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Caught On Tape: The Ssssurprising Way Indians 'Deal' With Government Corruption

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Unhappy with the demands for bribes from local officials, a disgruntled snake-charmer in the Uttar Pradesh region of Northern India took anti-corruption matters into his own hands...

 

 

Act of Terror? Or patriot?

 

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Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:01 | 6947575 The Pope
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Mine is bigger than that

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:05 | 6947585 El Oregonian
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Fighting fire with fire... Professional courtesy.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:13 | 6947607 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Hopefully they were posionous.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:18 | 6947620 localsavage
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You don't get out a lot do you?

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:22 | 6947628 tmosley
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Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:29 | 6947650 eforce
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At least it wasn't the Syrian version...."ALLAH AK...BOOM"

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:50 | 6947676 -.-
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I take this unique gesture from this snake charmed individual to be both auspicious and favorable to the times; that is to say that it has been quite some time--my god, years now--since that very nice and equally unique reporter decided to cast his shoe in the general direction of the, then, president of the United States. 

 

Why is this of interest to me? Well, even though gestures like releasing snakes and tossing shoes seems, well, for a lack of time and better words, funny, to us, it is still a very nice portent to see committed. For, in these cultures, this type of action is symbolic of real opposition to authoritative figures. 

 

Good. I hope that humans across the globe become in engaged in, first, becoming angry, and, later, reconciling anger so that it does not necessarily dissovle or disappear, but, rather, to have it become a part of you such that it acts as an element of strength that supports personal growth. 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 23:00 | 6947686 SuperRay
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Didn't know Obama, Kerry, Hillary and their neocon overlords were visiting India.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 08:45 | 6948330 lunaticfringe
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Thank you Mr Kaczinsky.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 10:22 | 6948581 Antifaschistische
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History tells us, it would have been more effective if a tax man were found hanging from a tree with an attached note that says,

"the hangings will continue until there are no more bribes, or no more tax men."

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 23:33 | 6947749 bearwinkle
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+1000 for the Indiana Jones quote. :)

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 06:07 | 6948170 Dugald
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They all appeared rather bored with the wrigglers....

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 01:38 | 6947993 Zero Point
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Don't tread on me.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:06 | 6947586 TeamDepends
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Snakes can be so sensuous....

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:15 | 6947609 RonArgent
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I love the sexy slither of a lady snake

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 00:18 | 6947849 Automatic Choke
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or do you mean sensual, mrs wermer?

 

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 00:54 | 6947931 boattrash
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sensuous up...would ya get me a beer?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 01:53 | 6948007 JuliaS
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Do they have snake-free zones in India?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 02:54 | 6948064 santaoct
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Whats up with Zero hedge posting news that are 4 years old!

 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/30/india-corruption-protest-sn...

 

shameless!

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:05 | 6947580 NoDebt
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Genius.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:21 | 6947627 Everyman
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No.  Not Genius.

Getting some of those newly minted H-1-2 visas that were quadurupled (by our dearly concerned congresscritters) for hiring for seasonal "amusement parks" jobs, we can open a snake amusement parks all over the country, and then "pay" our snake charmers to take the show on the road, particularly in DC and their congresscritters homes.  Not all those snake charmers could possibly be terrorists???

Now THAT would be genius!

 

ONe man's snake charmer (terrorist) is another man's freedom fighter!

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:40 | 6947664 TeamDepends
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We have plenty of gator charmers right here down the bayou. Why outsource?

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:05 | 6947581 SaulRosenberg
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I prefer the mechanical manure tosser..

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:05 | 6947582 Borrow Owl
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I like that guy.

 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:05 | 6947584 Proctologist
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When greed is your god there's never enough.

Love at first bite;)

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:07 | 6947589 nmewn
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The natural place for snakes...a bureaucratic office...lol.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:10 | 6947595 BustainMovealota
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Well, he's not wrong.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:10 | 6947596 Bill of Rights
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And the Progressives think by taking our guns away they are gonna be safe ha ha ha ha

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:15 | 6947601 WillyGroper
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Reminds of the mailbox...

IIRC there was a car too.

Music for Chameleons

Capote

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:11 | 6947602 DirkDiggler11
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That guy deserves a medal, or at least a little gold, he is from India you know...

I wonder if he does requests ? I would sponsor him to a visit to the White House and Congress, and pay a bonus for a visit to Paul Ryan's house.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:11 | 6947603 doomchild
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This is a really really old story from 2011. Quite creative nevertheless. 

Indian cobra is pretty scary. A plumber once found an 8 foot long cobra chilling out in our drainpipe during a hot summer day. 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:13 | 6947605 DirkDiggler11
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I hope a few of the tax collectin' bastards got bit !

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:22 | 6947629 PrimalScream
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HEADS UP .. not related to posted Topic

There's another major fire in LA. This one is downtown.

Looks like a very big fire - one of the important city buildings, but not a skyscraper.

It's too far to identify the building 18:21 local time here.  Sunday night.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:26 | 6947646 A Lunatic
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I'm sure it was caused by some middle aged white male shooting an assault rifle loaded up with incendiary rounds bought on Craigslist by a homegrown, self radicalized, straw purchaser who used cash for the transaction......

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:30 | 6947652 DirkDiggler11
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Sure it's not the Black Lives Matter movement just doing some holiday carrolling?

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:23 | 6947633 DontFollowMyAdv...
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we need this guy to visit every dc lobbyist stat!

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:23 | 6947636 Wow72
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I just bought a book on snake charming.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:35 | 6947658 DirkDiggler11
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Charm hell, I want the snake to fucking attack and bite on command !!! Better yet, can I train a snake to bite a man right on his dick ?

I could have some serious fun with my attack snake and Lindsey Graham, Jeb Bush, and Marco Rubio in a room...... I'd set the snake lose, walk and and lock the door behind me....

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:40 | 6947663 Wow72
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That was my point, cant have enough tools in the bag... Snakes would be appropriate...  How do you fight Snakes? with more dangerous Snakes?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 00:19 | 6947851 booboo
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"Better yet, can I train a snake to bite a man right on his dick ? I could have some serious fun with my attack snake and Lindsey Graham, Jeb Bush, and Marco Rubio"

Yea, well there is a huge problem with that kinda tactic when deployed on politicians, they have alot of practice sucking those appendages dry.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 23:44 | 6947771 o r c k
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Charmed, I'm sure.

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:23 | 6947638 deerhunter
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It all began way back with a snake as I recall. Still paying for it . The tax man goeth ?

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:23 | 6947643 A Lunatic
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He was even more unhappy later that afternoon upon being Drawn and Quartered........

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:42 | 6947665 Haka Matohi
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There aren't enough snakes...

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 22:44 | 6947669 Goldilocks
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Rikki-Tikki-Tavi (1975) - Part 1 of 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWqjIu3RxEU (9:57)

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi Part 2 of 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpDR0FBfGfw (9:39)

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi Part 3 of 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Fua41cR3g (4:52)

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 23:01 | 6947687 SweetDoug
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As my sweet ol' Jamaican landlady would say,

"It's the two-legged snakes that you've got to watch out for!"

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V-V

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 23:17 | 6947721 SophoricOne
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The snake charmer couldn't get the snakes to bite the polictians.  They claimed professional courtesy.

 

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 00:43 | 6947772 onmail1
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u know what

These are king cobras

One can kill 80 ppl

& they swallow other snakes whole for breakfast

(similar to crony capitalists & politicians)

 

Sun, 12/20/2015 - 23:49 | 6947780 East Indian
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Well, since I am an Indian, and living in India, let me give some additional perspective:

The man in question wanted a certificate for getting govt benefits. He has approached the first rung officer - a Deputy Tahsildar. Normally such officers run the affairs of the community in an area of about 100 sq km - about 50,000 people. Since this man waited and waited for a long time for his certificate, he lost patience and resorted to this protest. And he did get his certificate!

Indians are forced to seek more certificates than any other people in te world. Even a photocopy of a certificate needs to be certified by a government officer!

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 03:49 | 6948096 Wild E Coyote
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Photocopy of certificates do have to be Signed By an official. It is normal practice in most country.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 00:58 | 6947939 Monetas
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Before shitting by the railroad tracks .... check for snakes ?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 01:26 | 6947979 wisebastard
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he should have tossed in a monkey a dog a liberal

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 05:50 | 6948160 dreadnaught
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and for REALLY good measure, a Conservative (party of the pedophiles)

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 04:10 | 6948109 CHX
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A den of snakes and vipers... Somehow rings a bell, no ?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 07:03 | 6948210 Monetas
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The snakes were more scared .... than the burocunts ?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 08:00 | 6948254 Flash44
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They would certainly be in good company in our US public officials office. Im especially reminded of Rahm Emanuel. 

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 08:20 | 6948287 css1971
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Cockroaches. Bags of them.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 09:38 | 6948449 falak pema
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Mythological Nemesis...Shades of Cleopatra's death wish !

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 10:28 | 6948603 Goldbugger
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Don't piss off a snake charmer.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 10:35 | 6948625 jakesdad
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brilliant!  so quentin tarantino gave us the answer YEARS ago!  just need a few black mambas strategically placed in a few briefcases full of $!  it's like bug zapoper lights for politicians & bank execs!

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 10:41 | 6948653 ABCStore
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Snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous

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