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Why did he have his red rocket out?
My daddy told me to never trip and fall with a boner. Basic stuff.
I hate when that happens.
He took the plunge!
I'm going to try that excuse on my wife......gee honey, I fell down, and went balls deep in your ass. So sorry!!! Might be a better way than asking to just "put the tip in".
Remember to look shocked! when she turns around to see what the hell...
this could actually be true... assuming he's hung like a housecat.
You really can't make this BS up. Saudi "Royals" are really one of the top enemies of we the people.
Well, Justice Ruth Biddy Ginsberg says we should look to foreign law for guidance, so it’s probably a good time for us slightly older, but virile types to be suffering an epidemic of falling down on teens.
Ginsburg Shares Views on Influence of Foreign Law on Her Court ...
You would think she would look to previous Supreme Court decisions, the Constitution, the papers written by the Authors of the Constitution about the Constitution for guidance. She took an Oath right? How does one sue them for breach of it? Put a claim against the Bond that is in place for that Oath?
It couldn't be clearer that we have lost our country.
Didn't these guys pay for Obamas education and Harvard Law Review gig?
Don't worry feminists, we're still working to eradicate "Rape Culture" in the USA. Just ignore the blatant rape culture in the middle east and continue to believe you live in a culture of male oppression.
Hey, we've all done it.
read the whole story in the link
"Mr Davies said: 'You're 45 and you know there was a you knew there was a young girl sleeping in your living room and it was okay for you to walk in there with your penis sticking out of the top of your pants?"
"Mr Bartfeld put to her: 'If you think your friend is dead you can't really aggravate the situation - she's not going to be more dead than you thought she was before.'"
"The jury cleared Mr Abdulaziz of one count of rape after half an hour of deliberations. "
Happened to me 4 times last week with my Mistress. Can someone help me convince my wife please?
It was two whores. He just finished putting it to one of them and said he tripped and leaked some jizz on the second one. He's full of shit, but seriously they're whores, who gives a shit.
London has made a lot of cash looking after Saudi perverts.
Serving up their white women... or now trafficed white women or boys has always a big attraction for the arabs.
Hey give the man a break. He could've just been on acid and had a bad trip, man. Or he was just being the typical Royal pain in the ass that day.
Does this mean future rape cases could be dropped using a similar argument????
Well, shucks, that can work both ways.
Hopefully, her dad trips and falls carrying a meat cleaver that solves his -
" Skirts up, pants down, pecker out, CHARGE !! "
- attitude, once and for fucking all.
Hell, I'll do the tripping for him, and try to avoid disaster by smashing it flat rather than chopping it off. That way, the infection kills him off slowly, rather than a clean cut making it easy for him to pee afterwards.
Yeah, when it comes to women, their dignity, their choice to be with someone or not, and their reputations, I am a nasty, vindictive kinda guy, just like I would be if this piece of shit touched my daughter.
I will pray to Allah that this gets taken care of, even though I am an old white non religious kinda guy.
but ya see, it's "believable" cuz the musloids are "tripping" into the backsides of sheep all the time. wink wink...nudge nudge
Another dual citizen that has no business in any decision making capacity, or involved in anything that might require a security clearance.
Saudis are the enemy of mankind. Every such Saudi royal should be apprehended on entering the US and summarily shot.
Everything is permissible with Saudi Royalty, they gave the Obama family 1.2 million dollars in personal gifts in 2014, and Obama sure as he'll doesn't want to miss out on those gifts just for an accidental penetration!
Give that wretched female 6 years for being in the way, attempting entrapment and fornication out of wedlock!
I am surprised that she noticed then. Did he have to produce the evidence (or lack thereof) in court?
Obviously a victim of the oil glut. With nowhere to store all that crude, slippery patches abound.
"Oops, I fell over. Oops, I fell over again."
- Austin Powers
BMUScotty,
If you've such a desire to engage your rod into your spouse's rectum, do you think you've:
It was a joke, I've never even asked to insert the tip. Thats something thats in the ZH urban dictionary......its not just a saying related to anal sex. I was using sarcasm to point out that it wouldn't work out to well if I used the "I fell and ended up in your ass" excuse with my wife. Anymore than this idiot should have been able to use it as an excuse in court. You've been here for a year and a half, you should have that nailed down by now.
The first rule of fight club is never to use sarcasm here.
Guaranteed within minutes some bone-headed, god-bothering, sucked in by isreals religion so USA spends its billions on the shithole, prepper will soon be taking it literally.
A joke is a funny way of telling the truth.
Even satire exposes truth.
If you're joking about butt-slamming your Missus, you're half-way there... Bada Bing!!
People are going to laugh/joke "with" your line, or laugh/joke "at" your line...
I chuckled too when I read it; but don't get "why" some guys do such things when they have a Woman to Mate with. The only way I picture "Ballz Deep" in my mind involves various positions of "LoinLock" with the "Significant Woman" in my Life.
We all can tell that most Pr0n Vid scenes have that "section in the session", where the "Actors" are going through the Motions, probably heard from some guy/closet gay fella who'd boast about a A-T-M Act(I came across that term while watching a Boondocks Episode - had to look it up) with a Dame. I knew of one guy who did that in mixed company. It was funny to see him try to pick up any takers among the Ladies in the Crowd, since half were in some sort of fear/shock/embarrassment.
I'm just an Old-fashioned, Traditional, Family-Friendly, Independent Conservative who happens to be a confident Heterosexual as well.
I'll be here all week, ZHers. Don't forget to Tip your Server...
I want to see an investigative experiment.
If he falls a hundred times and once gets exactly his penis in someone else's ass through clothing, then he will go down in the record books!
That's the oldest trick in the book "honey I swear I tripped on a mastodon tusk and got my dick stuck in that dodo bird"
and then i got up, and then i fell again, and then up again, and fell, and up and fell and up fell upfellupfellupfell.
Then ejaculation eventually came out
She clearly deserves 20 lashes for being so careless.
And to think that I thought the "Twinkie Defense" was a reach.
Did he conclude by demanding she be stoned to death?
Because he had just raped her friend. He told the court.
He must already be in Muslin heaven walking around with “a penis that never bends”
True story. A female Professor at Parkland Community College in Champaign IL, was forced to call 911 for assistance. When help arrived, she was bent over on the floor, naked, with her dogs expanded penis stuck inside of her. The explanation was she was running the vacuum under the couch when the dog mounted her.
You do realize that babies come out of that too right?
Sounds about right for a PROFESSOR at a college!!!
I don't get your point.
Jesus fucking christ I thought you were completely full of shit. Then I looked it up. Fucking A, you are correct. One tidbit to add, did you know that this dog-fucker named her daughter 'Your Highness'??? Holy shit our society is truly doomed...
Currently 3 down-votes for me.
Dog lovers, Parkland Alumni, Your Highness..... who doesn't like my post and why?
The fact of the matter is, this is one bitch that can't face reality or own up to her actions and barfed out a incredulous story like the fuckin towel-head in the article.
Was she hot?
umm, and sweaty.
300 lb gorilla, if you know what I mean.
You're overthinking it.
Sounds like Jared Fogle would have been better off in a Saudi court of law.
saudis need some new holes to drill, but this is ridiculous
Slip and Fall and Rape?
Call Shienberg & Shienberg attorney's at law.
Saudi millionaire is a rapist
U WOT M8?
I saw this yesterday. I seriously thought it had to be a joke. What a fucked up world.
Me too. The first thing I figured was this guy wished he was back home where this girl would likely be stoned to death.
Agreed. If this happened to my daughter, my wife would hold the flashlight while I dug this asshole's grave.
We trip-fucked some folks!
Holy Shit! That was funny!
Those Saudis sure are clumsy.
Hey...don't judge! We have all been there......
Because Allah wanted him to do it.
So is this going to become legal precedent now, or what? Cause I'm pretty clumsy...
The new twinky defense.
"So is this going to become legal precedent now, or what? Cause I'm pretty clumsy..."
+100
A nigga fell into the pussy cuz .........
His goat must have been taking the night off. I bet he falls into Nanny all the time.
Saw that yesterday.
The angle of the dangle.
Darn ... This happens to me all the time
Hey it's ok. He's a millionaire, a man, and a muslim. He can't possibly be a bad guy.
Of course, if he did it to a man, they would have thrown him off the roof of a building.
"off the roof of a building"
Guess again.
Cougar is quite correct - there is a legal difference betwen "givers" and "takers" in the ME.
If you are the "giver", that's normal and acceptable behaviour for unmarried males.
However, if you are the "taker" and of adult or near adult age, then it's off the roof with you. Or being hung from a construction crane. Or having a wall collapsed on you. Etc.
Interestingly, besitality is also acceptable, but if you hump a male goat rather than a female goat and get caught, you end up in a world of hurt I believe...
You seem to know all about it?
He just tripped over the info on the internet....really.
Sure sign you know your Kuntry is fucked is when something like this happens, and the fuck just walks oot the door.
As well, in Saudi land it's no problem if you fall into somebody's erse, as long as it's not the opposite sex, biggest gay prison on the planet.
He's avoided the perp walk, now it'll only be the pener walk
I had a frenemy buddy one time thinking he was a pimp, pull the same thing after banging one of his hoes in the next room except I was in the bed with the girl and told him to piss off.
This drunk bitch knew she was going to the home of a royality.
She was a gold digger and deserved to be raped, honestly.
Saudi diplomatic immunity reality rape!
You're quite the gentleman!
That is disturbing enough to do let alone brag about it on a public forum. I hope you don't have children because it's hard enough to grow up in this world full of hateful evil people wanting to do you harm let alone having a parent of your caliber.
That you call yourself Diogenes is an insult to the philosopher.
Miffed
Miffed, your postings remind me of the signs and symptoms of an undiagnosed syphilis sufferer.
Either that or dementia.
Its amazing. Hundreds of microbiologists have died questionable deaths and yet we have you, and idiot.
The world has gone insane.
Al? Is that you?
If some Saudi guy rapes you I suppose I would blame you, with that attitude.
It's always the camels' fault. Those sexy eyelashes and that come hither look of theirs gets them every time. They all should be stoned.
Miffed;-)
Interesting to note the demographics of those diagnosed with syphilis today are those with a penchant for having sex with whores and gay men. Perhaps your characterization of me as an idiot is misplaced.
Miffed
Lighten up Miffed, this is the Hedge.
And his point about personal responsibility is fair. You run with the wolves, don't complain when you get bit.
He has something on someone.
Off with his head!
Disgusting. I operate on the principle that my daughter is only as safe as your daughter. If you think otherwise, you obviously don't have a daughter. And that goes for a son, too. That's why sociopaths are not to be tolerated in business dealings. No need for violence, just never do business with them again.
I operate under the faith that if women have equal rights, then they must also be treated like men and respnsible for their own choices and actions.
And to do business without psychopaths on this planet is not possible.
So that makes me suspect you yourself are a psychopath, who thinks his little whore demon spawn are perfect angels.
Pretty typical.
He is just a mangina or a white knight, they believe that their own daughter and all those little teenage girls are Chinese Princesses from the Qin dynasty, when in reality his own daughter is probably getting fucked hard by some random guys in a party...
What a joke this world have became...
how safe your daughter is depends on how well you brought her up.
the girl in the story got drunk and went home with a stranger, not the brightest idea
That's nothing compared to this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husban...
Saudis clearly get a free pass in this country...the government is owned by the Saudis and Jews
He just tripped on the highway to heaven.
Sounds much better in prose.
Off with his dick. Walking around with a hard on and falling on Pussys.
Classic Dindu Nuffin
Why are we allies with these stupid people? We have our own oil now, right? Oh, Obama wants to stop that type of development. So, I guess we're the stupid ones now.
1,678 additional wells in the Bakken will less production year over year suggests oil production in North Dakota (and the US genderally) may not be so profitable down the line. Conservation might lessen our dependence on these "stupid people."
How long did it take to dawn on you ?
Just so we have a yardstick on US stupidity.
I'll let you into a secret.The RoW always considered Yanks stupid, in a country bumpkin amusing kind of way,
now they think you're evil and just plain stupid.
And I'm a third to a half American depending on how you measure it.
My vantage point is sort of mid Atlantic seeing all sides.Not seeing much to refute it.
The US appears to be in a state of mass sociopathy overlaid on mental retardation, at times.
Downvote away.
Honestly, if you're talking about the great mass of Americans, it is hard to come to any other conclusion. Just because an asylum full of mental defectives decides they all agree with each other is no reason to assume they have a handle on reality.
America has not for some time.
i thought maybe it was the area i live in, but i have mentally compared it to a free range asylum. the drive home from my office is like the stupid bowl every evening. i'm not einstein but i can't remember the last intelligent face to face conversation i've had, normally nobody talks anyway but if they do its bwando because we crave electrolytes.
You are allies with them, because you share the same blood lust and love for corruption, also the Saudi's were willing to play the US game, while Iran told them to stick it where it does not shine. You guys had to pick a side, and ended up picking one that has more in common with your immorality.
Out of the 18+ million barrels we use per day, we still import over 7 million barrels per day.
It just shows what matters more to the UK government. Upholding their laws vs creeping up Saudi Arabia's ass. Clearly the latter one!
If that was my daughter he would be a dead millionaire.
This is why they want to take away the 2nd amendment.
While your daughter have probably fucked the entire football team in her college years :) little mangina. She doesn't even remenber her ex names since she had so many of them...
Maybe your daughter is a slut, mine isn't.
I don't have children (and don't plan to have anytime soon) little mangina, your daughter will never tell you that she is a slut and fuck around...
Time to wake from your fairy tale bro :)
You need to step away from the Russian porn for a breather. It's affecting your ability to sound like anything approaching a normal human.
At least in Russian porn we don't see repulsive American or British FAT ass.
Food for thought: an 8 in USA is at best a 4 in Russia.
i bet you like the gay porn best and drool over the cum shots
No, I don't like gay.
Your move mangina.
I am forwarding your posts to the Russian Embassy and to Interpol.
Putin does not tolerate degeneracy.
You are an embarrasment to your nation.
The degeneracy come from the West dear !
Since when it's good to do gay propaganda ? Not In Russia at least !
Jesus, where do these demented assholes come from? Mods, get on the job and start reading a few posts and summarily ban these fucking fucked fucks sooner, their IP addy banned, their freaking internet provider blocked if that is what it takes. I know you get paid by the click but your branding counts for something too and I can go to TMZ for asshole posters and celeb news.
Hey @Bug...if that wasn't a sarc comment, how fucking rude!
WTF...and I'm guessing here that from your shitty English that you're probably from the AE yourself? Goatfucker...
French, fucking retard.
Thanks for that. Now we know to file it under French, fucking retard.
No, I file it in your ignorance.
How many bodies does this guy have in his garden?
Better than Tiger's Wood even, Hole-in-One!
Because the occupation.
The truth is stranger than fiction...
Someone should accidentally make him fall on a rod iron pike,[ ass end first] from a 10th story window.
Happened to Cameron too last month - he tripped and fell face down in King Abdullah's dead arsehole.
It happens.
Not that I like Saudis or care to defend them, I've fallen into some pussy by accident in my younger days....
The last boyscout https://youtu.be/se4dXWjanlE
"It happens, you tripped and accidentally stuck your d!ck in my wife"
I assume he was cleared after falling and subsequently shooting a large wad of cash...
C'MON, HE WAS JUST DONATING AN ORGAN.
DONGATING. There, fixed it for you.
Surprised she was 18 and not "8".....
i'm surprised it was a girl, and not a goat/camel/preteen-boy.
Honestly if its that fuck'en big I want to see it ( not gay just curious )
THIS IS THE MOST GAY COMMENT IVE SEEN SINCE MONTHS ON ZH
Eminem scooped this a long time ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2vjXvJ5Q4g
edit:
just googled this up
seems this one was a whore, who just wants money
for a second i really believed it was rape - stupid woman you cant believe even the 12 years old ones
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361640/Saudi-millionaire-cleared-raping-teenager-telling-court-accidentally-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html
Yes let's all be apologists for the raping of 12 year olds
its still dont change tha fact that he should be castrated
not because of rape, but because he is a filthy muslim arab
he should be castrated like all other muslim arabs too
you "just googled this up" because you were too dumb to realize that you could click on the link that says "Read more here..." ?
idiot i need a third party opinion
do you know what a third party is? no its not the party after friday and sunday
judging by your grammar you must somewhere from pakistan. as you are talking of google, i know the only thing you pakistanis can google up is: "licking mans anus without hurting him" and "searching for gay partner in punjabistan". stick to what you are
A rapist is a rapist, no matter what crede, ideology, culture, skin tone, social class, or religion he/she holds. I may not like many Muslims, but even a friggin idiot can make a simple deduction like that. Fuck all rapists first, then we can talk about making distinctions like Muslim rapists, Christian rapists, Atheist Rapists or Askhenazi excremetn rapists.
And where are all the feminist cunts ready to speak out?? No where!!!
waiting to get a suck on obama's cock
One more reason to stay MGTOW or commit very very very carefully in a non-wetsern country with a non-westernized woman...
If the Dick doesn't fit. You must acquit.
he had already paid her a shit load of money so the courts kinda just said 'go away'.....
Judge: Whoa! Good thing she was there--you might have hurt yourself.
He get tired of the goats? This is from the Onion right? Please tell me it's from the Onion.
The only reason it's here is due to it being in SA (makes it believable)