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This Is How You Vaporize An ISIS Training Camp

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From the time Russia began airstrikes in Syria on September 30, the Ministry of Defense has been a serial producer of videos depicting Moscow’s air campaign against anti-Assad elements. 

Whether or not the footage shows what The Kremlin says it does is probably debatable. That is, there’s no way for the public to distinguish between an ISIS training camp and an FSA position in the often grainy clips the MoD posts on YouTube, but one thing is for sure: Russia is conducting a lot of airstrikes in the skies above Syria. 

Part of the plan is of course to embarrass the US. Washington has supposedly been flying combat missions against ISIS for some 15 months with little to nothing to show for it in terms of tangible results. That could be because the US has the wrong “strategy” or it could be by design (i.e. Washington might merely be seeking to “contain” ISIS rather than destroy the group and its revenue stream). Whatever the case, Moscow is keen on showing that when it comes to getting serious about fighting terror, nobody does it better than Russia. 

Recently, the MoD’s videos have focused increasingly on depictions of airstrikes against Islamic State’s oil infrastructure and crude trucks. The world has woken up to the fact that ISIS pulls in between $500 million and $1 billion per year in revenue from its illicit oil trade and The Kremlin is determined to cut off the funds not only to debilitate ISIS, but also to anger the Turks who Russia insists are involved in the trafficking of stolen oil. 

And so, without further ado, we bring you the latest from the Defense Ministry which has released the following two clips depicting a strike on an ISIS training camp in Idlib (note the fleeing soldiers) and the destruction of a column of tanker trucks.

 

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Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:33 | 6958521 Squid-puppets a...
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holy shit, someone call Victoria Newland's phone, make sure she's still alive!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:37 | 6958536 Poundsand
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Well, whether it was Victoria or not I don't know.  But someone's day just ended poorly.  I also imagine eternity started just as poorly. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:53 | 6958566 FireBrander
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Mr. Putin,

May I suggest larger bombs? Appears a lot USA backed 'Freedom Fighters' are escaping the carnage.

Just think of how pissed Obama will be when ISIS is no longer 'contained', but destroyed.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:54 | 6958581 new game
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the virgins are awaiting the cockless muzzies...

opps, it got blown off.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:29 | 6958873 Troy Ounce
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Dunno. But are bombs not supposed to fall in the cross hairs?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:12 | 6959026 Motasaurus
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The images come from drones, the bombs are dropped from fighter bombers.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:25 | 6959059 DeadFred
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The problem with videos from the air is you miss out on all the "Allahu akbar!, Alluhu a---" sound effects.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:34 | 6959083 Arnold
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Alan is going to get pissed very soon and hire some high priced attorneys (Or Barristers).

 

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g186570-d3678873-Reviews-Al...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 06:50 | 6959589 HowdyDoody
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Ah that explains it. The US has actually been bombing the shit out of Allan's Snackbar, rather than ISIS oil tankers and training camps. What a cunning plan by the ISIS crew. They truly are Masters of Deception.

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 08:24 | 6959693 Isy
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All the weapons in the world won't matter once ISIS army kick into gear!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_su8XIpZU

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 00:35 | 6959239 Jack Burton
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Good catch! I hear over and over how dumb Russians can't hit the cross hairs. Of course Russia films attacks from drone aircraft, and cross hairs are not the bomb aim point. I noticed people make this mistake on the very first video that came out, even though Russia said it was filming it's attacks using drones in order to better quantify the bombs effective hitting.

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 03:32 | 6959471 Zwelgje
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So many want to see Russian failure. 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 04:14 | 6959495 FIAT CON
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MSM groupies do!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 09:56 | 6959869 MasterControl
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Just progressives.  And John McCain.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 11:00 | 6960075 Antifaschistische
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Can we request that the drones fly lower?   Can we also get this in high def?  Can they include at least one cluster bomb for cleanup?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 07:38 | 6959616 Morbid
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in soviet russia the bombs know better where to fall.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:39 | 6958925 Abitcoinbrain
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I hope Putin Covers those bombs in pigs fat like good old General Pershing "black jack"  back in the early 1900's. Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The US soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs. 


All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next50 years. 

 

Easy Peasy Camel Humper Problem Gone

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:59 | 6958791 MontgomeryScott
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From the article:

"nobody does it better than Russia"

And NOW a little Carly Simon ditty from that James Bond movie, in honor of the leader of the Russian Federation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy-c8aAntWA

Mr. Putin,

Send in agent 'triple-eight'.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 07:52 | 6959632 Thom_333
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What about that Patsy Cline song - I fall to pieces....

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:07 | 6958817 Urtica ferox
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Mr. Putin,

May I suggest cluster bombs? Appears a lot USA backed 'Freedom Fighters' are escaping the carnage.

FIFY :-)

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:28 | 6958877 o r c k
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See Clusters  Say Cluster

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 00:45 | 6959212 FireBrander
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From the Office of the President of the United States of America

Mr Putin,

I demand that you stop using bombs! Can't you just drop leaflets or something?

For Christ’s' sake, you nearly Killed OUR fucken "Freedom Fighters"!

If you do not halt you wanton destruction, I will be forced to draw another Red Line in the sand. I may even draft a resolution at the UN condemning your actions.

And don't even think about pushing me into getting Kerry involved; you'll really regret that!

Knock it Fucking OFF!

Sincerely,

Barack

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 06:52 | 6959594 HowdyDoody
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You almost had me. It would have been perfect if you had included "Pretty Please" after "Knock it Fucking OFF!"

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 06:22 | 6959573 Wile-E-Coyote
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Did you see all those guys getting away, a tactical nuke would have sorted that out. Do the Russians have Thermobaric bombs? If they do and I suspect they do they should fry the fuckers. TNT is so yesterday.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 01:03 | 6959287 Nobody For President
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Only 1 (270 pound) virgin?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 07:48 | 6959628 Thom_333
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The best Christmas gift...so far. Keep up the good work!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:34 | 6958525 arbwhore
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Russia flies sorties over Virginia now?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:44 | 6958948 MontgomeryScott
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OH SHIT!

Is that ARLINGTON?

... [ :( ]

Oh. I guess not.

(YES, I know what a 'wet dream' is)

It's a good thing that TIDE (tm) is good at cutting protein stains. I think I should do some laundry now.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:49 | 6959131 Freddie
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Langley?  We wish. 

I like the Russians because they are serious people.  The men are men and not some Trayvon bakll thug worshiping idiots like white American males with their fantasy league and SEC NCAA teams and other bullshit where white males act like little cheerleader girlies for their Trayvons.

F**King American men doing Facebook like little girls and drinking lattes and other metrosexual childish shit.

I respect Russian women and men.  I have no respect for American men especially MIC and Pentagram traitors and cowards plus the entire corrupt govt.

Support the troops?  Maybe the troops need to wake the F**k up and stop being sheep to slaughter or mass murderers.  Poor animals in some cases like cows try to run and escape their slaughter. 

Don't go and die for the pension of some dual shitizen zio shitbag in the State Dept who hates the goys. 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 00:56 | 6959275 Jack's Raging B...
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You may want to adjust your adoration. A very large portion of the Russian population is severely addicted to various drugs. Most horrifically, Desomorphine or "krokodile". Their alcoholism is also legendary, perhaps second to only the Irish. Try not to get caught up in jingoism, whether it's reactionary or otherwise. People are people and behave as such everywhere.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 03:26 | 6959463 Overfed
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Yaknow, Freddie, I deal with Russians along with ex-residents of Soviet client states on a somewhat regular basis. I like all of them. They're serious, a little cheap, but if they see something they like they pony up the dough and don't yank yer dick. Few things irritate me more than a cock-yanker.

They sometimes come off as a little on the simple side, but from what I've seen, they lay their cards on the table and expect the same from whomever they deal with. If you try and fuck them, they'll cut your throat. If deal 'em straight, they'll be a friend to the end. Just my experience with eastern Europeans in general and Russians in particular.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:36 | 6958530 max2205
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Somebody got some carbon credit waivers 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:39 | 6958546 nmewn
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Al Gore is not amused!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:37 | 6959094 Arnold
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Give a Hoot...........

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:37 | 6958538 nmewn
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Pssst. oveh heah. Dis is real war porn, not that cheap jingoistic, hegemonic, imperialistic US war porn. This is da good stuff.

Check it out ;-)

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:06 | 6958611 Urban Redneck
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Everyone likes to talk about ISIS's slick marketing, but Putin's peeps are setting up for a blockbuster year of sales at DSEI, SOFEX and IDEX... And those buyers aren't usually put off by international sanctions, which will come handy for Russia since collapsing steel prices will probably bump arms exports to to #2 behind oil & gas exports this year.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:24 | 6958870 Troy Ounce
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Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:38 | 6958544 MsCreant
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I would be embarassed to be a US serviceman/woman. Must be hard to Obey the Obama and then see Russia "Putin on a show" like this.

You know we could kick some ass. Got the "reign on" because of politics, just like Vietnam.

Get it done. Get out. So embarassing to be fighting for liars.

To all those in the service, I am deeply sorry. For those of you who are natural born protectors, you are beloved and being abused. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:00 | 6958593 FireBrander
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The saddest part is the soldiers with pieces blown off, minds scrambled, and flat out dead!

For fucken what?

Spreading 'Freedom and Democracy'?

"Protecting the Homeland'? The same Homeland Obama wants to stuff with Syrian refugees; whom are Refugees because the USA destroyed their country?

If they all 'walked away from their post', I would understand.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:05 | 6958609 FireBrander
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Hmmm.... just hit me...about how intent the military is to BURY that Bergdahl fellow... maybe in walking away from his post in disgust, he walked smack dab into the embarrassing truth about our 'strategy' in region.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:54 | 6958767 uhland62
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Please, the Germans pay a lot more for Syrian refugees, in more ways than one. 

Only when the American people oject to spending $$$ for this kind of thing can there be hope for a little change.

It's not about 'Freedom and Democracy', that's in your head. Think back of the Cold War, when 'the West' supported dictators of all stripes, military, monarchy, religious, and just plain old dictators. There was only one requirement: No nationalisation of resource and other assets. As long as they privatised everything, even the rainwater, they were most welcome in the tent. 'Freedom and democracy' was preached in the schools and it takes a few years after leaving school to realise that you were sold a false belief. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:51 | 6959145 Freddie
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I am asamed and furious that these kids get blown up, killed and maimed for nothing except MIC profits and the pensions of some sick f**ks in the US govt and defense contractors.

The part that is really sickening is they cover it all up with the phony "support the troops" propaganda.   What a lie.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 01:08 | 6959297 Nobody For President
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thanks MsC - as an (old) vet - Vietnam era - I am embarrased by the sorriest ass CIC the USGov has ever had to endure.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:40 | 6958548 BurningFuld
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It was cool to be an ISIS member back when the USA was in charge. Now not so much.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:16 | 6958640 FireBrander
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Yeah, I'm guessing a free pair of Chinese basketball shows and promises of open air countryside rides in beds of USA imported Tundra's ain't gonna be big recruitment draw; no wonder they're running those Trump clips.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:00 | 6958998 MontgomeryScott
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Thanks for your input, Hillary.

What does it matter?

Look, silly, the Tundras imported from the USSA are made (assembled, that is) in KENTUCKY! I'd call that 'MOAR home-grown jobs'!

Did you really have to leave the stage to change your Depends (tm)? Huma must have been pretty frisky with you lately!

LOOK. The USSA is starting to realize the issue regarding 'Tundras', and is combing Texas for some used Fords (as long as they have the former owner's business phone number attached).

Who's Trump; a guy with a few billion dollars and a bad haircut?

(Nice tits, by the way)

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:41 | 6958550 Never One Roach
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Putin's the real deal.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:46 | 6958563 besnook
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shock and awe, russian style. the russian people must be eating this shit up. of course, they have more reason to cheer for putin than americans have to cheer for obambam.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:20 | 6959043 MontgomeryScott
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For those who do not know their 1960's CBS adult cartoon fare, 'Bam Bam' was the name of Barney and Betty Rubble's child on the 'classic' 1/2 hour cartoon series named 'The Flintstones'. Most affiliates aired this in the 8PM to 9 PM 'time slot'.

That stupid little blonde boy used to solve every problem as if he saw it as a nail (to be hammered). Stereotypical teutonic proto-nazi; he was.

That pussy wimp half-breed Mullato faggot illegal alien currently occupying the White House could NEVER live up to the meme of 'Bam Bam'. GW and George the Elder are closer comparisons.

I mean, have you actually seen him try to golf? Guy couldn't PERSONALLY fight his way out of a community-organizing paper bag! Limp-wristed welfare-sucking leech maggot Indonesia Madrass-educated nancy-boy faggot butt-fucking cock-sucking...

(OOPS. MY BAD. I'm SO politically incorrect!)

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 02:43 | 6959431 Nobody For President
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Congrats besnook, you got your mandantory one downvote from the paid troll...

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:50 | 6958569 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Unconfirmed reports indicate one or more barrels of oil were destroyed. The Obama admin is verifying these reports and if true Would prove Russia's blatant disregard for the environment and the state department will most likely work with the UN to get a binding resolution to ask Russia to stop immediately.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:01 | 6958596 nmewn
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The EPA has already declared CO2 a poisonous gas, so this is definitely a violation.

We need Obama to immediately declare a global state of emergency at Defcon Level Red and then air drop a battalion of clipboard toting bureaucrats into this hot zone to begin assessing the damage, document all the guilty parties involved so the IRS can send them a threatening letter!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:35 | 6958694 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Wiki leaks hackers found emails outlining a propaganda campaign by the CIA which involves dropping leaflets all over ISIL occupied territory stating how damaging the envIronment is like pissing on Mohammed

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:45 | 6959117 Arnold
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I thought that the leaflets outlined  the Cornell extension that was going to be built there once the demolition was done,

Maybe it was Oberlin?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:11 | 6958629 FireBrander
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What about the heat generated by all of those explosions; no fucken wonder it's 125 in the shade over there and 72 in DC at Christmas.

 

Fucken Russians had better have enough carbon credits to cover their wanton heating of the planet.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:52 | 6958572 blindman
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wasn't there some concern for waste of energy and
the intersection with economy and conservative
conservation and a thing termed global warming,
extreme warming , site specific. whatever?
anyway .....
never mind humanity... justice and law courts.
moving on .....

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:52 | 6958574 rsnoble
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Did the  USA fly over immediately afterward and drop 5,000lb blocks of cheese and bandaids?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:13 | 6958634 WTFUD
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Si and leaflets warning of a pending Russian Strike, Oops!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:56 | 6958777 Whoa Dammit
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RSNoble,

No cheese or band-aids, but they did drop 200 lbs. of red beans & rice to make them feel better... (See ZH article about beans & rice for trainees.)

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:49 | 6959125 Arnold
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I'll bet they use bacon grease to make them come off the hard points slicker than snot.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:54 | 6958582 shantyman
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Interesting, the targeting focal point is off on both video's.... I would have expected better on a releaesed video....NULL YOUR SIGHT RETICULE

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:10 | 6958627 socalbeach
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Pretty sure that's drone video, not targeting video.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:20 | 6959044 silverer
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After release, the crosshairs can be moved around to view the area.  Just like if you shoot with a riflescope.  You know, how they look around for places to eat, babes, etc..  Maybe even another target.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:55 | 6958583 Kirk2NCC1701
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Shrewd move, for Russia to use ISIS to showcase its arms and help its MIC, whose prospects are looking westward. 

Compared to imposing an NFZ (No Fly Zone), it doesn't take military or political courage either. Like I said: Shrewd move.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:21 | 6958649 css1971
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The new AK-12 can be chambered in NATO 5.56.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 20:56 | 6958586 blindman
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what of the environment with all this
militarism and deployment of ordinance;
not in my back or front yard but all well
for the economy?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:02 | 6958597 sudzee
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Not a single word of thanks for Russia from MSM. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:11 | 6958628 TheFutureIsThePast
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Why would they thank Russia for destroying our proxy forces?

The MSM is the propaganda arm of the Fed. They want to start a war with Russia, not thank them for blowing up Abdullah after we spent millions arming him and his buddies.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:42 | 6958727 rsnoble
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Nothing quite like being the strongest nation on the planet (assuming) and considering your proxy forces to be a bunch of goat fucking towel heads driving around in rusted out toyotas trying to conquer entire countries.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 08:42 | 6959723 turnoffthewater
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Don't necessarily agree with the dear part but much better calling Obama dear so go right ahead

http://dearputin.com/

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:10 | 6958625 WTFUD
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I love burnt toast, can't get enough! Keep up the good work and oh yes, fuck you ZATO.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:23 | 6958648 Janet Shalom Be...
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May I suggest your next target leader Putin?

Here is housed some of the world's most dangerous terrorists:

20th Street and Constitution Avenue, N.W.,

Washington, D.C.  20245

 

Due to their actions:

•tens of millions of U.S. citizens have lost their jobs,

•six million U.S. citizens have lost their homes,

•they have created the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, which the world is still living with nearly a

decade later,

•the average American family (if they are lucky enough to still have a job) has seen their income fall to an equivalent

of a 1970s wage,

•47 million American citizens are currently on food stamps.

 


Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:30 | 6958674 azusgm
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Please make 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue a priority item.

A certain 747 could use a quick airing out too.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:45 | 6958735 uhland62
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Why are you not happy with recreating Dickensian circumstances?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:19 | 6958861 So It Goes
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More?  You want MOAR!!!!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:04 | 6959009 The Dogs of Moar
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I do

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:29 | 6958672 Grandad Grumps
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Was the training camp in Israel? Of not, then ... keep working.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 03:41 | 6959478 Otrader
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Tel Aviv and all CB's worldwide.  Only then can peace be achieved.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:30 | 6958679 azusgm
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More fireworks, please. That was a nice start.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:32 | 6958685 phatfawzi
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so what do you do with 72 virgins? and what happens when your done with the 72 you were alotted? Does Allah replinish your stock pile. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:43 | 6958733 uhland62
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Thinking of consequences and next step is outlawed.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:53 | 6958739 joego1
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God fixes their cherries evertime you fuck one of them. Enjoy! The problems is that after devine intervention there is still a bit of scar tissue so Allah gives you a battering ram cock that stays eternally hard. The afterlife is good!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 00:00 | 6959171 Arnold
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Now Jo,some one must have explained to you what happens if you even look at a virgin, nevermind screw one.

 

It's called the living nightmare of children like you.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 00:23 | 6959207 phatfawzi
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Ahhh i get it, so their whole religon is one big orgy. no wonder they're all so willing to die, they must  all be sexually frustrated here on earth. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:42 | 6958936 beijing expat
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People should join my religion. You get 100 virgins and a Camero.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 00:35 | 6959241 FireBrander
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"People should join my religion. You get 100 virgins and a Camero."

Do I have to die to get that? Or is that a "sign on" bonus?

If I get that upfront, COUNT ME IN!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:42 | 6958937 beijing expat
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People should join my religion. You get 100 virgins and a Camero.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:42 | 6958940 beijing expat
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People should join my religion. You get 100 virgins and a Camero.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:42 | 6958941 beijing expat
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People should join my religion. You get 100 virgins and a Camero.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:42 | 6958942 beijing expat
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People should join my religion. You get 100 virgins and a Camero.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:54 | 6958968 bunnyswanson
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6 million is the magic number.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:25 | 6959053 Dominus Ludificatio
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The 72 virgins are for the poor idiot  believers .The rich preachers get their 100 wifes and plenty of viagra to keep them all barely satisfied now ,not when they are gone. Allah it seems  favors the rich and powerful not the foot soldiers.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 00:39 | 6959249 FireBrander
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It takes 10's of MILLIONS of "72 Virgins Upon Death" believers to ensure "100's of Virgins In Life" for each "Spiritual Leader" that is closest to "God"....

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:40 | 6958712 Torgo
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Holy crap!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:40 | 6958719 will ling
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pour it on vlad, but, save some for ukieland and......

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:49 | 6958748 joego1
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The powers that be will have it scrapped off to bare oil fairly soon.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:55 | 6958773 Herdee
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Funny that the U.S. Air Force can't take out these guys after all these years.Are all the plabes busted?I wonder if the CIA has an answer?(not the environment excuse)

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 21:57 | 6958783 Chuckster
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Something is wrong!  We are told over and over again that there are 25,000/30,000 ISIS soldiers.  With all the bombing being done by countless countries (the Russians said they flew over 1000 sorties in the last five days)........what's wrong with this picture.  Are we not being told the real stats or the real facts? 

Vietnam was like this.  People look back now and ask themselves how they could have believed the crap they were told.

Why are Israel and China deathly quiet on what has become a world war(look how many countries are involved)?

Why do we now have a president who only now says he now stands up for the Christians.....right before Christmas? 

Turkey and Saudi Arabia have been supporting ISIS.  That seems to be a fact these days.  How can the USA possibly be aligned with them?  If ISIS is going to run back and forth across the Turkey and Israel and Jordan borders(next will be Saudi Arabia....if they aren't already) ...how can any military power defeat them without all out boots on the ground and fight to the finish?  I have suggested daisy cutter bombs several times...that would put a big dent in somebodies plans.  Putin now suggests they may have to use more advanced weapons.

As Jack Burton says.....there are a lot of different allied groups and plans(under the table) going on in this.  It's like you need charts and graphs to figure it out.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:52 | 6958964 bunnyswanson
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"Hong said China hoped for more international cooperation in fighting terrorism to avoid incidents like the downing of a Russian fighter jet."

"The downing of the jet is a loss to the international effort to fight terrorism," Hong said."

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-china-idUSKBN0U50Q92015...

"Hong said Chinese specialists had recently participated in the black box's analysis at Russia's invitation.  China has expressed concern that Uighurs, a mostly Muslim people from western China's Xinjiang, have ended up in Syria and Iraq fighting for militant groups there."

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 02:04 | 6959378 petroglyph
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Bunny, Sibel Edmonds explained it pretty good about the Uighurs in Xinjiang. She said any pipeline from Russia into China had to go through Xianjiang so that is why the Uighurs were being arnmed and trained the same way Isis is.

It's all about the flow, zh

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:04 | 6958807 ThrowAwayYourTV
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The human race is F%$ked by default.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:05 | 6958809 Urtica ferox
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These vids will shortly (re)appear on US MSM news and be claimed as American strikes.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:11 | 6958833 Still Losing Money
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so tell me agian why American warmongering is bad, but Russian warmongering is good? oh, right, in both cases, we get to bash the USA.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:18 | 6959038 silverer
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Would you like to be told in Farsi?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:11 | 6958836 WTFUD
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So half the ZATO air force is parked/stacked awaiting exactly what? Protecting their stolen oil routes/interests probably. PITEEFULULUL.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:14 | 6958844 Albertarocks
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"Whether or not the footage shows what The Kremlin says it does is probably debatable. That is, there’s no way for the public to distinguish between an ISIS training camp and an FSA position in the often grainy clips the MoD posts on YouTube."

Of course the same can be said about all American clips showing similar type strikes.  So it's not as if "the Russian videos" can't be trusted.  None of them can if we want to be honest.  One thing we do know for sure though is that American forces do regularly bomb allies and hospitals.  So far the Russians haven't done any of that as far as we know.  Right?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:19 | 6958860 Raul44
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From videos it seems still not enough, lot of people running from area. It would be better to surround the camp, airstrike it and then additionally finish remaining mercenaries on the foot as they find themself surrounded. Otherwise there will be more buildings destroyed than actual terrorists.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:22 | 6958869 rejected
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"Part of the plan is of course to embarrass the US."

Not necessary,,, The US embarrasses itself.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:26 | 6958875 Paracelsus
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Perhaps a country going total default is a good step.Look how upset they were with Iceland!

Russia defaults in the late '90's (Remember how the hedge fund LTCM blew up?) and now they

are on the way,with trade via Iran,and China.Seems as if there is a policy where Russia must not

be allowed to succeed economically. Fortunately Trump went rogue and said Putin was doing a great

job in Syria.Then he got a visit from AIPAC.....

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:31 | 6958893 luna_man
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Nice way to tweak, those weapons...Don't forget Turkey.

 

practice makes perfect

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 22:36 | 6958904 o r c k
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I'd just like to have one of those ISIS - Caliphate minted gold coins we were hearing about. Massive collector value. Even if they were minted in copper.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:03 | 6958999 fxtrader99
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"...there’s no way for the public to distinguish between an ISIS training camp and an FSA position..."

Alot of people are having the same trouble telling the difference between the two.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:05 | 6959010 sgorem
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well by GOD, that's ONE damn way to decrease the oil glut! wtf.....................

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 01:42 | 6959341 European American
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I wouldn't be opposed to using the same technology where the Imposter in Chief vegetates.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 01:53 | 6959356 theyjustcantstop
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I don't support any American boots on the ground.

no one wearing uniforms of their country of origin, your son , your daughter could very possibly kill, or be killed by the cia, mossad, mi5 and 6 other groups, American, e.u., nato citizens as isis recruit, from there.

you could be the false-flag for ww111.

it's amazing putin comes in and starts defeating isis , then  america s.a. turkey, nato, the e,u. ,Qatar,eau, israel start complaining, he's weakening isis, talk about very public admission of their support for isis.

I'm still waiting for Jordan, and Egypt, who are realizing their going to have to do something.

 

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 04:50 | 6959519 Minburi
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Drop a few on Turkey while you're at it.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 07:38 | 6959614 Dark Daze
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Does that void the warranty?

 

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 10:04 | 6959810 Son of Captain Nemo
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Too all the "special ops" types that use to drive down the streets in Ramadi indiscrimately shooting at cars behind them... And in front of them...

The pictures you took of women you raped and shot and killed, or the dead resistance fighters you took a leak on and posed for pictures over with smiles on your faces taking them home as "memorable" trophies....

I only hope many of you are in those buidling(s) the Ruskies are vaporizing and that some of you remember what Fallujah was like.

How does it feel to be on the receiving end?...

Merry Chrtistmas motherfuckers!  Hope you're enjoying your new living quarters in Hell!!!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 11:46 | 6960198 Anunnaki
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Ethe presstitutes are all squealing about the civilian casualties in Idlib

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