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Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:50 | 6961006 BlindMonkey
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Pics or it didn't happen...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:20 | 6961904 847328_3527
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Only if you're over 18 can I share.....Yute minds are too sensitive and tender still.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:14 | 6962340 tarsubil
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Is that your phone number? What are you doing this weekend?

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 15:48 | 6963387 CheapBastard
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OMG, she's hot!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 15:23 | 6960932 Ralph Spoilsport
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That's gotta be the sexiest comment I've ever read on ZH. 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:24 | 6960787 williambanzai7
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WALL STREET HOMEBOYS (XMAS EDITION)

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 11:17 | 6962889 Emergency Ward
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Crime School

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 06:37 | 6962546 wisefool
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Timmah: When I intentionally cheat on my taxes, it gets me the job of being incharge of everyones taxes. Including ruining other peoples lives upto and including sending people to die in Leavenworth.

Obumer: We tortured some brown folks, on the other side of the world. But as a constitutional lawyer it is okay. Per cheney's law, the definition of torture is "intentional infliction of pain exceeding the level of complete organ failure."

Hank the tank: If the taxpayers won't voluntarily pay for record banker bonuses, after their abject failure of printing free money, we will roll tanks on the streets to collect it involuntarily.

Bernanke PhD: I am the foremost depression expert in the world and time man of the year. But I have no idea which European banks got over $200B in bailouts. Timmah will track it down for us. Hard working man. He worked for me as NYFED governor during the day and then for DSK at the IMF second shift. That's my Timmah! Excellent Student of an Excellent Professor!

Then there is us lowbrow fringe space monkeys. Thank You William for what you do. You attempt to make us better by exposing us to high class. high IQ. high moral characters.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:06 | 6961874 two hoots
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The Less Brothers:  Use Less, Worth Less, Brain Less, Care Less

 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 03:30 | 6962477 Uncle Sugar
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Dick-less

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:21 | 6962223 STP
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That's some funny shit, bro!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:29 | 6961613 nmewn
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"I have a dream."

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 17:46 | 6961349 oddjob
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Hank the Looter, disgrace to the human race.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:47 | 6961167 ShakaZulu
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This would be a nice present.  A good start as they say.  Merry Christmas Banz.  Our last one with the Kenyan in Charge. Just thinking about it makes me feel weepy.   

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:49 | 6961830 StychoKiller
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Sorry to bust yer bubble, but Inauguration Day is in January of 2017!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:18 | 6960771 superdave
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Merry Christmas William and to all of my fellow ZH compatriots! May you all have a joyous holiday!  May 2016 bring peace on earth and justice to the evil on this planet!  God bless us all! 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:15 | 6960763 williambanzai7
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BUNGA CHRISTMAS

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:12 | 6960755 williambanzai7
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GANGSTA CLAUS

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:17 | 6960768 stant
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Bitter clinger $ .satan claws

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:11 | 6960752 williambanzai7
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PEACE ON EARTH

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:41 | 6961154 ALANBEEKMAN
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My favorite so far, WB. Maybe next year's version will feature the creepy Google reindeer.

Merry Christmas.

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:10 | 6960743 williambanzai7
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KILL OR BE MERRY

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:09 | 6960741 the grateful un...
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i've been upvoting everyone, including myself, how does that work?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:09 | 6960736 williambanzai7
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JAMIE THE DOUCHE

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 00:05 | 6964224 Nobody For President
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El Douche indeed. Love the hair. Captured this asshole perfectly. Maybe you should send this card to Ina Drew...

Christmas presents galore from WB this year!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:07 | 6960731 williambanzai7
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MERRY JUNKMAS

Mon, 12/28/2015 - 01:18 | 6965812 Lore
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Merry Christmas to all truth-seeking, critical-thinking, integrity-loving ZHers.  Best for 2016.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:00 | 6962310 PTR
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:07 | 6960725 williambanzai7
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PEACE ON EARTH

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:24 | 6962229 STP
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Awesome image.  Love the split, dark and light.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:04 | 6960709 williambanzai7
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ENGLAND

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:17 | 6961079 YHC-FTSE
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That's a funny looking little pig stuck on his knob.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:22 | 6963004 MsCreant
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That's Rudolph the Red Nosed ReinQueer. 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:07 | 6960729 the grateful un...
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donkey show, english style

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:02 | 6960699 Muse minus Time
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Merry Christmas William B. & ZH clan, best wishes to all!

Jimi Hendrix - Little Drummer Boy                                   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF59w_7mKMM

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:02 | 6960698 williambanzai7
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FROHE WEIHNACHTEN

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:20 | 6962997 MsCreant
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Anjahbba the Butt

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 16:23 | 6961094 HowdyDoody
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Won't someone think of the Hew Manittee?

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:01 | 6960692 williambanzai7
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BOEHNER ALONE

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 14:00 | 6960688 williambanzai7
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MERRY QE TO ALL!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 18:10 | 6961413 duo
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Where did you find this pic to edit?  I may know the owner and the cat.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:15 | 6962989 MsCreant
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Do you think he will sue?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 13:57 | 6960678 williambanzai7
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VERY HOT CHRISTMAS GREETING

Mon, 12/28/2015 - 07:18 | 6969690 Farqued Up
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Christmas Dinner at the V!

Damn, that's a hottie.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 23:09 | 6964200 Nobody For President
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I need a belt for my bathrobe JUST that color...

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:43 | 6962380 thebigunit
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Hillary Clinton.

After a little plastic surgery tweak.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:14 | 6962986 MsCreant
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Nah Silly!

For Christmas, Shrilly Hilly, does not want a Willy,

or even a Dilly.

From Billy, Hilly wants this Chilly, Frilly, Philly.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:26 | 6962129 Zero-Hegemon
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stop upvoting yourself!!!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:45 | 6961818 StychoKiller
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The poor thing!  She hardly has anything to wear, and here it's Winter and all...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:22 | 6961593 nmewn
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Nice elbows ;-)

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