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Fri, 12/25/2015 - 14:22 | 6963190 chunga
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WOw, what Tom Waits can do with his voice and piano amazes me. I'm pretty sure it was you that linked me up with "Take it With Me"...very moving song especially for anybody still glad about having a long time spouse, like I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dixxse4dpQ4

The Squirrel Nut Zippers version of "Gift of the Magi" is kinda nice. Merry Christmas b-man...we're getting ready to party (yet again) on the mountain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiB8VSytAnE

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 23:31 | 6964281 Wahooo
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Had not heard of Squirrel Nut Zippers. Thanks for thsat.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 14:26 | 6963272 blindman
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he has it, whatever it is.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:44 | 6962060 blindman
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more christmas cheer.
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Tom Waits - Tom Traubert's Blues (Four Sheets to the Wind in Copenhagen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkOMiA_uGso
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Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5kHx1itU8c

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:55 | 6963096 janus
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hey Blindman, 

i've got a special song for you.  this is a live version of it.  it's Wilco from farm aid in 2005.  the song is called 'airline to heaven'.  written by Woody Guthrie, but never published or recorded till Wilco were contacted by Guthrie's daughter.  apparently, his daughter inherited a trunk full of unpublished songs - hand written on loose score sheets.  this incredible trove gives us an indication that Guthrie's gift was even more amazing than we've known or could've suspected.  there is no telling how much that guy would've contributed to posterity with some means to record and transmit -- something like, i dunno, the internet.  these songs are from a two album set done with british singer Billy Bragg.  again, these are throw away songs that he never bothered recording.  and to think, all that unused genius and so much more we'll never hear.  goddam huntington's disease cut him down too young.  death is not just a murderer, he's a thief.  it's amazing we have anything at all.  between women, wine, disease and death, it's all an artist can do to leave a trail back to where it all started.  for Woody that meant Jesus and the 'common man'.  Guthrie got big into communism back in the day.  it was attractive to lots of salt of the earth dirt farmers in the mid-west what saw their farm-steads plucked up by avaricious bankers when crop prices plummeted and robber-barons jacked up rail freight rates.  anyway, Guthrie's daughter contacted our contemporary genius, Jeff Tweedy, and asked if he'd like to peruse through the piles of scribbled clefs, loose couplets and rough-edited genius and choose a few to render through his own milieu.  in my opinion, Tweedy worked some special magic for this album.  he brought a real respect and understanding of Guthrie to the project, and the results speak for themselves.  most especially, Tweedy made sure to use several of Guthrie's religious works -- which was the honest thing to do, insofar as Guthrie devoted much of his creative efforts to worship and was a passionate Chritian...as is the case with much of the bright and bristling genius this world's produced.  also, the song's introduced by someone you'll recognize.  just between you and me, janus just happened to be at the 2004 democratic national convention...i had a blue and silver lanyard and also a red and gold at one point...got to go wherever i wanted.  i shouldn't tell this story, as it's gonna make people even more confused about janus than they already are.  nevertheless, i was floor level about 15 rows in when obama gave his famous speech here in boston at the fleet center.  i was up in the corporate section later that night hob-nobbing with lobbyists and their mistresses, guzzling their high-dollar merlot and sellin up obama as the next thing for the new generation.  told em the golden high-yellow was a matter of inevitability.  see, obama y'all think i'm just an asshole.  truth is, obama and janus gots history.  to be fair, i have to admit that that was a special speech -- especially if you were there.  no doubt about it, the halo was full all over barry for a while. now the cycle favors janus.  after this full moon tonight, obama wanes and janus waxes.  it's only natural.  a matter of inevitability. it's a crazy world, Blindman...janus just goes where the wind takes him -- till i catch that airline flight, goes to heaven everynight...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmR32cFfGTQ

here's one of Tweedy's personal efforts.  it's a more modern Christian psalm...we are an excessively sophisticated generation.  Tweedy knows it.  fatherhood's been good to him -- as it has for us, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efq95Pfqt5U

Jesus don't cry/

you can rely on me/

you can combine anything you want/

i'll be around/

you were right about the stars/

each one is a burning sun,

janus

 

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 21:20 | 6966205 blindman
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this should /might mess the bed some?
Joe Walsh - Life's Been Good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXWvKDSwvls

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:51 | 6961962 Clowns on Acid
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You the best out there Billy B. Merry Xmas and stay strong !  2016 will have great material for you.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:15 | 6961986 LowerSlowerDela...
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Merry Christmas everyone!

 

 

And if that offends you tough shit.  I mean... peace be with you.  The Festivus Airing of Grievances Day was yesterday.

 

This Christmas cheer will bring a smile to many:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE

 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 08:44 | 6962683 janus
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that was great, LSD.

sometimes people do pretty cool stuff.

Merry Christmas,

janus

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 00:07 | 6964348 LowerSlowerDela...
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Yeah, it's one of my favorite Christmas Youtube videos.  Glad you liked it.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:38 | 6961938 xyzcracker
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Merry Christmas Zero Heads.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:33 | 6961920 sunkeye
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ZH - Spokesblog for a generation

WB7 - Illustrator for same

 

Yea tho I stagger thru the valley of this morass of krypto crony neverending con game, I shall fear no evil for the  two named above will shine the light of truth on the unethical manwhores who strive to bring ruin to the greatest experiment in civilization yet concieved.

Who knows what's to come but GODDAM this site will not go easy to that long good night.

Good yule to all ye ZH bastards & GINORMOUS kudos & repsect to the Tylers & the great WB7 on yet another masterpiece entry.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:12 | 6961890 acetinker
Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:27 | 6961919 taoJones
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Merry Christmas all... yes, even the trolls... Many thanks for the safe haven, liberal migro-aggressions not standing...

God bless us, everyone!

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:05 | 6961989 LowerSlowerDela...
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Damn.  U b microaggression junked already...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:39 | 6962148 acetinker
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U2IC!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:01 | 6961862 Knob Creek
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Merry Christmas all......

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:27 | 6961759 eroc66
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WB; Many Thanks for all the Christmas Cheer and the year round creative buzz you art provides!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:23 | 6961749 DaNuts
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Merry Christmas WB. Thanks for your art all year.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:16 | 6961896 two hoots
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Peace and Joy WB and all at ZH.  It’s almost a family thing, dysfunctional but familyish.

 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:11 | 6962331 Creepy Lurker
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Its the dysfunction that makes it family-ish. 

Merry Xmas William, and everyone, especially the down voter. You actually went all the way through this thread and downvoted every single comment. I laughed so hard. What a spaz. LOL

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:41 | 6961805 Perimetr
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Merry Chirstmas, WB, you are the greatest!

 

in tribute to you, I have created a short contemporary US Christmas carol:

 

Santa Claus is Packin' this Year

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is packin' this year
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is packin' this year
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is packin' this year
Santa Claus is packin' this year

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:11 | 6961709 Goldilocks
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Merry Christmas Zero Hedgetown!

A Charlie Brown Christmas - Christmas Time is Here Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPG3zSgm_Qo (2:11)

Charlie Brown Christmas Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1LUXQWzCno (3:02)

A Charlie Brown Christmas — Ending Restored!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP37k831y9U (1:21)

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:08 | 6961998 blindman
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somehow, this is my favorite christmas tune right now.
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Tom Waits: On the Nickel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8055IqijQzo

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:11 | 6961707 madmax1965
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Merry Christmas, bitchez!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:10 | 6961706 Kassandra
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Merry Christmas WB!!

You and your amazing art make this crazy world tolerable.
Thank you.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:06 | 6961698 DaddyO
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Merry Christmas, WB7!

May all Zero Hedgetown residents have a contrarian holiday season...

DaddyO

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:39 | 6961642 Reaper
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Yes, I'd welcome Zero Hedge Town in the valley below. Especially, any hot widows over 70. Merry Christmas to you all.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:35 | 6961634 nmewn
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Merry Christmas Banzai, may you always have the wind at your back and the sun shining upon your face ;-)

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:32 | 6961625 Husk-Erzulie
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Merry Christmas William. Your work just keeps getting funnier (and more bizarre) Moar Sexy Santas!
I know you will love these...

Barbara Lynn - You'll Lose A Good Thing (Gatemouth Brown is the bandleader on The !!!! Beat)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoaLCc2jR_g

Barbara Lynn - Merry Christmas Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoaLCc2jR_g

Merry Christmas all you Hedgers, and thanks for another year of off the fuckin' wall commentary. My favorite peanut gallery... evah. Solid Gold, Bitchez!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:11 | 6961560 ihatebarkingdogs
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Merry Christmas to all, and a special thanks to Banzai7. You made me laugh.

 

And to the serial downvoter, .gov troll: go to the bath house and get a blow job. Maybe you'll feel better.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 18:59 | 6961538 I_Am_
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Merry Xmas to all and to all a Happy New Year.

WB7 - excellent as usual and what more can one say other than THANKS!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:44 | 6961343 MontgomeryScott
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William,

i tried to watch the video, but 'the uploader has not made this video available in your country', according to, ahem, googletube (I'm surprised I didn't get that new '451' error code).

I'm down there at the clubhouse. The NRA guys have to check their weapons at the door, because we have a few kegs and some spiked eggnog.

3 or so fresh inches of snow out in my pasture this morning. The skies are clearing, and there's nothing like clear blue skies to highlight the beauty of it all where I am!

Watch out, full Moon tonight.

Merry Christmas, WB7!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 18:41 | 6961497 williambanzai7
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You Turd has turned into a hopeless and therefore useless quagmire of digital rights management.

I could not find the Unadulterated Jimi Hendrix Christmas medley anywhere.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 10:14 | 6962765 OneTinTrooper
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I used to show this Dokken video to my kids when they were toddlers.  It was about three minutes.  Can't find the full version now.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srpH5BBxF8Y

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:34 | 6961316 cooky puss
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Merry Christmas WB and happy holidays yall. May we drink the finest booze in Bernanke's skull for 2016 \o/
Long live the hedge !

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 18:15 | 6961425 ebworthen
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Amen.  Who is the down vote Grinch?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:24 | 6961284 ebworthen
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Merry Christmas WB7 - thanks for the ZH Trailer Park!

And the rest...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 18:38 | 6961489 lakecity55
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Thanx, William!

Mery Xmas!

Ricky and Julian

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:17 | 6961265 Flying Wombat
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Galt's Gulch is a trailer park?  LOL

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:53 | 6961676 gonetogalt
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John is where you find him. The dude abides.

And thank you WB7 for all you do.

And Merry Christmas to the trailer park!!!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:17 | 6961263 general ambivalent
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Here's some good Zerohedgetown comedy for Christmas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js0JutcAJj0

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:03 | 6961224 DuneCreature
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It looks like Airstream Shanty Town with way too little firewood put in for the winter but plenty of interesting company to keep things heated up to me. ………. I’m (we’re) in.

 

Merry Christmas to all ZeroHedgers from an off-the-grid firebase in the remote mountains of WV, USA

 

~ DC & MC

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:37 | 6961789 metastar
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WB,

No doubt our loving overseers share your visionary ideas on housing for the ZH camp. You just need to add the barbed electro shock wire and machine gun nests.

Merry Christmas to all fellow seekers of dangerous truth!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:24 | 6961277 DuneCreature
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note to WB7

 

On the video: “The uploader has not made this video avaliable in your country” – USA ..

and Cherry Mistress from a fellow artist. ~ DC

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:50 | 6961175 Squid Viscous
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Merry Christmas WB!

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:22 | 6961078 Victory_Garden
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Blessings and Grace to one, and ALL!

Thank you for all the truth that splls upon the pages of ZH. This is the one thing everyone wants for Christmas. Simple truth in media and from those who call themselves, leaders. The world's people are sick and farking tired, just plain ol fed up with all the bullshat and lies and dis/mis-information and untruth that is used to perpetuate the entire ugly shit show. It is all super duper disgusting like that bag o'shat, hitler clitioncuntskag the Evil Hag of the North.

Thank you dear one-of-a-kind Sir William for all your good levelled works done well. This huge grace goes also for all the awesome right-up and squared words of true expression that show their fearless faces from the good hearts gathered here.

Some thanks is added for all the lackey klowns and stupid stooges for ignorance deluxe that pour their horsewash upon these pages also. The whole ZH crew needs a good laugh and joust once in a while to remind the intelligent and rational about just how stupid some are and how farked up the whole entire shit show is, as exemplified well here.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwIahOcBjXQ

Insano nutzo stupid ignorant...is not a normal state of mind or heart. And, denial is not a river in Egypt! It is mental conditioning from that which we all were naturally born to be. We were all born to be as simple as, Love. Ask, who is against love?

https://www.rt.com/op-edge/326965-2016-us-syria-turkey/

If all were on the easy peasy page of knowing that the simple definition of God is Love, then maybe the world might seek that natural path of love that many were conditioned off of by a life time of untrue chaotic outer stimuli, mostly from the world's fake media, and govt propaganda machines. The wise will always follow their heart, instead of the easily fooled and conditioned mind. The happy campers all seek all that which only comes from love. Not greed, deceptions, evil, and murder for the profits of a few.

We all have in common one thing world-wide. We all want that at the end of the day. We all want contentment, or peace and so many go through far too much self-imposed conflict to get it.

Please, Good World's-People, please take the time for your self, number one. Breath in several deep breaths and look around you. Be here now. Count your blessings and assets. Get off the free-way of the mind and practice being in the precious moment of now for truly, it is all we actually have as our very own. Know that we can always have that sacred peace and contentment at any time we choose to. Peace in the heart is what is natural. It resonates there with your Higher Power. It could be truth that is your higher power, as it is religion to many. Embrace that, and have a Merry Christmas dear, and all Good Peoples of the Earth. The sacred truth is, you are ALL Loved!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqok5m4lqeE

 

 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:56 | 6963100 Muse minus Time
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Victory Garden....had an earthquake to the heart with your writing/presentation...God Bless & Merry Christmas

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:05 | 6962317 PTR
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Humanity is awake.  God bless.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:17 | 6962214 STP
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I thought I was reading Janus there for a moment!

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