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Trump Promises Not To Assassinate Journalists, Says "Schlonged" Hillary Clinton's Bathroom Run Was "Disgusting"

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Last week, Donald Trump was delighted to learn that Russian President Vladimir Putin is apparently a fan. 

Speaking to reporters after his annual press conference, Putin called trump “a talented man” before saying he’s the “absolute leader” of the US presidential race. Here’s the clip:

Now obviously, saying Trump is “an absolute leader in the presidential race” is something far different from saying he is an “absolute leader” (one is comment on the polls while the other is a character assessment), the brazen GOP frontrunner didn’t let the PR opportunity go to waste. He promptly called Putin’s apparent praise “a great honor” and told a crowd of supporters over the weekend that it’s not “such a bad thing” that the Russian leader is fond of an American politician. 

Subsequently, Trump defended Putin's record when it comes to "disappearing" journalists. “As far as the reporters are concerned, obviously I don’t want that to happen, I think it’s horrible,” Trump told ABC’s “This Week” on Sunday. “But, in all fairness to Putin, you’re saying he killed people, I haven’t seen that. I don’t know that he has. Have you been able to prove that?"

Actually, he is right, although it's safe to say that Russia's record is less than exemplary when it comes to press freedom...

... just like the US has a tendency to "reward" journalists for promoting the party line.

At the end, when it comes to propaganda it is all about a simple choice: carrots or sticks.

That said, for any journalists who plan to stay alive even if Trump somehow manages to take the White House next year, the billionaire apparently doesn't plan to kill any members of the press. 

"These people, I hate some of these people," he said, pointing to the press row at a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan before assuring the crowd that "I would never kill them."

"I would never kill them. But some of them are such lying, disgusting people," he continues. 

At this, the crowd erupted in cheers.

And speaking of "disgusting," Trump didn't like Hillary Clinton's bathroom break during the third Democratic debate. “I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. It’s disgusting," he said, commenting on the former First Lady's late return from a commercial break. “She was favored to win and she got schlonged,” he added, mocking Clinton for losing the primary to Obama in 2008. “She lost. I mean, she lost," he added, in case anyone wasn't familiar with what it means to be "schlonged."

There are plenty of Americans worried about losing their Second Amendment rights to Obama. Should those same voters worry about losing their First Amendment rights under Trump?

Or does Trump merely relish trolling the liberal media at its own game? You decide.

 

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Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:59 | 6952856 conscious being
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Dustbin Exile, Exhibit #A - Poor Jailed Congressman James Traficant.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:39 | 6953001 oddball
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Bwhahahhahahah

 

Still believe in unicorns?  

 

"Any politician who thinks they can fight the evil that has consumed the government is delusional or lying.  There is no political solution."

 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:18 | 6952928 RedDwarf
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"There is absolutely no difference between the Two Political Parties. None."

Yes there is.  The Republicans primarily want to destroy your social liberties excepting gun rights, the Democrats primarily want to destroy your economic rights and gun rights.  The Republicans derive their votes from K selected individuals, the Democrats from R selected individuals.  (See r/K selection theory stuff here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory)

"It is all the same shitshow. ... There are NO POLITICAL SOLUTIONS."

I agree there are no political solutions.  So long as we have governments that have a monopoly on the major use of force, the power to print money, the power to regulate all aspects of the economy, civil, and criminal law then massive cronyism and command and control economy (corporatism) and/or fascism will result.  We can however sometimes keep the shitstorm from becoming a shitblizzard.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:22 | 6953166 FrankDrakman
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"We can however sometimes keep the shitstorm from becoming a shitblizzard."

Thanks, Mr. Lahey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcQW04AQ_Ok

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:21 | 6953159 Blankenstein
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So what's your solution?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:20 | 6952273 ZH Snob
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in America, the press has the right to report exactly what they are told to report. 

the idea of an inquisitive and brave field of journalists is from a bygone era.  the only place you'll find that is on the internet.  but that, of course, comes with its own mine field.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:30 | 6952500 Mike in GA
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Trump has gotten the MSM to give him free coverage from start to finish.  I think that's pretty fuckin smart.  He hasn't spent anything but gas money for his ride and some campaign gewgaws, tax deductible, of course.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:37 | 6952526 two hoots
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Most media attention Trump gets is negative press tilted to make him bad, Hillary good. He has to fight through most of it.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:18 | 6952668 RiverRoad
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The more they ride him, the higher he goes in the polls. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:44 | 6952353 Angel_Eyes
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My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do... www.wallstreet34.com

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:36 | 6952525 Depression is Coming
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Go get your shine box you poor piece of shit.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:39 | 6952790 Sanity Bear
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clearly another Israel-Zionist conspiracy run by George Soros and Sheldon Adelson through the Tropicana Khazar shell corp which is really a Mossad operation

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:39 | 6953506 Bunghole
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Get off your soapbox, Schlomo.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:51 | 6952371 DavidC
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Like him or loath him, he's his own man unlike those PoSs like Hitlary.

He reminds me of the UK's Jeremy Clarkson, I may not agree with a lot of what he says but I respect that he has the balls to say it and will defend his right to say it.

DavidC

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:23 | 6952468 Takeaction2
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<<<<Trump vs. Hillary debate....Pay per view  3 HOURS  No commercials, no hiding (or checking server) in the bathroom..profits to Veterans, ASPCA, or Cancer Children...something good.  I am all in!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:55 | 6952840 RockRiver
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what is so disgusting about going to the bathroom?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:06 | 6952885 Dick Gazinia
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Picture Hillary's fat ass on a toilet.

Disgusting

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:11 | 6953130 Buckaroo Banzai
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She was changing her adult diaper. That is what Donald is alluding to, quite cleverly.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:56 | 6953069 Demdere
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Donald Trump is in the Israeli-Neocon camp, the people who did the 9/11 False Flag operation.

Israeli-Neocons are the existential threat to America.

9/11 was a coup, and Israeli-Neocons still run our government and the wars and are responsible for the terrorism around the world and the authoritarian, police-state trends here in the US.

Muslims are NOT the enemy, Israeli-Neocons are the enemy.

Why vote for the enemy of our country?

https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/12/18/was-trump-annointed/

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:39 | 6953751 RiverRoad
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But...but...but the lines are always longer for the Ladies Room.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:50 | 6952185 Oh regional Indian
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The bottom Right corner of the youtube window read, to my fleeting glance...

Live SHIT, MSNBC...

And what a well-spoken candidate, speaking right to the American heart...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:03 | 6952404 Jeffersonian Liberal
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For that percentage of the US voting populace that voted for Obammie the Commie not once but twice and who are now sporting "I'm Ready for Hillary!" bumper stickers, subtlety and formal elegance have no meaning.

They need to be shouted at sometimes in the crudest terms available to help them extract their heads from the Leviathan's ass.

Currently, that Leviathan wears a pantsuit and shrews like a harpy,

Trump is popular because he has tapped into the great seething in America. He knows what its root cause is, and he is bringing it out into the open in bold, explicit language.

Trump is popular because he is not playing the game of the "professional politician."

In the works of Aristotle and Longinus and Demetrius we learn that adjusting every part of your oratory/rhetoric to what is most appropriate for the particular audience and the purpose of the communication is what is most effective.

In that regard, he is a "well-spoken candidate, speaking right to the American heart."

At this critical juncture of our Republic's history, this is good.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:50 | 6952187 I AM SULLY
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Trump is a joke.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:52 | 6952192 Truther
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Sully. You're fucking SILLY

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:07 | 6952242 mvsjcl
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True, I am for Trump as a disruptive force in a nation long past its prime (1913?). For anyone to think that one person running for political office is a difference maker, or will steer the ship away from the shoals, is ludicrous. We're far beyond that point now.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:16 | 6952444 Dadburnitpa
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Sully:   Whatever your feelings may be about R. Reagan, consider that many of the same things that are being said of Trump are very similar to what was said of Reagan before he was elected.  Sometimes what you sincerely believe could never happen, actually does happen.  Not saying this as an endorsement of either guy, just giving you a shot of reality.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:34 | 6952517 Mike in GA
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Like your nic and avatar!  Reminds me of Festus on Gunsmoke, too.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:04 | 6952614 More Ammo
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prime ended in 1830 when politicians took over .gov

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:41 | 6953006 SillySalesmanQu...
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I am the only Silly around here... ;-)

Silly

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:53 | 6952198 Bindar Dundat
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We Canadians are going to build a big wall to keep jokers like Sully from leaving the U.S.A after Trump becomes President. 

I hope hethen  tracks you down like a Jihadist loving dog that you are and  fires you as a human.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:35 | 6952325 cheech_wizard
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>fires you as a human.

Long overdue for a great deal of lawyers, bankers, and politicians.

Standard Disclaimer: "Fires" as in with a torch?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:02 | 6952605 More Ammo
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We torched some folks.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:21 | 6952689 RiverRoad
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Can't wait to watch the Donald fire a few people.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:00 | 6952216 epicurious
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Turn your glasses around Sully so the red is on your right eye and then look at my avatar. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:07 | 6952239 Sanity Bear
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yo don' go dissin President Camacho, yo

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:37 | 6952531 sessinpo
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I AM SULLY     Trump is a joke.

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Trump is no joke. None of them are.

The real problem are the ones that Trump or any of them that get elected is the right one. IMO, at this point there is no "correct one". This is a cultural problem of uneducated people on the responsibilities and importance of individual freedom and the tyrrany of government, no matter who is elected to run it. Stop putting any of these assholes on a pedastal. Neither Trump or any of the others gives a shit about you or me.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:47 | 6952559 Sanity Bear
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Ron Paul was the right one, and Rand is close enough for government work.

 

But of course there's no way an electorate ready to go to war with anyone anytime at the drop of a propaganda bomb is going to pull that lever.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:23 | 6952946 cheech_wizard
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I'll make this simple. Why Rand Paul doesn't have a chance. It's called guilt by association...

Tell us all again who is the other Senator from Kentucky?

Is it clear now? If he was from a different state, then I'd say yes, he probably would be polling far better than he is now.

But presently he sits at the right hand of the evil Sith Lord Darth McConnell.

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:39 | 6953251 sessinpo
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Sanity Bear

Ron Paul was the right one, and Rand is close enough for government work.

But of course there's no way an electorate ready to go to war with anyone anytime at the drop of a propaganda bomb is going to pull that lever.

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I even had issues with RP. The system became far to corrupt long  before RP got in Congress. But that shows how deeply the ignorance is entrenched. Most people can't see that it was way to late before RP.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:51 | 6952189 JamaicaJim
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Love how the liberal asinine bought off media has jumped on this non-story and is trying to ravage Trump for it.

Love how Trump could care less

FUCK the media and the cunt Clinton - despicable vile piece of shit she is. Now, her daughter, Webster, is spawning another ugly kid. All over the "news".

Fucktards

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:54 | 6952200 JRobby
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Propagandists with no journalistic integrity

True journalists that report both sides of a story

 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:56 | 6952205 MFL8240
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Obama and Clinton the best salesman for Trump!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:03 | 6952229 WestVillageIdiot
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The only thing they are better at selling than Trump is guns. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:16 | 6952264 lakecity55
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The kid must be by alien insemination, not human.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:45 | 6952358 Normalcy Bias
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Someone should definitely check it for the Mark of the Beast.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:11 | 6952902 conscious being
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Webster Hubble was a funny looking dude.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:12 | 6953132 Normalcy Bias
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Judging by his mouth, one of his ancestors apparently mated with a Grouper.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:17 | 6953146 overmedicatedun...
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prediction: Hillary will be talking and a question about Trump will come up after some long day, without her nap and.. she will turn red, and realllly try to control her anger, but out it will come and a screaming shrew will be spotlighted for the american public..Donald will keep it up until she implodes, her ego is her downfall.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:44 | 6953011 dynomutt
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They must be Big Telescope fans.  Orbital, even.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:51 | 6952190 Bank_sters
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Since I gave up on my fellow man and am prepared to immigrate to better places should this one become uninhabitable, I've come to find the collapse of America VERY FUCKING AMUSING.

 

Oh, and I like Trumps frankness.   Can't wait till he roasts cankles.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:00 | 6952214 WestVillageIdiot
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Just think what the Trump / Clinton debates will be like.  She has so many skeletons, so much incompetence, and so much ugliness to try to overcome.  Her media consultants will probably demand five times the normal rate to get her ready.  They will be cringing when they think about the million different ways Trump can attack her.  When all you have on your side is your estrogen level, and you are facing a pitbull, elections become pretty difficult.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:07 | 6952240 Big Corked Boots
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The H vs T show would be worth the price of admission.

Especially since it doesn't matter who becomes prez anyway.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:23 | 6952286 Normalcy Bias
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H vs T is going to be like watching WWE, and probably about as sincere. I stopped enjoying that shit when I was about 10.

However, I could get back into it if they'd smash chairs over one another, do some flying drop kicks, cut one another's foreheads with shallow razors, etc.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:04 | 6952880 buyingsterling
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Screech is her name.

HRC is 'Screech'

Please use 'Screech' when referring to the person formerly known as 'Cankles'.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:35 | 6953229 FrankDrakman
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I'll have you know that "Screech" is a perfectly fine version of rum, bottled in Newfoundland, Canada. 

Thousands of Maritimers will descend on you if you persist in linking the name of this upstanding potable with that of that low standing toilet brush. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:45 | 6953526 Esso
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Great, now you've got my two toilet brushes pissed off. Well, off to China again.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:11 | 6952252 CaptainMoonlight
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You make some good points.

Vegas should start some bets on whether Trump makes Killary sh1t herself during the debates. I would take that bet all day long.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:00 | 6953103 Demdere
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Why are we deciding between two obviously-Israeli-Neocon candidates a year before the election?

Neither Clinton nor Trump can possibly improve America in any way, ignore them and lets find the right person.

We here on the net have the power to do that, and we keep falling into the Status Quo mindset, MSM's constant frame for all the stories that keeps it in business.

Ignore their mental boxes, let's think more widely.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:51 | 6952191 Bindar Dundat
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But everyone is talking about him , even though his remarks are scary. He WILL be the next President and I for one will be happy.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:01 | 6952219 WestVillageIdiot
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Reality is scary.

It's about time there is somebody telling Americans, "be adults. Face the reality."  I don't see Trump handing out any participation trophies any time soon.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:17 | 6952266 Bangin7GramRocks
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Right. Considering the fact that Trump inherited $100 million, his success would be akin to a child having a better bat, better glove, "friendly" umpire and starting the game with a 3 run lead. Then he could shout "I am a champion" and hoist the trophy overhead. All that being said, I hope Trump wins for the entertainment value alone.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:19 | 6952271 WestVillageIdiot
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He was definitely born on third base.  But I don't see any of the other dinks that were born on third, and think they hit a triple, rocking the boat in any way. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:38 | 6952333 Eyeroller
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It doesn't matter how much money a person inherits. They may get a head start, but that's nothing in the scheme of things if they don't have any business sense. 

If Obozo had inherited Trumps millions and tried to run a business with it, where would it be now?

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:43 | 6952545 Mike in GA
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Damn right, eyeroller!  It's a lot easier to spend or lose than it is to multiply.  Many small fortunes have been made of larger ones.  

Plus I like the fact that his kids all work and are accomplished in their own right.  Not one of them is a nasty druggie or a SJW negative bitch.  They look like happy, well-adjusted young people in their prime that love their Dad.  I haven't watched Celebrity Apprentice since the first year but I remember Trump being a pretty high goal-setter and challenging people to reach far beyond what I thought they'd be able to do.  Trump is blustery and combative compared to the Social Justice Politically Correct Speech our betters have adopted but the man is visionary, loves this country and takes the fight to the dhimmicrats which no one else is doing.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:48 | 6952564 Sanity Bear
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> If Obozo had inherited Trumps millions and tried to run a business with it, where would it be now?

 

That's pretty silly, given that Trump is seeking the job Obama already has.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:52 | 6952574 overmedicatedun...
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well considering who's money he is spending to run..vs the mulatto ..did the mulatto earn his campaign costs by helping out say solyndra?? but then you don't want to remember solyndra do you?

trump is paying his own way..and you hate it little fart.

 

"That's pretty silly, given that Trump is seeking the job Obama already has."

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:19 | 6952679 Sanity Bear
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Trump has clearly exposed that my estimation of the average ZH commenter's street smarts was way way way too high.

 

Maybe it's just because I was familiar with Trump long before he started his campaign, but I'm absolutely astounded at the number of people who should know better who are taking his troll-campaign seriously.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:01 | 6952867 noless
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There's no alternative.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:16 | 6952917 conscious being
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^^This. ... and the entertainment value. Don't overlook the entertainment value.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:06 | 6953113 Demdere
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"They aren't giving us an alternative" is the correct statement.

So we make one.  There are a ton of interesting people who are far more capable than Trump in the world of politics and we would have to look far and wide to find someone more criminal than Clinton.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:27 | 6953698 gonetogalt
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David Duke is the only one who comes to mind, and he aint playing....

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:07 | 6952888 buyingsterling
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Can I recommend Vagisil?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 16:22 | 6953884 Clycntct
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Eat your cankels and shut up.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:06 | 6952413 Jeffersonian Liberal
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AfroPerm,

That is just another state-run media smear. Go and google it. It's been addressed and explained satisfactorily to all those but those who like grabbing their ankles for the leftist tyrants.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:27 | 6952487 Max Cynical
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What's more noble...inheriting family money and parlaying that into billions or sucking cock all around the world for the $2B Hillary has amassed in the Clinton Family Foundation?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:24 | 6952287 Azannoth
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At least with Trump it will go either way, with another carrer politician it will be more of a slow grind, let's get this over and done with!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:29 | 6952743 RiverRoad
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Trump's platform is leading.  For all intents and purposes he's the president now.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:09 | 6952892 buyingsterling
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Trump even has other candidates thinking past the sale. Pataki referred to him as the President the other day in the debate.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:52 | 6952194 Bill of Rights
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Bathroom break or Cocaine break...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:54 | 6952199 Truther
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Vaginal cigar break more like it.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:58 | 6952391 secretargentman
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I doubt Bill lets her anywhere near his cigars. Especially the one he calls "Monica".

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:08 | 6952243 Normalcy Bias
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Perhaps Huma went down to Tuna Town so Hillary would be more relaxed, and Trump is disgusted because he knows about it.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:15 | 6952441 GhostOfDiogenes
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I am disgusted at Hillary and if she is elected I will probably go full retard.

http://youtu.be/lDEIm29gfew

Because at that point.....what difference does it make.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:32 | 6952317 overmedicatedun...
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"Bathroom break or Cocaine break..."

Dr Feel Good, had to take a little extra time to mix up the injection of ativan and speed- how you feeling ?you good?..Hitler's er I mean hillary's little helper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cxPKpmtEYA

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:29 | 6952498 Max Cynical
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The moderator should have asked if she was checking her e-mail.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:53 | 6952196 buzzsaw99
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those people aren't the press. they are the propaganda machine. zh et al are the press.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:14 | 6953139 RiverRoad
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  +  100

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:54 | 6952202 petaloka
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We schlonged some folks.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:54 | 6952203 the6thBook
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Afraid of loosing your 2nd ammendment right under Obama, wait until "Assault" weapon ban Clinton gets in!  I'd be more afraid of loosing 1st and 2nd right under Clinton.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:03 | 6952223 SWRichmond
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Afraid of loosing your 2nd ammendment right under Obama, wait until "Assault" weapon ban Clinton gets in!  I'd be more afraid of loosing 1st and 2nd right under Clinton.

You have no rights you are not willing to assert, with force if necessary.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:59 | 6952392 GhostOfDiogenes
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"You have no rights you are not willing to assert, with force if necessary"

Force? Rights?

"Repression by brute force is always a confession of the inability to make use of the better weapons of the intellect—better because they alone give promise of final success."
- Ludwig von Mises, Liberalism

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 16:35 | 6953934 SWRichmond
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try "intellecting" your way out of prison

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:06 | 6952236 StackShinyStuff
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LOSING! The word is spelled LOSE, asshole!  It's FUCKING LOSE!!!!  As in LOSER!

 

But I guess you have the right to be a shitty speller.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:00 | 6952398 secretargentman
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Better to tighten your rights than to loose them.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:10 | 6952250 lakecity55
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My fear is she would have men randomly pickup up off the street to service Huma while she watched.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:40 | 6952344 GhostOfDiogenes
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Huma just looks disgusting.

I have seen a lot of Arab real Semitic women and she is so ugly, she minaswell be ko$her.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:56 | 6952207 nosam
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Dont let Trumps goofy image fool you. He is crazy...like a fox.

And he is a member of the club like all the other candidates.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 08:59 | 6952211 Calculus99
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The problem with Trump is one minute he says  the most ridiculous thing but the next the smartest thing.

If he could drop the clown part (25% of him) he'd probably make one hell of a President. 

GO TRUMP!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:05 | 6952231 Moonrajah
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Be it good or bad, but Trump is smartly appealing to the masses on both sides of the IQ spectrum. So the clown part is just as much as strategy, as it is an acknowledgement of the intelligence status of said masses.

If he appealed only to the literate, disciplined, critically thinking minority he wouldn't have registered even as a blip on the radar.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:36 | 6952328 agstacks
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"If he appealed only to the literate, disciplined, critically thinking minority he wouldn't have registered even as a blip on the radar."

 

i.e. Rand Paul..

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:41 | 6952346 overmedicatedun...
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the eu riff raff, posting here" hate "for trump..just makes his case stronger.

they want an american merkle or  juncker to lead us to the gas chambers..trump has other plans.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:22 | 6952696 hxc
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Precisely. Trump is like Rand but for right-wingers without libertarian tinges or high school diplomas. That being said, i'd take any republican but Bitch Christie over any democrat running. I mean, who wouldn't want to see cankles in prison?

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:06 | 6952235 WestVillageIdiot
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All you have to do in that race is get one thing right and you are valedictorian of the class.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:25 | 6952293 Azannoth
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Smarts never got anybody elected, his "clown" part is what keeps his popularity going

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:35 | 6952771 RiverRoad
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Worked for Reagan with Bonzo.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:04 | 6952409 Refuse-Resist
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He Got Game!  Clown game Asshole game, Pure 100% Alpha.

Look at his wives and daughters.

Even liberal SJW panties get wet when they sense alpha. They crave domination but cannot admit it because rayciss/patriarchy adn the social pressure of their cat loving overweight tatooed pierced readership. The men that kneel in their circles are more like women.

They're not used to seeing Alpha in their liberal circle jerk sessions.  Testorsterone is like crack cocaine to them. Once they get a taste they can't get enough, Some realize it and are getting scared. Afraid that their bullshit narrative is about to be exposed for just what it is: 100% complete bullshit.

I see it first hand.

Wear a Trump shirt or hat and get ready to see some vag tingles.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:20 | 6952934 Dr_Dazed
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Doesn't it seem like the clown part is kind of the basis of his personality?  I don't see how having someone like Trump could productively deal with our national and international issues - Putin would eat him alive and none of our allies would take him seriously.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:30 | 6952969 overmedicatedun...
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dr dazed had dained to talk to the common folk, why thank you, you elite little runt.

now run along and eat your cucumber finger sandwich.

ps they always take a self made billionair seriously. what are you 10 or 12y.o.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:30 | 6953196 Dr_Dazed
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Yeah, I'd say that the appropriate level of discourse on ZH is at about the 10-12 year old level now.  Self-made billionaire's always get taken seriously?  So you think Putin would take an entertainer like Trump or Oprah or Paris Hilton seriously when it comes down to issues like potential military conflict?  You're a moron.

Another tray of sandwitch's waiter...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:26 | 6953188 Demdere
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I agree that Trump is much more intelligent and much better controlled than people give him credit for.

Which is why he is dangerous.  The guy is not at all what he wants us to believe, he is just another Israeli-Neocon.

Israeli-Neocons are the enemy of everything we hold sacred, peace and honor and Freedom.

Trump is NOT a solution to any of America's problems, he will continue the wars and the Israeli-Neocon policies and the repression and gun control and etc are all part of that.

I believe that very many of the major controversaries in the US are intentional, keep voters divided and distracted.  News is easy to generate, we see that with ?Rita Katz?, why not NBC.  But of course, NBC and all the others do fake news.

I don't watch any of it, hurts my brain.  But have watched a couple of O'Reilly episdoes with 9/11 truthers.  Wow, FOX is still in business, the 'news business'.  We put up with that, FOX is very profitable.

As an example of the power of propaganda, hard to top.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:00 | 6952215 Moonrajah
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Obama: "I schlonged some folks"

Bill: "Me too IYKWIM"

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:09 | 6952244 lakecity55
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Bill and Hill schlong the ladies.
Bath House, well....

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:07 | 6952230 truthalwayswinsout
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The Supreme Court decided one day on their own that they did not like state defamation laws. They claimed such laws, which required reporters to tell the truth of suffer the financial consequences, chilled and impeded the purposes of the First Amendment. 

So they on their own, said that reporters can lie about any public figure at will. The end result of this was that the 8000 plus news outlets are now just 6.

The only thing of value in an alleged Democratic and digital society is the truth. Today, rarely if ever does the press tell the truth about anything.

THANK YOU SUPREME COURT. You not only destroyed the truth, you also have dismantled the republican form of government, allowed administrative agencies to run the country, legislate from the bench on all kinds of issues from welfare to immigration and decided that the federal government can reign supreme over the states with extortion and bribery. 

Remember one thing above all else. The NAZIs took power in Germany with a minority and everyone laughed. It was not until the Courts interpreted their Constitution as a living document, the same way our Supreme Court does, and their interpretations favored the NAZIs, did the vast majority of German citizens fall in line.  Everybody always wonders how such an advanced and modern society such as Germany and its great citizens could fall into such darkness..... now you know what happened and what is happening to us.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:32 | 6952316 GhostOfDiogenes
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"The NAZIs took power in Germany with a minority and everyone laughed. "

Sounds like you got educated by the history channel with jewish propaganda and sucked down the ko$herkoolaide.

Hitler had support of the MAJORITY of German people, in Germanic countries. He even got Eastern Europe involved in his freekorps, and it was made up of over a million non German troops.

Hitler was a great man, and only attacked by idiots and dupes.

http://youtu.be/x4obeqaxhRs

Hitler was right rape!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:53 | 6952376 falak pema
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Diogenes was a cynic but his ghost seems to be a "arbeit macht frei" Auschwitz frei korps kapo denier.

"You work, I watch you fall into the ditch you made when I work on the trigger!"

Hells bells thats what the world needs.

Right?

Hot Spot !  Right on the dot to get clotted out.

So when do you fry in Reichstag fire?

I'm looking forward for payback to frei korps kapo getting grilled like Sauerkraut's sausage.

Rise like a phoenix... Conchita Wurst's penis parody lyrics for you when that arrives!

That what a mannschaft from Auschwitz's paradise deserves.

Mannschafted!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:02 | 6952847 Volkodav
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Those downvoted you do not know history, do not live in the world they think they do..

Can't see past decades of one sided fake history.

Germony was rising and far too productive, and for European ideals.

Look Germony and Europe today not sovereign nations.

and remaining sovereigns demonized as was Germony

 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:36 | 6953231 Demdere
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That post mixed history (correct) and "Hitler was a great man" (depends quite a lot on your definition of 'great'.  As most histories equate number of deaths caused with greatness, Hitler was a great man.)

And 'sovereign' is another malleable word.  How about let's focus on Freedom of individuals as the measure?

My measure of Freedom is the consequence when you tell your boss the precise kind of ?choose favorite epithet here? he is.  If the worst that happens is you have to get another job, which is easy, that is freedom.  The consequences continue through degrees of unfreedom to ending in a concentration camp.

The entire world is losing Freedom because our idiot elites have destroyed the political, economic and social systems of the world via their kleptocracy, everyone is deflected from normal paths through life. That is the source of the problems, and ultimately what needs fixed.

We fix it by Freedom, nothing else will work, every centrally-direct plan is just another step into the quagmire.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:05 | 6952233 iClaudius
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Now I do want Trump to win.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:05 | 6952234 CaptainMoonlight
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TRUMP 2016

 

This is going to be the biggest presidential landslide in the history of the planet. Be a part of it. Get off the couch this time and vote for the Donald. So even if you never vote, you think the whole system is rigged, and your vote never counts, vote in this coming election, and you can say you helped save the planet when the Donald trumps the whole thing.

 

Imagine USA and Russia as partners. Both Trump and Putin--say what you will about them--are fantastic leaders. Both have big balls, both get it done. Both cut through the PC bullsh1t and can see the truth of the matter. It looks like these two guys are going to be friends. Imagine USA and Russia (and therefore China will have to go along) tag teaming the jihadi juice out of the daesh goat bangers? Trump and Putin will relegate the daesh to a sh1t stain in the history books within a few months. 

Trump and Putin is like a heavyweight fight that you have to see, like Tyson coming out of retirement to fight McGregor or something crazy like that. Except Putin and Trump aren't going to fight each other, they're going to team up and fight evil on the planet. I see good in Putin. Trump will bring it out, watch.

 

GO TRUMP

 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:07 | 6952238 CaptainMoonlight
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And if you don't vote for any other reason, vote for the fact that Trump had the stones to say Killary got schlonged.

 

TRUMP!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:10 | 6952247 Sanity Bear
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leave Webb Hubbell alone!!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:17 | 6952268 Kickaha
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Yes, if both the Russians and the USA have failed to subdue the Afghanis, let's just all go back again together, with some Chinese tagging along, and try again.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:21 | 6952276 Dapper Dan
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one day “the lion shall lie down with the lamb”

but the lamb won't get much sleep !

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:09 | 6952423 ILoveDebt
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"This is going to be the biggest presidential landslide in the history of the planet."

 

I'm not sure how your type is so blind to the other half of this country's inhabitants.  It will not be a landslide.  If he even wins it would be an anomaly.  He won't get any of the black vote, none of the mexican vote, probably less than a quarter of the female vote and anyone that even leans democrat probably will be shamed out of agreeing with any of the good things Trump has said because of the multitude of stupid things.  

Putin and Trump will never be friends.  You can't put two alpha males in the same room and ask them to get along when they have to make joint decisions.  It never works.  Even if they agree on the goal, they've never agree on how or who gets the glory.  

You are so deluded.  

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:29 | 6952744 hxc
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I'd be glad if Trump won but these downvotes are fucking ridiculous. Zee H can do a lot better than simply being fanboys for presidential candidates.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:52 | 6952831 Grimaldus
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Wrong on all counts.

Trump has a huge percentage of the black vote, the Hispanic vote and the female vote.

Blowback against main stream tyrannical progressive criminality is happening.

Putin and Trump are already friends.

You are blind or a liar.

 

 

Grimaldus

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:38 | 6953249 Demdere
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Absolutely, we need more fighting evil on our planet.

And it is so obvious that Al Qaeda and ISIS are that evil.

How about if we all stop paying, supplying and leading them as a first step?  Maybe we wouldn't have to fight the evil, just defund it?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:09 | 6952245 overmedicatedun...
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about russia, a super nuke power, and the left now wants us to confront russia ?? yet Iran's mad mulla's get a pass??

Trump laughs, at that thinking, like a true good ceo, he knows reality not ideology.

Trump makes them all seem like what they are: mouth pieces for elite reptiles.hypocrit as a word,  has lost it's meaning with the western MSM.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:30 | 6952501 Johnny Horscaulk
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"mad mullahs"?

Who said - Likud Israel and its ballwashers in the us .gov and media?

They're literally no more crazy than the racist crazy Jews running Ersatz Israel, friendo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFr4C2BPLeM


Everyone who thinks Israel's shit doesn't smell like roses is painted as the new hitler or dangerously psychotic.  It's called Projection - and you should be tired of paying for it by now, dickbreath.

 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:56 | 6952848 Grimaldus
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Dude you got an Israeli corncob up your butt man. You would be more comfortable if you removed it.

Just sayin.

 

 

 

Grimaldus

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:46 | 6953275 Demdere
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No, I don't think so.

I think that if you read much from Haaretz you get a much different view of Israel than JPost.  We get the JPost view, Likud's view in all MSM.

From what I am learning, Likud == Jewish Crime Family with Zionist ideology.

Those are the people who did 9/11, a False Flag attack on America which has produced this miserable state of our world. It was a coup.  We have not owned our government, the very high %age of us who understand 9/11 FF have NO POLITICAL POWER to change anything.

Israeli-Neocons are the existential threat to America, and Donald Trump is in their camp.

I believe this guy is balanced, good info and povs.

NEW 2015! Solving 9/11 Christopher Bollyn Live in Dallas TX Feb 12, 2015 - YouTube

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:09 | 6952246 Loanman26
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It might get to a point when it gets so bad for Hilliary Clinton, that they trot ol Joe Biden.

Clinton would then go back to trading grain futures.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:12 | 6952255 hotrod
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Clinton is Obama 2---------- so expect more oppressive PC and Multicultural invasion,  more reduction in all Amendment rights, and a continued assault on the 2nd.  This is a given.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:21 | 6952274 GhostOfDiogenes
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Yup.

Hillary has been 'chosen'. You can see that fact by the way she acts and her horrid evil laugh.

That's why the trump had the meeting/kissing jew ass with Adelson.

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

HillaryClinton has a very interesting astrology birth chart btw. Much more powerful than bubbas.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:46 | 6952812 Calmyourself
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Astrology...  Thanks for that honest assesment of your intelligence.  Tyler get the ignore button working..

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:13 | 6953382 Shift For Brains
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-326,000,000

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:12 | 6953384 Shift For Brains
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You and the dope who upvoted you need to take a reality check.

Sir Isaac Newton, generally considered to be one of the most brilliant minds the West has produced, was not only a very devout Christian; he also was convinced of the value of correctly understood astrology. BTW Astronomy was an outgrowth of astrological study.

Sir Edmund Halley (of comet fame) told Newton he didn't believe a word of it and asked Newton why he believed in it. Newtown answered, "Because I have studied it, and you have not."

Materialistic science today is of the same superstitious mindset as primitives who see "demons" in everything. You read an astrology column in a newspaper and make your judgment accordingly. You have neither the temperament,  the intellectual curiosity nor honesty of character to gain anything from its study.

In a word, you are a loser.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:07 | 6952417 Refuse-Resist
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Did anyone else notice how teh moderators in Saturday's Dem debate kept asking "where do you stand on gun confiscation"

Why did they keep bringing that up?

Are they foolish enough, and insular enough to believe that we will listen to their edicts? Taht we share teh same values and beliefs as them?

 

They are in for a rude awakening.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:16 | 6953398 Shift For Brains
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I believe in gun confiscation.

That's why I just bought a PTR91 .308.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:35 | 6952518 Max Cynical
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With that said..."IRS gains power to revoke tax scofflaws' passports"

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2015/12/22/irs-gains...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:43 | 6952799 RiverRoad
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But go ahead and wave all the muslim terrorists in. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:57 | 6953301 Demdere
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What Muslim terrorists?

We have worse incidents from our home-grown, public-school- and prozac-produced young men, and conclude 'no big deal, price of Freedom', when, of course, it is the price of non-freedom being forced through public schools.

We agree to kill Freedom in our country to stop more False Flags?  Not a good deal, imho, but exactly what the goal is.

Scardy cats, the actual death rate of 'Terrorists' is miniscule, and you have turned the nation into tattle-tales wth your politically-correct hysteria.  The Stasi were more intelligent than our 'security' agencies.

http://boingboing.net/2015/12/19/texas-12-y-o-sikh-kid-arreste.html

And they are all FFs until proven otherwise.  Never give power or $ the benefit of the doubt. They do not have our interests at heart.  If they did, the wouldn't need to lie about everything, every time, and continuously rewrite history.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 16:07 | 6953840 Baa baa
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The fact the the FBI shows violent crime decreasing with the loosening of the illegal gun control laws does not deserve consideration..

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 16:05 | 6953829 Baa baa
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Reading your post made me realize, we have now become a poor imitation of the Soviet Union.

We are captive.

This is more in reference to the post below.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:14 | 6952260 NoWayJose
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When seconds count in the White House War Room, President Hillary will be back from the bathroom in just a few minutes!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:32 | 6952315 Moonrajah
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Judging by current US foregin policy results the White House War Room is already a bathroom.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:19 | 6952270 lakecity55
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Vlad does not kill journalists.

They are Liquidated.

So I guess these outraged presstitutes are now gonna find out about Hastings and Breitbart.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:22 | 6952281 NoWayJose
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The press let Hillary slide on her bathroom break - they would crucify any Republican who did the same. Trump is just pointing it out.

Don't know why the author tries to bring in the First Amendment. The press doesn't seem to hesitate when it comes to misquoting Trump now.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:28 | 6952737 cordial savage
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What "misquoting Trump" has occurred?  Any examples?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:03 | 6953338 FrankDrakman
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Are you kidding me? Trump said, quite clearly, to stop all Muslim immigration "Until we can figure out what's going on". All the MSM reported was "stop Muslim immigration", and not the second part, leaving the quite mistaken impression that Trump would never allow another Muslim to set foot in America. 

Misquoting is often as much about omission as commission. 

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