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2015 Year In Review (In 1 Cartoon)

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Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:39 | 6960617 JustObserving
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The world is so fucked up that you can only scream in horror.

More of the same next year

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:43 | 6960636 Looney
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The lower half of the body is not shown, because Uncle Sam is wearing… WHITE NIKE’s!  ;-)

Looney

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:47 | 6960643 Aaaarghh
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someone call?

 

 

btw, this was exactly my sentiment when I joined ZH all that time ago..we're so fucked.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:55 | 6960672 Neil Patrick Harris
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It doesn't help that we have a president who completely botched plans A, B, & C in all 9 of the countries he invaded:

  • Iraq
  • Syria
  • Afghanistan
  • Yemen
  • Pakistan
  • Somalia
  • Libya
  • Camaroon
  • Ukrain
Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:58 | 6960682 TeamDepends
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Completely botched or mission accomplished?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:03 | 6960706 Amish Hacker
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Both.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:35 | 6960812 RonArgent
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So Uncle Sam is Howard Dean?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:44 | 6960988 Arnold
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Nice.

 

(but that is history and not remembered)

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:00 | 6961216 Stainless Steel Rat
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The part about how media was lockstep in portaying it as a sign of instability?  Or about how the people are the media's bitch and will put up bonesman vs. bonesman when they tell them to like the good little sheeple they are?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5FzCeV0ZFc

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:07 | 6960730 A Nanny Moose
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Yes

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:20 | 6960776 zeronetwork
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MIC has sold a lot of out dated ammunition, that's what is accomplished.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:42 | 6961650 blindman
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it is a perfectly good business model
provided you can enlist the public sentiment
into your death cult.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:59 | 6960687 boattrash
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Yes we are, but I can't think of a better time to wish all of the fine ZHr's a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

I truly hope each of you have a prosperous year, (or at least come out on top, Re; basic survival).

Sincerely,

Boattrash

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:03 | 6960702 Kirk2NCC1701
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2015. The year Uncle Sam got a butt-plug.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:43 | 6960634 Muppet
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Always the when

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:43 | 6960638 bpj
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Cmon, go back to 1950 and things were really fucked up, google the Bodo League massacre. The U. S. was and is a real piece of work, an amoralistic society that does anything for a buck.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:59 | 6960685 Soph
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Yeah, I tend to agree. Morally and ethically I don't see anything different happening here than, well, any other time through the entire human history. The US is certainly no shining light...but then nor is any other country. That's simply part of the human condition.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:33 | 6960958 GeezerGeek
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The US is certainly no shining light...but then, no other country had so many flocking to its shores from so many diverse places. And that was even before the advent of free stuff for slackers, the invasions of recent years, and so on. Something drew people here, so the USA must have been doing something right.
What was that about being the cleanest dirty shirt?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:49 | 6960655 Balvan
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2015:

Gold continues downtrend, lost another 10%.

Unemployment down, GDP up, stocks sideways, inflation low.

Overall not a bad year.

 

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:05 | 6960716 All_Your_Base
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The map is not the territory.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 10:30 | 6962808 N2OJoe
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Yeah, everything is fine if you're bad at math.

RE: "unemployment" and "inflation".

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:25 | 6960939 didthatreallyhappen
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LMAO

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:39 | 6961145 City_Of_Champyinz
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U6 Real unemployment rate is at 9.9%.  First time during Obama's reign that it dropped below 10%.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:59 | 6961380 lasvegaspersona
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Gold the commodity, the fractionally reserved paper currency, the financial bet is, yes, sucking.

Gold the wealth asset, the only physical central bank reserve, the salvation of liberty is still OK. Soon they will meld into the latter while the former goes extinct in a flash of systemic failure only to emerge as the best freakin thing a guy could keep in his sock drawer. This I believe and those are my bets.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:54 | 6960668 Never One Roach
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I remember when the Democrats Pelosi and Reid yelled at Seniors at the Town Hall meetings calling them “Nazis” for disagreeing on Obamacare. …… There is no reason for any Senior to vote Democrat again.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:58 | 6960680 Took Red Pill
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 There is no reason for any Senior to vote again.

Fixed it for ya

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:07 | 6960726 A Nanny Moose
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There is no reason for anybody to vote. Period.

FIFY

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:45 | 6960843 tarabel
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So what's your alternative? 

A government of self-appointed experts to be succeeded by their children and grandchildren?

If you allow the government to get away with its illegal and tyrannical schemes, the fault rests with you as well as them. In America, at least, the tools to put an end to this rest safely in the hands of the people-- where it belongs.

Fixed it better for you.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:57 | 6960866 847328_3527
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They gotta vote. The Dems Piglosi and Reed and Barry for that matter, have sghown Senoirs don't matter to them. The Dems rely on the 95 million FSA and illegals. What use are seniors to them? Dems cant send them over to the ME as cannon fodder and the oldies don't consume/spend much.  That's why Obamacare non-insurance is indirectly a death sentence for our Seniors.

 

They need to vote to be heard and not quietly sent off to the death panels by Piglosi and Reed and their ilk.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:00 | 6960889 IridiumRebel
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I'd say voting isn't working and soon you will see folks become....creative.
When a cancer fails to succumb to treatment, you must remove the metasticized tissue. How that's done is anyone's guess. The problem is that all of the possibilities are tumultuous.

Edit: tarabel posits that the voting process will be sufficient. With companies like Diebold and hanging Chads I'd say those that count the votes will make it look plausible but secretly hide a desired outcome.

Some other ways people may become creative.

1) States fight back and tell the gov where to go and how to get there.
2) impeachment
3) third party and general boycott of voting
4) boycott of taxes
5) rebellion

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:56 | 6961188 Mr. Fix
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Hi Iridium,

long time no see. I for one think the best strategy is to simply ignore them.

If it was done on a large enough scale there wouldn't be anybody left to inforce their stupid rules and regulations.

 

Anarchy is a solution. Stop trying to fix an inherently flawed system, contrary to popular belief, as a result of mass hypnosis and mind control, human beings were designed to be self-governing.

 

Every government is corrupt, because it is their nature. Power corrupts.

Simply eliminate the entire concept!

If you really study these things long enough, it is the only permanent solution.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 18:00 | 6961383 IridiumRebel
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Merry ,Christmas Mr Fix!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:39 | 6961324 AGuy
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"So what's your alternative? "

Abolish the Federal Gov't and replace it with a very small gov't that is limited. (Yes, I know a Pipe Dream) and change voting so only those that pay taxes get to vote (to eliminate the FSA as a voting block)

" In America, at least, the tools to put an end to this rest safely in the hands of the people "

Not any more, its morphed into a tool to empower nut jobs running the gov't and to take money and resources from the productive part of society and hand it over to the do-nothing (aka The FSA). At this point we only get to choose which tyrant gets to to enslave us. The majority of voters are do-nothing, no-nothings voters that have a tension span shorter than a flea.

 

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:47 | 6962165 consider me gone
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I'll vote for shitty over insane everyday. 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:54 | 6960670 runswithscissors
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Uncle Sam is being crucified 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:19 | 6960750 tenpanhandle
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What I thought at first.  Edvard Munch's "The Scream" would have been a much better illustration for this piece.

 

http://www.edvard-munch.com/Paintings/posters/scream_p.jpg

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:00 | 6961004 Arnold
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Thanks, I'd much rather be struggling with Monet on Christmas Eve.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Monet

than:

http://www.wikiart.org/en/edvard-munch

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:57 | 6961374 Implied Violins
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I think he's about to hit the pavement.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:05 | 6960714 Amish Hacker
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Actually, he's standing on a small box with electrodes attached to his fingertips.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:15 | 6960761 ZippyBananaPants
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Is he getting cornholed?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:36 | 6960811 tenpanhandle
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+1... but to answer your question, no, he's cornholing us.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:24 | 6960783 Miss Expectations
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  • Baynazar was taken to a Medicins sans Frontieres hospital in Kunduz where surgeons operated to remove the bullet
  • But while he was under general anaesthetic, the hospital was bombed in a U.S. airstrike, killing 42 people inside
  • Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370718/Body-table-Tragedy-Afghan-father-shot-leg-popped-buy-bread-decapitated-U-S-hospital-airstrike-operating-table-surgeons-removed-bullet.html#ixzz3vGQ7vu6T 

    Thinking about Obama:

    “An evil soul producing holy witness, Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!” – Shakespeare, from “The Merchant of Venice”

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:50 | 6960853 Ms No
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    Strange year indeed. I just talked to an old union guy in Indiana (he has probably spent half his life union) and he said that everybody he works with is talking about voting for Trump and they no longer give a shit what the union wants them to do.  I asked why and he said that they figure they are completely screwed anyway and that if they don't get the border closed and taxes down they are done for.    

    Apparently pigs do occasionally fly.  Didn't bother to tell him that he wont be seeing his pension.  There will be hell to pay when that day comes.  Whether one respects unions or not those guys will do something when TSHTF and their pensions evaporate, shit will get quite real. 

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:14 | 6961071 Arnold
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    Diz, not much of a point.

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:10 | 6961046 Arnold
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    Nice.

    Pension funds went to Hedgers, went to HY.

    Not the exception, but the rule.

    I haven't got a dog in the fight, but I respect the guys that do.

    And they should be angry, considering the amount of money set to disappear involved.ald

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:14 | 6961070 blue51
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    Ms No,
    Yes, the Shit will get quite real then. I have 29 years into a carpenters union pension , and I can see the writing on the wall . A lot of years of hard work, and Poof! I expect to lose both my pension, AND my sense of civility. I WILL do " Something" , when TSHTF.

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:11 | 6960900 Miss Expectations
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    US to deport illegal families

    The Department of Homeland Security has begun preparing for a series of raids that would target for deportation hundreds of families who have flocked to the United States since the start of last year, according to people familiar with the operation.

    http://www.stripes.com/news/us/us-to-deport-illegal-families-1.385750

    Any bets that these "raids" will be broadcast coast to coast 24/7...crying mothers and children being dragged from their homes?  Oh the humanity!

    They are plotting the kibosh on The Donald's plans to deport illegals.  I bet they've spent months searching/casting for the deportation raids.  Going to be quite a show!

     

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:44 | 6960986 GeezerGeek
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    Time to call central casting and get some new faces for the latest "reality show". The faces from Sandy Hook, etc., are too well known by now.
    Everyone eligible should vote: to throw the incumbents out. All the representatives. All the Senators up for reelection. Seniors should do it, not for their children (who they raised poorly) but for their grandchildren.

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:34 | 6961110 Arnold
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    Bongino, on the Levin show has a twist that makes a lot of argumentative sense.

     

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Bongino

    https://www.conservativereview.com/authors/dan-bongino

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:14 | 6960909 44magnum
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    If the world could ever use a Savior now would be a pretty good time for it to show the fuck up.

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:47 | 6960998 GeezerGeek
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    But I thought Barry was to be our savior. The Savior whose birthday some of us are about to celebrate clearly stated that his kingdom was not of this world, so...sorry if you're looking for an easy way out.

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:57 | 6961023 Kprime
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    the IRS revoked my passport now I can't leave the country, let alone catch a ride off this world.  WWJD?

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:40 | 6961328 Caleb Abell
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    "WWJD?"

     

    What Would Jared Do?

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:52 | 6961186 GhostOfDiogenes
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    No one can save us from ourselves.

    Not some semetic sky God anyway.

    If you want a false flag attack call a jew or christian.
    If you want rapes and murders call muslims.

    Thu, 12/24/2015 - 18:16 | 6961429 IridiumRebel
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    ...and Merry Christmas to you too.

    Fri, 12/25/2015 - 15:53 | 6963399 Ethelred the Unready
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    Barry is below committing unspeakable acts upon our dear Uncle Sam - as has been his wont over the past seven years.  Not sure whether Barry is pitching or catching (his preference) though.  Judging from the pained expression I'd say that Sam was on the receiving end.  Buck up Sam, just be thankful you aren't getting full Gaddafi treatment. 

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