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Is This The Missing Scene From The American Version Of Star Wars?

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Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:01 | 6949629 NidStyles
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Nose isn't hooked enough...

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:08 | 6949665 Canadian Dirtlump
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shoulders need to be rolled forward as well in that "money changer" posture.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:10 | 6949687 I am more equal...
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If Greed is the father, what bitch is the mother?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:20 | 6949725 Miles Ahead
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Western Capitalism.  There.  That was easy.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:36 | 6949783 A Nanny Moose
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Doesn't exist. Try Cronyism.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:53 | 6949858 Miles Ahead
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Oooops.  My bad.  You're right.  Downvote accepted.  Crony Capitalism.  Fixed it.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:09 | 6949923 RonArgent
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Uncle Sam is OK, it's his jewish step brother Uncle Shem who is the greedy one.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:06 | 6949910 Faeriedust
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That's easy.  Protestantism.  It's all in your history books.  Capitalism + Protestantism = WHIG, the political faction which settled the United States during the Restoration and rebelled when George III decided to act like a monarch instead of a rubber stamp.

Although today the Christian Conservatives think of Protestantism as fanatic religiousity, in fact in its youth Protestantism was practically a revolt against religion entirely.  Anglicanism was an attempt to hit a happy medium between Catholicism and the Protestant Revolt by throwing out foreign influences (all Spanish, French, Irish, most Highland Scots, half of the Germans, Austria, half of Belgium . . . ) while retaining a modicum of ceremony and something to pin general morality on.  We in the U.S. inherit much of our insular,  jingoistic chauvinism from the English Protestants as well.

Meanwhile the Anglican church declined to the point where I met a practicing, very well-paid PRIEST a couple of years ago who openly admitted that he didn't even believe in the God he preached.  And the British government continues to PAY these idiots! But anyone who knows ANYTHING about religion/magic knows that there aren't a half-dozen churches in any American city with enough of a mana field to repel a vampire, let alone a true demon.  Spirituality, ZERO.  No wonder Americans need Hollywood and The Force.  They cut off any spiritual roots long ago.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:34 | 6950019 MrSteve
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Ferrydust, by dragging mana field (Nintendo game lingo) into your commentary, you show you have no chops to talk about the karma involved Protestant history...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:54 | 6950632 Boxed Merlot
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Meanwhile the Anglican church declined...

 

My understanding of the Anglican church is the mashup that exists is not a progressive decay, but rather a feature of the organization.  As I'd think Martyn Lloyd-Jones would be the first to declare, many people can spend their entire lives glossy eyed in the high church environment, (not unlike their Roman Catholic counterparts), only to discover later in life the investment they've made into the program is more devoid of meaning than the academic and vocational / income generating activities they had occupied their now expiring life chasing.

The spiritual benefits one realizes in this realm of time can be found in worshipping the Creator with others but by no means is at all limited to such times / places.  Some of my recent satisfying moments are found recounting tunes and words from songs I learned as a kid, much like when I used to listen to classic rock as a young adult remembering my adolescence, only better, now.

My latest one from a couple days ago: "Life here is grand with friends I love so dear, we get along in sweet accord.  But when I face the chilling hand of death, where could I go but to the Lord?"

 

Sure, I risk being seen by many / most as weak, uneducated, stupid, easily deceived and worse, but those are opinions that have less and less credibility as they offer nothing to / for me if I were to believe them.

 

jmf

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 18:46 | 6950718 Captain Obvious.
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Return to your roots brother.  Odin awaits. 2000 years is long enough to test drive the Semitic cults.

It's time to choose your vehicle. 

Atheism?  Pshaw! They hide behind the dark skirts of ignorance. 

Odin. Thor, Frig and Freya. Real men and Real women. None of this oh-so-modern moral Relativism crap. A thing is either good or evil. If it is evil, hit it on the head with a hammer. 

Don't like your own? How about Kali Ma? Destroyer of all illusions. She is one serious goddess. 

Don't like Kali?

I have others. 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 02:11 | 6951951 Urban Redneck
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You would appear to be conflating Protestantism and Anglicanism.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:07 | 6949918 zeropain
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by the rate of obesity, SLOTH

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:26 | 6949991 ThirdWorldDude
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Obesity is just a symptom, but you are right...

"A Republic, Ma'am, if you can keep it..."

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 16:56 | 6950396 TBT or not TBT
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Its a symptom of consuming grass seeds and grass seed biproducts, as if we're fucking four stomached ruminants.  Government is big on you eating lots of grass seeds and grass seed byproducts.  

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:12 | 6949691 Pinto Currency
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It was the creation of the Fed and debt based money not greed on the part of the American people.

Everyone was told to buy goods and take on debt - and driven right over the edge.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:24 | 6949738 Miles Ahead
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Ooooh.  So they're all sheep, not pigs. That makes me feel better.

And I'm really trying to reconcile your position with 250 years of slavery, 80 years of peonage, then the Chinese thing... ending with McMansions, SUVs, obesity.

I'll be back IF I figure it all out.  Don't hold your breath.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:49 | 6949840 GeezerGeek
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I truly doubt you'll ever be able to figure it all out.
That makes me feel better.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:56 | 6949868 Miles Ahead
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You're right.  Too much great jazz keeps distracting me.

But face it; Lazy is the cousin of greed.  And throughout all of American History, they've always sought free labor of others and absconding of others resources.  Even to this present day.

We ain't over in the M.E. for nothing; 13 million Mexicans (or others) ain't in the country illegally for nothing.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:10 | 6949682 williambanzai7
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SPACE TURDS

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:18 | 6949717 EBT excepted
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now dat is da dahk helmut...pitcharhd wid dat man fum da YMCA video...

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:50 | 6949842 GeezerGeek
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May the Farce be with him.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 00:35 | 6980850 Proofreder
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IT IS

The farce; certainly not the force is Obummer with.

 

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:03 | 6949637 JustObserving
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Deep State instead of Greed.

The Deep State owns Uncle Sam

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:11 | 6949688 KnuckleDragger-X
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Not own "is". Unelected and immune bureaucracy at its finest......

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:24 | 6949981 NotApplicable
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Which is based upon CONTROL/POWER, not Greed.

Greed is just a convenient whipping-boy that everyone can identify with.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:07 | 6949659 Deus Irate
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I have not, nor will I ever see the "new" star wars movie. Just a bunch of marketing with a little idiotic dialogue mixed in. I didn’t fall for it in the 70's so why start now? Besides, I was more into Alien and Blade Runner. You know, the good sf stuff?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:08 | 6949666 Racer
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US films tend to be boring and predicatable, why waste your life watching them!

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:09 | 6949677 pods
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Ever seen Deliverance?

That is one film that will change your recreational planning.

pods

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:29 | 6949752 Miles Ahead
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LOL... Racer!  Don't talk about US films being bad on ZeroHedge!  What do you think we do after we're exhausted from the comments boards???

But you're right.  I just downloaded Amores Perros after what... 25 years.  Now THAT'S a movie.  And in general, you want great films, go French.

(that's about the only thing you go French for btw... oh, that and, ah, chicks)

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:59 | 6949878 besnook
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japanese films are just as deep but much more mind bending.they do some neat wierd stuff.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:30 | 6950003 MachoMan
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Sure, if you're into guys wearing diapers or tentacles shooting from vaginas...

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 17:09 | 6950446 blue51
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A flick about the Kirds in Irag & Turkey ". A time for drunken horses" Poor Kirds

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:38 | 6949797 A Nanny Moose
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..and perhaps your musical tastes.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:52 | 6949832 Wow72
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Squeeeeeeeel like a pig UNCLE SHAM!!!  The deer hunter is a good one too.  Anyone who thinks taking over the country will go as planned watch deliverance... It may not go as  smooth as they think it will. 

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:15 | 6949702 DetectiveStern
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I've got friends over here in the UK who base their entire knowledge of the US on Hollywood films. They do the job just fine in promoting the American ideal to people in other countries. It's not for me though.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:38 | 6949802 A Nanny Moose
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Das rayciss. Where is mah safe space?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:08 | 6949667 Consuelo
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Did you get your precious photos...?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:43 | 6949821 Footprint
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I went to see it with a bottle of wine... got nicely buzzed so i wouldn't mind it. halfway through the pic i'm going: "Another death star? Is that all they can think of?" This obsession with annihilating planets is beyond 'Conan the barbarian' What use is there in wasting perfectly good landscape? couldn't they just drop a bunch of high neutron yield bombs in the stratosphere killing intelligent life and basically leaving everything else untouched?

In any case, the premise is sooo tired. I wonder if there's a scriptwriter's strike going on since the eighties.

The girl called Ray is cute.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:24 | 6949734 Kirk2NCC1701
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Not so fast!   All you phoney/self-righteous and so-called 'Jews' and 'Christians':  

Do you remember... "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's goods!"  Or his wife, etc?

Please explain to me one more time about how great your Guy-In-The-Sky Religion and Values are, and what a great contribution you are making to the neighborhood, city, country and the planet.  Be sure to include things like: Livable Wages, Employment, Working Conditions, Resource use, Waste disposal, Maintenance, Crime, Education, Health Care, etc -- and why You (as such a peace-promoting neighbor) need to have more G & A than everyone else on your block combined, when you get into fights with said neighbors only on their property.

Then please explain if the Flaw is in one of these:

a. Stars (Astrology) = It's not me. It's someone else

b. Religion = It's not me. It's someone else

c. Culture (shaped by Nature + History) = It's not me. It's someone else

d. Government, Media, Schools... = It's not me. It's someone else

e. My Human Brain (Genes) = ok, ok, it's me.  Happy?  My reptilian and ape brain compels me to remain true to my hard-wired Operating System (OS), no matter what layers of Apps (Culture, Religion) society or I load on top of said OS.

Let the BS and cognitve dissonance begin, and may the farce be with you.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:32 | 6949764 Winston Churchill
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Somebody piss on your cornflakes this morning ?

I hated it when the urine bottle got mixed up with the vodka.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:44 | 6949826 CharlieMike
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This post is all the BS and cognitive dissonance I can stand for one day. What is the point of it? Never mind don't care.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:49 | 6949841 tarabel
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Things have gotten so much better now that the secular humanists are running everything everywhere.

Merry (CENSORED) to you, Captain Kirk.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:46 | 6950055 GhostOfDiogenes
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I want you to know, from the heart, that you and a few others here are nothing but .gov bullshit spambot trolls, and I down rate you not because you are an idiot.

But because you are a god damn liar and an idiot.

Now go get your shine box.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 16:25 | 6950256 PoasterToaster
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Good. Tired of the bots.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:52 | 6949856 Faeriedust
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"Guy-in-the-Sky"? Get real darling.  I am a devout worshipper of the Earth's Daughter.  That means that everything *I* earn goes into planting trees and caring for small animals.  I most certainly do NOT include my neighbors' children among the latter; those I consider small MONSTERS.  This could indeed be a function of an unusual brain, but if it is, I wish there were more like mine out there.  Not enough to want to reproduce in the hopes of creating one, though. You know how random genetic combinations can be.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:19 | 6949966 GhostOfDiogenes
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Yeah all that's sounds sexy and cool and shit.....but do you regularly shower and shave (the pits, yajay jay, and legs?) and practice basic hygiene?

Cause if you are under 25 and non kosher we might have to meet.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 17:45 | 6950577 GeoffreyT
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Any man who thinks shaved lady-parts is sexy is so close to being a paedophile that it makes no odds. Hairless genitals are a sign of pre-adolescence - if women have to wax their junk so that it looks like a baby's, what does that say about the men they're trying to attract?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 00:46 | 6980873 Proofreder
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A lady has several reasons, primary being a bikini bottom that doesn't look gross.

If a sexy guy shaves the lady, that's really a turn-on.

Perhaps you have repressed childhood memories of horrid stuff.  Or not.  Try shaving, you'll like it. Be careful.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:40 | 6950040 SILVERGEDDON
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Kirk, you gotta be a closeted gay ex Roman Catholic or sumpthin'.

You know way too much about religion for someone who hates it with such passion.

Choirboy much ?

All humanity is either Good, Bad, or Ugly.

Race, color, creed, or religion are of no consequence - this rule applies to all human beings 100%.

Merry Christmas, dick head.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 16:03 | 6950137 Johnny Horscaulk
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And you, Martha, have all the insight of Helen Keller on Molly.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:31 | 6949762 silentboom
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SO townhall joins the left in blaming "greed".  Not the upside down monetary system.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:40 | 6949807 DetectiveStern
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The earth provides enough for every man's needs, not every man's wants.

-Ghandi

But on a side note is it not the elites greed (mostly greed for power) that lead them to impliment the top down system?

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:38 | 6949796 samsara
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How about the other way around?

ISIS?  I am your Father...

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:07 | 6949919 Faeriedust
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I'm shocked, just SHOCKED that Townhall.com could publish this.  I didn't think they had the brains to see it or the honesty to admit it if they did.

But EXACTLY true.

 

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 15:52 | 6950066 conraddobler
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Humans need spirituality it's wired into us.

We could definitely do without religion though because the two are really very different things.   You can sit on a beach and ponder life and you're being spiritual but if you sit in church that's basically just a particular sect of mankind attempting to insert programing into your matrix not to say they don't have some valid points they all do but then again some of what they teach is flat out wrong.  

Hell is one example to keep you in line.   

A truly spiritually adjusted person won't not do the wrong thing to avoid hell but to avoid doing the wrong thing if that makes any sense at all?

I was so against religion that for the longest time I tossed out the spiritual baby with that bathwater but trust me it's not a good idea to do this it hurts you the most.

Sprituality is really a personal journey we're all on the ONLY one that really matters as it underpins everything truly human about us all the real virtues can only come from a foundation built on concepts higher than ourselves.

People have largely been inundated with programming either social, religous, political, consumer marketing it's a never ending war for your soul.

I got news for everyone, the war's over my soul is mine and it's the only thing in this world you or anybody else can't take away from me no matter what you do, that is unless I surrender it which is the catch.

All of society and life amoung other men in general is designed to get you to do this.  Don't give it up is the only advice I have.

Mon, 12/21/2015 - 16:24 | 6950248 Bunga Bunga
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Father looks more like Golem.

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