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On Sunday we noted that while Obama’s possible successor was busy laying out her (or his) ideological vision for the future of America, the President was busy playing 18 holes in Hawaii, where the First Family is enjoying their annual $4 million, taxpayer-funded Christmas in paradise.

Of course the President wants to make sure the press stays in the loop so he graciously allowed reporters to tag along as he wrapped up a round at the Mid Pacific Country Club on Monday.

While those in attendance didn't get anything notable from the commander in chief on foreign policy or anything else of geopolitical significance, they did get to witness this epic chip shot: 

And they'll be plenty more where that came from. Obama played 9 rounds on last year's trip.

A question for Mr. Trump: do "losers" make 40ft. chip shots?

 

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Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:13 | 6954284 Wow72
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We should put him on the PGA tour so we can get the money back we invested in his golf game.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:27 | 6954336 Pig Circus
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A question for Mr. Trump: do "losers" make 40ft. chip shots?

Obviously, duh.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:34 | 6954367 Truther
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And finally. Golfer-In-Chief was teed off...

So, world problems are solved, roses are red and violets are fucking blue.

You got him but he ain't got you.

Truly, this guy was a total waste from the start. They should've just voted him to stay at the golf course instead.

To him, Golf life matters too.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:38 | 6954383 Herd Redirectio...
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Lets give King Obama a 4 year victory lap for making this shot!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:43 | 6954409 XitSam
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If Barry has to return (at taxpayer expense) to Mordor on the Potomac because of some emergency, it will be because they don't understand how much he earned this vacation.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:58 | 6954448 Save_America1st
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fucking sociopath

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:13 | 6954497 Dolar in a vortex
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Blind pig finds acorn, film at 11.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:37 | 6954573 Beam Me Up Scotty
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18 holes in one??  Or isn't he quite as good as Kim Jong Il??

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:25 | 6954685 TruxtonSpangler
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Wow Mr President, great shot sir. Youre amazing mr president sir.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:29 | 6954862 SMG
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People with weak personalities make better puppets, and that's why they installed Obama.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:57 | 6954951 The Saint
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Too bad there are no aligators in Hawaiian water traps.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:28 | 6954541 Chupacabra-322
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He's one class A War Criminal Pure Evil Scum Fuck Psychopath / Sociopath / Treasonist of the best class. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:44 | 6954414 Shad_ow
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do "losers" make 40ft. chip shots?

 

Yeah, even lying, Marxist, pajama boys make one eventually.  Have you ever seen film of other good shots?  Nope, didn't think so.  I haven't either.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:15 | 6954503 Ralph Spoilsport
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"Charlie don't surf!"

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:44 | 6954727 nmewn
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And in other manmade global warming nuuuz...

Mr.Obama flew from Turkey to the Philippines in the Pacific Ocean (or the Philippians as Steve Harvey would say) on November 17th and then on to Malaysia the 20th, returning "home" to DC long enough to personally give the "go signal" to Sayeed Farkook to burn some powder into the air and of course pardon a turkey, before jetting off to the "climate conference' in Paris...France...(that would be a different ocean being crossed for all you government school indoctrinated graduates, the Atlantic) and then returning (over the same ocean, the Atlantic) long enough to pack his shit and fly half way back across the first ocean (the Pacific) to...Hawaii.

Because, he really cares about the fucking planet.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 04:39 | 6955654 StackShinyStuff
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No - they get schlonged

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:33 | 6954362 Janet Shalom Be...
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Did Romans golf while Rome burned too?

Good thing the Fraudulent Reserve has the markets' back.  

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:14 | 6954501 GhostOfDiogenes
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Yes. The precursor to golf came from Rome and moved with the Romans to Scotland when the Romans first ruled over Brithain.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:18 | 6954287 ---------
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this nigger is so thin   he is still someking his green

 

 

get high, play golf, sell guns  repeat

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:23 | 6954324 R.R.Raskolnikov
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Something like: I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:11 | 6954492 Sanity Bear
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you don't get thin from smoking pot

 

Smoking crack, on the other hand...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:15 | 6954288 TheAntiProgressive
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Who needs a fiddle when you can golf instead.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:15 | 6954289 hangemhigh77
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He's gonna get an extra ass boning tonight.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:31 | 6954550 Chupacabra-322
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@ hangem,

 

That's some classic funny shit you posted. I cried.  Thanks, for the laugh.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:18 | 6954296 PRO.223
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To answer the question; Yes, I guess it now obvious, losers do make 40' chip shots on occasion.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:23 | 6954320 Normalcy Bias
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All of the golf he's played over the last seven years, and this is the first great (or lucky) shot they've shown us...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:34 | 6954558 Chupacabra-322
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Believe me, when I say he's good at playing with balls.  Just the ones that smack him on his chin repeatedly. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:18 | 6954299 Bill of Rights
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As much as I can't stomach this pathetic individual, he does deserve to relax, after all he is human ..I think.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:26 | 6954318 nope-1004
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He's in relax mode 24/7 because he's a puppet figure for the money-changers.

But your sincerity..... lmao.

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:26 | 6954332 Normalcy Bias
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Of course he's human. Narcissistic Sociopaths are human, too!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:31 | 6954353 seek
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I'm pretty sure the lizard people suck at golf, so yeah, he's probably human.

Now Cheney... he uses a shotgun and not a 9-iron. I'll let you draw your own conclusions there.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:46 | 6954418 Shad_ow
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He deserves a firing squad but won't even get a prison cell.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:19 | 6954305 The Pope
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So it's true... He DOES putt from the rough.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:20 | 6954306 janus
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not a bad shot, barry.

but too much wrist-flap...you'll never get consistent arch, bite, roll or direction with wrist-flap.

limp wrists "don't" sink chips...but even a choomin kenyan finds the hole every now and then.

janus

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:23 | 6954321 Squid Viscous
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i don't think he can control that, being gay and all

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:33 | 6954361 lakecity55
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"your grip is too tight, Redge."
"How about this?"
"Better, but you're choking the shaft. Move up some."
"Better?"
"Move it up and down til your are comfortable, then swing it!"

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:11 | 6954491 GhostOfDiogenes
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All the old timers hate wrist flap.

Did you all think it up at a convention in Orlando or something?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:19 | 6954307 Not My Real Name
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Must be nice. I'll be working over the holidays.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:22 | 6954316 R.R.Raskolnikov
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Look, it's tha twin brotha of Tiger Woods!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:03 | 6954464 Lumberjack
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Who's the blond going after him with a club?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:27 | 6954334 Sudden Debt
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I guess that's what he meanth when he said "going that extra mile..."

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:28 | 6954339 venturen
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I thought he was from Chicago....I don't remember other presidents jetting off to the tropics for rest and relaxation? 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:09 | 6954485 GhostOfDiogenes
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Well he was supposedly born there and has mind control contacts there, Abercrombie knew his parents.

Every president has a vacation house.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 23:31 | 6955214 WTFUD
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Chicago, yeah, maybe Rahm's got a few vacant unofficial incarceration pads . The Slimy Bastard deserves Gitmo.

Probably played that same shot 18 times. Nothing more sickening than watching his cock-sucking entourage big up his ego.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:30 | 6954347 lakecity55
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"Uh, uh, uh, Ahhhh! Another hole-in-one."
"Shut up, Reggie. Pass me a doobie."

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:02 | 6954459 GhostOfDiogenes
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I doubt even Obama gets good weed from his homeys.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:30 | 6954350 Agent P
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Cinderella story.  Outta nowhere.  A former community organizer, now, about to become the Masters champion.  It looks like a mirac....It's in the hole!  It's in the hole! 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:20 | 6954673 Kprime
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I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be
Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
It's your life
And isn't it a mystery
If it's nobody's bus'ness
It's everybody's game

 

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Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:36 | 6954378 HopefulCynic
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Yes they do, it is all a fluke, or a very elaborated hoax to make you believe he is a winner, you decide. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:40 | 6954391 Squid Viscous
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you mean the ball had GPS guidance, like the planes on 9-11?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:00 | 6954453 Winston Churchill
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Shame it didn't have a warhead and proximity fuse.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:07 | 6954477 Lumberjack
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The core of the ball was a neodymium magnet and a steel plate at the bottom of the hole ala county fair. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:40 | 6954580 Lumberjack
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I dedicate this holiday song to the serial downvoter...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:39 | 6954386 XitSam
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What's Barry's handicap?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:44 | 6954412 OldPhart
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That's as sealed as his school records, passport, and other history.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:50 | 6954429 Agent P
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You mean other than being left-handed and queer? 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:50 | 6954431 Tim Knight from...
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Michelle?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:37 | 6954572 Chupacabra-322
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No, Michael.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:00 | 6954454 GhostOfDiogenes
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They say he is a 17 but he takes 5-6 hours to play so I wonder.

I don't trust golfers but I do trust even the best ones to cheat from time to time.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:01 | 6954457 Winston Churchill
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Golf.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:17 | 6954668 Kprime
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Bush

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:10 | 6954796 Buster Cherry
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Having a dick?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:41 | 6954898 Who was that ma...
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They make him wear clothes in public.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:51 | 6954432 CHoward
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If you practice enough, you eventually become good - hopefully. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:17 | 6954510 Winston Churchill
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Are we talking golf or presidency ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:34 | 6954881 Who was that ma...
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Walking while chewing gum.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 18:52 | 6954437 Fuku Ben
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You, mistress, That have the office opposite to Saint Peter, And keep the gate of hell!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:00 | 6954452 Son of Captain Nemo
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Delusional white chocolate CIA trained chimp waiting to write his memoirs along with being the recipient of a "00 odd" buck to the face!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:08 | 6954482 J Mahoney
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I really wish people would stop saying he is on Christmas Vacation and get it right--he is off for Milad un Nabi.

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:18 | 6954511 jomama
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How the mighty ZH has fallen...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:26 | 6954533 83_vf_1100_c
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  Off topic but I am getting some weird windows with ZH all of a sudden. Zero Hedge survey that is gonna pay me $195.00? Some advert for a Ford Explorer? Off to do some virus/malware checks.

obama is such a cocksucker! wtf is a vacation? I forgot what that is like.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:30 | 6954545 overmedicatedun...
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six usa soldiers dead in afgan today, so let's go golf..fuck him his non us born manchurian candidate..fuck you all DC for letting this abortion of a man happen.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:40 | 6954721 Winston Churchill
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Why exactly were they there again ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:36 | 6954563 American Psycho
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The irony of his constant climate change / global warming rhetoric.  Excuse my while I fly Air Force 1 to Hawaii for a few rounds. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:42 | 6954584 will ling
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the "magic negro" and what could easily be 100K additional legit perjoratives..... why did we let this happen?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:59 | 6954619 Michigander
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Maybe Barry, the Magic Negro will joint the PGA.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:42 | 6954722 Winston Churchill
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THere are some big potholes on PGA  Boulevarde right now that need filling.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 19:59 | 6954623 Bopper09
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Ok, douchebag or not.  Why is everyone so hard on him for playing golf?  Or is it way overdone.  I mean, if I were preesident I'd try get out a couple times a week, just like I do now, no? 

I don't pay attention to how much he golfs though.  Fuck him anyway.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 22:46 | 6955079 Buster Cherry
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His golf costs you and me millions.

 

Does that part the clouds a little?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:24 | 6954676 pc_babe
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Is that Reggie holding his stick?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:24 | 6954680 pc_babe
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Choom gang getting it on

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:30 | 6954692 BustainMovealota
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He wants the press to tag along and report back.  This helps to generate animosity and division in the USA.  Its good for the fundamental transformation of the country.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:31 | 6954703 JamaicaJim
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FUCK YOU FUCKBAMA

YOU CUNT

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:08 | 6954791 Buster Cherry
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America calling: James Earl Ray

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:12 | 6954806 Sonic the porcupine
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At least when he is on the golf course he isn't messing up the economy/country/world.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:15 | 6954822 max2205
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Barry soweto or whatever his real name is

Never forget

 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:39 | 6954890 Who was that ma...
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If you look close you can see the little string tied to the ball pulling it into the hole.  Of course Oshithead has no clue, he thinks he actually sank the shot.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 22:34 | 6955044 deimos178
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even a blind lazy marxist squirrel finds a few nuts once in a while.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 22:53 | 6955086 John Law Lives
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This version of Obumble is probably better suited to be POTUS:

(this is funny)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8JmAaj043o

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 01:08 | 6955443 onmail1
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Homosexual playing with white balls
Hah ha
I mean golf
whaddyathink?

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