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A Christmas 'Safe-Space' - Cornell Bans Menorahs, Crosses, & Mistletoe

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Happy Holidays from the 'friendly' micro-aggressives at Cornell...

From page 2 of Cornell's "Fire Safety Guidelines For Holiday Displays"

 

Beware of those dangerous 'Star of Davids' and terroristic Mistletoe?

It seems 'inflammatory' has a whole new meaning.

 

h/t @JudithShulevitz

 

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Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:23 | 6956715 fudge
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Beware of those dangerous 'Star of Davids'

Nuke Jizrael ! and fuck christmas.

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:24 | 6956720 Looney
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... Cornell Bans Menorahs, Crosses, & Mistletoe

… but they don’t ban the ISIS black flag, do they? ;-)

Looney

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:26 | 6956737 KnuckleDragger-X
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that's racist......

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:32 | 6956782 General Decline
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They only do this type of stuff to stir up people and create division.  People are beginning to catch on to their BS system they have created and they are starting to panic. While everybody is busy arguing about this useless crap, they are picking our pockets.  Don't ever forget that.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:40 | 6956844 VinceFostersGhost
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Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year Cornell!!!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:42 | 6956852 NoVa
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but Cornell will allow Mohammed birthday celebration!

Mawlid is the observance of the birthday of the Islamic prophet Muhammad which is celebrated often on the 12th day of Rabi' al-awwal, the third month in the Islamic calendar. Wikipedia

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:47 | 6956883 Stackers
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WE SUPPORT DIVERSITY !

as long as you dont display any diversity that might offend someone elses conformity

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:48 | 6956892 Cistercian
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Diversity macht frei!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:51 | 6956903 Baby Bladeface
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Christmas poo Mr. Hankey on banished list not placed ....... yet.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:59 | 6956935 El Oregonian
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Matthew 24:37

37 "But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be."

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:03 | 6956955 RonArgent
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Hijabs and Burqas are still ok

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:23 | 6957040 Son of Loki
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Becoming quite the rage ... very fashion in America, Canada and throughout Europe in 2015-6:

 

http://www.the-best-islamic-clothing.com/image-files/full-niqab.jpg

 

I'm ok with it as long as Hillery is required to wear a 2-ply one.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:36 | 6957097 Miles Ahead
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lol... it figures this would turn into a "Muslim's Are Taking Over" thing...  Can't wait to see how May Day plays...

Hey El Oregonian, you really waiting on the second coming?  Kinda late don't cha think? I mean, we're wayyyyy past rumors of war by now.  Wars too! lol... 

I sure hope you ain't right and it's still gonna happen; ain't got time to jump on no boats with stinky animals because of some flood...

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:43 | 6957131 SMG
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This is all part of getting every conditioned to accept a totalitarian Globalist government with a one world religion.   Totalitarians always prey on fear and always use it to increase their power, with the promise of keeping you safe from everything.   The cost is you then become property of the state to with as the rulers see fit.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:48 | 6957150 The Pope
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At least they didn't ban my FESTIVUS salute!

 

 

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Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:48 | 6957167 SMG
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Quote from Globalist Albert Pike about their plan.  Note how they plan to destroy the other religions.

"The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the "agentur" of the "Illuminati" between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion…We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time." 4

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:01 | 6957247 pods
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The sooner people start ignoring these rules, the faster you will be set free.

Don't petition the government to let them allow you to do anything like this.

First, GTFO of Cornell. Go to a state school. Then place what you wish where you wish.  Fuck everyone.

All these pansy assed called the cops cause I saw a mouse people will go away.

Stop obeying the rules.  That is the only way to win.

Why not go buy all the fucking Mistletoe in town and hang it everywhere?

Pansy ass fucks.  The worse things get, the tighter the bureaucracy grips.

pods

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:10 | 6957292 Dr. Spin
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The Star and Crescent it would appear is still ok,,,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symbols_of_Islam

Spoctor Din

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:33 | 6957380 ejmoosa
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Wouldn't it be better for all of us if we taught these students how to perform self-lobotomies?

It would pretty much keep them in a "safe" zone and keep them from annoying the rest of us.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 16:20 | 6957584 Never One Roach
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"BREAKING NEWS: The annual New Year Bonfire will be held in the main quadrangle as always. However, to show our support with the diverse sensitive peeples and not offend any of their sensibilities, we will burn a Chrisitan and Jew instead of the traditional big logs and heaps of trash."

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 08:14 | 6959663 Stainless Steel Rat
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Didi someone say "Happy Holidays?"

... triggered.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 17:39 | 6957937 dorane
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What about Santa on a crucifix?

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 10:48 | 6966886 HamFistedIdiot
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Yeah, Santa died for our sins.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 03:01 | 6959439 Shift For Brains
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The sooner people start ignoring these rules, the faster you will be set free.

The sum total of all that needs to be understood; all else is inessential elaboration.

The Revolution starts the day you begin to ignore them. You don't have to stand on the ramparts, throw paving stones through government building windows or take out full pages ads in your local paper.

Just. Ignore. Them.

They have NO POWER to enforce that which we resist and NO NEED to enforce that which we don't.

Do it.

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:04 | 6957255 The Pope
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SMG - fuck your 'globalist' & 'luciferian' diversions...

 

There's no such thing as the :

 

- LUCIFERIAN anti-defamation society

or the

- GLOBALIST anti-defamation society

 

That's all anyone needs to know... we all know (except YOU), who we're talking about here... If you want to kid yourself with redefinitions, then go ahead...

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:12 | 6957300 Jerome Lester H...
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"The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other"

As long as it is only just political Zionism (the State of Israel) that is destroyed, that should make a large percentage of the commenters here (like the poop) happy.

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:13 | 6957302 Jerome Lester H...
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Btw...Merry Christmas!

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 17:00 | 6957313 The Pope
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Fuck you too...

 

I don't give a ff about 'religions'... What I do give a fuck about are 'control node' assholes whose basis of operating their POWER schemes (that were established LONG BEFORE I was even born), continue to perpetrate MISERY & HUMAN SUFFERING, so they can stuff a few more goddamned sheckels in their pockets...

 

I despise their apologists & redirectionalists even more!

 

(apparently, based on 'junks', there are several people who actually PREFER redirectionalists rather than face the truth)... They must have been too busy FIGHTING FOO elsewhere in the planetsphere to explain HOW & WHY their POV is the correct one).


Thu, 12/24/2015 - 02:11 | 6959388 ebworthen
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So you're just a glob of cells?

Great, self immolate.

Why not? Save the planet!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 02:10 | 6959381 ebworthen
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Merry Christmas!

Better ban the Dollar.

"In God We Trust".

Ban Science too.

"All Powerful Math".

Ban Atheism.

"I believe Nothing".

Ban Belief, "End the FED!"

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 18:53 | 6958176 HopefulCynic
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What fucking diversions? Is ti not fucking evident that the people you refer to believe in the shit you think is a diversion, and their drive derives from those fucking ideologies? So you'd rather concentrate on their fuckingdiversions and want the rest to believe in their fucking diversions. No it is the masons, no it is skull and bones, it is the same shit, those are only the public anti defamation leagues, that you want to focus on. Jewish lobby, and what is behind that fucking lobby and every other fucking lobby that is doing the same thing they are doing?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 03:35 | 6959475 Clashfan
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Pike's letter is likely a forgery, no?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:03 | 6956957 tmosley
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Is rope offensive? How about nooses?  Oh, that's offensive to black people? How about if we put some white people in them? That would be ok? Great.

I think it would be very festive to decorate all the trees on campus with Cornell administrators.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:35 | 6957092 CheapBastard
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Guidelines forgot to mention a [temporary] ban all knockout punching and thuggery during the holidays.

 

Has to be only temp since a complete prohibition on knockout punchers and thugs would be rayciss.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:41 | 6957124 Miles Ahead
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Dear Carney, AlbertaRocks, et. al.,

See above?  So don't feel bad we don't love you. Another reason I forgot to mention was that damn underground railroad you ran and robbed us of all that free labor.  You're even partly responsible for us having to use Mex'kins now.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:06 | 6956970 CuttingEdge
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We support diversity as long as it isn't Anglo-Saxon and Christian in origin.

They can go fuck themselves.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:25 | 6957045 Son of Loki
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It be "Change you can beleeve in."

 

8 years worth.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 04:21 | 6959498 Rearden-Steel
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Hey Cornell, Fuck You.

Sincerely,

Rearden

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:08 | 6956982 bluskyes
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I guess you're right - Noah didnt celebrate Christmas either.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:52 | 6957194 Miles Ahead
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cause only two reindeer were on the boat while the rest drowned, leaving Santa in a quandry for the year 1438 BC...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 02:09 | 6959391 MayIMommaDogFac...
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+5 well-played

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:33 | 6957014 DutchR
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From "The Onion" No?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:09 | 6958440 Augustus
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In order to promote inclusiveness,

We issue a list of banned stuff.

Anyone with a star tattoo is probably subject to arrest.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 08:21 | 6959684 Isy
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It's the greatest threat global security has ever faced.

All the weapons in the world won't matter once ISIS army kick into gear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_su8XIpZU

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:26 | 6956739 Truther
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Cornell:"We are proud of our CIASIS Brotherhood." "Just waiting on the Baghdadi delivery boy, coming up from 1600 Penn Ave."

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:08 | 6957283 pods
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I was on campus this August for a wedding. I am telling you, that whole city was filled with the worst social misfit pansy assed trans fags.  I literally thought I hit some kind of gay pride convention.

Nope, just how things are.  Freaks everywhere. Hairhead freaks, homo freaks, tattooed freaks, pierced freaks.  Manners like NYC too.  Some fat cunt "working" in the dunkin donuts was berating a guy who worked there who looked a bit slow. Sad that people act like that. Fuck it, I gave him a $10 tip on our coffees.

Oh, and more chinese than a Foxconn plant.

pods

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 16:00 | 6957502 berlinjames02
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True story... Circa 2000 there was a student at Cornell that was brought before the campus' ethics counsel, or similar school body because he called one of his buddies a 'fag' while playing pool in the Noyes community center. His buddy was NOT offended. Rather, it was another student playing pool at a neighboring table who overheard the comment and was 'offended'. (Again, the comment was not directed at the other student and I'm not even sure the two students knew one another prior to the incident.) Welcome to the Land of the Free where only the 1st Amendment only applies to the 'right' ideology.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:27 | 6956747 NoDebt
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Is there a company President or CEO with the balls to come out and say "OK, we're never hiring a grad from your University ever again"?

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:31 | 6956769 Truther
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That would be RACISSSS

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:09 | 6957285 pods
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If Denninger ever starts another business, he is all over that shit.

pods

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 16:34 | 6957604 Never One Roach
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Who would want to attend a school with this shitty environment. Really. It's a real piss-poor reaction to the extortion threats of a small group of weak minded thugs.

You will definitely see lots of alumni cut Cornell out of their wills and stop their annual donations.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:44 | 6956860 highly debtful
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With universities that manage to come up with this kind of moronic prescriptions, it probably would not be your best decision to take alumni off their hands and offer them a job in your organisation in the first place.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:21 | 6957029 More Ammo
Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:45 | 6956875 NoVa
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didn't Hitlery garduate from Cornell?

oh, my bad,  She went to Brown Univeristy.  So how long before they change the name of that school...?

 

NoVa

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:58 | 6956931 knukles
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Since it too is a Progressive institution of Further Indoctrination, they should change the name from "Brown" to "Poop" to retain the image but capture the true essence of the Inspiration,

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:07 | 6956979 NoVa
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Sorry I was late returning for the debate folks, I had to ge a refreesher from Poop U

 

Schlonged

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:47 | 6956886 MrPalladium
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Or making any contribution to your endowment fund.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:34 | 6956793 El Vaquero
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Fuck dude, somebody should fly that flag at Cornell just to point out that it's not on their banned list. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:02 | 6956950 XitSam
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No manger scenes?  How about a ISIS jihadi throwing a gay person from the top of the tree?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:47 | 6956882 Urban Redneck
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I would gladly pay $100 (and buy a TV) to watch a Pay Per View ISIS takeover of Cornell.

Elizabeth Garrett - Sold at a sex slave auction

Andrew Cuomo - Crucified

John Flanagan - Beheaded

Robert S. Harrison - Cooked alive in a cage

It would teach the lower level fascists running around campus some valuable lessons in regards to the REALITY of TOLERANCE, EVIL, and the use of FORCE in the world.  

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 02:15 | 6959401 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Not certain about this, but I think one or more of our intelligence agencies could arrange a sub-contract with those folks for you.  </sarc (or is it?)>

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:49 | 6957174 Lumberjack
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Somali government bans Christmas celebrations

 

http://af.reuters.com/article/topNews/idAFKBN0U61MJ20151223

 

MOGADISHU (Reuters) - The government of Somalia has issued a ban on Christmas and New Year's celebrations in the Muslim country, saying the festivities "have nothing to do with Islam." 

"We warn against celebration of Christmas, which is only for Christians," Sheikh Mohamed Kheyrow, director of Somalia’s ministry of religion, said on state radio. "This is a matter of faith. The Christmas holiday and its drum beatings have nothing to with Islam."

He said the ministry has sent letters to the police, national security intelligence and officials in the capital Mogadishu instructing them to "prevent Christmas celebrations."

The announcement had echoes of Islamist militants al Shabaab, which controlled the capital Mogadishu until 2011. Among their edicts was to ban Christmas celebrations.

It was not immediately clear what prompted the government announcement. Somalia is almost entirely Muslim, but it hosts thousands of African Union (AU) peacekeepers, including from the majority-Christian countries Burundi, Uganda and Kenya.

The country, which is struggling to emerge from two decades of fighting and chaos, has also seen a growing number of Somalis returning from Europe and North America, sometimes bringing foreign traditions and attitudes with them.

Officials also said that Christmas celebrations may attract attacks from the Islamist militants al Shabaab.

"Christmas will not be celebrated in Somalia for two reasons; all Somalis are Muslims and there is no Christian community here. The other reason is for security," Abdifatah Halane, spokesman for Mogadishu mayor, told Reuters. "Christmas is for Christians. Not for Muslims."

 

Last Dec. 25, al Shabaab claimed responsibility for an attack on the main AU base in Mogadishu, which lasted several hours and left three peacekeepers and a civilian contractor dead.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 03:16 | 6959453 Shift For Brains
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"Christmas will not be celebrated in Somalia for two reasons; all Somalis are Muslims and there is no Christian community here. The other reason is for security," Abdifatah Halane, spokesman for Mogadishu mayor, told Reuters. "Christmas is for Christians. Not for Muslims."

If there are no Christians to celebrate the holiday, why do you have to ban it? Wouldn't it be non-existent on its own?

Is Mr. Halane a Cornell graduate?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 08:02 | 6959641 nmewn
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Wouldn't it be just wonderful to have a theocratic government pronounce things which are, really are in fact, not...and to back up that pronouncement with brute force?

Why, it would be just like one giant PC university virus or some edict on health care as a right for the cure or sumpin.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:59 | 6957185 Lumberjack
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dup. Looks like Cornell is in good company and Boko Haram is ratcheting things up in Af too. Oh Hillary...

 

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2015/05/did-clinton-foundation-donor-g...

 

When the U.S. State Department was presented with hard evidence identifying Boko Haram as a growing terrorist threat in Nigeria, the agency failed to take action for several years. Why the delay despite the evidence? That’s a fair question for former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton since she headed the agency at the time and is now seeking the Democratic nomination for president. Boko Haram is the same group that kidnapped over 200 female students from Chibok in Borno State, Nigeria just over a year ago. Clinton, the self-described champion of women’s rights, was first presented with reports highlighting Boko Haram’s aggressive posture back in 2010. Yet, the State Department did not officially designate the group as a Foreign Terrorist Organization (FTO) until December 2013.  During that time, Boko Haram gained significant footing at the expense of vulnerable populations.

Was a Nigerian land developer, who has donated large sums to the Clinton Foundation, a factor in delaying Boko Haram’s FTO designation? U.S. Senator David Vitter is exploring this possibility by examining the relationship between the Clintons and the developer, Gilbert Chagoury. His background is checkered to say the least. Chagoury plead guilty in British court to bribery, but avoided prison by returning portions of the money involved in his scheme. He also obtained immunity from prosecution in a looted assets case in Nigeria in exchange for returning money held in Swiss bank accounts. A list of all Clinton Foundation donations that includes Chagoury is available here. He has contributed about $5 million to the Foundation in recent years, according to a report in the Wall Street Journal that details Chagoury’s long and complicated relationship with the Clintons.

Vitter, one of two U.S. Senators to vote against Clinton’s confirmation as secretary of state, has also produced evidence that shows Clinton Foundation employees who worked for the State Department were directly involved with the decision to avoid labeling Boko Haram a terrorist group. During the confirmation hearings, Vitter cited potential conflicts of interest between the Clinton Foundation and foreign entities seeking favorable treatment from the State Department.

 

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 07:46 | 6959625 Thom_333
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A prostitute will always be...a...prostitute. Or a whore in common vernacula.

Merry Christmas to you.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 06:15 | 6959570 OldPhart
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Your fuckin' safe space is in my fuckin' way.  Get the fuck out of there, bitch, I'm coming through.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 07:45 | 6959622 Thom_333
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No - of course not.

And they can go to hell.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:24 | 6956723 Truther
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Cornell is Eviiiiiiiiiil.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:29 | 6956750 847328_3527
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What really bothers me is their cafeteria rayciss menu---Mexican enchiladas, Chinese eggs rolls and Vietnamese rice.

 

.. and Polish sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf?!

My sensibilites!!!

How Rayciss Macro-aggressive is that! How dares they!

 

PS: I won't even go into the names of their buildings.....

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:29 | 6956762 Truther
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You mean Likud Sausage, smothered with Christian blood don't you?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:41 | 6956849 VinceFostersGhost
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What's a brother have to do to get some fried chicken around here?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:45 | 6956874 knukles
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Only costs 2 slices of watermellon, Jesssssh!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:18 | 6957008 DutchR
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The most beautiful thing you've ever seen, it's watermeloown: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd5fljg9-1Q

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:28 | 6957059 Son of Loki
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Soon they'll be protesting that pure white faced Ronnie Mcdonald.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 06:16 | 6959571 OldPhart
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Do they call it 'American Cheese'?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:28 | 6956745 knukles
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Student idiot:  I'm offended by religious stuff so it has to be banned... it makes me feel bad
Me: So I can't say Merry Christmas to you?
SI:  Aaagggaaragh!  That's micro-aggression!  I'm offended!
Me: OK, then let me help assuage your offendedness.  Fuck you!
SI:  (Momentary stunned silence)
Me: See it helped take your mind off of the word Christmas.
SI:  Ab abbaaa hhaah   You   Muufffffghhh
Me: Go fuck yourself and have a Merry Christmas doing it, because it's the only present you're getting.  Oh, and may you choke to death on your fucking holiday meal      

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:53 | 6956909 rejected
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Eloquently stated!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:41 | 6957121 Arnold
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It's a good thing that snowflakes are acceptable or the campus would be empty.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:37 | 6956811 MrNosey
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It's so obvious what's going on but most cannot/will not see it!

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/12/as-events-spiral-ou...

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:39 | 6956843 Baby Bladeface
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Here, I point the obvious, help others to see it: you a spambot and the same shit you pour daily a hundred repeations.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:57 | 6956929 Pooper Popper
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Fuck liberals!!!

Enough fucking around with generation wuss.....

Lets dance fuckers!

 

 

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:40 | 6957119 DutchR
Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:20 | 6957025 DutchR
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"A Christmas 'Safe-Space' - Cornell Bans Menorahs, Crosses, & Mistletoe"

But not guns

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:32 | 6957366 Dr. Spin
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#fudge,

A ninja threw one of them "Stars of David's" at me once and it hurt!!!  Still got the scar on my left moob...

FELIZ NATAL,

Spodtor Din

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 06:34 | 6959577 OldPhart
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A black dude, in a dark bar, as I wen5t in as an EMT to find a patient that had been knifed in a fight, flung a kbar against my (well, it wasn't a moob back then, it was simply a man tit) right man tit.  It was a slash, and stung like a bitch for a day or two.  I didn't even see him, walking in from a bright, beach day to a dimly lit bar; but they all sure as shit saw me all backlit.  The guy apologized the whole time I was there, even helped his victim out to the ambulance and walked over to the deputies to be arrested.  I knew his mama, and she was not the sort of lady to allow that kind of bullshit.

I imagine when he finally got out of jail five/ten years later, at 30/35...his mama would have still beat his ass with a hairbrush.

(And, yeah, have the scar to prove it.)

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:23 | 6956716 Skateboarder
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Oh my god - these fucking pansy faggots never stop.

No di-versity in uni-versity, eh?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:27 | 6956751 KnuckleDragger-X
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" Your free to do whatever we tell you or allow you to do"........

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:29 | 6956755 knukles
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Yes, it's the rise of Fascism
Dumb fucks don't understand the implications when somebody else gets to apply the very same principle and tell them what they can or can't do or say. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:32 | 6956778 NoDebt
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In totalitarian states everything that is not required is prohibited.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:17 | 6957016 Hype Alert
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But wait, Trees are ok?  Where are all the tree huggers?  I can't believe they let that go by.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:41 | 6956845 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yep, they always think it only applies to somebody else. Usually just before they are loaded on trains headed for the gulag......

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 04:57 | 6959527 mc225
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a lot of these people forget the cautionary tale of the brownshirts...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 06:36 | 6959579 OldPhart
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Makes you wonder how they ask for Russian, French or Italian dressing in the cafeteria.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:29 | 6956758 Mr. Schmilkies
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So universities are going from INclusive to EXclusive, so no one is offended.  And here I thought universities were places of learning, discussion of varying opinions, and open dialogue to learn to accept other cultures, practices, and beliefs.  How does one learn to accept or be tolerant of others in an environment like this?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:35 | 6956806 Baby Bladeface
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Universities soon will offer degree program in butthurt, to an art form they raise it.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:42 | 6956851 KnuckleDragger-X
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They already do, they call them 'studies' degrees......

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 06:48 | 6959587 OldPhart
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And. at least the California State University system of the 90's, there were four required 'studies' you had to pay for and pass.

 

Male Bashing 101, Corporate Bashing 101, Religion Bashing 101, and White Bashing 101.

It was a fucked up thing haven't to pay for that shit, buy books, and waste time with a double/triple load at the time.

And they were all at the other end of the campus from the business school were I  just wanted a fucking accounting degree.

Come in at 7 for Intermediate accounting III, 10am hike half a mile to male bashing 101, 10:30 hike half a mile back to auditing I, 1:00 PM, continue to walk from the snack bar to White Bashing 101, (have the professor name you as the representative white guy; meantime you're presented with a black professor's perspecive on being black, and hispanic professor's perspective on being hispanic, a chinese professor perspective on being chinese, etc.  Get up in front of the class, if you're on welfare, raise your hand....am I the only one?)

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:32 | 6957365 Ms No
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Sorry everybody but due to sensitivities and budget restraints all we are allowed to have for Christmas decorations this year is Butt Fucker Santa and Campas Krampas. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:23 | 6956717 38BWD22
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I'm offended!

Do I get some FS for that?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:37 | 6956821 kralizec
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No, you just have to log your microaggresion complaint form at the nearest office and then wait to see if they find your claim exploitive enough to give a flying formication about.

And if that offends you...you are shit outta luck.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:26 | 6956719 Rainman
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No surprise here .... Commies hate all religion equally.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:46 | 6957153 Overfed
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Government is their religion, and they worship at the altar of State and jackboot.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:24 | 6956726 NoDebt
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How did Santa Claus make the cut?  Yeah, I guess that's OK as long as you don't call him Old Saint Nick.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:59 | 6956936 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Santa made the cut because he brings presents.  The Retailer's lobby called cornell on the phone and told them the rules about the need to promote gift giving.  Sometimes I think Capatilism is the only thing saving Christmas.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:25 | 6956729 Salsa Verde
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Generation Unich.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:15 | 6957009 Kirk2NCC1701
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'Generation Eunuch', oh ye of Generation Semi-literate.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:26 | 6956738 DrZipp
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Or else what?  The athiest pansies give you a stern glare?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:31 | 6956772 knukles
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Which demands a protective response from the glare of the micro-aggression by placing my Tazer stick at the base of his skull and letting loose 6MM bezappers!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:33 | 6956787 Handful of Dust
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Will I be safe from Barry's knockout punchers in that there 'Safe Space?"

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:46 | 6956881 Baby Bladeface
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Electrons very small, so yes, tazer is microagressive.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:30 | 6956763 Jason T
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96% of faculty donated to the democratic party at cornell.

 

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:30 | 6956764 kerfuffled
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STOP THE JEWS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:32 | 6956781 Truther
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Stop the ZIONISTS before it's too late.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:21 | 6957033 DutchR
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Stop before it's too late.

 

Fixed

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 04:54 | 6959523 Tall Tom
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It is already too late.

 

Period.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:01 | 6957242 Sanity Bear
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Cornell is working on it. You notice they banned menorahs too?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 05:09 | 6959536 Johnny Horscaulk
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Surely you must have been outraged they'd treat Jewish symbols like Christian ones, huh?

Dont worry - still menorahs all over the public land set up by Chabad - a group that were they not Jews, would be decried as a hate and supremacist group by the splc et al.

Meanwhile the courts have said a nativity scene violates the Constitution.

cute.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:31 | 6956768 yogibear
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The libtards will push this until Islamic is installed and gays  are pushed head first off of tall buildings.

They have a death wish for themselves.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:27 | 6957050 DutchR
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Base diving is tha bomb.

 

Wait, what....

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:31 | 6956770 847328_3527
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Removing all traditional decorations in NM shows what happens. Their store was empty. Nordstroms, which had tons of Christmas stuff of all varieties and pleasant holiday music in the background, was packed.

 

Extremes of PC may bankrupt your business.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:32 | 6956779 knukles
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Happening here, too.  Just goes to show that Most the People Do Not Like the Statist Mind-washing.
They can keep their cheese and white wine

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:25 | 6957041 kerfuffled
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I heard the black guy star wars toys are not selling either while all other figures including the unrealistic girl power hero are sold out. Back to the drawing board Jew Jew Abrahams.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:54 | 6957182 More Ammo
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unrealistic girl power hero

 

That's just another facet that the sheeple don't see. 

Those characters are prominent in most shows today as a step for feminism to neuter the male role.  They always use very hot chicks to portray them so the unsuspecting ogling male viewers are indoctrinated to the script as they voluntarily watch.

Completly overdone in Revolution so I quit watching it. (netflix)  I suspect Hunger Games is the same mainline so I won't even watch it.

Can't watch much of anything anymore as the mudshark is always a main feature.

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:31 | 6956774 twerkerworker
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Hmm, only pagan solstice rites permitted on campus. Calling the Clown Car!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:32 | 6956776 Silverhog
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Doesn't really matter. They will all be eaten by Zombies soon anyway. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:38 | 6956837 kralizec
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I love a happy ending!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:18 | 6957019 Cognitive Dissonance
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And a very merry double tap to you as well.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:30 | 6957069 DutchR
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Katana, a dish best served, well, to zombies.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:33 | 6956786 highly debtful
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If that is the way your universities are going to take your future intellligentsia by the hand (undoubtedly only to be replaced by the PC society once they're graduated), you Americans are, well, doomed. What is currently happening in a growing number of your universities is simply alarming.

Good luck with a generation that will need around the clock nurturing and comforting during its entire life span.  

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:36 | 6956815 highly debtful
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Oh, and another thing: merry christmas. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:33 | 6956788 Toxx
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I wonder if the star and cresent would be banned during Ramadan.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:39 | 6956842 kralizec
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You meant "revered" not banned, right?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:48 | 6956889 knukles
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Yes.  As will also be public goat sex .... 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:54 | 6956914 Baby Bladeface
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Only if inclusive with trans-gender goats.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:33 | 6957081 kralizec
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Must suck for the bureaucracy regulating that...

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:16 | 6957012 XitSam
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Child rape is allowed year round. We can't deny them their culture. And female genital mutilation is allowed on coeds. Can't have them enjoying sex. It's their culture.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 05:11 | 6959540 Johnny Horscaulk
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No because muslims wield fantastic power in academia in in the courts unlike christians and jews, right?

Good little sheep. Keep missing the big picture and hating the right people and you'll be just fine.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:39 | 6956791 Hongcha
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Oh, how these people suck ass.  I work in San Francisco and live in the vicinity and have barely heard the word, 'Christmas' all season long.  It's like a memo went out, or better yet a fucking pop-up reminder on their phone.  They really are trying to scrub it out and create a dulled drone society without faith in anything beyond federal government.  Miserable shit-eaters they are, and fated to fail.  /Rant.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:34 | 6956796 arbwhore
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Bringing living things into the dwelling at Winter Solstice is, of course, a Pagan tradition which dates back thousands of years. Time to revise your guidelines Cornell. You wouldn't want to be seen appropriating Pagan culture.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:34 | 6956798 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Im not religous, but I made a cross out of christmas lights and along with a nativity scene, placed it in my front yard.  I am tired of all the PC blow-up santa helecopters and snowmen on peoples lawns.  I figured, show some respect to the reason for the season.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:55 | 6957473 prymythirdeye
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The reason for the season ain't some baby in a manger.  It's an old pagan holiday celebrating the winter solstice.  Can't believe 9 ZH readers upvoted you.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 03:28 | 6959467 Shift For Brains
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You missed the point totally. You must have a stye in your Third Eye.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 05:16 | 6959541 Johnny Horscaulk
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Except, no - it isn't. Not for Christians.

This:

http://www.druidry.org/druid-way/teaching-and-practice/druid-festivals/w...

However, is a celebration of the solstice. And what does 'pagan' even mean? Non-Abrahamic?

that's a feature, not a bug.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:01 | 6956799 Wow72
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Is this not surreal to anyone? Im waiting to hear the Twilight Zone music after reading what is acceptable as "decoration" ? Lets just put all the nose rings in now... This is out of control and bad government supported student loans has this whole thing propped up.. ??? WTF  Decorate your fucking tree with whatever the FUCK you want to because its Fucking America!  If your going to learn anything in school kids, learn to tell your teacher and Admin NO ONE TELLS YOU WTF TO PUT ON YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE!  

 

What are they going to do put you in jail? Fine you? or even worse reprimand you? Holy shit not reprimand? Get out of their NIT WIT Fucking school, you need someone to help become an "Independent" (I know its a scary word, please bare with me.) Thinker?  Arent we supposed to be making our kids smarter? THIS IS FUCKING STUPID! WHAT A WASTE!

We need to promote and provoke thought, not cage it?   WTF AMERICA??

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 03:30 | 6959469 Shift For Brains
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NO ONE TELLS YOU WTF TO PUT ON YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE! 

This would make a great Christmas greeting card. People like enthusiasm.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:35 | 6956803 ultraticum
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A glimpse into an alternative demographic of Merka:

 - Folks too old for the internet, who rely on teevee, are near totally brain-dead, brainwashed, into the neocon or socialist ways.  Accordingly, they worship politics and king dollar, and Israel-first everything and its wars (a big "voting" block, if you're into that).

 - Middle aged are split down the middle:  those smart enough to have embraced the internet and have weaned themselves off the MSM; and those numb nuts still drinking the statist cool-aid of old (the biggest "voting" block).

 - Millenials are probably the smartest - they know they've been shafted by the man and his wars and entitlements, and instead focus on more positive paths toward liberty than traditional politics (and I ain't even in this group).

 - The youth, represented by this uber-PC statist bullshit promoted by the red education camps.

An interesting cauldron in which we find ourselves.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:37 | 6956829 arbwhore
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The very fact that old people die first gives me hope for the future.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:12 | 6957001 Graph
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Ever heard that history repeats itself?

Don't be smart ass with generational divide crap.

It's only group of people who "can fit in one small jet airplane" and rest of us..

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:24 | 6957042 arbwhore
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Sorry but the "Me" generation has nothing to teach us. Die off already.

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