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Caption Contest: Kerry, Putin, Lavrov Staring Match Edition
Earlier today, in "The Humiliation Is Complete: Assad Can Stay, Kerry Concedes After Meeting With Putin," we documented John Kerry's visit to Moscow where America's top diplomat discovered there are Dunkin Donuts in Russia and also found some time to talk Syria with Vladimir Putin and Sergei Lavrov.
After what amounted to a staring contest over the fate of Bashar al-Assad, Kerry blinked as expected, and the US is now willing to concede that the Syrian President may remain in power indefinitely.
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Kerry swallows!
Looney
P.S. The last time the Quds Force commander visited Putin, Russia moved into Syria. Well…
According to the Fars News Agency, General Soleimani Visits Russia
TEHRAN (FNA)- Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) Quds Force Commander Major General Qassem Soleimani traveled to Moscow last week to meet President Vladimir Putin and high-ranking Russian commanders, unofficial sources said Wednesday.
Somepin’ big is in the works… This time in Iraq? I think? ;-)
Looney
http://en.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13940925000445
Putins' expression is priceless. He's like: "You're so full of shit Kerry....."
I love Putin's shit-eating smirk.
It just screams "got you fucking good Horse Face".
It looks much more serious judging by facial expressions than the last potential nuclear standoff over the Crimea when Kerry and Nuland showed them their testicles...
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2015...
Kabuki theater my friends...
And notice how Kerry goes to visit Russia, not the other way around. Speaks volumes because Putin doesn't need the US, but the US needs ME oil.
FU israel! Bring the Russian pipeline! American military is a dont ask dont tell and female joke. General Katlin Jenner is in charge.
Now watch in awe as Putin brings back Saddam Hussein.
Putin is just fascinated that Herman Munster is actually REAL.
Now that israel has a direct SSL tunnel into our military technology they(israel) doesn't need the real thing anymore. As long as any and all surplus goes to israel shithole everything will be fine.
FUCK these joos! Wake up America!
You pigeons crapped on the board. We must crush the pigeons!
How do you say "So this horse walks into a bar..." ...in Russian?
best caption so far goes to Krispkritter.
Putin: "Who wants to be the last diplomat to be humiliated over Syria. The last diplomat to be humiliated for a mistake!"
There's is a magnitude of contempt and loathing in Putin's stare we can't comprehend .
Putin is looking into the eyes of a shallow, botoxed Billionaire-by-marriage who, if given the chance, would reduce his beloved nation to servitude and ruble.
Obama would trade his for 18 rounds with Tiger
Putin: Look into my eyes....You're feelin sleepy. Now listen, you need to let Assad stay and put a leash on your turkey.
They're both thinking the same thing...
"Obama is merely the second most retarded clown in the US government."
Putin: "Do you need any hay or oats comrade Mr. Ed?"
Love Putin and Lavrov. Rational adults dealing with evil juvenile psychopaths.
I sleep better at night knowing Putin and Lrvrov are around because hopefully they can stop or at least deter these sick evil f**ks from starting WW3.
The USA is a paper tiger now with defective and outdated hardware. Backed by illiterate troops who do not have enough discipline to make it in the private sector. Who worship Facebook, Star Wars, fantasy football and their Trayvon ball player thugs. What a pathetic joke.
The shame of having to agree with your statements...
That’s the “did he just ask for the nearest Dunkin Donuts?” stare.
Meanwhile, Lavrov looks like he wants to beat the crap out of the Kerry for having to deal with such a joke of a loser in serious times.
Lavrov expression "debil" which means dumb ass
Lavrov: "The nerve, the boorishness contemptible, I am not believing! To bring along that Nuland .......... woman."
Lavrov" Do we really have to deal with this horse face loser and his pathetic welfare state country?"
Putin: "Nyet"
{if we could read Lavrovs thoughts..... } https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtyvlzVm7Y
It 'screams' the quiet confidence of a man in control - of himself, his nation and the support therein. It's been a long road since the raping of the early 1990's by the West, but worth the struggle. Russia is a proud nation again.
Putin: Why the long face, John?
Kerry: Because I didn't put on a fresh Depends before sitting down.
Secretary Kerry and Foreign Minister Lavrov Meet in Moscow video enghttp://thesaker.is/secretary-kerry-and-foreign-minister-lavrov-meet-in-m...
I would not want to play poker c him. He knows his "tells" and hides them well.
Yes, they will probably believe that, too. We won't embarrass you in public.
Putin is thinking: "This man is a silly boring nincompoop. The only way I can stay awake here is to amuse myself by listening to him, studying him, and attempting to discern who is the greater nincompoop..... This man? Or his boss? This won't be easy...."
Lavrov is thinking: "Vlad is still awake. He must be doing that thing again where he is trying to figure out if Kerry is more stupid than his boss."
Kerry is not thinking anything of importance, is incapable of it.
Kerry is thinking of his beloved Serotta.
Just threw you a bone, 4200.
Putin: My little finger could make this clown cry...from across the table. Why oh why do I allow myself to submit to these westerners?
Lavrov: What is comrade Vlad waiting for? he could drop this clown with his little finger...from across the table! Note to secretary (my real secretary who keeps my appt. book); never schedule again meeting for westerner little shot.
Paging Mr. B. Alatovkrap.
Lavrov: Whatcha wanna do with him?
Putin: He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?
Lavrov: That's the truth.
Putin: [to Kerry] You're gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray good.
After all Syria was "just there" sort of like the Cahulawassee River...
Not how devout Christian's think.
And you speak for all devout Christians? Like Saudi Arabia speaks for all devout Muslims?
Do you doubt the devotion of Christians in Appalachia?
Or are you one of the Puti fags who can't come out of the closet and simultaneously can't stand jokes about Dear Leader Puti when one of the several levels of the joke insinuates that he is as queer as you?
Lighten up, Francis.
I'm telling you Kerry she's (Nuland) a fucking dog.
Putin: 'If you don't back off Kerry I will expose the whole agenda to the world'
http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/12/is-russian-president-vladimir-putin-a-reptilian-kgb-time-traveler-video-2472970.html
"Checkmate!"
Just Gona throw this out there. When Obama went to the pentagon I saw that as a Hirohito goes to see Mcarthur moment. A real president would have had that press confrence in the Oval Office and those generals would have been ordered. By a commander n chief. Any thoughts?
Vladimir: I get the throat.
Sergei: I will gladly rip out his heart then, comrade.
Kerry: You guys look hungry...
Of course the US blinked. Assad is a very good money maker for the US, Jew owned war factories.
It is hard to make a winning argument when you do not hold the moral high ground.
Hahaha nice try John, you were trying to Kohn the world, but we're on to joo!
The smell in the room from Kerry shitting his pants has gotta be overwhelming
That's complete horseshit and you know it...
You're rolling tonight, buddy. I'll have whatever your having b/c this Sobieski isn't doing it's job. Might need the brown goods....
Bashar is his name?
I thought it was Al.
So tell be about this Bashar fellow...
yes, you are our bitch now!
Kerry is Waaaaaayyyyyyy Out of his league. What a 3-D Loser...
Putin to the "Winter Soldier from '71"
Gut busting laughter breaks out from Lavrov then Putin... Here is something you are capable of handling!
You need a break "horse face". We found your favorite donut shop. Here are the "coordinates"...
Putin looks like he almost feels sorry for the pathetic bastard, twinged with some disgust and awe.
Lavrov fooking hates pathetic.
it is only a matter of time before putin exposes a large mossad op in russia. nutandyahoo is still soiling himself. long depends. i wonder what a one way ticket to jfk from ben gurion costs now?
Lavrov looks ready to pull his head off. Hahahaha
"Hey Kerry why the long face?"
what's for breakfast?
i want that extra flavoring.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1q3IDjBaI
Haha yeah right!
First off-I bet john kerry kohn heinz is related to putiput.
Second-You give too much credit to putiput being some tough guy russian pimp. He was a lawyer in kgb and works for the jew rothchilds BIS and
IMF. Look it up.
Thirdly-Putiput is a wimpy simp. He probably jerks off at gay cop porn. He cried at some memorial for fallen russian cops. Russian cops are dirty as anywhere else.
Fourthly, the looks you guys think he is giving kerry are not harsh as you wish them to be. They have a script they go buy and follow it religiously. Puti put and him and his russian sidekick will propably be butt plugging each other later tonight.
All putin worshippers are closet homosexuals. Wish you only saw what sane people see of you people. Just come out of the closet, will yah?
Putin worships jew femm Lagarde
http://youtu.be/uf3bwEF1UTE
Potatos all in?
Here you no rhyme or reason about fags remembered. Why? Yes, because you're a latent homosexual like most of Russophobic trolls. Or something you the homo-topic pulls?
larinov: john, you fucking ate my sandwich didn't you .... i even labled that chit 'larinov's roast beef'
Putin and the Russians know that Kerry and the skinny negro are candy asses. And so they just jerk them off at will. Funny but sad.
Lavrov: I missed Siberian housewives for this...
Putin: what a pussy, just like his Obama boy toy
Kerry: if you add a little extra oil to the flour...
As usual, the defence sector wins.
It's for the children.
Lavrov: What's that I smell?
Putin: The pantload just filled his shorts
Kerry: Mommy, I don't want to play with Bibi no more he's mean
Be a good lapdog and run back to the Kenyan. Ask him how he likes his turkey.
A great photo. Lavrov looks furious, but Putin just looks bemused.
Lavrov: "Hey Vlad, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Vlad: "Yep. Lunch."
Putin: Who is this Reggie?
"Make my day Kerry"
Kerry is probably lecturing them on climate change
I'm glad he didn't pay for that haircut.
It must be chilly in there, the hair on the back of his neck is standing up.
Lavrov thinking, "This is the BEST they have to offer? You gotta be fuckan kidding me?".
We could have saved a lot of time you piece of shit.
THIS is American exceptionalism?
Sergei: "You're right Vladimir, he does look like a horse."
"I have three thousand four hundred and fitfty four silver stars for valor in combat and a purple heart because I got a sliver."
Damn that is a rug cant even see his scalp.
Lavrov to Kerry: "you lying slimeball"
Putin to Kerry: "how does it feel to be outsmarted, you slimeball?"
Not to difficult for them to out smart a guy that would marry that thing.
"See Lavrov my friend. It is the Wilbur reincarnated. Though this one is hard to tell which end of the horse talks. Still she look like prom queen compared to one before!"
Damn right Lav, he got those 3 purple hearts from stickin Heinz bottles up his ass.
In presence of Vlad even Kerry's finger is trembling
http://www.javanews.al/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kerry-putin.png
and pain
http://static.kremlin.ru/media/events/photos/big/6wYrsA416c8ALozrrNGzggQpcjI9HGkl.jpg
Judo boy doent look to worried where that fingers been.
and
What would daddy do?
Kerry on cell phone to the White House:
"BamBam its KerKer, Lavy and PuPu are making fun of us again. Bibi said Assad must go, What do I do? They won't stop"
Putin:
If this guy says ISIS is the enemy one more time, Lavrov you strangle him, I'm pressing the button.
I actually was for the war in Syria, before I was against it.
Putin: I don't mind you knocking a few pieces over, but f you shit on the board like Obama, it's game over.
Mr. Ed gets schooled.
Dunkin Dipshits<> Horsehead Kerry
One feels sorry for old tired messenger.The other wants to make horse meat out of him.
Horses dont eat meat...lol
It would be interesting to see a photo from the other side of the table.
The look on Kerry's mug would likely be priceless!
gruesome (Lurch) better than grotesque (Killary)?
Try this:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/16/09/2F63723800000578-3361456-Fr...
Ok, you guys take the next 15 years blowing shit up and we'll talk shit until the next generation is programmed to die for the great leader.
Kerry is a good communist.......He always obeys his superiors.......
Kerry: "Well, if you must know, he's playing golf."
peter the great would be proud of you vlad, but don't trust the motherfucker.
Lavrov thinking to himself: "His head is gonna blow off any second."
Putin thinking to Lavrov: "Yes, keep concentrating Sergei. See the eyes bulging? This is very funny."
Putin: Actually, I prefer Hunts ketchup... asshole.
Love to see all the headchoppers from Saudi Arabia along with the rest of their Sunni gang invade Iraq and get quickly vaporized.
Putin: So Secretary Kerri ... you survived that bike accident. Lavrov, remind me to have discussion with FSB.
"Let's give him some sugar cubes"
So, Kerry von Ribbentrop has paid a visit to Moscow.
I think the chances of Putin and Lavrov trusting the wine salesman, I mean ketchup salesman, I guess, are a solid zero.
The Russians know "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" when they see it.
Now that Russian word "checkmate", what does that mean?
Putin: 'Say "what" again! SAY "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!'
OMG - I can actually read Putin's mind while he's sitting there staring at Kerry. He's thinking - "holy fuck what an asshole". I'm pretty good, don't ya think?!?
'Top secret' satellite imagery showing Russian hardware placement, readiness and potential, kinda/sorta has a way of bringing a dose of reality to an otherwise one-sided affair. Did the Brzezinski/PNAC/Wolfowitz club think that Putin has been doing nothing but horseback riding the past 15-odd years...?
Kerry to Putin: Hey Vladimir, it was a long trip here. Where can I find the best hookers and vodka in Moscow.
It was bad enough dealing with a pigeon.
Now they send this thing.
If you like your doughnuts you can keep your doughnuts.
Putin: I'm glad you brought Ms. Nuland after all.
Lavrov: Why your special ops still in Ukraine?
Kerry (talking under the table): OK, Victoria, it's Lavrov's turn now.
And now this: IMF recognizes Ukraine’s contested $3bn debt to Russia as sovereign
So I read, the world is coming to an end when Ukraine will be forced to pay their debts.
PUTIN: It's our neighbourhood, Mr. Kerry, not yours.
LAVROV: And you can now do with Venezuela what you like, because that's your neighbourhood and for us they weren't good value anyway.
Putin : "What 1979 movie, starring Sigourney Weaver, made pop culture history?"
Kerry : "Ooooh oooh I know this one.... The Empire Strikes Back!"
Lavrov : "Wrong! It was Alien! You lose Syria... Next question for Eastern Europe..."
Putin: "Squeeze them a little harder, Sergei"
Relax Sergei. When a man sits down to discuss the fate of the world with us and refuses to remove his prosthetic chin and splutter ball then be careful what assumptions you reach concerning the word coming from his mouth slit.
PUTIN:
Russia has proof of US involvement in Turkey's shooting down their plane. Putin called Kerry and Nuland (aka Noodleman) to read them the riot act possibly saving the world from WWIII. Everywhere Nuland goes, death, destruction and rubblization follows. She and her neocon puppet masters may have FINALLY bitten off more than they can chew. History will record Putin as the neocon vampire killer.
Putin is almost looking humored and Lavrov looks like he would like to kill Kerry. I am guessing they are asking Kerry to admit he is a loser. "OK John, just admit it, 'your a loser', just say it so we can all hear it and we won't hurt mess up your hair."
Mr. Foreign Secretary, I never said that your President uses a booster seat.
This is so funny, I think I tinkled in my depends.
Putin: Now, Mr. Kerry, either you do as I say or I set Sergei here onto you!
Lavrov: Grrrr!!!
Which Sergei? Lavrov or Shoigu?
"Two coffees, no sugar please, John. It's not far.
Little John: After 3 days we all finally agree then, 1 x Pepperoni, 1 x Ham & Pinapple and 1 x Kosher.
All the world on the verge of the thrid world war because of
the greater Israel project,
Israeli piplines,
Jew terrorism, banking, finances, master race (I mean choosen people)........................... sickening
Vlad is very entertained, holding back the chuckles as best he can as he watches Lavrov weave his mental magic, concentrating on Kerry's throat, closing it ever tighter. Several times in this very situation Putin has lost it, bursting out in raucous laughter knowing that anybody caught in Sergei's gaze is fucked. Royally fucked.
Putin is thinking, "Alina has bigger balls than you."
Lavrov managed to find a way to type with 10 fingers on his mobile.
Priceless picture btw. But really, either of them would have been enough. A bit of an overkill but I guess they both wanted to have a go and a good laugh afterwards. Nuland was there as well of course but she was busy fucking the EU.
<-- Americans are no friends of anybody
When they pretend to have friendly hug,
know that they would stab you in back
then rob you & leave you to bleed to death
----------
Btw the expression on the face of Lavrov expresses the above sentiment
which is true
Oh,come now! the Americans are the good guys, they keep telling us, of course they can be trusted to be honest and act with integrity.
The stories are buried deep but what is being done to the world was done to America, only not reported.
This is a PDF of a nuclear explosion. During anniversary date of this event, the remnants were left in an old warehouse to rust and be stolen. The scientists in a shiny black car were waiting at the end of the peer and were on the scene for data collection. They arrived before the explosion. This war against Christian Soldiers internally leaves a generation shell shocked, battered and like most who go through brushes with death on a sustained level, they meet an early grave if the get out alive.
On the Indianapolis, the last minute change in who would man the ship is also worthy of nothing. The Titanic is another example of good men going down and evil men thriving to live longer and in better health than all the rest.
Covert war is not hard to see when the 20 Trillion dollars present debt and 200 plus Trillion dollars of upcoming debt is on the books. The ones in control can be found at the end of the money trail. Dead politicians on time lines are many. Ruined and dead scientists, journalists, academics, scholars, authors.
Anyway you look at it, it's a goddam coup. No patriot in their right mind would bankrupt their nation to expand another nation's border, a nation which already requires subsidies from several nations but the most by far is given by USA. There is a gun pointed at the heads of any politician who dares to stand up and say the truth. 911 and every other false flag, explosion, economic disaster and a few natural disasters can be traced back to the same dubious ally, Israel.
http://www.greghallett.com/pdf/Gifting%20the%20UN%20to%20Stalin,%20Web,%...
Working stealthily and secretly, through stolen money utlized as bribe and extortion, Zionist globalists have infiltrated all of our countries' governments, locally all of the way up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E Budd Dwyer's last speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT8lW73jexU (graphic)
"Is that oatmeal on your head comrade Kerry?"
kerry: the bankrupt states of america will impose our flailing failing forein policy on terroists and all who support this axis of evils
lavrov: i'll scratch you off my balls with my motherfucking paws bitch ass flea
putin: does this horse face monkeys ass realize we are on the vergo of dominating energy supply to europe and deposing the dollar.... i think not- and that is fucking triple distilled hilarity
USSA's Kerry obliterated in a pic. Wow
Why fascist americans look so small next to russians. Why?
Lavrov is thinking, "This fucking idiot has made my life hell for the past 3 years and he has the fucking audacity to take a Dunkin Donut intstead of one of my wife's homecooked blinys (crepe) and caviar. Eta svnie."
Lavrov to Putin: "What the FUCK Kerry talk about??"
Putin to Lavrov: "He said I'm IMMORTAL!!"
Kerry to Putin: "Dude Putin, here i have the PROOF that you're IMMORTALL!!"
http://www.disclose.tv/news/vladimir_putin_immortal_photos_of_russian_pr...
Lavrov & Putin: "WHAT THE ...!? !? !?"
So did they agree to Bibi keeping the Golan Heights for the Zionist settlers?
Zionist gas refineries, you mean.
It took how many seconds for the Iranians to humiliate you and end run your deal?
We will not be as merciful with Ukraine and Syria. We plan to drag the process out and make you suffer.
Kerry: "Mr. Lavrov, if you could just take your finger off that ejector-seat button...Kind of hard to concentrate, you know?"
Mr. Lavrov: "Okay. Vee give you Option B: go dress in zat bunny suit & come right back."
http://www.truckerphoto.com/Kerry%20Bunny%20Suit.jpg
JK - " Double or nothing? Two out of three ? Anything?
Upon learning Labrov's direct lineage, Kerry promises never to mispronounce Ghengis Kahn's name ever again.
"One more thing, Johnny. We never bought that bogus CIA cap story of yours for one second."
This isn't a caption. Kerry is literally bowing down to Labrov's withering disdain. Meanwhile, Putin has clearly sized up the situation.
Sorry I'm late.
Here is my entry.
http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag118/iabditn/Office%20Space%20Kerry...
haha! Good one
Kerry, "ok, so your political system and low tech weapons mean you can kick ass and control your colonies better than we can... that doesn't make you better than us"
Putin " I will get Lav-rov to release our latest chemical weapon and fart in your general direction if you interfere again"
"OK, OK, sorry. It's just...sorry, sorry, OK we're ready." "We promise." "Go."
Putin: "Isn't your name Kohn?"
Kerry: "Errr, wait, what?"