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Pre-Fed Caption Contest: The Three Stooges

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Is Janet about to greatly disappoint Larry, Curly, and Moe...?

 

 

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Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:48 | 6931506 WillyWonka
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Great picture right before "Ready...Aim...Fire!"

 

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:49 | 6931518 Looney
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The Three Hemorrhoids  ;-)

Looney

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:56 | 6931562 Truther
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Suddenly. They look grumpy and from another planet.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:58 | 6931573 EnglishMajor
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Who farted?

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:59 | 6931578 NidStyles
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So has Timothy paid his taxes yet?

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:06 | 6931752 turtle
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Can any of you three please explain why zionists are so prevalent in the American establishment?

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:59 | 6931579 J S Bach
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Cue the pie thrower.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 16:06 | 6931704 giggler321
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Left to right:

Wonder what's for tea?
Dam it, they'll know I'm a fraud - no more paid dinners and over priced talks

It was his fault, then him over there.  The retreats made, think I'll head that way now, ta, ta

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:25 | 6932118 Mentaliusanything
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Please Excusy but the image caption must read

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:54 | 6931546 ptoemmes
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Excuse me, I believe the Fed does: Ready, fire, aim and probably just forgets the aim part.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:58 | 6931567 SWRichmond
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Holy

Fucking

Shit

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:57 | 6931559 McMolotov
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Paulson is like, "Dear God, why did I eat at Taco Bell?!?"

The Bernank is like, "I thought this suit was cool when I bought it, but now I look like a doorman. Sad panda."

Timmah is like, "WTF, I could be at home playing Call of Duty right now."

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:48 | 6931507 NEOSERF
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What if...just if they don't raise the rate.  Boy that would send a message about how rosy everything is...

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:48 | 6931508 Jlasoon
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The boys who brought you the $1500 a month backyard tent RENT!

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 15:00 | 6931583 Truther
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Moe is looking mighty tall and looking up saying:"What the fuck am I doing with these bozos? I deserve the clown title."

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:53 | 6931509 T.Gracchus
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Why are they all a funny greenish-yellow colour- like they have jaundice? Is it god's punishment?

Why do God's chosen ones always look like the corpses in a Heironymus Bosch painting. It makes me feel like maybe they are not of this earth?

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:59 | 6931577 optimator
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2000 years of only fingers getting exercise on abacus, calculator, holding phone, etc

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:48 | 6931510 Bay of Pigs
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Smash their heads together Moe!

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:50 | 6931521 Cangaroo.TNT
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Paulson: This is how I stand in front of a urinal.

Bernanke:  This is how I stand in front of a urinal.

Geitner: I sit when I pee.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:50 | 6931524 45North1
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Beano Dudes, Beano.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:51 | 6931527 surf0766
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I wonder if it was leaked.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:51 | 6931528 Bill of Rights
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Cheek - Sphincter - Cheek

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:51 | 6931529 RiverDrifter
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Checking for balls....checking for balls.....I have no balls.....

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:51 | 6931533 Zero-Hegemon
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"Hey, you taxpayer... wake up and go to sleep!"

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:52 | 6931534 ---------
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looks like taken from a comedy-film...  well it is comedy

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:52 | 6931535 nakki
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She'd be the Joe Besser of the stooges, no doubt about it. "Now stopppppp!

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:53 | 6931537 ptoemmes
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Peek-a-boo, where's Janet?  I don't see her.  Come out, come out, wherever you are...

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:53 | 6931541 Zero-Hegemon
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She was under the desk the whole time, only let her out because the music is about to stop

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:54 | 6931538 Zero-Hegemon
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Perfect, just add blindfolds and cigarettes, and call the firing squad

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:53 | 6931539 Yttrium Gold Ni...
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Moment of silence for the global economy.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:53 | 6931540 Lady Jessica
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Perfect fart joke tableau.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:53 | 6931542 venturen
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The horse men of the apocalypse 

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:55 | 6931549 OldPhart
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Announcing the morticians for the death of the dollar.

 

BTW, anyone else watching gold/silver?  Check out the volatility!

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:54 | 6931551 I-am-not-one-of-them
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they don't make me laugh

hurt others instead of themselves

more like the 3 amigos

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:55 | 6931553 SharkBit
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  los tres terroristas
Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:55 | 6931554 GartmansTaint
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I can't look at Janet diddling herself with that cucumber...

She's fingering her ass too!

Who's that teenaged boy over there?

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:56 | 6931561 wmbz
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If Jack screrws up and pisses the boyz off she'll have to break out her knee pads in a hurry!

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:58 | 6931568 Thisisbullishright
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As "markets" soar in the minutes leading up to the FED's decision....

What a bunch of dogshit!

 

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:58 | 6931569 irie1029
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Bud..... Wize..... Er.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:58 | 6931572 replaceme
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World's Worst Dating Game contestant line up.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:59 | 6931576 Bill of Rights
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Love t see the Gold shorts jumping from the roof tops....What I can dream a little.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 14:59 | 6931580 RichardENixon
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This is so insulting to The Three Stooges, may they RIP

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:09 | 6932032 tenpanhandle
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Indeed, these are the 3 splooges.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 15:00 | 6931584 Michigander
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See Evil...Hear Evil...Speak Evil...

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:09 | 6932036 tenpanhandle
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Are evil.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 15:00 | 6931585 gregga777
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3 Evil Cocksucking Morons.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 15:57 | 6931606 stormsailor
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douche bag, douche nozzle, and douche hose

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 16:18 | 6931736 Albertarocks
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Paulson: "God damn it... 'everybody' is gonna smell that one."

Bernanke "What the fuck am I doing here?"

Geithner: "God I'd love to suck on those melons." [note hands in pockets, tickling little weiner]

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 16:19 | 6931789 tarabel
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Number Three!  Number Three!!!

That's the man that did it. The one on the right. I'm sure as sure can be.

 

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 16:21 | 6931804 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Is synchronized farting even an Olympic Sport?

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 16:23 | 6931813 iClaudius
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Geitner: Have your balls dropped yet? Mine haven't!

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 16:24 | 6931816 Goldbugger
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I'M TRYING TO THINK BUT NOTHIN HAPPENS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlejsgxOxrU

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 16:28 | 6931835 Boing_Snap
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Franken, Blanken, and Nod

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 16:29 | 6931841 Peltast
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When we finally bankrupt the West we can run to Tel Aviv and stay there for therest of our lives.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:04 | 6932011 eatthebanksters
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The one on the left was an unwilling participant to a massive criminal endeavor and should have his assets taken away. The one in the middle was an active participant/criminal in the coverup of a massive criminal eandeavor and should have his assets taken away and spend the rest of his life as an inmates bitch in general population at some disgusting prison.  The guy on the right is a crook and should be give be lined up against a wall at the NYSE and shot after he gives up all his criminal buddies on Wall Street.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:33 | 6932152 Grandad Grumps
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Geithner has a hair piece, right?

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:42 | 6932179 Peter Pan
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Dumb dumber dumbest.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:43 | 6932186 Peter Pan
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Three fucks passing the buck

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:45 | 6932196 Peter Pan
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Now please bend over gentlemen

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:46 | 6932202 Peter Pan
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Meritocracy R.I.P.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 17:47 | 6932205 Peter Pan
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The Great Paradox.....The most wanted and unwanted men in America

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 18:02 | 6932275 emorybored
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Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Evil...

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 18:19 | 6932345 4thHorseman
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Can anyone say what else these criminals have in common that cannot be publicly stated without loss of your job?

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 19:41 | 6932695 chilller
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Put these 3 oafs on a helicopter at 500 feet.

Ask Larry to confess...when he doesn't...push him out the door.

Ask Curly to confess...when he doesn't...push him out the door.

By this time Mo will be clucking like a chicken with a stuck egg inside....then push him out the door.

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 21:57 | 6933353 thebigunit
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PAULSON:  (It wasn't me.)

BERNANKE: (Ooops.  That fart HAD to come out.)

GEITNER: (You gross pig! PUT A CORK IN YOUR ASS!)

Wed, 12/16/2015 - 23:09 | 6933613 are we there yet
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Noney-ahz-a twa

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 00:48 | 6933846 onmail1
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Let us eat, drink & make merry today(QE)

For tomorrow we die

 

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