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Trump Promises Not To Assassinate Journalists, Says "Schlonged" Hillary Clinton's Bathroom Run Was "Disgusting"

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Last week, Donald Trump was delighted to learn that Russian President Vladimir Putin is apparently a fan. 

Speaking to reporters after his annual press conference, Putin called trump “a talented man” before saying he’s the “absolute leader” of the US presidential race. Here’s the clip:

Now obviously, saying Trump is “an absolute leader in the presidential race” is something far different from saying he is an “absolute leader” (one is comment on the polls while the other is a character assessment), the brazen GOP frontrunner didn’t let the PR opportunity go to waste. He promptly called Putin’s apparent praise “a great honor” and told a crowd of supporters over the weekend that it’s not “such a bad thing” that the Russian leader is fond of an American politician. 

Subsequently, Trump defended Putin's record when it comes to "disappearing" journalists. “As far as the reporters are concerned, obviously I don’t want that to happen, I think it’s horrible,” Trump told ABC’s “This Week” on Sunday. “But, in all fairness to Putin, you’re saying he killed people, I haven’t seen that. I don’t know that he has. Have you been able to prove that?"

Actually, he is right, although it's safe to say that Russia's record is less than exemplary when it comes to press freedom...

... just like the US has a tendency to "reward" journalists for promoting the party line.

At the end, when it comes to propaganda it is all about a simple choice: carrots or sticks.

That said, for any journalists who plan to stay alive even if Trump somehow manages to take the White House next year, the billionaire apparently doesn't plan to kill any members of the press. 

"These people, I hate some of these people," he said, pointing to the press row at a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan before assuring the crowd that "I would never kill them."

"I would never kill them. But some of them are such lying, disgusting people," he continues. 

At this, the crowd erupted in cheers.

And speaking of "disgusting," Trump didn't like Hillary Clinton's bathroom break during the third Democratic debate. “I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. It’s disgusting," he said, commenting on the former First Lady's late return from a commercial break. “She was favored to win and she got schlonged,” he added, mocking Clinton for losing the primary to Obama in 2008. “She lost. I mean, she lost," he added, in case anyone wasn't familiar with what it means to be "schlonged."

There are plenty of Americans worried about losing their Second Amendment rights to Obama. Should those same voters worry about losing their First Amendment rights under Trump?

Or does Trump merely relish trolling the liberal media at its own game? You decide.

 

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Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:43 | 6953767 cordial savage
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It was a simple question.  I don't lust after him and follow every word like some of you people.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:45 | 6952808 RiverRoad
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Who's kidding who?  She fell asleep on the pot.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:59 | 6953818 Baa baa
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Right after her shot.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:23 | 6952285 deerhunter
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Hey Bindar Dundat you dont need to build a wall to keep people out of Canada.  They already appear to be staying away enmasse.  Happy Holidays.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:34 | 6952324 Expat
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Trump-Palin 2016?

Hilary as an option?  Bernie Sanders? 

Ha, ha!  America. You are so fucked.  When I read the comments extolling Trump's virtues and how he will restore our rights, I have to stop myself from laughing or crying.  And the vitriolic, partisan attacks on Obama and Clinton are depressing.  There are so many good, valid reasons to hate both of them, why make up crap (limited intellligence, I suppose).

In a nutshell, if the comments here represent a good portion of America, then perhaps the best candidate for president is Vladimir Putin.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:03 | 6953341 N3M3SIS
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Expat, looks like you've rustled a few jimmies with your comment.  The voting cattle are sinking your bit of truism with their downvotes.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:58 | 6953816 Baa baa
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Look further...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:57 | 6953813 Baa baa
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Don't like it much when your fine crystal starts rattling. Do ya???

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:37 | 6952327 falak pema
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does this guy ever aim ABOVE the belt and does he ever talk of solutions?

He is just an empty bag of wind.

If he gets elected its a blank check to China and the anti-west axis.

Cut your nose to spite your face GOP !

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:44 | 6952355 cheech_wizard
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>Cut your nose to spite your face GOP !

In case you haven't noticed, they've been doing that since they took the midterm elections.

Standard Disclaimer: I'm only a few years younger than my current House congress-critter, but the more I pay attention to him, the easier I know it would be able to beat him soundly in an election. (He wraps himself up in the flag far too often, and the people know it)

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:45 | 6952359 hotrod
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If you want to win you have got to be very generic. If you dive into the details one runs the risk of not being PC and the world attacks you.  That is why I think Trump is obviously being directed by his campaign to keep the message simple.  I must believe that someone that has accomplished what he has (which is much more than most all other candidates) he must understand detail and means to an end.  Once elected surround your self with the best and make good decisions.l

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:27 | 6952729 cordial savage
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Or Trump has to "keep the message simple" to avoid confusing his supporter base.  It's better when he takes a bullying position without specifics but claims of grandeur.

Never mind the fact that he's a hypocrite.  He wants to rally people with the promise of bringing manufacturing jobs back from China and Mexico...two locations for making his terrible clothing brand.  I wonder if it's safe to assume those jobs will be staying outside the US.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:39 | 6952336 Pumpkin
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I've gotta say, I'm not sure government even can be constitutional, but Donald is sure as hell making it entertaining. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:40 | 6952345 billybobtx
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Pretty sure Lindsey Graham likes a good schlonging.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:43 | 6952350 Reaper
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Needed the entire rest room, not just a stall. Likely, she needed a new Depends and disposal of the old one.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:50 | 6952368 cheech_wizard
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I'll take Hillary Clinton for one hundred, Alex...

The answer is: Pantload

Alex, What is Hillary's latest achievement?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:48 | 6952366 roadhazard
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Trump is exactly the kind of candidate ZH would put up, low rent. No wonder Pootin likes him, two turds in a pot. Repubicans are giving it to Hitlery on a silver plater. I really think that is Trumps plan for he has destroyed any "class" the repubican Party may have had. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:57 | 6952375 overmedicatedun...
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roadhazard has been consistant  posting as a far left puppet..now he would have us think he is worried about Trump harming the GOP..fuck off.

" I really think that is Trumps plan for he has destroyed any "class" the repubican Party may have had. "

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:58 | 6952389 roadhazard
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I support only myself. I will be submitting my own name on the coming Presidential ballot. Anyone on the internet that thinks they know me is extremely full of shit.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:03 | 6952405 atlasRocked
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You're a leftst liar.  Go away.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:09 | 6952422 roadhazard
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Right wingers have never been able to handle the truth. If they can't come up with a better argument they go immediately to the personal attack. I win all personal attacks against me for they have no substance but only bile.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:20 | 6952465 libertysghost
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"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:33 | 6952510 Johnny Horscaulk
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At least you don't deal in the sort of lazy, smug, sweeping generalizations the "Left" is not known at all for not engaging in - right, faggot?

 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:58 | 6952590 roadhazard
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I know it does not pay to type very much here. I get the same personal attack either way.  It's the same if I visit a left leaning web site only they think they are more intellectual and want to psychoanalyze me. I get the most laughs from their comments. Right wingers are rarely funny, just mad.

The world is going to hell anyway so no reason to hold back what I think.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:57 | 6953274 Arthur Schopenhauer
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You remind me of a guy I know who is an alcoholic. One Monday I asked him how his weekend went, and he told me he went to a family gathering at a relative's home.

I said "Hey man, that's good.", and he says "Well, not really. I got drunk and puked all over the living room floor".

I said "Oh, no man, that must have been embarrasing!", and he says "Not really, they all expect me to do stuff like that".

Let it be known, I am not inferring you are the one with the problem. Get it?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:28 | 6953458 roadhazard
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Your BIO is correct.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:25 | 6953684 FrankDrakman
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"Trump is exactly the kind of candidate ZH would put up, low rent. No wonder Pootin likes him, two turds in a pot."

"Right wingers have never been able to handle the truth. If they can't come up with a better argument they go immediately to the personal attack."

So, you are no better than the people you criticize, as you have NO substantive argument against Trump. "Low rent"? How exactly is that an argument against any thing or any one? It doesn't mean a thing. "Two turds in a pot"? Ya, that's a 'better argument' than a 'personal attack'. Not. 

You're not even an amusing troll. Into the ignore file with you. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:42 | 6954715 Arthur Schopenhauer
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He's simply trying to express the question: Which turd would someone choose from two turds floating in a pot. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:54 | 6953800 Baa baa
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I can, no one here really cares what you think. You do it so poorly.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:39 | 6953746 FrankDrakman
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"Trump is exactly the kind of candidate ZH would put up, low rent. No wonder Pootin likes him, two turds in a pot."

"Right wingers have never been able to handle the truth. If they can't come up with a better argument they go immediately to the personal attack."

You won't win any personal attacks, because you wrote both the lines above. The first is devoid of any argument, or even coherent attacks. "Low rent"? What exactly do you mean by that, and how in the world does it apply to Trump, one of the world's richest men? "Two turds in a pot" Yes, that's the kind of high-class, potent argument against which even the mightiest ZH quivers in fear. Not. 

You're not even a funny troll. Into the ignore file with you. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:39 | 6953748 FrankDrakman
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"Trump is exactly the kind of candidate ZH would put up, low rent. No wonder Pootin likes him, two turds in a pot."

"Right wingers have never been able to handle the truth. If they can't come up with a better argument they go immediately to the personal attack."

You won't win any personal attacks, because you wrote both the lines above. The first is devoid of any argument, or even coherent attacks. "Low rent"? What exactly do you mean by that, and how in the world does it apply to Trump, one of the world's richest men? "Two turds in a pot" Yes, that's the kind of high-class, potent argument against which even the mightiest ZH quivers in fear. Not. 

You're not even a funny troll. Into the ignore file with you. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:52 | 6953795 Baa baa
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When did you speak the truth? Not today...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:24 | 6952705 cordial savage
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Why does it have to be "leftist" rather than "rightist" or "centrist"?  Cognitive dissonance much?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:50 | 6953788 Baa baa
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Are you like Prince? Using only your avatar?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:02 | 6952403 atlasRocked
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This is a leftist propaganda comment common on social media.    Liberals would NEVER scold the right about doing something that hurts the chances for the right to win. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:48 | 6953771 Baa baa
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Convince me you know the meaning of "Class". And NOT the social stratification type but "Class" like Carey Grant. Wait, you probably don't know him. OK, how about Charlize Theron. Can you relate now?

Good, define it.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:53 | 6952369 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Radical, egotistical, reality TV buffoon(Kim Kardashian in a tie) that will print for MIC and inevitably himself or

Level headed man of integrity and amazing character who will print to finally help the people and not the monied elite

BERNIE 2016

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:14 | 6952438 CaptainMoonlight
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You forgot:

- Socialist

 

next

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:15 | 6952442 cheech_wizard
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"You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country."

But Bernie is probably happy that there is a choice of adult diapers he can choose from.

Standard Disclaimer: Pantload...again.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:19 | 6952458 cheech_wizard
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Kindly list all of Bernie's qualifications (other than being a career politician) that you feel qualifies him for President.

Bonus question (for your participation award!)

Rank the following:

Community organizer

Career politician.

Sociopath.

Socialist.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:23 | 6952698 cordial savage
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Don't forget charming disposition.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:52 | 6952374 Herdee
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Schlonged!!!eom

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:55 | 6952383 Jstanley011
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I promise not to fuck my dog. Can I be president?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:01 | 6952400 Lostinfortwalton
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People are repulsed by Trump but are even more repulsed by the establishment candidates of both parties as well as the pandering media that labored heavily to give us Obama in the first place.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:13 | 6952436 CaptainMoonlight
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Maybe the child-buggering daesh are replused by him... because they're going to get schlonged when the Trump takes the helm and steers the ship back in a straight line.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:32 | 6952473 GhostOfDiogenes
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Perhaps if they were "repulsed" by petulant condescending super citizens that make up the governments (with the support of public unions in the us) we might get some where.

And if trump has to bow out Ron Paul style (after watching the unedited films of JFK's murder in Dea-lay(line)plaza by his Jewish/Jesuit wifeypoo what will you cucks do next, but get cucked by Hillary, as is planned?

I don't really care much what women say anymore.

And the American men who support trump and putin are the biggest cucks on the planet AFAIAC.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:36 | 6952523 Johnny Horscaulk
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A man who describes a woman as "Jewish/Jesuit" is surely an indefatigable scholar.

Liberty University?

They still keeping it real with the 6000 year old earth?

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:11 | 6952901 GhostOfDiogenes
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Ignatius Loyola was a jew and there are many jews today who are members of the Jesuits, pretty common really, as it is a social group that admits many members from different denominations of Christianity.

Sorry.

https://johnkimber.wordpress.com/2014/02/14/jackie-filmed-shooting-jfk-f...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:46 | 6953774 gonetogalt
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WEEEEEUUUUUUU!!!!!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:40 | 6953752 Baa baa
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You state the obvious...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:18 | 6952451 CaptainMoonlight
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Listen, here in the US, that dog humping won't fly. Buuuuut the daesh... now those animals could use another great animal smasher... fallah fakyoubar!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:19 | 6952457 Omega_Man
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liar

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 09:59 | 6952393 atlasRocked
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25 links to press insiders telling us they've been compromised, bullied, and coerced.   

http://www.teapartytribune.com/2015/06/01/the-united-states-press-goebbe...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:05 | 6952411 MoHillbilly
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Donald loses Iowa, starts to slip in the polls and then gets out of the race

 

Then he tries to write the entire campaign off his taxes, saying it was advertisement for "The Brand"

You heard it here first

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:11 | 6952426 youngman
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It will be funny when Trump and Hillary have their debate..when the Donald asks Hillary if she has to go to the bathroom...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:12 | 6952429 CaptainMoonlight
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"Donald, I shat myself. Sorry. brb" - Killary

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 16:32 | 6953920 RiverRoad
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If she gets pissed off the Don will call her on it.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:13 | 6952434 Contrariologist
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If you still believe in a "liberal media" then you have been schlonged yourself. Wake up, America.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:16 | 6952447 kerfuffled
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Hillarious guy haha

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:16 | 6952448 CaptainMoonlight
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Secret Service: "Mrs President, the daesh just bombed a school" 

Killary: "Shhh you moron. Go away, pooping..." 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:21 | 6952466 libertysghost
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Michael Hastings

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:27 | 6952484 GhostOfDiogenes
Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:47 | 6952561 libertysghost
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That guy is hammered...I didn't even see the comments below when I asked myself, "Is this guy drunk?"  I don't mean that in a "doesn't make sense" kind of drunk...I mean drunk like getting ready to pass out and pee himself drunk.

Why would it be fake again?  I'm just not sure the angle going on here I guess.  Hastings isn't dead?  He is dead but it happened some other way...for what reason again?   

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:05 | 6952618 silentboom
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I see your Hastings and I'll raise you a breitbart.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:22 | 6952469 libertysghost
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Andrew Breitbart

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:22 | 6952472 libertysghost
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Gary Webb

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:28 | 6952489 libertysghost
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These were off the top of my head...feel free to add on.

 

I'm just saying, if "journalists" dying under suspicious circumstances in Russia mean we can assume it was their government, then journalists dying uder suspicious circumstances in the US should get the same treatment and people in glass houses, wel you know...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:28 | 6952490 MATA HAIRY
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after trump gets gop nod and debates hillary, I would he slaps her around a little on stage and then bends her over that podium and gives her a really good schlonging.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:23 | 6953676 Baa baa
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Adjust meds...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:28 | 6952492 williambanzai7
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Aaron Swartz

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:37 | 6952530 Johnny Horscaulk
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+100

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:58 | 6952852 Sanity Bear
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Wow a Jew that Johnny Horsecock likes. No surprise he's a dead Jew.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:54 | 6953060 ---------
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the is nothing more dangerous to a jew than another jew

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:28 | 6952497 Monetas
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Trump has 5 beautiful kids and 7 adorable grand kids who love him .... with three beautiful wives .... anyone who can do that .... can run any country ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:06 | 6952621 cheech_wizard
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If you can handle divorce, you can definitely handle running a country.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:13 | 6952648 cordial savage
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You just nominated a bunch of morons.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:20 | 6953668 Baa baa
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And they can vote too.....

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:31 | 6952502 DOGGONE
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CITIZEN!
How about you characterize the constant omission of this:
http://showrealhist.com/begun.gif
http://showrealhist.com

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:32 | 6952506 RiverDrifter
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Will never understand the Trump phenomenon...a 4-time bankruptcy claimant, his only strong position is immigration.  He says he'd build a wall along southern border but won't give details as to how on Earth we'd be able to afford to build it.  He can barely conceal his deep racism and doesn't even try to conceal his prejudice against Muslims & won't differentiate between extremist and everyday Muslims, nor will he explain exactly how he would accomplish blocking any and all Muslims from entering the country.  He has played both sides of the fence for decades in supporting whatever party that'll promise to further his business interests (including both Bill & Hillary Clinton -- they're actually good friends!) so all his vitriol against Democrats rings very hollow to me and an obvious attempt to pander for votes from the Fox News-addicted GOP base he caters to.  He has no clue on anything relating to foreign policy...kind of an important thing for a President to know.  His tax plan helps the rich get richer & the poor poorer but that was to be expected.  He is for warrantless surveillance and has actually said he is for 'closing down the internet' because he says it's how groups like ISIS recruit new members.  The guy is a narcissistic egomaniac and meglomaniac....not a good personality type to be President by any measure.  It's no wonder to me 50% of all voters say they would be embarrassed if he were President.  Thing is, Trump can SAY all these things that people want to hear but he won't be able to DO most of them - unless he antes up and builds a fence on his own dime.  He's a caricature, a cult of personality.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:43 | 6952539 overmedicatedun...
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I am still laughing ,on FOX this am they beeped out schlong - calling it unappropriate --Trump knows how to phrase his speech to nullify the PRESS and his target Hillary, she has no way to respond to being schlonged..or to his calling her at the same time a lying loser...

blunt and effective at the same time..gotta admire his ability to block the media's weapons..

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:49 | 6952567 Monetas
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He doesn't need a war chest .... he's playing the MSM .... for a song .... I love resourceful people .... after all, I am one ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:07 | 6953360 Demdere
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"He's playing MSM'.  What makes you think they are separate entities?

Can you point to anyone in the Israeli-MSM camp who is opposed by MSM?

MSM keeps any discussion of 9/11 off of the news.  The major redirection of history and change in political structure of the entire world, and it can't be discussed as the FF that it was.

MSM is dominated by Israeli-Neocons, and they approve of Donald Trump, a lot.

Don't tell me Trump is playing MSM, they are all playing US.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:54 | 6952835 RiverRoad
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Stupid media.  People who don't already know will only double down to find out what he said.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:56 | 6952844 overmedicatedun...
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most popular search term on google : schlonged...donald you magnificent bastard...

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:44 | 6952553 Anunnaki
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Trump is Team Hellary

He is blow torching the R's and preventing any traction from people like Jeb or Christie

He is a cash poor billionaire. Without a campaign infratructure to raise cash he isnt serious

He will need 2 million a day to match Hellary

Trump is a false foag meant to ensure a Hillary Presidency

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:54 | 6952577 Monetas
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Jeb's money isn't getting him much traction .... Trump is showing us how he manages his affairs .... efficiently and effectively and imaginatively .... he'll do the same for Murika ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:12 | 6952646 cordial savage
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Will T-rump also be a perpetual hypocrite?  For example, he's tried to rally support for job creation by saying he'll bring manufacturing jobs back from China and Mexico.  Guess where his crappy clothes are made.

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Business/abc_donald_trump_made_in_china_products_dm_110428_wmain_4x3_608.jpg

http://s3-static-ak.buzzfed.com/static/2015-07/2/18/campaign_images/webdr02/people-are-really-enjoying-this-image-showing-don-2-9098-1435877791-6_dblbig.jpg

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:10 | 6952634 cheech_wizard
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That's a joke right?

>and preventing any traction from people like Jeb or Christie

I'm still fucking laughing that you could even write something so outrageously stupid.


Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:10 | 6953372 Anunnaki
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Not a joke.. Gospel truth

Here is another insight: Sanders is Team Hillary too. When he runs out of cash, he will deliver his dumb ass Proggie supporters to Hellary

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:33 | 6953479 Shift For Brains
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Jeb has lost traction because he's such a lightweight he's reached escape velocity from earth's gravitation. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:55 | 6952555 Monetas
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No problemo, RD .... Hillary's your man ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:08 | 6952631 cheech_wizard
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Stop me if you've heard this one...

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Is that Trump and Cruz  over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?' Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.' The guy protests: 'A blonde with a big tits? Why kill her?
"See," said  Trump. "no-one gives a crap about 140 million Muslims...."

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:13 | 6953386 Volkodav
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So is this moral of story?...

Trump intends keep blonde with big tittes....

while Cruz inflames more war to kills 140 million Muslims?

So far Trump is more successful. Proven.

Cruz stifled, need more big donations.

 

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:59 | 6952855 Sanity Bear
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just watch Idiocracy, bro

 

you'll get it

 

hint: it's not really about a future America

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:56 | 6953074 ---------
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is that shimakaze in your picture?  as a weeaboo you should not talk about idiocracy

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:32 | 6952507 yogibear
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Here's and ISIS video with Bill Clinton in it.

Hillary’s Husband Stars in an ISIS Recruitment Video

http://www.independentsentinel.com/hillarys-husband-stars-in-an-isis-rec...

Be careful Hillary what you say because it could come back to bite you.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:34 | 6952513 Anunnaki
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Hillary has MS so she needs a time out. By summer she will be collapsing left right and center

She wont last a full term

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:05 | 6953348 Volkodav
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won't matter, as it is headed America you all thought you knew if long gone by then...

downhill started long ago, now there is momentum..what is done good, there is more bad..

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:34 | 6952516 Monetas
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Russians kill journalists .... we kill presidents, presidential candidates and wound presidents ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:38 | 6952533 Ms No
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Putin is providing narcissistic supply... nice touch.  Not saying he doesnt mean it but it works like a charm for those that thrive on it.  Not all narcissists are evil people either but it is a weakness.

On a not directly related side note.. psychopaths have been observed surrounding themselves with narcissists, this may be due to the fact that they are easily manipulated with narcissistic supply and deprivation.  They can then use the narcissists as attack dogs against their desired targets.  Just some interesting trivia in case you ever have to deal with an office path and their minions.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:40 | 6952535 db51
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They think Trumps Schlong Speech was an outrage...just wait.   I could totally see Truimp on stage in a debate with Shrillary calling her a disgusting skank who couldn't satisfy her husband, a low life carpet munching Disgusting lying POS Fat Assed hag.    Listen to that laugh Trump could go on...You think Fiorina's face is bad...imagine looking at that pantsuit full of shit for 4 years.   I mean seriously folks....there is nothing Trump could say in vulgarity that wouldn't be spot on for this cunt.   lmao   GO DONALD

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:50 | 6952570 Johnny Horscaulk
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there's a theory that Trump is a dark horse or whatever for the clintons.

if he wants to try to win, you'll see him severely dial back his rhetoric and appeal to old people and blacks and generally engage in the sort of strategic lying politics has become.

if he keeps on with the Big D act - you know he isn't trying to win because he already doesnt have Dems, or independent women, or minorities. 

 

Me?  I'm staying home because this whole shit show is a fucking farce.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:56 | 6952585 RabbitOne
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Don’t you get it? No one cares about the outcome of this coming election -its fixed. All we get is the crumbs of hearing Trump bash some bone head…

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:39 | 6952789 Pareto
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+100 for "pantsuit full of shit."  he he heee

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:58 | 6952850 RiverRoad
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You think THAT'S bad, just watch her name Bill her VP.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:44 | 6952551 DosZap
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"These people, I hate some of these people," he said, pointing to the press row at a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan before assuring the crowd that "I would never kill them."

 

Heheheheh, but I may put a hit out on a few.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:47 | 6952557 Johnny Horscaulk
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I wouldn't necessarily doubt that Putin, like Obama {or Obama's puppetmasters} has disappeared journos...BUT...

I also have seen the steady stream of neocon/ziopathic errors, omissions, and outright lies in the US MSM, owned by 6 corporations and run by about 40 er... "Jesuits."

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Where to get a reliable list? What ever became of newsoutlet?

The US media not only is too beholden to .gov to actually do any real journalism, they are by and large to goddamned stupid to even assess their own bias.

The NY Times, CNN, and Fox are little more than propaganda outlets. Nothing they say on Russia or Putin can be taken very seriously.

This idea that Putin, or the enemy of the week surrounded by us bases and regime change ops, is the newest new hitler, while the United States is a beacon of light is so absurd you have to be effectively psychotic to believe it.

It wasn't always the case - Vietnam era and for a while after, it seems, the US had a real press. But over time there were fewer and fewer companies owning more and more shit, and while at times over-stated, the role of J influence/control is both a significant fact and seemingly part of a plan.

You don't have to wash Putin's balls to figure the story the us msm has been spoon feeding the public is a pack of warmongering lies.

Ditto much or most of the shit about Assad, about Iran - basically anybody Israel, the tribe generally, or the western bankers want Uncle Sugar to freedom bomb is made out to be the pure incarnation of evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QphxGBXiA-M

In fact - if Putin did disappear some journalist, they were probably cia/soros spies, and deserved it.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:21 | 6952939 Ms No
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I look at it the same way.  One has to wonder that if journalists have been killed, were they foreign assets?  Certainly the spooks have been looking to regime change Putin and friends, if so spooks should be crawling all over the country and probably have been for a while.  The spooks would be organizing discontent and disinformation as always and if that was the case it wouldn't be surprising if Putin began to dispatch them.

I did see an article on RT recently where the Russian .gov made arrests and prevented a protest that wasn't given the okay by the Russian authorities. This is a BS move but then again when you actually are under pressure from outside subversion... it's still not okay but it's going to happen.  It's a hard thing to justify and the Russian people should resist that type of behavior as should we.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:48 | 6952565 Son of Captain Nemo
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“She lost. I mean, she lost," he added, in case anyone wasn't familiar with what it means to be "schlonged."

Even when he's honest his "ties" to the old fort show!

Donald... Sign the petition!  More importantly sign it and tell your potential voters that this is THE priority of your candidacy and that you owe it to the future of the American people and the World that we know the "truths" of what happened that day and why it will never happen again!

Don't be a "putz" and let Vladimir do all the work for you!!!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 10:49 | 6952566 RabbitOne
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The Donald was never my candidate. But our system is so fricken broken it is nice to hear a voice in national politics that brings the conversation down to the real sewer level that the pompous political elite deserve. The Donald puts the politically correct bozo’s at center stage in their true light as turds in the swirling toilet of Washington politics.

 In all the surveys I am asked to partake in (being retired I get asked them all the time) I will say my whole family of 12 including myself is voting only for Trump. And I will vote for him in all elections. Do I support him – hell no I don’t. But hearing The Donald slander some deserving political elite Assclown, or imbecile ideologue press member or insipid liberal institution is enough for me. It is about all I can expect to get out of today’s political process…       

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:50 | 6952828 corporatewhore
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The mere thought of listening to Ma Barker harp at me for four years is enough to make me vote for Trump no matter what he says.  Concur on all your points and all family members are voting for him including the liberals in the family.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:02 | 6953602 Baa baa
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Shit! It's enough to drive the depressed to suicide.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:03 | 6952610 Monetas
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The Art of the Deal .... is a better read than .... Mein Kampf .... go Donny !

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:07 | 6952627 cordial savage
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo was better than Dude, Where's My Car?, so let's not get too excited about jumping over a low bar.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:21 | 6952683 Monetas
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True dat .... but they are both telling us what they are going to do ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:03 | 6952611 cordial savage
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Enjoy the Hillary bashing while it lasts.  Cruz is making a run (maybe with GOP RNC help) with Carson fading, so Lord Combover may have to shift his attacks.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:09 | 6952893 cheech_wizard
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Immediate disqualifier for Cruz - wife works for Goldman Sachs...

Standard Disclaimer: Here's a clue, take it. It's free.

 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:17 | 6952920 cordial savage
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True, but she's on "unpaid leave", so Cruz thinks that makes it ok.  I thought the "immediate disqualifier" was what comes out of his mouth when he speaks.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:39 | 6953003 cheech_wizard
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Well there is that. Plus the fact he has zero entertainment value.

"Sherman, set the Wayback machine to ..."

Jefferson's side started by calling Adams a "hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman." Adams supporters responded by labeling Jefferson "a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father."

Standard Disclaimer: Trump vs. Clinton, because I want to hear him say "schlonged" at the debate...


Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:07 | 6952626 silentboom
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I think it's been a while since Hillary has been schlonged.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:15 | 6952661 HerrDoktor
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????? [schlong] = hose in Russian, and also used a slang for penis.

The word is the same with the same meaning in Yiddish (please do not accuse me of being a Zio-terroist or some such thing).

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:52 | 6953794 FrankDrakman
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Take more than a carton of little blue pills for me. 

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:10 | 6952636 gmak
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Guess baby-Trump had a bad toilet-training experience. No wonder he won't drink beer. :-)

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:11 | 6952641 Svendblaaskaeg
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Putin kills journalist with a Co2 powered tranquilizer gun??

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:15 | 6952657 cordial savage
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It's a mini nuke.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:12 | 6952644 ThisIsBob
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If Bernis can make her shit her drawers, just imagine what Val will do.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:14 | 6952652 cordial savage
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Kilmer?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:26 | 6952727 MoHillbilly
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Don't mess with him. I saw a picture of him and he had just eaten some dude whole

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:14 | 6952654 Monetas
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Monetas Crystal Ball:  Hillary will use her MS to get sympathy .... she'll start sporting a wheel chair .... a la FDR .... win our lose .... she'll play the sympathy card .... for all it's worth ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:20 | 6952682 HerrDoktor
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consider the Amigo or Rascal electric scooters.

would dovetail nicley with renewable energy-global warming script

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:30 | 6952746 Monetas
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Bingo .... with pant suits .... she won't have to ride side saddle ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 13:48 | 6953290 Anunnaki
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So you have heard the MS rumors too

According to a leaked Huma (pun?) email, Hillary is often very confused and can only work 2 hours a day on campaign topics

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:58 | 6953587 Baa baa
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Only 2 hours? I can see how that could be good for the nation.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 14:43 | 6953523 Shift For Brains
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Expect unprovoked attacks on cripples to skyrocket in copycat crime.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:19 | 6952680 Johnny Horscaulk
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Rethinking Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s freewheeling and narcissistic presidential campaign has earned the consensus contempt of the mainstream media and establishment politicians, but that’s partly because he has dared challenge dangerous orthodoxies, like the neocon/liberal-hawk mania for “regime change,” writes Sam Husseini.
https://consortiumnews.com/2015/12/18/rethinking-donald-trump/

Trump Schools ABC-TV Host on Reality
Exclusive: The spectacle of clueless U.S. media personalities, like George Stephanopoulos, chastising Donald Trump for getting facts wrong would be funny if it weren’t indicative of a political-media system failing the American people and what’s left of the democratic Republic, writes Robert Parry.
https://consortiumnews.com/2015/12/21/trump-schools-abc-tv-host-on-reality/

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:53 | 6952832 ZangotheMagnificent1
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I know this is fairly obvious but here it is ... Trumpster is an example of "trash talk". Somewhat like the questioning in a legal deposition or offsides baiting in fooball. Put it on the edge to get the uncontrolled reaction ... then hammer back. Politics at its finest. Better than the controlled crap we have been getting. The sheeple may be wising up to the bull they have been fed. We will see how long it lasts.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:58 | 6953084 Fiscal Reality
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The Trump Beatdown of Georgie S on ThisWeek on 12/20/15 was the best in years. GO DONALD!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:58 | 6953085 Fiscal Reality
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The Trump Beatdown of Georgie S on ThisWeek on 12/20/15 was the best in years. GO DONALD!

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:21 | 6952690 db51
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Trump Rage...lmfao.    I am a regular gamer on WOT (World of Tanks)   Basically an intense game of combat....no pussies there.   I changed my Gamer Name from db51 to DonaldJTrump 2016.....Holy Fuck....From the minute the battle begins, it is non stop Trump Mania.   Some people on opposing team (15 players) get so pissed that they lose their mind trying to kill the Donald, only to get careless and get their stupid ass eiliminated.  I pray to God that Donald makes it to the General.....the fucking battle between he and Cankles will be epic.  

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:30 | 6952748 cordial savage
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Wow.  Someone needs to tell Tom Brokaw there's a new Greatest Generation afoot.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:38 | 6952778 rejected
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LOL.....

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:38 | 6952784 ZangotheMagnificent1
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LMFAO

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:55 | 6953805 ---------
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wt was much better   

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:24 | 6952713 Johnny Horscaulk
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No zh coverage on the Putin speech?

http://investmentwatchblog.com/live-putin-speaks-at-moscow-internet-econ...

apparently he is very pro the interwebs....

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:27 | 6952730 Monetas
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It's not narcism .... if you really are smart and good looking .... "it's not islamophobia, if they really are trying to kill us" ?

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:39 | 6952757 rejected
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Amazing isn't it? The country in shambles, half out of work, the other half mostly low wage slaves, borders wide open, the budget a mess, government usurping the constitution in every way it can, the military out bombing and droning wherever it can, millions killed or maimed in useless regime changes including our vets that are forgotten as soon as they are no longer useful, institutions of higher learning now focused on safe spaces and micro aggression's and all the leaders are asked is their thoughts on killing journalists?! And the one (1) mind you happened four or five years ago if memory serves. And just what makes journalists lives any more important then others? Now we have three groups whose lives are valued higher than mere mundanes... Politicians, Law Enforcement and Journalists.

Am I missing something? Now they're even getting Trump off the real issues he's been rightfully forcing out for debate. Does anyone, especially American journalists,  even give a shit about the nation anymore? If not, let's just euthanize it and get it over with.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:26 | 6952955 RiverRoad
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Actually America is leaning out the window and yelling, "I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore."  I'd love that bumper sticker.

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:35 | 6952769 Zero-Hegemon
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I might vote for Pimp Vader

Tue, 12/22/2015 - 11:36 | 6952775 Atomizer
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Hillary can continue her feminist campaign. These girls from Canada made a lot of money in late teens. If it wasn't for the Charlotte news reference, would of forgot about correlation.

Stop selling women are under paid. Watch Yahoo go under with a woman in charge. Go change your depends diaper you washed up fuck. 

Kittie - Brackish

 

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