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Mon, 12/28/2015 - 05:20 | 6969584 Manipuflation
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Hey brothers and sisters: that is tough country out there in Montana/Idaho.  We can make it.  I am not from New York City.  Better bring your long johns and some work gloves though. 

 

It is two degrees F here right now.  Why do I live here? 

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 21:21 | 6968582 Manipuflation
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Well, I finally found our rally point out in Montana.  This place is awesome.;-)

https://eastidaho.craigslist.org/reo/5338568581.html

We might need to clean the meth residue out of the place before we can post up there though.  I told Mrs M that I bought it already and I got a quite look for that.  I was all serious when I looked at her and said, "It was only $500 and you are good at flooring plus it is already sattelite TV ready."  I keep that poor woman guessing because sometimes I am not lying about buying things.  

Alright, I could do better than that shithole but I am pretty good a fixing up shit like this to make it work.  Roof and racoons first.  Banzai is coreect that we need a revolution but some of us have to go westward while others will have to go southward or eastward.  I like the option of taking the high ground.  The Rockies are a mighty mountain range running from California to Alaska.  The cutoff point for water seems to be mid- Idaho.  Anything south of that is dry as Hell's Canyon and then you end up in Utah.  That is not where we want to be from a tactical standpoint.    

 

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 18:27 | 6967969 Lumberjack
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The middle class got the finger instead of coal this year...

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 17:22 | 6967725 steveo77
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I have gathered together 7 videos here that show how the Pacific Ocean has been nuked by Fukushima.

Many people do not realize that the Pacific Ocean is having extensive Unusual Mortality Events

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2015/12/the-pacific-ocean-has-been-...

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 09:09 | 6966789 Lumberjack
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Hey Hillary. Glad to see you up to your old tricks and losing your support...

 

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/sanders-campaign-hints-hacker-who-acces...

Mon, 12/28/2015 - 01:28 | 6969359 dexter_morgan
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oy vey

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 02:53 | 6966609 blindman
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i smell man the machine.

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 01:47 | 6966559 Manipuflation
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I would to say thank you to everyone on Banzai7's board.  You are good people.  So far so good for the American part of the holidays.  I still have the Russian part left to go but that will not be a problem and never has been so I really looking forward to that.  I gave out a total of five nice wristwatches which blew everyone away.  I am not talking Rolex because that is not reasonable.  There are plenty of good quality watches out there for far less then that name.  I love watches and I have a thing with them.  The young ones, who bury their faces into smart phones nonstop, need things like that.  Don't be dinking around and texting and not paying attention to the world around you.  A smartphone is not a watch as much as it is a distraction.  I have a smartphone too but I hate it.  These young ones faces lit up like the Christmas tree when they saw the watches.  They loved the simplicity of the whole concept.  

I was asked how I came up with that idea for watches for everyone.  Simple, I want you to know what time it is.  I am old school and wear a wristwatch and these younger folks with these smartphones always ask me, "What time is it."  My reply is simple, "It is time for you buy a watch.".  I had to buy three women's watches and three men's watches.  Notice that that it is a total of six watches.  I had to buy another for myself.  Oops.  So Solly.  I did not know how that was going to go over but it was as smashing success.

I believe it will all work for you folks as well.  The reason I come here is because you folks are not dumb.  I have talked to many of you either via phone or e-mail over the course of the last few years and that is the BEST present I have received since my wife agreed to marry me all those years ago.  All the best my friends.

Banzai7 might show you folks my new coin collection.  It was a Christmas present from my Russian Mother-in-law.  She has a sense of humor.  I can't stop laughing.                 

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 05:50 | 6966684 williambanzai7
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Time for a fucking revolution....LOL

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 01:18 | 6966534 scrappy
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This is for you WB7 personally...great job friend

Gkar: Freedom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJmuHNDcXLQ&html5=1

Never give up. Ever.

Merry Christmas.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 20:18 | 6966055 blindman
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"..i said some words to the close
and holy darkness and then i slept."
dylan thomas
from "1952 a child's christmas in wales".

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 19:27 | 6965958 Whoa Dammit
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Hope that you had a Merry Christmas, William !

XOXO

Susan

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 22:16 | 6966303 williambanzai7
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I make the most of every holiday. Holidays are a celebration of humanity. Try as they will, they cannot take it away from us.  

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 19:12 | 6965928 Bolweevil
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thxwb7

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 18:18 | 6965804 blindman
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the big short, i thought it was a midget porno film.
silly me.
now guess what
words, vocabulary, define the limits of your life.
and of course, there is the arrangement of the words.
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"money" is words that define the limits of your existence arranged in a self depreciating system/way. the funny thing is you will kill yourself in support of it.
money
for stupid people
let us chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x387_k963yY
Q&A: Michael Lewis

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:28 | 6965521 Lumberjack
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Remember O's latest stunt that will push to sell agricultural lands to foreign buyers? Check this out.

http://www.centralmaine.com/2015/12/25/family-cranberry-farms-forced-to-...

I see that insurance companies are getting another gift. I wonder if the rumor of mandating insurance coverage to firearms owners is next.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:52 | 6965520 Lumberjack
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Dup

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:08 | 6965370 gaoptimize
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Zerohedge: Resolving my cognitive dissonance and commiserating since 2010.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:08 | 6965220 novictim
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I should have spent my Christmas at Zero-Hedge! 

Next Year!  Happy New Year, Banzai!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:02 | 6964952 Lumberjack
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Arson Is Suspected at Bill Clinton’s Childhood Home

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/26/us/arson-is-suspected-at-bill-clintons...

 

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — A fire that caused minor damage to former President Bill Clinton’s childhood home in Hope, Ark., was apparently caused by arson, the local authorities said.

J. R. Wilson, the chief of the Hope police, said a motorist spotted flames early on Friday at the Clinton Birthplace National Historic Site. When firefighters arrived a short time later, the chief said, flames were shooting eight feet into the air on one side of the structure.

The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette reported that the fire was quickly extinguished and that only one interior room was damaged by flames.

The cause of the fire is under investigation. Arson is suspected because investigators said they smelled an accelerant at the scene.

Mr. Clinton lived in the home as a child before moving to Hot Springs, Ark. It was designated a National Historic Site in 2011.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 10:29 | 6964852 Lumberjack
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New David Drumm challenge over unlawful detention

 

 

Former Anglo Irish Bank chief executive steps up fight against extradition to Ireland

 

http://www.irishtimes.com/business/financial-services/new-david-drumm-ch...

 

Former Anglo Irish Bank chief executive David Drumm has stepped up his fight against extradition to Ireland by filing another legal challenge in a US court claiming unlawful detention.

The Dubliner petitioned the Massachusetts District Court for a writ of habeas corpus on Christmas Eve, filing the action against the US government and the US attorney general Loretta Lynch.

Sheriff Joseph McDonald of Plymouth County near Boston where Mr Drumm is being held, and John Gibbons, the US Marshal for the District of Massachusetts, are also named as defendants.

The 49-year-old Dubliner has been in custody since his arrest by US Marshals on October 10th at his home outside Boston on an extradition request from the State. He was denied a release on bail.

Mr Drumm is wanted in Ireland to face 33 criminal charges relating to transactions while he ran Anglo during the deteriorating financial crisis in 2007 and 2008.

 

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Background:

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/give-me-a-crash-course...

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 23:10 | 6964204 Manipuflation
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I am soory but have to go watch this show called "The Detectorists".  I have not see them all yet but there are some pretty good claims made.  I saw a couple of episodes and it is pretty funny.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 22:37 | 6964104 Manipuflation
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I am getting paid back for all my evil.  Yes another Festivus miracle occured when I stepped on a tack and it went full in.  With all of this Festivus crap laying I didn't see that coming.  I immediately had to air some grievences.  I have a lot of problems with these children.  How did a thumb tack get involved?  These children are here to kill me.  I am not lying.

 

Now the Mrs.M is trying to figure out the Assasin's Creed LEGO set up.  I can step on that later tonight, in the dark, along with a couple of mystery forks.  

 

The biggest Festivus hit was a surprise to me.  My 11 year old daughter, who is not fat, kept taking the tactical tomahawk out of my bag of goodies and she did it five times.  My brother has a farm out in the boondocks and his daughter, or my niece if you will, has a pit bull.  Those two seem to get along pretty well and we saw them running out over the corn fields together.  I thought that you all need know that I am raising them correctly.

I think the tactical tomahawk belongs to my daughter.  Another Festivus Miracle!!!! 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 21:16 | 6963901 Manipuflation
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Merry Festivus everyone.  We had a great Festivus and I hope you did as well.  If you think I am bad you have never met my brother.  Yes, there is acutally someone worse than me but in a good way.  This is his first real motorcycle he owned and saved to buy all by himself.  Original owner.  This was the also the first motorcycle I rode on...as a 3 year old passenger.  Does that help explain me a little bit better?  This IS the bike that made me what I am today.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/5374559003.html

 

My brother told me that it was the first vehicle he had that he earned himself and he rode that bike some long distances on a 175 Yahama.  I know he did because that was all he had.  He is not sure he even wants to sell it but it has been sitting in his barn for 20 years.  I knew that bike was down there in the barn.  I have already restored a 1978 Honda Twin Star to original.  What a pain in the ass.  He wants a new chain saw becaus five is not enough.  I just said straght up, "Bro, you are you are never going to fix it up and some one needs some parts.".  I told him that he is not going to anything with it anyway.  

After much debate, about two years worth to be exact, my brother finally consented to possibly selling.  I know what bike is worth in parts alone.  I am only proxy here but that bike need to ride again.  I already have my hands full with other projects.  I only have two hands and 70's jap 2 strokes are not my deal.  I have two garages full of stuff already.  Someone needs this bike.  

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 16:44 | 6963471 Lmo Mutton
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You are the best sir.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 14:23 | 6963262 ihatediscus
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Merry Christmas to all the Zero Hedgers wherever you may be and..... Blessed be the young.. for they shall inherit the national debt 

 

 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 14:29 | 6963275 blindman
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inherit or repudiate?
what a mess

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 13:20 | 6963134 stiler
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Bible verse for Zerohedgetown:

 

Thou hast made void the covenant of thy servant: Thou hast profaned his throne by casting it to the ground. Thou hast broken down all his hedges [zerohedge]; Thou hast brought all his strongholds to ruin.

All that pass by the way spoil him; He is a reproach to all his neighbors.

Thou hast set up the righthand of his adversaries; Thou hast made all his enemies to rejoice.  ~from Psalm 89

 

Speaking of David's throne, so there is only a root left. Nevertheless, God will remain faithful to His covenant with David. For in King David's city a child was born...

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 14:06 | 6963222 janus
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selah.

janus

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:32 | 6963034 the not so migh...
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/merry Christmas Zero heads!!!!

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:18 | 6962994 bugs_
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Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy

Won't you take me to Zerohedge Town?!

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 11:42 | 6962922 Lucky Leprachaun
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'Happy Christmas' is sooooo passe in this new vibrant happy clappy multicultural society of ours.  What about 'Happy Kwanzaa'? Or as this UCF Professor suggested, (as she headed for her Hannukah party), 'Happy Federal Holiday'.  That's gonna catch on for sure.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 10:32 | 6962814 Lmo Mutton
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Is it too late to ask santa for an elf for kurisumusa?

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 11:35 | 6962912 williambanzai7
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ELVES

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 08:02 | 6962640 GCT
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Merry Christmas all.    So many hee brighten my day as we wonder more and more into bizarro world.  Remember to give thanks and keep it real.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 06:57 | 6962582 thistooshallpass
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Cheers, WB7 and ZH Town! Wishing all an insightful 2016!!

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:54 | 6962389 thebigunit
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I don't know.

Some of this stuff is distrubing.

I'll have to think about itl

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 14:37 | 6963291 scrappy
Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:44 | 6962384 JoJoJo
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The only thing missing from this otherwise bucolic scene are 50 cal machine guns perched on the trailers to safeguard  both life and PMs. No worry for me as I dont stack but still have Peace On Earth and Good Will Toward Men. Merry Christmas.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:12 | 6962334 Anunnaki
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Uj0Js_PeU

Jacob Miller - Deck the halls with boughs of collie not holly

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:31 | 6962253 STP
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WB7, busy, busy boy, this weekend!  When you've got the creative momentum going, you can't stop.  Top notch stuff, today!

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:24 | 6962228 libertysghost
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For fuck's sake...Happy XMAS ya asshats!

I hate ya'all less than most.

With sincerest animosity,

Libertysghost

WB!?!? Where's my freeshit Silverstream?

Ain't I entitled? ComeON! ;-)

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:59 | 6962186 blindman
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J Hendrix Happy New Year 13 rare lucky session Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nz2RlPoWDs

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:55 | 6962177 blindman
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tradition is a heavy and time consuming thing,
so let's get right to it.
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Tom Waits (Austin 1978) [07]. Silent Night / Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ZcxsHKBW4
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Tom Waits - "Bad As Me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Ta3H-ck6s
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Dylan Thomas, 1952: A Child's Christmas in Wales, A Story - Recorded at Steinway Hall, NY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv4-sgFw3Go
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John Cale - Child's Christmas in Wales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9IKnVVRsmk
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all, overwhelming. merry christmas.
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A Hendrix Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxuBjCAo3YQ

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:05 | 6962318 Anunnaki
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

How bout one more

The Pogues and KirstyMacColl Fairytale in New York

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:20 | 6962119 TomJoad
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Merry Christmas everyone! May the black swans always shit upon someone else's head.

Jump! You Fuckers!

 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:09 | 6962326 PTR
Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:50 | 6962074 blindman
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here, a nice seasonal tune.
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Tom Waits - "God's Away On Business"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM
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seriously, merry christmas.
p

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