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"Mission Accomplished" - S&P 500 Soars Back To Unchanged For 2015

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Now what?

 

 

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Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:13 | 6956659 BullyBearish
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Stairstep this dog down...

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:16 | 6956680 SheepRevolution
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2140-2160 sometime in the beginning/middle of January, then down.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:22 | 6956713 KnuckleDragger-X
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Something like that, but too many things are taking a crap at once. we walking on the edge of a very high cliff and it's a long way down if there is any kind of a slip......

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:33 | 6956792 NoDebt
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"Now what?"

Bonus time, baby!  Hookers and blow all around.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:58 | 6956933 OldPhart
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We still have five trading days to see how the FED will fuck us over.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:05 | 6957262 Sudden Debt
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And 3 more weeks to see if they're able to start the mother of all short squeezes or let the markets flashcrash.

There's still plenty of naked shorts who went over their heads.

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:50 | 6956900 Perimetr
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The fascist banksters will support/rig the markets as long as it suits their purposes, or at least as long as they are able.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:14 | 6956665 FreeShitter
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Back down again hard after santa leaves.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:33 | 6956673 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Retesting May highs in January, it's called the "January Effect"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adurRBON0B4

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:20 | 6956701 Bananamerican
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"now what?"

Hookers and blow?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:19 | 6956692 Lumberjack
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David Tepper’s Appaloosa wants to check Terraform Power’s books

 

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/david-teppers-appaloosa-wants-to-check-...

 

David Tepper’s hedge fund Appaloosa Management LP has asked to see the books of Terraform Power Inc., the latest salvo between the hedge fund and affiliate company of SunEdison Inc.

Earlier this month, Appaloosa unveiled a stake of more than 9% in Terraform PowerTERP, +3.79% which was spun off from SunEdison SUNE, +3.01%  as a so-called “yieldco.”

Appaloosa has recently raised questions about the relationship between the two companies, citing a planned deal.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:59 | 6956693 Janet Shalom Be...
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Mission accomplished,

PPT traders at Citadel, you can take the afternoon off.  

       Chair Fellen

Are you not entertained!!?

http://stocktwits.com/message/29355908

 

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:19 | 6956698 Osmium
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I guess it depends on who wins the super bowl.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:20 | 6956703 Newbie lurker
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I'm getting kind of downtrodden. Will this ever cease? Or is the squid just too powerful?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:36 | 6956813 NoDebt
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Don't let the bastards get you down.  I've been asking that question for years but there's NO WAY I'll let them ruin my attitude.  They WANT you to despair because that's when you'll do exactly what they want.  Don't give them that power.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:21 | 6956705 Rainman
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Just imagine , this time last year Greece was un-fixed !!

   FOARWARD !

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:21 | 6956708 BandGap
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Same "stats" that show 5% unemployment. So thin you see right through it.

 

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:26 | 6956740 yellensNIRPles
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Wow, what a surprise!

/sarc

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:35 | 6956809 arbwhore
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.. and with it the gold miners even on a day when PoG is down.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:36 | 6956817 Mr. Schmilkies
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This gives the FED room to increase rates even more, yippee!  The higher (or lower) the funds rate, the higher the stock market goes.  Truly our FED is awesome!!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:20 | 6957026 Lady Jessica
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When the "funds rate" becomes merely a function of the spread between IOER and the RRP facility, rather than an expression of liquidity, this may actually be the new reality. 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:36 | 6956823 Conax
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Print!

Buy em!

Print!

Buy em!

Print!

(apparently this can go on til the currency is worthless)

 

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:38 | 6956839 katchum
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I'm going to buy stocks and don't care what Zerohedge forecasts anymore.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 16:01 | 6957500 kianator
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You should NOT care about the perma-bear/glass half empty NOISE from Zero Hedge in the first place. 

 

Pay attention to the long-term charts which still have not broken down below their long-time support lines.

 

It is a holiday shortened X-MAS so markets were oversold and ready for a bounce.  Yes, it is on LOW VOLUME!

 

ZH is just entertainment and amusement as far as I am concerned!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 16:57 | 6957746 mendigo
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This based an investment return of zero and with risk.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:50 | 6956850 two hoots
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For 401k/IRA/pension funds, earnings season and crude status in Feb should provide direction near term, minus a black swan event.   Should get an idea of how companies plan on dealing with their debt in conference calls.  Debt issues will likely be what long term investors want to hear about vs share buyback and divys.   For a day trader, what difference does it make?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:43 | 6956863 yogibear
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Too many bears.

Have to take the opposite side of the trade.

Plus the election. Fed members want to juice the market for Hillary.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:45 | 6956873 rejected
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Did anyone actually expect that measly 25 basis point increase to stop these marketeer's? I mean really!

The reason for the September delay was so they could get their ducks in a row. I wouldn't be surprised if they do another increase, just to show how much control they have.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:59 | 6956938 yogibear
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Naw, their scared.

Watch out. Ot's an election year and they don't want to mess with Hillary's chances.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:03 | 6956954 Lady Jessica
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It's simple.

FED balance sheet UP = US indices UP

FED balance sheet STABLE = US indices STABLE

FED balance sheet DOWN = US indices DOWN.

So watch those reverse repos closely (because they're currently only pretending to raise rates).

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:57 | 6957481 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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It's all pump and dump: invest when they pump, exit when they start to dump !

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:09 | 6956984 JPMorgan
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So how many of them are probaly shorting their own stock then buying it back?

Rinse and repeat.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:10 | 6956988 Bangin7GramRocks
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In a stunning upset, the Globetrotters of Harlem have defeated the Generals from Washington in a closely contested battle on the hardwood.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:14 | 6957307 ArtOfLife
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"Unchanged" for 2015 means positive if you factor in dividends.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:18 | 6957319 RealistDuJour
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Umm, yeah, about that... When do we get to see the article about gold soaring back to unchanged for 2015... LOL, you don't.  Sorry, had to step away from counting all the money I made being in the market this year and not bloviating about how much that solid bar of physical gold is worth in lala land.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:50 | 6957445 huggy_in_london
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They don't even try to hide what they are doing anymore.  Theres been not one mini pull back at all today .... not one.  Nor yesterday.  Normal markets just don't operate that way.

 

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