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All that careful wrapping and no bow? I want a bow, so I can pull on it and watch it unravel!
Are you telling me you don't know what is in that package?
Looks to me like Zero Hedge!
Is that one of those Wall Street Bangsters I keep hearing about?
Trump's wife?
Thanks WB7! I know you've had a tough year, but yet you keep on keepin on, with style. Merry Christmas!
Can I upvote this more than once?
you can but you might go blind.
+1 whoever you are
Jersey Girl - Tom Waits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ROB8kI_fw
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in a perfect world hendrix played
lead guitar with tom waits on vocals
and keyboard. oh wait, that is madness!
anyway ^
it kills both me and you that you have
but one down arrow to depress, i surmise.
merry christmas, my favorite carol.
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Tom Waits- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis (Studio Version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxVo5mjK4eg
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check your wallet.
you sound like a music lover.
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Tom Waits - Ruby's Arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmM7B-M3LVg
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merry Christmas.
Here is your extra upvote: +1
I'll do the neighborly thing and help you and everyone out.
none of that innocous thigh gap. perfect
Who the fuck is the downvoter. WTF?
Mr. Yellen
Valerie Jarrett
Where can I get 100 of those cards?
how about aspiring government spy trolls, a guy has to make a living
Merry Christmas ZH and WB7 ! Couldn't make thru this shit show without ya!
STANKS! Serial down voter. Stant ! Serial up voter ( unless you run down dixie)
and then there's Bad Cat Santa, off the drapes you miserable feline
you know to refuse this package unless it is delivered by an Amazon drone, the Taliban does not have drones.
They do now. ..They just teamed up with the Russians.
It seems we’ve pissed off everyone on the planet for Noel, Noel.
~ DC
Schlonged...lmao!
That's fucking awesome:)
Love how WB7 worked in the "titelist" placement into the knuckleheads hat. They owe you for that William. Heard our duffer-inChief shot a 68 today again leaving him way short of score of another "Dear Leader"
It's 'Entitleist'.
68... The front nine?
69 works front and back. But, he's short 1.
That's the best Hillary portrayal, I've seen yet! Excellent!
The most dpressing thing is that there is someone, somewhere who would say "i'd hit it".
Only a blind, drunk, syphillitic, stoned, Aboriginee that has been sniffing some wild herb in Australia's Outback. I'm defining blind as not being able to detect light. I'm also talking a bull lesbo, too.
Schlong Hill
Is that where Anthony Weiner the serial junker lives? (Beverage Warning)!
Is that the hopeful "first man" texting Monica?
Where is the paper teleprompter??
hO ho HO! The reg'lar low-brows on Banzai's threadfs can drink from my canteen anytime.
Here's a little bluesy Christmas number for y'all...I try to play it but not too good...nothing sounds like a Martin so I blame my guitar. Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xghPB05YSNk
Merry Christmas you racists!
Hello Chunga, Merry Christmas to you and yours!
BT & family
Merry Christmas boattrash.. T - 58 minutes to beer time!
Chunga,
i am the same way...and i think that's a very stong ethic in the South. the cocktail hour starts at 5:00 -- anything prior requires a special excuse or is only appropriate in cetain settings (i.e. saturday morning golf round).
and to this day, if i ever drink before 5:00 (absent the provisions stated above), i feel as if i'm doing something unseemly...the buzz just doesn't feel righ...like God didn't sanction my mirth...like it's a bastard mirth, born outside the bounds of propriety.
whatever the case, Christmas is one of those occasions -- so cheers. as for janus, one of his presents to mrs. janus was a booze-free Christmas. i'm doing okay so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZgXH8IJGgg
Merry Christmas,
janus