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Donald Trump Explains What "Schlonged" Really Means
“She got schlonged!”
That’s what GOP frontrunner Donald Trump had to say about Hillary Clinton’s primary loss to now President Barack Obama in 2008.
“She lost. I mean, she lost," Trump added, just in case anyone was confused about the meaning of the term “schlonged.”
Predictably, the liberal media was offended by the brazen billionaire’s assessment but, in keeping with his steadfast refusal to apologize or even to backtrack on controversial commentary, the Trump campaign is sticking with the “schlonging”, a move which has the political punditry tracing the term’s history.
Here's Trump:
Once again, #MSM is dishonest. "Schlonged" is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got "schlonged" that meant beaten badly.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015
NPR's @NealConan said "schlonged" to WaPo re: 1984 Mondale/Ferraro campaign: "That ticket went on to get schlonged at the polls." #Hypocrisy
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015
For those on TV defending my use of the word "schlonged," bc #MSM is giving it false meaning-tell them it means beaten badly. Dishonest #MSM
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015
Here's an excerpt from the WaPo's take:
“Given Trump’s history of vulgarity and misogyny, it’s entirely possible that he had created a sexist term for ‘defeat’ (as far as I know there is no such slang verb in Yiddish),” Pinker wrote. “But given his history with sloppy language it’s also possible that it’s a malaprop.”
Trump’s problem? He’s a gentile who, linguistically, may have wandered too far from home.
“Many goyim are confused by the large number of Yiddish terms beginning with ‘schl’ or ‘schm’ (schlemiel, schlemazzle, schmeggegge, schlub, schlock, schlep, schmutz, schnook), and use them incorrectly or interchangeably,” he wrote. “And headline writers often ransack the language for onomatopoeic synonyms for ‘defeat’ such as drub, whomp, thump, wallop, whack, trounce, clobber, smash, trample, and Obama’s own favorite, shellac (which in fact sounds a bit like schlong). So an alternative explanation is that Trump reached for what he thought was a Yinglish word for ‘beat’ and inadvertently coined an obscene one.”
And here's a bit from the NPR piece Trump references:
As it turns out, the use of "schlong" as a verb is not unprecedented in political discourse. As the Washington Post's Justin Moyer pointed out, NPR's own Neal Conan used it on the air in 2011, explaining that the Walter Mondale-Geraldine Ferraro presidential ticket "went on to get schlonged at the polls" in the 1984 election.
As it now appears increasingly likely that the general election will see Trump face off against Hillary, it's a virtual certainty that the American people will ultimately be the ones who end up getting "schlonged.
Enjoy it America.
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Beaten with a Mulatto dildo works too.
Hillary should start hauling around her own pimped-out Porta-Potty.
Oh, and if she gets elected (goat forbid!), she should be referred to as Porta-POTUS. ;-)
Looney
Beaten " by a Mulatto dildo"
Fify
DEATHMATCH The Hedgehog VS. Viper
The lame stream media presstitute whores are grasping at straws
Well not exactly.
Announcing to the World that Hillary takes the schlong up in her ass, through the description that she was schlonged, was rather vulgar....regardless of the truth that she does.
Of course the Donald has only schlorted her as he has a schlort rather than a schlong.
What? You are being a Sock Puppet for the Donald you do not know Yiddish?
Shameful I say...truly shameful.
Only faggots and pussies care if it was vulgar.
The Yiddish definition of schlong means a long penis.
Schlonged meand to be dicked...generally sodomized in the ass.
Donald is no better than Clinton.
Hell Clinton defined quite a few words and phrases.
"Oral Sex is not sex"? (then why use the word "sex" in that phrase?. Of course oral sex is sex.)
That is a progressive tactic.
Donald, being groomed by the Clintons, knows how to manipulate this game.
Yeah. He spouts off that Yiddish slang very well. Of course Trump is in the pockets of the Zionists.
And it is sad that you Conservatives IN NAME ONLY, support this freak with his schlort. (Yes. Most men are endowed with schlorts. Not me. There are benefits to being tall after all.) You all need to learn some Yiddish and be one of the good goyim.
Yeah. The Hasbara trolls are alive and well on ZH, pushing for Trump.
All Jews are not Zionist and all Zionist are not Jews.
Schlonged means dick slapped. You're so full of shit ! For a so called "physicist" that's quite pathetic... You also seem to have a problem with your lines spacing.
No. It means literally to be dicked. It is understood that GENERALLY it means sodomied.
It can mean being "dick slapped".
Are you Jewish?
I was raised by a Jewish Foster Mother. I have been exposed to more Yiddish than you will ever hear, schmuck.
And that is the way that I was taught it.
You are pathetic.
Edit...Here is a online list for many Yiddish terms for Dick...including YOU SCHMUCK. It is NOT EXHAUSTIVE.
http://groupthink.kinja.com/a-guide-to-swearing-in-yiddish-483890863
Shmuck (SHMUCK) - Penis. All of them. Every last one of these following terms. I'll let you know when we've reached the end of the cavalcade of dicks.
Putz (PUHTZ) - ""
Schmeckel (SHMEH-cull) - ""
Schlong (SH-long) - ""
Schvantz (SH-vontz) - ""
Petzl (PET-zull) - ""
Now go off and autofellate. as no woman would allow you to cream her face..
Eh...Just like any other state-ist.
Cannot allow the facts toconfuse your own presuppositions.
Perhaps next time you will learn to read the word, "GENERALLY".
Until then, monk22, you can continue being a schlort.
You are just like Trump...You cannot accept what you said, admit it, and move on.
If the MSM had asked me about using the vulgarity I would have said, "As a maqtter of fact, I did. And I will do it again. And you do not like it you will not be invited to my White House Press Conferences ever.You will be out of the loop. Now let's make a big deal about it."
But it takes a MAN to admit action.
And you are not a man, monk22.
And neither is the Donald.
Well, MSM will never ask you anything, so you may take your pill and calm down now. As for me, I already wasted enough time with your education. FOAD !
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!
Oh, yes sir, I am indeed entertained. Now about the bread..... it's a little dry and not very tasty. Can you do something about that too?
Fuckin A I am and through the Looking Glass we go.
Evil bitch and "the coronation of her queen bitchness by the media" can twist & squirm all they want, I want her on the stage with Trump, with him barking in her ear about Benghazi, about "healthcare", about her being "dead broke" driving around in her fucking Scooby Van "talking to everyday common Americans" about her fucking Clinton Foundation of foreign donors.
Oh yeah, I want all of that...and more.
You never understood me or us (if I may be so bold) we are going to burn it, all of it, right in front of you.
Enjoy it, you earned it ;-)
First question, main event debate:
"Hillary, how are you going to be able to handle that 3 am phone call if you are on the shitter for a half hour?"
pods
Thrusting gesture, "Do not go in there!" -- Pet Detective
Second question, main event debate, with moderators pods & nmewn of the Zero Hedge Network:
"After personally signing the document on employee guidelines for using personal email accounts to conduct government business and as "the smartest woman on the planet, evah" why did you not follow up with Huma, Cheryl Mills etc. with an official State Department email, from your official government computer to their official government In-Box's stressing the ILLEGALITY of them forwarding to you classified government information to your private bathroom email account & server?
And I'll have a followup question about that throne room." ;-)
I would pay to watch a 'debate' moderated by you two. could be the funniest thing on US TV ever!
and there's the little matter of tens of thousands of emails where an elected official, member of The Cabinet and all should be leading by example and instead are being investigated be the Eff Bee Eye
I are!
Hillary probably got wet for the first time in 20 years when Trump said that. She only forces herself to seem indignant to preserve the notion that her vag might as well be Libya.
Everyone knows that it's been decades since Hitlary has been Schlonged.
Poor Bill couldn't wait to cross Dead Pecker Creek, so he wouldn't have to secret service that mess Hitlary.
Now CNBC has a real important newsworthy topic to bring-up at the Democratic vs. Republican Nominee Debate:
"Donald, what did you mean when you said Hitlary was in the back getting 'Shlonged'"?
I do not think that Hitlery has ever been schlonged. I think that she has been schlorted, most recently by the Wookie.
Donald has also schlorted her most likely.
Obviously nobody would "schlong" that.
Edit: ok, so Berger...but that's it
The Deep State runs everything in the land of the free. Elections are just entertainment for the gullible masses. Trump entertains more than others. A nation hooked on Kardashians needs its daily fix of celebrity trivia.
We are all schlonged
Hillary gets Schlonged when Huma straps on her 'Mr. Marcus Special Edition" unit.
No. She gets schlorted.
"Beaten badly" with a schlong.
Ah,,,She says there is nothing better than the Wookie's Facial Cream.
Who'd want to schlong this hildebeast?:
http://conservative-daily.com/2015/10/02/even-more-proof-hillary-belongs...
Heads are exploding at CNN and MSNBC.
It's great. Trump supporters laugh. No one is offended by this.
I'm fucking offended by Hillary and Obama's lying over Bengazi.
Lying through her teeth over classified emails.
True story; Sanders campaign was chastised and denied access to DN Commitee data, because a Sanders staffer " looked " at Clinton data, during a lapse in internal security.
Bernie complained " nothing was marked classified". The DNC recognized their mistake, and restored his access.
Those heads that are exploding...
Are they the same heads that created and then smirked at the crude term "Teabagger" that they used to describe a group of people whose core belief was that government was a bit too big and that taxes were out of control?
Let their heads explode.
Slowly and painfully, as if by hemorrhagic fever.
Very good point. Trump should tweet that in addition assign them the label" villainous swine"
That's incorrect. What happened is the third party VENDOR was alerted months ago by the Sanders campaign to the possibility of a data breach. When the firewall went down AGAIN a stupid Sanders staffer went to the Hillary data and logged it supposedly to show what kind of vulnerabilities there were. He was then fired and the Sanders campaign immediately called for an independent audit.
The DNC and Wasserman made it sound like Sanders didn't want that when it was in fact THEM. Just as Wasserman massively limited debates before Iowa which O'Malley and Sanders both have complained about because obsfucation and minimized debate schedule at crazy times (Saturday night during a college game WTF?!!?) to avoid debate helps only the well known "inevitable" HRC. This is similar to the bullshit tactics used on Ron Paul by the RNC over the years.
The DNC wants Clinton and does NOT want Sanders. That much is crystal clear. Same thing with the MSM.
I would love a Trump vs. Sanders election because it would be such a horror show for the Oligarchs. Of course they are almost certainly not going to allow it.
You will have a shocking, machine "counted", come from behind win for Carson or Rubio or Cruz or whoever is polling better just like with Kerry vs Howard Dean who had ALL the momentum in 2004 and also wasn't a puppet. They then locked him up in the DNC without power and an agreement never to run for President again. The RNC and DNC are so fucking corrupt it's stupid.
I likewise expect they will have the machines spit out a Hilary win and then the MSM will say, "Well wiser heads prevailed blah blah Sanders is too extreme." They will say the same shit about Trump. Just watch.
It was a joke.
But, thanks for the clarification!
I think "schlonged" is what Trump did to corporate media whore George Stephanopoulos in this interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXDSJCdfX8k
Georgie boy is going to be walking like a goose for a few weeks after this one.
In other words...'Dick Slapped'.
Eewww...she is hideous.
Trump...the gift that keeps on giving.
'Schlonged'...the newest saying around the water cooler.
Merry Christmas and A Happy New Schlong!
Trump 2016. Anyone willing to say Hillary got dick slapped has got my vote LMAO ROFL
If nothing else, The Donald gave this hysterical monkey circus that our election coverage has become a good ass pounding. Just what it deserved and for sure needed. All these steril metrosexual barfing up talking points. Fuck you, you bunch of cunts.
If you grew up around NYC, you know what Trup said. Folks that don' are just a bunch of putzheads.
"We Schlonged some folks"
LOL, but not me, brother!
If you like your schlong,
you know the rest ;-0
Yeah, but doe she like to "skin the wookie"?
Went right to the source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlonged
...sorry, couldn't resist-
schlonged To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis. 'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!' by Maximus Aurelius May 28, 2009Who? Who can argue? What sane, rational, thinking person....cannot agree...that what happened to Hillary Clinton in 2008? Is. Was.
She got....SCHLONGED by Barrack Hussein Obama!!!
I'll bet anything, Obama finds this funny as shit.
Even Bill agrees. Hell, he probably said it first, and Trump overheard it at a party.
"Pedophiles are using Trumps schlong reference to create youtube videos!"
I have no idea what this vile bitch is even talking about anymore...lol.
I can't imagine anyone with a genuine schlong getting anywhere near that old hag.
PUTIN'S GOTTA love this one.
Other than ZH I've simply stopped posting comments or trying to enlighten people that things are crumbling, the media lies and everyone is on the take. What's the upside for me? Unless they're the people I care most about, I could give a good shit if they are caught up in the coming chaos or not.
Seems to me in a very Darwinian sort of way, after it's over it's simply fewer meatheads I'll have to live amongst.
Spoken like a true populist. Doesn't matter what happens as long as you get yours.
Isn't that the Democrat party line mantra?
Look up the word populist. Doesn't fit if you were trying to insult me.
Perhaps you meant nihilist, which I am not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FeT6uOpKAQ
Trump in British accent | Full Vid of Trump in a British accent
British comedian Peter Serafinowicz is giving Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump a more “sophisticated” tone.
Hilarious / enlightening
“Given Trump’s history of vulgarity and misogyny.."
It's all coming out in the open now, this is from urban dictionary, which one fits?
1. A Hebrew word used in the Jewish Scriptures (a.k.a. the Old Testament). The word literally means "nations," and is always used within these scriptures to refer to the nations of the world. Significantly, within the Old Testament, Judah (the Jewish nation) itself is called a "goy."
2. In the Old Testament, the Jews were called to be a nation separate from the other nations, which were all Pagan. And so, colloquially, all non-Jewish nations came to be called "goyim" as in "the nations" from which the God of the Old Testament had called upon the Jews to separate themselves.
3. A word used by some Jews to refer to Gentiles (non-Jews). The word can have derogatory connotations, such as the word "black" when used to refer to a persons of African descent. It can be neutral or negative depending on the context and the intent of the speaker.
We are all o sensitive that. Soon people will be offended at being called African, European, etc.
pause for thought---
hard to think that any but a closeted bull dyke
would put up for a moment with Bill & Monica,
and Bill's well known wayward ways....
but then....
maybe Bill had his reasons??
hmmmm???....
Hillary is just a plant to get The Trumpet elected. Working well so far.
Or vice versa.
Sure there is, Donald. There is a sucker born every minute and you're bringing them all out of the woodwork. Of all the things you can criticize Hillary about, you pick the fact she had to take a pee break? JFC, dude.
Schlong rhymes with Dong
Looooooooooooong Gone, Boooooooooooowling Green, Sewing Machine!
Me very long dong.
Everybody should write to HufPo and complain about their "racist" use of the term Goyim. Can you imagine if someone used the term little women or n*gger or something to that effect in the same circumstance? They would be out of a job by morning. But Goyim is okay?
Best case scenario that term lumps all other races and nations together as something other than God's chosen people, which obviously insinuates that one is lesser than they. Not too smart if your trying to make friends. Standard scenario, it's derogatory term used to describe all of those others who are worthless and to be reviled.
I think I understand just fine.
You're Late, been out on the Razzzzzzzzzzzzz Ms No!
Do you remember the film i'm referring to ( the song, Long Gone . . Bowling Green , Sewing Machine ? ) Tony Curtis, Sid Poitier chained escapees. Can't remember the name but top drawer.
Now all that animated , voice over crap. Sitting through 2 hours of dull without a fag ( filthy habit, yes, but i intend to give up when WW111 ends ).
"The Defiant Ones"?
Smoke American Spirits if you have some place close to get them cheap... them shits are delicious (light blue is good)! No chemicals, no headaches. I know you travel quite a bit for business in that easterly direction, apparently they are quite a commodity there as well.
I think its a Hebrew term. I guess Jews don't know the difference. In the US they go to Hebrew school but then get a real education when they go to Israel to try it out. Just like American Muslims, buncha fakers, not knowing what it's really like. Then there's the presumptive arrogance that most Jews have, that no one is correct but them. It's surely not my culture.
MSM journos watching too much porn.
The only Clinton capable of dueling with innuendo in a battle with Trump is Bill Clinton - and he is not running. Hillary is going to respond one day and mess up big time.
Agreed Bill coulda been Newman or McQueen, Cool Hand polygraph beater.
Schlonged means you just met with Sheldon Adelson and AIPAC to discuss terms.
Schlonged means you just met with Sheldon Adelson and AIPAC to discuss terms.
Hey, something that actually IS the Jews' fault.
Come on in spammer boys, this is your moment!
Well Schlong me dead, get the Schlong oughta here
Schlong, meet snatch ...
BFF
Hillary had to go poo poo?
She dropped a steaming curly obama in the bowl.
WaPo...ha ha ha. What a joke. Almost as bad as NPR.
Trump was speaking english and not yiddish
any words similarities is jews problem not Trump's
More like Hebonics. Yo.
Speaking of schlongs...
No wonder Hillary's bestie doesn't use her married name.....
Hum-a Weiner....
Muslimes can get beheaded for eating pork!
LOL!!
Silvio Berlusconi, the Berlusconismo. From the Berlusconismo to Beppe Grillo, Grillismo?
We all know what you meant Donald
So here we are getting grammar and usage lessons about a made up slang language. I'm starting to feel a little like Putin. What's next? Ebonics? I guess we already have Hebonics.
Come on, let's not fool ourselves, even if we are fools. "schlonged" means "fucked"...and yep, Hillary got fucked and God help me I enjoyed watching her get fucked and hope to see her get fucked yet again.
Schlong is like lasso to lassy...
You can lasso a varmint or a longhorn and brand him or it.
But when you lasso a lassy it does have another connotation as branding her you need a hot iron about which there is no double speak.
Its been thataway since Zeus branded Europa into "holy cow" !
Trump knows that an elephant trunk is a good trumpet when he yells "i did it" to his fella rogues on the warpath during mating season about the gal in the brushwood who got whacked by a hot rod.
Jees..does Trump wheeze phoney jazz !
He ain't the Bird !
And... the proof of the pudding will come if, for instance, Trump loses out the GOP race to a Ted Cruz...
Will he then say : Yes, I got schlonged by Ted!...??
If he does, I'll believe him, but only then !
Here's the joke of the century. Liberals want to castigate the only American with the balls to call out the Muslim slime trying to run our counttry into the ground. They include POTUS, Hillary Liar Clinton, Susan Rice, etc. MERRY CHRISTMAS! God Bless you, Mr. Trump.
Some people got intercoursed.
Nigggardly.
Fuck Trump and Clinton. The whole thing is vulgar.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203977842710950&set=a.16354778...
Let's hope this is photo shopped.
I hope she gets schllonged again.
Kenyan born prick smokin' crack head politically emasculates labia chewing elitist shrew = SHLONGED..... do the math people.
If you grew up in and around the NYC area, you used the word schlonged early and often. Trump hardly invented it. It has been around as long as I can remember.
You didn't even need to grow up in NYC or need be jewish. This is part of the urban dictionary before there was an urban dictionary.
First hit on google:
schlonged To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis. 'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'"Schlonged" is NY Manhattenite slang for "hosed". e.g. Hillary got hosed. Hillary got schlonged. Hillary got mullato dildoed.
The liberal MSM gets ecstatic every time Trump shoots off an insult, so sure they are that he just sank his campaign.
What they fail to appreciate is the degree to which America has been insulted by the progressive elitists. Thus the polls hold steady and the MSM bounces from hope to panic.
He could have just said that Hillary was dropping Obama off at the White House and avoided all of this controversy.
There sure is a lot of complaints coming from the lefties that were quite happy to throw around the immature pejorative "teabagger". One of Trump's primary selling points is his apparent immunity to PC bullcrap. The left needs a good shlonging.
Scho long Mr Trump... ya fuckin cock.
I think he meant 'she got schtupped'. Schlonged was just a corruption of the Yiddish 'schtupped'.
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little... [whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana
P.S.
Note that Slick Willie's cigar wasn't anywhere near Hillary's Habana.
This Trump jerkoff is worse than Dubya douche.
Up yours, illiterate America!