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Something Crazy Is Going On In Swedish Money Markets

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It appears Swedish banks are falling over themselves to get rid of excess cash. We noted Swedish banks refusing to open bank accounts in September, and warned in October of a "giant wave of money" heading into Sweden thanks to the Riksbank-ECB policy divergence, and now, Swedish banks are paying each other to take cash off their balance sheets into year-end, as 1-week STIBOR crashes to -1.792%.

In other words, "reverse window-dressing" as no one wants to show a negative carry asset on their balance sheet.

 

It is clear that SHB has the most "excess cash" to dump... willing to pay a massive 5.05% to someone to "take my money"

 

Or put another way...

 

It is these kind of nonsense disclocations that extreme monetary policy-makers create with their unintended consequences. As we previously concluded,

And so, we're now beginning to see the results of the beggar-thy-neighbor monetary insanity that grips DM central banks. It's a never-ending race to the bottom and now that everyone is moving further and further into NIRP, it's not even clear that there is a bottom. After all, even if negative rates finally do make their way to household deposits causing rational actors to simply withdraw their money, the monetary authorities can always just ban cash, which would effectively obliterate the idea of a "lower bound."

 

In any event, perhaps the more pressing concern here is the combination of a massive housing bubble, NIRP, and a QE program that's all but exhausted. As we noted last week when discussing Denmark, Copenhagen home prices are rising at 12% per year (or more) and yet the Danish central bank is operating on the assumption that headline inflation is half of 1%. Obviously that borders on the insane. Central banks are deliberately ignoring a sure sign of inflation on the way to citing disinflation as an excuse for doubling, tripling, and quadrupling down on the same policies that have driven housing prices into the stratosphere. The question then becomes this: when these housing bubbles burst (and they will), how do central banks in Denmark, Sweden, and Norway intend to fight the ensuing deep recessions now that they've exhausted their counter-cyclical capacity?

h/t @fksthlm

 

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Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:25 | 6952477 ---------
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what did you expect from a muslim cuntry?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:27 | 6952488 Groundhog Day
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cash is the new hot potatoe.  I only wish it would land in my bank account

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:34 | 6952983 KnuckleDragger-X
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"But you promised you'd kill me last!"

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:49 | 6953294 tarabel
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If it landed in my account, I'd trade it in on capital goods and inventory as fast as I could manage. Let someone else hold the bag.

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 22:21 | 6968808 optimator
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If it did you'd have trouble getting it out.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:00 | 6952597 Fester
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Accounts will be balanced one way or another.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:14 | 6952649 Antifaschistische
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stockpiling fiat, and assuming it all is equivalent to real wealth....is like stockpiling IOUs from your nephew with a 10 year meth addiction.  At some point, fiat gets written off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GSXbgfKFWg

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:35 | 6952985 KnuckleDragger-X
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Zero is the perfect balance point......

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:46 | 6953031 OldPhart
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Is that positive 5% or is it the result of dividing two negatives?  Aren't the swishies on NIRP?  How could there be a positive 5.5% interest?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:21 | 6953422 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Good ! In Islamic Law only Gold and Silver is real money !

And interest on money is banned !

I wish the could become the Swedistand fast then :)

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:26 | 6952479 GRDguy
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The Wallenbergs are up to something, probably NOT a good thing.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:27 | 6952483 BlindMonkey
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They can call me.  If they are willing to pay -1.8% to hold on to their cash I will take as much as they can hand me.  I'm cool like that.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:33 | 6952493 NoDebt
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Funny things happen when you fuck with the time value of money.  Not "ha ha" funny.  More like "oh, shit" funny.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:59 | 6952587 THE COIN
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' What do you mean I'm Funny?, Whats funny about it ? I'm funny like a Clown ? I amuse you ? What the Fuck is so funny about Me ! ? '

                            Joe Pesci

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:03 | 6952609 GhostOfDiogenes
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You know what, you're a funny guy.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:32 | 6952756 drdolittle
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The one time Joe Pesci wasn't a clown. He was great in that movie, which was great. Scary psychopathic guy.

But, they're getting ready to get rid of cash. No savings for anyone. And encourage everyone to borrow more. It's a can't lose, housing prices going up and mortgage rates are nothing or even negative. It's too good to be true.

Me, I'm gonna keep being opposite guy, little house debt here, cash, guns, pms, stockpiled food. More of the same from me while I watch everyone get temporarily rich. I bet it doesn't end well. I'd bet there's a plan to sucker a bunch of people.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:29 | 6952499 yogibear
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Soon to be called Mecca of the North.

Libtards seem to want to destroy themselves all in the name of tolerance.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:46 | 6952536 oddjob
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Libtards are just useful idiots furthering anothers' agenda, most will have a 'what have I done moment'.

Bring on the suicide booths.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-vRpQ0YyYo

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:24 | 6952707 GhostOfDiogenes
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I don't know why but this seems pertinent to the discussion.

http://youtu.be/BEenRyJIQWU

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:34 | 6952514 savagegoose
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hey swede banks, pay me $1 mill and ill take $1 bill off your hands for you . now thats customer service

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:36 | 6952524 GhostOfDiogenes
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It won't be worth anything when they ban cash.

Good wallpaper maybe.

Or toilet paper?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:44 | 6952550 PTR
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And they are currently the most "cashless" country on Earth.  Coincidence?    

 

Discuss.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:58 | 6952589 GhostOfDiogenes
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There are no coincidences. There are no accidents. Everything does indeed happen from a prior, mostly unseen reason.

The universe runs on very logical, repeatable principals.

And the jews want to eliminate the whites from the planet and make the rest of the races their slaves.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:10 | 6952633 Bopper09
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Unbacked cash is even shittier than the cheap thin toilet paper in public bathrooms.  The absolute shittiest of toilet papers.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:37 | 6952527 Syameimaru
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Everything's normal. Don't look behind the curtain!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:37 | 6952528 _ConanTheLibert...
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Would you like knäckebrot with that?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:37 | 6952532 Seasmoke
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Time is money. Not any more.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:42 | 6952543 buzzsaw99
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when banks make loans then sell them to infestors, mortgage agencies, etc., deposits are nothing but a liability. the new eCONoME.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:43 | 6952547 Bryan
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Somethingh, sounds like an Indian name.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:49 | 6952820 Börjesson
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BOHICA? :)

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:47 | 6952554 Debugas
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Can anybody explain why banks are doing that ?

Are they forced by ECB to pay tax on idling parked at ECB money ? Why can not they keep that money elsewhere (do they have to prove to ECB they have enough reserves that is why) ?

 

Or is this all simply an attempt to help the defaulting borrowers not to default (which would force the banks to write-off bad debts)?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:48 | 6952563 two hoots
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Living will soon be replaced by existing, and complying. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:57 | 6952575 firstdivision
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I know a Nigerian prince that can help the banks shed excess cash. 

Are we sure this isn't a Wadell & Reed moment, well before it becomes an Indian in their parents basement moment?

http://www.riksbank.se/en/Interest-and-exchange-rates/search-interest-rates-exchange-rates/?g5-SEDP1WSTIBOR=on&from=2015-11-22&to=2015-12-22&f=Day&cAverage=Average&s=Comma

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:12 | 6952645 sudzee
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Sounds good to me. Purchase a home with a 100% mortgage at -1 or 2% making said mortgage self extinguishing. Remortgage each year to extract 10-12% of house value. Housing rises exponentially cause it becoms an ever increasing money maker. Quit job to allow new ME slaves to do the physical work. Enjoy life and become a trillionaire.

Helicopter money for the masses.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:36 | 6952774 drdolittle
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So easy. I'm gonna get that worm dangling around in my pond. Not worried at all about that shiny thing behind it. Similar thing happened late 70s to farm buyers. Prices goiing up 10% annually, use your new equity to buy another farm. Ooops when the prices sgarted dropping. Said equity now neg. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:23 | 6952697 Youri Carma
Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:26 | 6952724 kaboomnomic
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Err.. Swedish has banks?? I taught they only have Inga the porn star??

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:27 | 6952733 orangegeek
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Norwegian women are way hotter than Swedish women, so this news goes under irrelevant.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:46 | 6952813 zipit
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Most Swedish women will have hairy backs and be wearing tents in 10y. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:50 | 6952827 Funn3r
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Swedish women (and men for that matter) have absolutely no dress sense. Green and yellow stripey top with red tartan trousers, they think they look sexy as hell. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:23 | 6953434 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Scandinavian gals are fucking hot but the worst wife that can have since they are all raised as man hating feminist bitch... The worst wife material that exist !

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:37 | 6953496 Phut
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Phut

I'm a newbie (and I respect that status):

this is my first post; I lie awaiting . . .. [advice, MF's . . . , but where?].

And, phorgive me for using EuSSR as a 'term' but I think that we might just get used to the concept, given its modus operandi.

Use EuSSR more often in your communications, because that's just what its is. An EuSSR. NO MF'g-ing joking.

OK - so here we go (apart from the fact that I've got the hots for MicroBio after a 6-pack [beer that is]):

Phuk the SKR, Sweden and all of the mujahedin therein (sexy as hell, huh?). . .   

and the women, geez, unfortunately (but good for breeding), they're only VIKING (the 'breed' that created bothcRussia and England, as we now know them, as nations) stock for Xriss'sake;

hand-made woolen sails (=top-notch techno at the time, using specially bred sheep) and so on; the Vikings did 'discover' Greenland, so, OK, I give up, phukked a'redy). Shaddup. Seen better (women) elsewhere in the EuSSR (e.g. Slovenia).

Writing up (regional) women reviews seems to be a [subliminal] big deal on ZH. Not that I've got anything against the concept (of sha**ing women), but for phuck's sake, keep it clean, huh? Why not provide real GPS (for contacts), huh? That would make it kinda easier? :-). Having said that, Hamburg's Reeperbahn is mmm . . . . hmmm.

This is NOT an advertorial: ZH - please DO continue to give me the TRUE beans on pecuniary ('Gold', baby) matters (I've been a reader for the past 4 years, but also feel that I might be able to contribute sensible stuff?)

Phuk mentors. I know what I think. If you don't like what I think, well, you can just phuk off.

PhutU2. OK, so how am I doing, fight club?

(Note for uneducutad MFs: EU does NOT = Eu(rope); the geographic centre of Europe for the uninitiated is in (somewhere +- in Lithuania) yeah, that's right - Europe's East border is at the Urals, not just east of Bulgaria! Shucks, that means that Putin's Russia is actually IN Europe; RIGHT! Get real! Unfortumately, the stuff aft of (=East) of the Urals already (in reality) belongs to the Chinese))

I hope I've not pissed off too many ZH-ers with this virgin entry. If you see EuSSR used on ZH , it's probably me.

If I have, phuku2!

(sorry about bringing in this txt-type-sh**e nto ZH, but after 2 six-packs, it was the only op[tion . . . )

OK, I know it's too long (for a virgin speech), but, will be reading y'all anywayze!. Phuk the EuSSR.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:22 | 6953622 Mad Cow
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WTPh?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 22:28 | 6955018 CrabbyR
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Eussr,, I get ,, lots of the other stuff escapes me

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