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Nike - Just Don't It

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Maybe it's the "Ex-FX" lack of transparency? Maybe it's the 'taking profits' on the year's biggest winners? Or maybe it's the 32x P/E multiple.. But Nike has gone from hero to zero overnight...

 

 

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Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:08 | 6956626 hedgeless_horseman
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Nike - Just Don't It

Don't fill the natural arch of my foot with Chinese foam that blinds my highly-tuned lower brain from feeling my footing so that some shareholders can make millions off of slave labor in Asia?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:09 | 6956642 Nikki Alexis
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Taking some profits at EOY to balance those other MINOR losses.

Love,

Ackman and Friends

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:18 | 6956695 BandGap
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Thems some ugly dogs.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:23 | 6956718 Rikky
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i love ya hedgeless but your XMas Gift #2 is missing the mark by a wide shot.  Allah and the God of the Bible are vastly different beings.  Nice dogs though if only the fact that you made em yourself.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:28 | 6956743 hedgeless_horseman
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Allah and the God of the Bible are vastly different beings.

I understand that your preacher may say that, but the Jewish, Christian, and Muslim scriptures all clearly state that they pray to the one God of Abraham.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:32 | 6956775 ---------
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pray to allah and the holy muhhamad,   the pedophile,  the merciful

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 16:03 | 6957511 Booked
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But they pray to that God  as conceived on days when he was in different moods!!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:27 | 6956748 glenlloyd
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Dude, I looked at your gift list, reads like a Macy's flyer, people out here in flyover country don't buy that shit.

Our bibs have either Key, Carhartt, Dickies or other similar name on them, not some cadillac bib maker that's never set foot in a field. And the ones you mentioned for people who were impacted by Sandy? Don't count on it, they're not insulated.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:38 | 6956771 hedgeless_horseman
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I believe that most if not all Key, Carhartt, and Dickies clothes are no longer made in America, like Filson bib's are and have been since 1897.

Wiggy's are made in the USA and are very well insulated.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:54 | 6956911 sapioplex
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Some dude somewhere is now fapping to that photo.  (Note:  Not me.)  Welcome to the interwebz.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:56 | 6956920 Squid Viscous
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nice Lord Boards HH!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:12 | 6956655 yudd
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stick to Vibram five fingers or minimalist shoes, but barefoot is the best

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:14 | 6956669 BullyBearish
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Can you say...DISTRIBUTION

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:37 | 6956830 Squid Viscous
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maybe raising funds to pile into UnderArmor at 85x earnings, yay!

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:12 | 6956653 Sizzurp
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Following Tiger down.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:16 | 6956684 coast
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Can I have a cup of coffee with that don't it  :-)

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:17 | 6956688 KnuckleDragger-X
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Nike is an ego brand that relies on the herd for value.......

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 15:41 | 6957414 FiatFapper
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What succinct brevity, beautifully stated.

That's why I'll never understand franchises, their sole USP is their brand-name, but what's to stop someone bypassing the buy-in and setting up their own brand like MuckDonalds or Nuke and provide the same service 10% cheaper and faster?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:29 | 6956757 Baby Bladeface
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Russian attacks against ISIS shrinking customer base Nike.

Again, all to blame on Sneaky Putin©...

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:35 | 6956807 Squid Viscous
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cramer was jizzing in his pants about NKE pre market, what a fucking tool

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:54 | 6956912 prymythirdeye
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Hope Lebron's lifetime endorsement deal with them isn't affected.

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:57 | 6956930 JPMorgan
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Work hard!, earn that bowl of soup... isn't that what Nike tells it's workforce of slaves after a normal 18hr shift?

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 14:40 | 6957115 freakscene
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thats quite a small sample size for such a strong statement

 

find a better, old model buy-and-hold going back the last 5 years.

 

3 bagger

Wed, 12/23/2015 - 16:19 | 6957582 V for ...
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Nike...all those white sneakers in the Middle East. You are on the list. tick, tock...

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