the administrators cancelled classes until they could figure out what to do about heating issues and/or teachers/staff 'calling in sick' to avoid the unusually cold weather.
IMHO, all of the schools being searched for 'suspicious backpacks and packages' -as if school children don't ALL have little backpacks and lunchboxes!- are actually being checked for temperature/heating system/boiler (dis)functions...
Terrorism is now being employed as the catch-all unquestionable excuse for all sorts of bureaucratic action and/or inaction.
Bureaucrats/public servants don't/can't perform: it isn't the cost or the incompetence/retience of personnel: it's a security issue!
Suspicious backpacks with American flags on them and threatening words like Freedom and Liberty.
So..........a day off not counted against vacation time
Overtime for police, fire and of course bomb squad
Also a nice media distracton from important considerations such as whether or not The FED is going to decimate the overleveraged hedgies and banks with a miniscule .10% to .25% rate hike, associated market volatilities, etc..
Politicians don't want to talk about the fact that 'emergency rates' cannot be normalized; they DO want to talk about how 'safe they are keeping you'...so, this kind of bullshit is a just a tool in their propaganda/public opinion shaping arsenal.
All of which may be true, but to see the MSM coverage and not see the psyop value that 1) terrorists are real (barely, contrived) and, 2) they are coming for your children, kinda misses the point.
The Terror Factory creates its clients and operates as a parasite.
Threats can be called in EVERY DAY with cheap disposable cell phones or pay phones on the street.
CLAIMS that threats are being received without any evidence can be made EVERY DAY as well.
Citizens of the United States are statistically far more likely to die falling out of their own bed or off the toilet than by terrorist violence.
You really seem to work at missing the point. What you've stated is plausible and may well be true, but how is the threat of terror being used, is my point.
Sadly, I see this as entirely plausible.
A repost from another thread:
Yes. Infowars is showing its pro-Israel bias with this as they underemphasize the false flag nature of the San Bernardino attack. Check Press TV and Jim Stone for info on how the two patsies were set up, hand cuffed and murdered elsewhere, stuffed into the back of a remote controlled law enforcement SUV, and shot up again. Multiple witnesses saw 3 athleteic white guys dressed military style who did the shooting (reportedly Craft International mercs, also involved in the Boston bombing), not the two muslims who were sacrificed in order for Obama to get more support for ongoing attacks on syria and to restrict access to guns domestically. Note that the body count kept changing. I pictured DHS in there interviewing people, and if they didn't like what they heard --oops! -- the body count just grew. Note the police blinkers on the couple's SUV, the kind of SUV only issued to law enforcement. Or the script that all the media parroted that the couple used "long guns". Or how an active shooter drill was going on at the exact same time as the false flag, and that the Inland Regional Center was a location for past drills. Or how the female shooter was tweeting at the exact moment she was supposed to have been shooting. Etc. Many other tells here. Note the similarity between these fake/false flag shooting ops and Operation Gladio in Italy and Operation Phoenix in Vietnam (collaborative projects of international intel agencies) where civilians were bombed and shot repeatedly, with the blame laid on whatever political group needed to be demonized. The same will be attempted in the US, with IEDs and all sorts of things being blamed on Constitutionalist gun owners, rather than as acts of self-sabotage by the elites as they most certainly will be. At this moment I believe there is a single ongoing Op focused on gun control in the US by any means necessary.
http://82.221.129.208/ifyouareinamericayouprobablycantseethisf5.html (JimStone.Is)
http://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2015/12/08/440834/Craft-International-merce...
http://www.infowars.com/the-truth-about-the-san-bernardino-terrorist-att...
Note: I avoided political correctness by referring to the Zionists as Israelis, just as many people in the future won't cry for the death of US Constitutionalists, when the nukes go off in the worldwide effort effort to rid the US of the neoconservative menace. Both the Israelis and the Americans have lost control of their "representative" governments. It's sad that the baby will likely be thrown out with the bath water when the great flush occurs. Hopefully there will be a few independent-minded families left in remote areas like Idaho. Just keep an eye out for the "clean up" drones.
2 down votes? Always the same t accounts (one person w 2 accts? or barry and mike?) ... "the Americans have lost control of their "representative" government" ... I could care less about the israeli govt. israel needs to be shut down. the jewush apartheid state is the epicenter of the apocalypse developing in slow motion Its existence gives rise to the purpose of zionism and why "Americans have lost control of their "representative" government". If they lost control, to whom did they lose control of it to? jews, zionist jews. they are jewish racists with the idea they are the supreme race. they pit nations against each other for the sake of their agendas, while washing their hands of the matter saying lamely 'don't look at me'. In the end, if the fake racist state of mis-labeled 'israel' (the original had 12 tribes; what passes for the modern demon state is just one tribe - on paper anyway, it's all a ruse, a fake, a fraud - judah) loses its UN charter, and ceases to exists, the globalist zionist freaks wont have anything to do. Death to the racist jew state in Palestine. Long live world peace!
"Let's shut the entire country down!
What a bunch of BS that we live in a country like this."
Now even false false flags work.
There ARE credible threats to our safety, but they exist in DC, the City of London, and the Vatican, for the most part. All the other terror "players" are puppets. Dangerous, yes, but not the source of our fears.
Note: Until all the alphabet agencies come clean, I am all-in on conspiracies of the highest order.
You take the cake! A bonified idiot if there ever was one on ZH!
OK, God, thanks for chiming in.
Schools need high tech Drones
"We've schooled some kids." (into terror).
LAUSD: "We called the NSA, and they said the Islamic State was behind the phone calls. The schools will remain closed indefinitely, but the malls will remain open. It's important to not be afraid and to buy the things you need for the holiday season. Again, be just a little afraid, due to the Islamic State threat to your life, but not so scared that you don't pick up what you need for a joyous Christmas."
If they "take these threats seriously" today, what will it be like when the population is 10% Syrian Muslims that "regularly travel" to Saudi Arabia to throw rocks at a stone representing the devil?
~~~~~~~
"After the 2004 Hajj, Saudi authorities replaced the pillars with 26-metre-long (85 ft) walls for safety; many people were accidentally throwing pebbles at people on the other side."
~~~~~~~
If George Carlin did go to Hell, I'm sure he's still sporten a permagrin...
Any educator knows bomb threats come in during exams week. Geeze!
Being out of Skewel, the kids might actually learn something of value.
"Ramon Cortines, the school system’s superintendent, said the threat was against students at multiple schools." Someone threatened to out Cortines on the Los Angeles schools' PA system.
According to Graham's lawsuit, Cortines made unwanted sexual advances during a walk they took after dinner that Friday.
Later, the suit said, Cortines came nude to Graham's bedroom -- which didn't have a lock -- and tried repeatedly to engage Scot in sex. Cortines then masturbated beside Graham, who lay "frozen from fear and shock," the suit said.
Cortines repeated the same activity on Saturday night, and made additional advances on Sunday morning, according to the suit. Graham fended Cortines off, but felt trapped, helpless and fearful for his safety, the suit said.
http://www.dailynews.com/social-affairs/20120825/sex-scandal-cover-up-cl...
Hard to measure the amount of WTF to that story...this guy is superintendant over 900-plus schools and well over a half million students? No wonder California is so fucked up.
Our Israeli-Neocons are losing. If they lose, if peace arrives, they will hang.
Remember how concerned everyone was in the end-days of the USSR, when their leaders had their one last chance to roll the die? Those were people who knew they ran a Potemkim military.
US does not have a facade military, and around the world, people who have cooperated with the Israeli-Neocons will be in the dock for war-crimes. The world is not going to forgive this easily, the progress in civilization, the number of children who died because of the diversion of resources to military, ...
We have to impose peace upon our Israeli-Neocons here in the US, and that will require revolution. They double-down every time they can.
Ultimately, Germany lost the most initially from Hitler's rise, but every other country had its future very screwed up. E.g. it was the beginning of the militarism that has aflicted us, the reason for the founding of Israel, and thus the origin of the Israeli-Neocons and their insane ideology.
Our deep-state conservatives merged with Israel's crazies some years ago, and now the US will be devastated if we allow these idiot-crazies to continue in power.
Israeli-Neocons are the existential threat to the US.
indeed
Obama strikes again. He must go people when the hell will America wake up? More Gun Free Zones the target!
Yes, I remember those good ol' days when you could bring a Star Wars blaster to school! And a bomb threat was considered to be a just slightly overdone school prank to allow everybody to go home early that day! Seriously, they happened all the time and hardly made the news, when I was a kid in the 70s and 80s. The kid who did it had a "serious talking to" by the principal and the police chief and maybe even got 3 days suspension! Oh no!! Not 3 more days off from school!! Lordy . . .
Next thing you'll know, they will start kicking kids out of school for sneaking a few cigarettes in back of the gymnasium. Or, as my Brit friends say, smoking a couple fags out back. Wait, what?? That's a frickin' capital offense now too? I think everyone needs to take a chill pill, go back to sleep and wake up in the real world again.
The Terrorists Are Eating Our Children!!
I'm practicing writing headlines -- how am I doing?
Add this:
"And they have a fabulous new diet that sheds pounds like magic"
And they have one weird trick that sheds pounds like magic"
FTFY15 reasons terrorists are killing your children.
@Ingatius : Headline worked great. I'm currently cowering under desk while typing this response.
I hope you have your scissors.
And crayons! :-)
Don't quit your day job. ;)
you forgot to blame it on apple & google encrypting phones!
For that you need to read the article.
Excellent, Mr. Tyson!