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Putin 'Endorses' "Absolute Leader" Trump As Colorful, Talented Guy

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Following his annual press conference in Moscow, Russian President Vladimir Putin gave a qualified endorsement of Donald Trump’s candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination on Thursday, saying he hoped Trump’s election could improve Moscow’s relations with the United States...

“He’s a really brilliant and talented person, without any doubt. It’s not our job to judge his qualities, that’s a job for American voters, but he’s the absolute leader in the presidential race,” Putin said after his annual press conference in Moscow, according to the Interfax news wire.

 

“He says he wants to move on to a new, more substantial relationship, a deeper relationship with Russia, how can we not welcome that? Of course we welcome that,” Putin added.

At a Republican debate in September, as Buzzfeed reports, Trump said his victory would ensure an end to Russia’s frosty rapport with the U.S. under President Barack Obama.

“I would talk to him, I would get along with him,” he said. “I believe - and I may be wrong, in which case I’d probably have to take a different path - but I would get along with a lot of the world leaders that this country is not getting along with.”

“He does not like Obama at all. He doesn't respect Obama at all. And I’m sure that Obama doesn’t like him very much,” Trump said of Putin in October. “But I think that I would probably get along with him very well. And I don’t think you’d be having the kind of problems that you're having right now.”

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Chess, Checkers, or Shoots-and-Ladders?

 

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Thu, 12/17/2015 - 13:29 | 6935690 Jimmy Twinkle
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Weve had Brangelina how about Vladonny.

No seriously though I keep think this is all a fucking trap and that all politicians are part of the jooish plan to fuck the goys. Whilst Putin;s credentials demonstrate a willingness to dispense with any and all fucks when someone threatens to nuke him, he has also demonstrated the rare ability in our world leaders to actually give a fuck or two or ten, to avoid that scenario not just on his arse but they rest of us the bunch of ungrateful shits we happen to be.

Donny on the other hand is too good to be true. While attempts of kill Putin would probably be dispelled fairly easily Donny is still out there kicking up shit and with no grassy knolls in sight.

So Im gonna go with Putin for Prez and Donny for vice (excuse the pun, Joe) - prez. 

That way Putin can sort this shit out and Donny is given the option of licking the necks of visiting dignitaries children at photo-ops in the Rose Garden to begin with, Im sure he'd politely refuse that perk of high American poltical office and kind of define a more meaningful role henceforth from there.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 15:23 | 6936204 GhostOfDiogenes
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Looks like someone on here is waking up.

The only problem you have, grasshopper, is in your thinking that it is hard to kill.....anyone.

In the art of war we learn that anyone can kill anyone.

No defenseive force can stop several people with the intent to kill someone, especially in our soft modern global-wired kosher nostra controlled folly of the universe we have going.

The process of death is painless to the spirit. Animals live many lives over and over. Makes them smarter than us stupid bipeds.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 13:55 | 6935803 godiva chocolate
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I have no desire to see Young American Men drafted and sent to war to fight and die to keep the American elites wealthy and in power.  If Trump wants to make deals with foreign countries and treat them with respect while looking out for the US and protecting its citizens instead of the catering to corruption of the elite, who send them off to war, or allow them to die at the hands of terrorists on US soil  -- he's got my vote.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 18:32 | 6941023 mkhs
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But we can still draft females, transgenders, and homosexuals?

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 15:08 | 6936134 More Ammo
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A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?' Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with a big chest.' The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with a big chest? Why kill her?' Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 17:27 | 6936923 PoasterToaster
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Given that every other candidate has pledged to escalate the ongoing war, including Hillary Clinton, why is this joke told about Trump?

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 15:35 | 6936275 Guentzburgh
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Trump is the greatest hope the US has of regaining worldwide self respect and regaining control of their own country.

The version of brutal fascism called Political correctness is demolishing the US, destroying families and communities across America

 

Putin, like Trump gave his nation self respect pity he lacks so severely in other areas.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 17:26 | 6936915 PoasterToaster
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Putin threw out a bunch of foriegner scumbags who had seized power in Russia.  If Trump were to do the same, he would be one of the greatest presidents in history.

Down with the Neo Cons.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 15:39 | 6936300 Bear
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The Bear supports Trump, but no one cares.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 15:39 | 6936301 CocoJamboo
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By Absolute did he mean not bought and paid for.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 15:43 | 6936323 roadhazard
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ZH'ers wouldn't know who to love more.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6936415 Raul44
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Putin. Still.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 16:13 | 6936502 BigRedRider
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Even ole Vlad knows that by endorsing the Trumpster people will flock from him to Shillary Clintoon. Apparently ole Vlad would rather deal with bribes-allowed Hillary than Trump. If only Obama was as transparent as the Vladster.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 18:56 | 6937259 CocoJamboo
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You might be on to something. Clinton / Russia uranium deal.

We all wish we knew what was going on.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 16:42 | 6936675 Blood Spattered...
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It's sad so many of you regard Trump as being an "outsider".  Hillary was in the front row of Trump's last wedding.  Get a fucking clue.  

He represents status quo just like Hillary, Cruz, Sanders or any of the other sock puppets.  He just dispenses with the passive aggressive mentality, and says what all the other puppets believe, but are too scared to admit.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 18:39 | 6941048 mkhs
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You are right.  How easily the masses are deluded.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 17:25 | 6936906 PoasterToaster
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Would Trump be an obstacle for the Neo Cons?  Right now the only issue is removing unelected Neo Cons from power.

Neo Con traitors should not have any power whatsoever in the United States.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 21:13 | 6937791 Faeriedust
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Yes.  One of the main points in his favor.  He's such an egotist, that those Deep State "experts" couldn't bully him or bullshit him into believing them.  He has no need for Jewish money.  He knows better than to embrace either Arabs or Israelis without checking for knives.  And as an American real-estate broker,  his fundamental interests are in America, not Eastern Europe and the Middle East.

He's got a lot of negatives.  But I honestly think he's the closest to a genuinely independent POTUS we could get.  He's just not going to believe other people's bullcrap.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 18:04 | 6937068 pebblewriter
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How dare Putin interfere with our internal politics.  We would never do anything...  

...never mind.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 18:06 | 6937078 RaceToTheBottom
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Do people here still believe it matters which talking head becomes president?

WOW.

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 18:57 | 6937266 Northern Flicker
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Yes

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 18:59 | 6937279 CocoJamboo
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If you follow world politics you have to consider the fact Machiavelli is alive and well and probably on another level.
For those who dont know - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IGBKu6qM7Y

Thu, 12/17/2015 - 23:02 | 6938072 KashNCarry
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It's a bro love fest! Twin sons of different mothers...

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 01:37 | 6938270 Mentalic
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Contrast that with the comment about Trump from the "dopey prince" !

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 18:41 | 6941053 mkhs
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Shoots and ladders? Freudian slip, wishful thinking, or mkultra trigger?

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