This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Dow Completes 1000 Point Roundtrip

Tyler Durden's picture




 

The new normal... 1000 point swings in less than 3 trading days...

 

 

Good luck tomorrow.

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:51 | 6926472 Temporalist
Temporalist's picture

V stands for Victory!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:20 | 6926639 venturen
venturen's picture

I thought it stood for Venereal disease?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:23 | 6926658 Mr.Sono
Mr.Sono's picture

Buy the rumor sell the news? Or is it just buy the rumor and the news? Fuck it, all in in popcorn

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:30 | 6926689 stocktivity
stocktivity's picture

It's all Bullshit!!!   Every day for 7 years there is some story that says the end is near and every day these rigged casinos just climb higher.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:22 | 6926951 FreeMoney
FreeMoney's picture

You cant possibly raise the rates unless the market is green.  There must be smoke coming off the servers at Citidel...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:04 | 6926873 Kirk2NCC1701
Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Hmmm, and there I thought V stood for Vagina.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:53 | 6927070 DavidC
DavidC's picture

Nah, Viagra - market droops a bit and then gets a stiffy.

DavidC

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:51 | 6926473 Temporalist
Temporalist's picture

V stands for Victory!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:53 | 6926482 LawsofPhysics
LawsofPhysics's picture

all ya'll bought the dip right?  early weekend bitchez...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:53 | 6926483 Hitlery_4_Dictator
Hitlery_4_Dictator's picture

Well time to step away from the computer, it's obvious that this will go on for some time. I'm getting ready to be poor, I hope you all are as well.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:12 | 6926595 BiPolarFrenchman
BiPolarFrenchman's picture

Patience you must have my young padawan - yoda

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:26 | 6926671 Hitlery_4_Dictator
Hitlery_4_Dictator's picture

First of all star wars is for fags and I've been waiting for 8 years. How patient should I be?

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:09 | 6926890 astoriajoe
astoriajoe's picture

Actually that's a key portion of my 2016 gameplan. 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:53 | 6926487 GartmansTaint
GartmansTaint's picture

In honor of Yellen's Vag... Probably looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise ...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:06 | 6926564 ShorTed
ShorTed's picture

+10 for the mnemonic, +1 for the avatar.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:17 | 6926620 Consuelo
Consuelo's picture

'Tain't pussy and 'tain't asshole...

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:40 | 6927021 GartmansTaint
GartmansTaint's picture

This just in... fed members bring in violent porn star James Dean to hate fuck Yellen... it backfired, she loves it, asks to be fish hooked... details at 11

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:54 | 6926489 ChargingHandle
ChargingHandle's picture

No conviction in this market which is an obvious sign of an implosion around the corner.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:00 | 6926523 Temporalist
Temporalist's picture

There should be far more convictions I agree.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:56 | 6926502 stant
stant's picture

45 years ago stant ask grandad stant what the Great Depression was like. "Just made more people poor like us"

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:56 | 6926504 jtmo3
jtmo3's picture

Good luck tomorrow? Seriously. +200 or I'll bite my tongue. Do you really think they don't have teir ducks in a row for this day? Christ, they've only had years to get things in order. Do you really believe the market will tank on the news tomorrow...either way? Jesus, ZH has been screaming doom from the mountain top for years. Do you really think these people running this shit show are that stupid. This farce could go on for years. Who the hell's going to stop them? 

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:00 | 6926528 Catalonian Capi...
Catalonian Capitalist's picture

I will stop them with the power of love.... jaja

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:18 | 6926631 Hapte
Hapte's picture

<3

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:40 | 6926741 RonArgent
RonArgent's picture

B====D

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:00 | 6926529 Catalonian Capi...
Catalonian Capitalist's picture

I will stop them with the power of love.... jaja

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:20 | 6926638 Mr.Sono
Mr.Sono's picture

Gravity will stop them

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:22 | 6926652 Consuelo
Consuelo's picture

 

 

- Syria

- Donbass

- Spratly's

 

And while they may not 'stop them', it will run the stops on anything you perceived as 'normal'.   And no, this most certainly will not carry on for 'years'.   We're riding the cog train up hockey-stick Mountain now buddy ---

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:23 | 6926662 GernB
GernB's picture

Do you treally thnk the people who *think* they are running this "shit show" actually have ultimate control of the markets such that they can make things go on as long as they like? If so then you don't believe markets are the least bit free.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 16:42 | 6927258 Mentaliusanything
Mentaliusanything's picture

What will stop them? Reality, just like comodities is a price taker.

Green shoots was such a long, long time ago.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:57 | 6926507 Catalonian Capi...
Catalonian Capitalist's picture

:::cue Exorcist puke scene:::

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:57 | 6926508 spekulatn
spekulatn's picture

Liquidity providers rule, bitchez.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:59 | 6926518 GRDguy
GRDguy's picture

It's how the financial sociopaths lie and steal from you. They move the bullwhip's handle while you chase the tip.  That loud popping sound is money leaving your accounts.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 13:59 | 6926519 GRDguy
GRDguy's picture

It's how the financial sociopaths lie and steal from you. They move the bullwhip's handle while you chase the tip.  That loud popping sound is money leaving your accounts.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:01 | 6926540 Mr. Cynic
Mr. Cynic's picture

Because movement is money and they gotta have moar money.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:02 | 6926542 Truth Eater
Truth Eater's picture

Want to do well in this world?  Consider the stupidest thing possible for you to do- then do it.  Down is up and good is bad.  Signs of the times-temporal.  Keeping the sheep penned up means that they keep the sheep in the pen fed...  until slaughter day arrives.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:13 | 6926550 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

  The idiot traders/banksters are doing anything they can to protect themselves from the Friday options expiry.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:27 | 6926675 Bastiat
Bastiat's picture

They're not idiots, they are racketeers.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:13 | 6926596 Baby Eating Dingo22
Baby Eating Dingo22's picture

Every Fed meeting has become a buying orgy

Another 500 tomorrow on the "news"?

Statement tomorrow will stretch tightening cycle over 300 qtrs

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:57 | 6926832 Osmium
Osmium's picture

Well, if the DOW can finish up 300 today, that will put 18k within reach tomorrow.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:13 | 6926605 minitrue
minitrue's picture

Just call it the Barron's effect.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:18 | 6926629 Brooks_Orpington
Brooks_Orpington's picture

Not really a big deal.  That's about a 2% per day average move.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:21 | 6926642 Mark Mywords
Mark Mywords's picture

I'm a ZH commenter. Therefore, I blame the poor.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:27 | 6926676 RadioFlyer
RadioFlyer's picture

The Fed needs a giant event to distract from the upcoming crash.  I expect they'll whack the GOP candidates in Las Vegas.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:30 | 6926694 Greater Fool
Greater Fool's picture

All your stop are belong to us.

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:39 | 6926735 Drop out
Drop out's picture

I hope it goes way down before it goes way up for this: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/12/your-money/pushing-aside-401-k-s-for-m...

Then we will all retire very very rich! <sarcasm alert>

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:53 | 6926804 pebblewriter
pebblewriter's picture

For anyone who's interested, we're running a contest to see who can guess tomorrow's close on SPX. Closest to the pin wins a one-year membership or bull session. Entries are due by today's close at:

http://pebblewriter.com/contact-me/

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 14:53 | 6926807 Two Theives and...
Two Theives and a Liar's picture

Dump n pump...rinse and repeat...just remember...they can't print trade!! (Or gold for that matter...so stack while you can!)

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:03 | 6926869 kaboomnomic
kaboomnomic's picture

Just another days at the casino's...

Who's the LOSERS today??

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:57 | 6927088 actionjacksonbrownie
actionjacksonbrownie's picture

That's an easy one... why, gold and silver of course!

Tue, 12/15/2015 - 15:14 | 6926913 walküre
walküre's picture

Did anyboyd really start shorting this time when Santa's rally is still in the cards?

BTFD could have just as well ended being a crapshoot.

Start tightening Janet, we can all afford this. Question is, can you afford it?

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!