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Japanese Jawboning Fail - Nikkei Crashes 1000 Points From Overnight Highs

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For a brief few minutes, overnight saw exactly the reaction that central planners had hoped for when The Bank Of Japan announced it would buy 'moar' stock ETFs and extend bond duration buying ad nauseum. However, within just 15 minutes something happened that we haven't seen since the world embarked on this experimental nightmare. Despite the front-ran promises to buy Japanese stocks "whatever it takes" traders sold... and sold large.

After a 500 point "business as usual" spike, Nikkeie 225 crashes over 1000 points as traders recognized The BoJ's desperation...

 

As Bloomberg reports,

The new program is in addition to the 3 trillion yen the bank already spends on ETFs each year, the BOJ said on Friday. The BOJ also said it would extend the average maturity of holdings of Japanese government bonds to seven to 12 years, and increase the amount of individual Japanese real estate investment trusts it can own. The Topix index sank 1.8 percent to 1,537.10 at the close in Tokyo, reversing a gain of as much as 2 percent.

 

“At 300 billion yen, it’s on the scale of margin of error. The impact to the stock market will not be big,” said Soichiro Monji, chief strategist at Tokyo-based Daiwa SB Investments Ltd. “If it’s this small, some investors will think this is the best they can do. Kuroda himself says he never does anything half-baked, but frankly speaking this is half-baked.”

 

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“Investors were buying on hope,” said Hiroaki Hiwada, a Tokyo-based strategist at Toyo Securities Co. “But they are realizing now that it’s not actually a big deal,” he said. “People are disappointed after looking at the details closely.”

As Kuroda loses his magic touch, the overwhelming sense of panic washes across every carry trader and algo hesdline reader in the world

 

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Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:29 | 6938683 Took Red Pill
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and so it begins

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:30 | 6938687 Cognitive Dissonance
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So what exactly happens when exponential reverses?

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:35 | 6938706 eforce
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Sum Ting Wong?

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:40 | 6938722 DeadFred
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Financial war? Who did the selling? The Fed Wednesday bombed all the emerging markets including Russia Iran and China. Is this a counterstrike?

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 14:10 | 6939894 PrezTrump
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my algo rolled n puked

quick! switch to the log charts!

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:30 | 6938688 GartmansTaint
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Dong,where is my Auuutoomooobiiiiilllleeeeee?

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:31 | 6938694 Kolchak
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Honor among thieves, hahaha my ass.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:33 | 6938700 buzzsaw99
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in their defense they have been propping up the s&p. it's tough to juggle very many bowling balls.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:33 | 6938701 Cult of Criminality
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In  3 2 1 ....

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:34 | 6938702 Chia-Pet
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“Investors were buying on hope,”

Hope... yeah....hope

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 12:48 | 6939550 sun tzu
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Reminds me of the 2008 election

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:35 | 6938705 E.F. Mutton
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The upcoming crash is much like my upcoming colonoscopy.  I know its coming, I dread the thought, but I'd rather get it over with than worry about it.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:44 | 6938736 DeadFred
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Just say no. I know (knew) more people who died of colonoscopies than who died of colon cancer. 2:1

Perforated colons are a bitch. My opinion only.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:46 | 6938742 Dazar Nummers
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The prep is worse than the procedure.  Clean yourself out well to make it worthwhile.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:36 | 6938709 yogibear
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Eventually this propped-up Ponzi must fail.

The US Federal Reserve's  grand experiment experiment in Japan will fail.

It's why Japan is building it's army once again to use war with China to get out the failed economic experiment.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:38 | 6938715 Bernoulli
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That faded quickly...

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:41 | 6938726 FreeNewEnergy
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Two words for the sheeple: Star Wars.

The ignorant will be flocking to theaters while the global financial system implodes.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:46 | 6938740 NoWayJose
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It is evening on Tatooine, and a young Skywalker is looking up at the stars and thinking how peaceful it is out there - but little does he know that on a distant planet - Central Bank Wars are being waged!

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 10:05 | 6938794 Janet Shalom Be...
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May the Fed be with you.  

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 10:21 | 6938829 jerry_theking_lawler
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I will not be attending SW opening, but I must admit I will watch the movie in the near future.  I am suffering from crash fatigue and do need the occassional respite.  It takes alot out of a person staying on top of the news cycles and preparing for impending doom (and a major lifestyle change).  But you are a newbie here and just don't understand.....

;) haha

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:45 | 6938739 toadold
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I have a yen for you.  Drop you pants and let's bond.

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 09:57 | 6938775 user2011
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Soooooo manipulative, when will congress label them as currency manipulator ?

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 10:04 | 6938789 Janet Shalom Be...
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I think the leaking reactors at Fuckasheema has caused radioative waste to enter the drinking water.  Doesn't the pavlovian public know that that was a BUY with both hands directive?!

so what if the average citizen is looking for places to sleep under bridges.  they should believe in our collective unlimited fiat!

This could never happen here.   

Fri, 12/18/2015 - 10:27 | 6938853 spencer
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"The Bank Of Japan announced it would buy 'moar' stock ETFs"

this is incorrect, those who are curious are encouraged to go to the source:

latest statement:

http://www.boj.or.jp/en/announcements/release_2015/k151218a.pdf

previous statement:

http://www.boj.or.jp/en/announcements/release_2015/k151119a.pdf

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