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I reckon 12 jurors are going to be off buying new cars and installing new kitchens pretty soon. :)
Like a scene out of The Last Boy Scout movie:
Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your **** in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."
reminds me of the guy who got a case of sodomy reduced to following too close
Rear end collision? He probably could have got off by claiming it was consensual: rear end collusion.
Ole BJ Clinton was seen turning green with envy.
If a man says he might be falling for me, I know now to get out of the way.
No wonder the women walk a ways back...
you wouldn't be laying there to start with. and you would have thrown him off the 20th floor balcony.
Must have tripped over his tablecloth.
These are the same asshole who preach piety, pray five times a day, and send money to build more mosques around the world...Fucking hypocrites
It's the new National past-time in Sweden. Bush Billiards.
These are our friends AND Allies!!!
We should have a judicial system like theirs...I'm clumbsy too sometimes.
O'Bona is jealous... he never got a hole in one so far...
The alleged victim was a young woman...
That's why nobody should ever visit those Arabian countries.
You have no rights there.
And all those other countries like Dubai and shit, people don't realize what they're risking by going on a holliday there.
You can even go to jail for holding your wife's hand.
But they get to do what they want.
They always get off in Western countries. Like that Qatari prince in LA.
That's why nobody should ever visit those Arabian countries.
This happened in the UK. But I guess the UK is now an "Arabian" country?
This is the excuse capitalists give regarding the rape of Gaia.
Ah yes - as the jurors line up one by one: "Here's your million, thank you." "Next...here's your million, thank you." "Next...
His defense was that his 'dishtowel' got in his eyes - he thought he was fucking his camel.
The chicks father should shoot this pick in the head.
Viagra made me do it!!!!!
I'm surprised he had to go so far as to make up that stupid ass excuse. Under islamic law, for a rape conviction, four witnesses are required....s'wat I read.
Except that England isn't subject to Islamuc law.
At least for now.
Found him not guilty within 30 minutes?? The jurors were Muslims and/or bought off with wads of Saudi cash.
Its a mans world over there...whatever he says....and she had better leave town fast....
He must've hit the ground hard.
May I assume that a Saudi court brought down this not guilty verdict? If so, this casts a pall over the momentary elation felt when it was announced that women had gained the right to vote in local government elections in the kingdom. One step forward, one step back.
A saudi court would have sentenced the GIRL to be beheaded or stoned to death for attempting to have premarital sex.
under sharia law, a female claiming rape must have 3 - not 1, not 2, but 3 - male witnesses corroborate the crime.
almost like............no.
Yes it can happen if you are clumbsy and you have a boner sticking out and there is a nude woman who happens to be in position to catch you when you fall. So, let's play it safe. For those who had it happen once, they are likely to have it happen again. If we remove said boner, we will prevent any future unfortunate accidents.
Assange should try that angle.
London - safe haven for rapists and pedophiles.... if you're of the $$$ elite.
Don't you hate when this happens?
Well as long as he had a perfectly reasonable exc...what, Bill Clinton bust be his lawyer.
Ain't sharia great?!
Is there any point to the British justice system? Its a fucking farce.
Well, if that 18 year old were foolish enough to visit Saudi Arabia, she just may lose her head, accidently falling down on a sword....
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Oh come on. We all know it was that YouTube video
Ah, I see he went with the Andrew Dice Clay defense.
..."Ooooohhhhh!"
Little boy blew
Amazin' what u can do with a really good jooish lawyer!
Is this supposed to be true, or some bullshit tabloid?
Its true. It came from the Daily Mail over in UK. Google it.
What's the big deal here?? Doesn't every guy break their fall with their boner when they trip over something??
He stole this excuse from the movie The Last Boyscout.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf8-FRnUHSA
It sucks to be the one doing the PR for these cretins, but on the other hand if you work in PR, you deserve it...
I guess she's lucky this happened in the UK and not Saudi Arabia.
A beacon of manhood from a society filled with `em...
And blow jobs are NOT sex!