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Two-Thirds Of Young Democrats Eager To Accept Refugees From Fictional City In Aladdin Movie

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Earlier in the week, many scoffed at the stereotype-confirming 30% of Republicans than supported the bombing of Agrabah - the fictional city from the Disney movie Aladdin. Now, according to WPAResearch, a new poll shows a stunning 66% of young Democrats are especially eager to take in the imaginary refugees.

As WPAResearch reports,

Public Policy Polling, which is known for adding questions in surveys to exploit Republicans who are less informed, recently found that 30% of Republican voters would support bombing Agrabah, a fictional country in the Disney film Aladdin.

 

On December 20, 2015, WPA Research fielded a national survey of 1,132 registered voters that found 44% of Democrats would support taking refugees from that same Agrabah.

 

Would you support or oppose allowing refugees from Agrabah to be re-settled in the United States?

 

 

PPP may have proven that some Republicans will support bombing a fictional country, but fully 44% of Democrats will allow refugees from anywhere into the country, whether they are potential ISIS supporters from Syria or potential cartoon characters on a magic carpet ride.

 

Additionally, 'Young' Democrats aged 18-34, a key constituency of President Obama, are especially eager to take in imaginary refugees.

 

 

So, nearly two-thirds of these voters support accepting refugees from Agrabah. This seems particularly suprising given this generation grew up watching Disney films such as Aladdin.

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As Mike Krieger concluded recently,

And you wonder why things are the way they are. These are the people who will choose the Presidential nominees for each corrupt political party.

 

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Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:17 | 6961570 knukles
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See.  Democrats are twice as stoopid as Republicans

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:21 | 6961588 -.-
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CØMMØN CØRE muthaphukka

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:27 | 6961610 Rock On Roger
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Extraordinarily Phenomenal

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:34 | 6961628 RonArgent
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73% of registered democrats also support banning the "dangerous toxin" Di-Hydrogen Oxide.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:43 | 6961639 Skateboarder
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But it's okay when accompanied by fluoride molecules, i.e. Fluoridated Di-Hydrogen Monoxide, cuz fluoride is good for you and prevents tooth decay.

p.s. refugee princess Jasmine won't be wearing a cute little top and loose-hangin' pants...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:47 | 6961660 J S Bach
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Better yet... let's send those young democrats to Agrabah.  It would be a blessing for the city.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:15 | 6961713 CheapBastard
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"Recent studies conducted by the Agrabah Institute of Neurological and Psychological Research show 86.5% of Democrat voters have an IQ of less then 75."

 

Now that's an amazing, yet sad, fact!! ... since a bag of hammers has an IQ of 85 !!!!!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:14 | 6961893 847328_3527
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Pleeeze! Do not insult the Hammers.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:29 | 6961924 Stainless Steel Rat
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All Agrabahrainis are pick pockets.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:59 | 6962185 beemasters
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Why would anyone in their right mind refuse Aladdin with magic carpet and lamp technologies?

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:30 | 6962249 Handful of Dust
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Yet another study funded by the NAAAP (National Association for the Advancement of Agrahabian Peeples) shows 6 out of 5 Agraghabians do not believe any nation can be lead by a women. They don't even believe women should have drivers' licenses! That's why 4/5 Agrabaghanians support the Trump/Deez Nutts ticket over Hillery.

That’s odd.

 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 06:52 | 6962577 Boris Alatovkrap
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Is not fictional city, is nom de budoir for horny Arab, "Agrabah Yuraz". Also, warning is for watch out little boy and goat.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 20:26 | 6963806 U4 eee aaa
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They don`t want to let that genie out of the bottle

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:43 | 6961809 Yen Cross
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Sodium Bicarbonate and saliva... 3% hydrogen peroxide rinse 2-3 times a week.

  Don't for get to floss little bitchez. ;-)

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:58 | 6962085 Skateboarder
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Yo Yen, after years of stickin' with Tom's of Maine, and having to use the Colgate/Crest/Pepsodent/gawbage products when having no choice on the run, I got sick of toothpaste in general. Just found this as of this morning after hours of research. Can't wait to try it, and make my own tooth powders in the near future. $4 for 1oz and $36 for 16oz. The not-organic one costs $28 for 16oz.

http://www.uncleharrys.com/store/mouth-care/organic-tooth-powder/organic...

Calcium carbonate (natural chalk), pink mineral sea salt, organic mustard seed, organic essential oils of peppermint, eucalyptus, clove, and oregano.

Baking soda and salt is the age-old tooth cleanser, but baking soda in excess aint good for the gumline. Chalk on the other hand aint bad for everyday use. That, and bentonite clay. Making your own seems like the best way to go.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:24 | 6961651 TeamDepends
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"Agrabahn food is delish, and their unicorns fly the fastest."

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:42 | 6961801 Ignatius
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This story speaks most directly to the failure of compulsory, federalized public schooling, parental abdication, low culture and centralized and conglomerated propaganda masquerading as 'news'.

Believing stupid shit is not a partisan divide, they just believe different stupid shit.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:20 | 6961908 juangrande
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The flip side is 1/3 of republicans polled wanted to bomb the same fictional place ( true, but not mentioned on ZH).  So 1/3 republicans ( mostly christian/ born agains ) are .........  hypocritical assholes?? and  I'm sure a large percentage were on the fence.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:18 | 6962215 LibertarianMenace
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The 'flip' side is linked in the first words of the post. And so flipped earlier in the week.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:33 | 6962257 Handful of Dust
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4/5 Democrats also say they have eaten an Agrahabian kenish at least once in their life near 42nd street.

 

That's odd?

 

They say it tastes like camel.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:15 | 6962343 Son of Loki
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Is that the Northern or Southern Agrahabian kenish I wonder?

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 11:44 | 6962929 Captain Benny
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The only camel I've ever had was camel toe.  It tasted distinctly different than any other flesh I put my tongue on.  I hear it tastes different before the hump than it does after the hump.  I've heard also that these camel toes bleed periodically.

Does this mean i am a Democrat ?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:31 | 6961618 Normalcy Bias
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Further proof that Universal Suffrage is suicidal...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:50 | 6961670 Quasi
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I've gone back to playing an old game this past week. The Guild II: Renaissance. In it, you must buy Titles from the town hall that allow you extra privileges in society. Aspiring peasant that I am, my family scrimped and saved and finally got the required amount of Guilders to buy my third title. I was no longer a "Yeoman", now I was "Citizen without full civil rights". I was overjoyed. The Holy Roman Empire is such a wonderful place to live....

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:47 | 6961958 StychoKiller
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What, "Bell-Ringer" ain't good enough for ya?!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:31 | 6961619 jomama
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This story proves just that beyond a shadow of a doubt!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:58 | 6961851 Escrava Isaura
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knukles, Democrats are twice as stoopid as Republicans

 

No, they are not!

 

They just have not stop pretending that they care about stupid and religious people.

So, that ‘might’ make them twice more hypocritical, I would say.

 

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:15 | 6961895 847328_3527
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Dems have been 'exceptionally' Gruberized more so then the Repugnicans.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:22 | 6962224 dobermangang
Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:18 | 6961575 Implied Violins
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Oh my fucking God...nuke us now, Putin. JUST DO IT PLEASE

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:21 | 6961909 Miffed Microbio...
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Ok, I'm on board but I'd rather catch a bomb than die slowly from radiation sickness.

Personally I'm glad I'm not having children now. It seems likely we will be seeing an increase of leukemia cases in children on the pacific coast. Not that would ever be reported in the MSM.

Miffed

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:28 | 6962134 Freddie
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The MSM prattles on about gloBull Warming but ignores something real like Fukishima.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:06 | 6962974 Cruel Aid
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msm reports what they are told to report, then parrot like crazies. Agenda talking point mania runs its course like the flu.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:19 | 6961578 debtor of last ...
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Young democrats should have a face to face conversation with Anders Breivik.

In a gun free zone.

Sad motherfuckers....

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 05:26 | 6962533 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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He is in a psychiatric ward, where he belongs. The same might be said for several posters on these forums, yourself included.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 09:38 | 6962738 Winston Churchill
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Glad you have some company,sitting in those padded cells alone must be lonely.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:20 | 6961585 grunk
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Shit, they're coming from everywhere else.

Nuke Agrabah.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:22 | 6961591 -.-
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Bullish, but Krugman would approve. 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:46 | 6961659 sgt_doom
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Just as long as they dispatch Special Ops to Agrabah and support all the Sunni extremist Muslims there . . . .

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:27 | 6961595 Arnold
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I heard this report on an AM radio broadcast

 

Yip, yip yahoo!

Do you have any cash to spend despite your student debt?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:23 | 6961600 God
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Stupid Americans. Who is the problem? juwisher of Muslim?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:26 | 6961608 grunk
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Run those FROZEN girls out of town.

Northern border invaders.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:29 | 6961614 R.R.Raskolnikov
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The sad thing is that these people are our future. I give humanity until the year 2250 at max before they are completly whiped out.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:34 | 6961627 Implied Violins
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Oh, it won't even make it another generation. These dumbfucks are so stupid they can't even figure out how to FUCK.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:39 | 6961640 God
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When the moneychangers declare that the gutter people (negri) are the 'leaders' you know you're in trouble.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:47 | 6961662 sgt_doom
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I seriously agree with you, and that is based upon way too much observation on my part!

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:43 | 6963070 R.R.Raskolnikov
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Ufortunatly, I totally agree with you. In order to preserve panda bears they have let them watch to panda-love-making-videos in order learn to make love and produce offspring. In another genereation we will have this for humans too. I do not know what is a more clear sign of extinction of humanity: this news item or news items featuring people like the Kardashians.... Any way we are doomed. Merry Christmas!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:35 | 6961629 JR
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The millennial generation is 43% non-white. Who knows, some of them may be refugees from Agrabah. Isn’t that where Obama, their elected leader, was born?  Oh wait…

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:35 | 6961632 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Hey youngsters, take my advice.

Plan ahead.

Buy yourselves a brand new dumpster and live in it, while you can manage the ability to obtain one.

The insurance and taxes are also a lot cheaper than if you bought a real home.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:39 | 6961643 Normalcy Bias
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The Govt will just come along with a Dumpster Dwelling Tax. There will be no free rides in Gulag America!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:46 | 6961658 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Buy a half acre of land on a county line where a river runs and stick your dumpster on it. You get a beautiful view of the river. You get free water, fish, blackberries to eat and all kinds of stuff that lives and grows around rivers that people never think about.

Plus... you don't have to worry about buying a bunch of guns to defend yourself against some nutcase coming down there and stealing your shit because everybody thinks you're poor and doesn't want any of your shit in the first place.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:17 | 6961897 847328_3527
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That's why I'm thinking about a double-wide.

 

Or is that too ostentatious?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:46 | 6961955 Arthur Schopenhauer
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If you can lay your hands on a double-wide dumpster, then by all means get it now while you can.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:50 | 6961669 Cautiously Pess...
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“Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.” 

Ronnie Raygun

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:28 | 6961719 Arthur Schopenhauer
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I think its about time we all face reality.

More Republicans will be voted into the house and the senate next year. Deal with it!

A Republican president will be elected next year. Deal with it!

Because of that, more right wing judges will be appointed to the supreme court. Deal with it!

Because of that, the last vestiges of what we know as the United States of America will be raped and pillaged for every last penny that is left to be pillaged.

Face the reality, dammit!

Nothing will be left of the United States of America. Deal with it!

After they have taken every last thing thats left of it to take, they will pick up stakes and they will leave this country with their loot, because there will be nothing left for them to take!

All that will be left is people who own dumpsters on the rivers, and these are the ones who will begin to rebuild America out of the ashes.

Wake the fuck up.

Get ready.

That is the reality of the future.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:34 | 6961780 Pazuzu
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Hillary has already been promised the presidency. Everything else you mentioned will come to pass; what makes you think that it will take a Republican to bring it about? Do you really believe that those voting machines are connected to anything?

You're ahead of the pack and you are sitting on the edge of the bed but you too are not yet awake...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:03 | 6961813 Arthur Schopenhauer
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You guy's comments exemplify exactly why this will happen, because you will vote for these Republicans.  You will vote for them. You will vote them in, and what I predict will happen.

If you don't know why I'm saying it, you are not dumb, or stupid. You're ignorant, which simply means to be not aware of what is going on around you.

Ignorance should not be criticized, but instead be pitied. 

I don't criticize people for being ignorant, because that is like criticizing innocence of a child, which is wrong.

However, I would criticize someone because they do dumb shit in spite of themselves, which makes them downright fucking stupid.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:34 | 6962042 LowerSlowerDela...
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“I pity the fool.” - Mr. T

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:35 | 6961783 BlussMann
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Q: Who is "they" that will leave the country ?

A: The Jews, stupid.

Q: What is a "right: wing" Republican Judge as opposed to a "liberal" Democat Judge ?

A: The right wing Republican Judge sends Democracts up the river and the Democrat Judges send Republicans up the river. Both send ordinary scnmucks with no connections way up the river.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:49 | 6961828 Escrava Isaura
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Arthur Schopenhauer,

A Republican president will be elected next year.

No. It won’t happen because the swing vote decides election. Unlikely they will vote for Trump.

So, Hillary by 9 points at the popular vote. And closer to 400 delegates.

 

More Republicans will be voted into the house and the senate

You might have a point at the Senate.

 

Anyway, it is too soon to wage a drink yet.

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:38 | 6961852 nmewn
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So you're sittin around thinkin "Abuela" Clinton will be voted in as Prez next year, even after her ridiculous over-the-top pandering to Hispanics about "bedtime stories"?...lol.

She thinks they're immature children, she also thinks they can't see what she thinks of them and the best part...she's under FBI investigation while doing it!

Let me know when you wanna wager that drink.

/////

My troll disagrees?...kewl...read it from "Abuela's" mouth...

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/8-ways-hillary-clinton-just-your-abu...

...pure, unadulterated, patronistic, socialist propaganda that would make Hugo Chavez blush ;-) 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:02 | 6961982 Arthur Schopenhauer
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So you're sittin around.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:09 | 6961999 nmewn
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Hardly, I sleep five and a half hours on average.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:25 | 6962024 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Lots of people suffer from sleep deprivation.

...and idiots yell down into a hole and all they seem to hear is an echo of an idiot yelling down into a hole.

I'm not the one buying 30 guns, ammunition for them, and digging holes in the ground to store years worth of food.

Hey, ZeroHedgers and Alex Jones's Infowarriors... Enjoy your lives down there in those holes waiting for Obama's jack booted thugs to come and get you, protecing yourselves until you eventually either starve to death or have to face reality, and come out of your holes and actually do something productive.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:44 | 6962057 Escrava Isaura
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Your Biography: ….volunteer work as a sidewalk psychologist…...

 

So, you can’t poke fun at some Hedgers about the same behave as yours.

 

And, what do you plan to do when Obama's or Trump’s jack booted thugs come to your hole?

 

Or, perhaps they could care less.

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:00 | 6962077 Arthur Schopenhauer
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I don't have a hole, dumbass. I sell guns for a profit, and hire mexicans and muslims to dig holes for the ZeroHeads...but mostly Alex Jones's infowarriors who infect this website, for a huuuuuuuuge profit.

WARNING... ALEX JONES'S  INFOWARRIORS!

INFOWARRIORS UNITE!

THIS COMMIE ARTHUR S. HAS INVADED OUR LITTLE RADICAL RIGHT WING HATE GROUP WITH HIS SUBTERFUGE AND MUST BE PURGED!

YOU MUST GANG UP ON HIM AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS COMMIE ASS OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK!

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:59 | 6962392 TradingTroll
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  • Somehow your call to the crisis hotline was hacked, recorded,  and transcribed to english
Fri, 12/25/2015 - 09:39 | 6962740 GhostOfDiogenes
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"pandering to Hispanics about "bedtime stories"?...lol.

She thinks they're immature children, she also thinks they can't see what she thinks of them and the best part...

I don't blame her.

Having been intimately associated with meztizos, for they are not fron Spain, I can assure you, they are ALL stupid children.

How many metizos have done anything compared to what whites have done? The answer is none.
Look at S america and their low civilization yet pride in themselves.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:42 | 6961900 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Nope. I'm telling you, more Republicans will elected to the Senate in 2016. More Republicans in the house in 2016. A Republican president will be elected in 2016. There will be more right wing judges, everywhere starting in 2016

Bank on it. Get used to it. Face the reality. Thats it. They will take it, and the collapse of America is here, and soon.

Get your ass in gear and get ready for it.

"The Grapes of Wrath" is definitely coming, and sooner than you think.

I can't wait to read the newspaper articles about the fellow with a bullhorn standing on top of a flatbed truck, telling all the guys (who were previously self-aggrandizing fucks) in the field clamoring for work, for which he will pay them 10 cents a day to pick his apples.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:54 | 6962080 Escrava Isaura
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So, do you really believe the you will get a 20% raise, $12 cents a day, once the Republicans take charge?

 

And what will happen when there's no more apples—no carbon fuels to operate the system?

 

Ohh. I got it! The Republicans will come to the rescue, rigth?

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:26 | 6962235 GhostOfDiogenes
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You underestimate the amount of loot that can still be looted.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:38 | 6961637 nmewn
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#RefugeesRidingUnicornsLivesMatter!

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:16 | 6961729 CheapBastard
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" I am Deez Nutts and I approve of that Tweet! "

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:39 | 6961641 Lorca's Novena
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66% of young Democrats are especially eager to take in the imaginary refugees.

 

Need to find these people and send them straight to the fucking red zone.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:53 | 6961677 lester1
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These stupid Millennials think money grows on trees. I can't wait for the crash to happen so they can see the reality of their stupidity.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:30 | 6961768 BlussMann
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Yes,  we older types know money is actually PRINTED by the Rothschild Central Bank, which then charges usurious interest to "loan" it to the Federal Government.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:51 | 6962173 GhostOfDiogenes
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"These stupid Millennials think money grows on trees"

Yes. Nothing like their parents who racked up al last 19 trillion in debt so far.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:55 | 6961679 Yen Cross
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 Does anyone believe the BLS statistics/---Bueller---Bueller---Bueller?

 There's> Lies, damned lies, and statistics...

~ Mark Twain~

  No matter how you spread SHIT, and/or deflect moral responsibility to the retards you indoctrinated, you're still going to end up on a pike!

  This English fucktard learned the "hard way".

  British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:19 | 6961736 Lorca's Novena
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That cant be his real last name... can it?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:31 | 6961772 Yen Cross
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 I do my best to stay clear of religious connotations...

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 19:57 | 6961687 I am Jobe
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Amerikan Inbred fucks 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:11 | 6961710 Cautiously Pess...
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Cousin Vicki  --  "I'm going steady, and I French kiss."

Audrey Griswold -- "So? Everybody does that."

Cousin Vicki -- "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:18 | 6961731 ---------
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#MuslimesForUsa

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:20 | 6961740 nevertheless
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So you are equating, welcoming people from .... fill in the blank, to bombing people you don't even fucking KNOW?!

 

I think you must have failed basic algebra, because those two are not remotely equivalent, unless of course your a zionist pig, then its just par for the course. 

 

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:27 | 6961760 Bazza McKenzie
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Quite right, welcoming mohammedans amounts to bombing yourself, rather than the alternative offered of bombing someone else.

Throughout the world, only the brain dead choose the first option.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:24 | 6961752 Ms No
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This is another reason why it would be nice if the markets would implode now.  These idiots that don't have a pot to piss in but don't know it yet will welcome half of the 3rd world if this goes on for too long. 

The Alladin people think that we are infinitely wealthy and that none of the exceptional people will end up groveling like the Greeks.  The Alladins believe that they are the good and compassionate people and the rest of us are miserly and cruel. 

The part that they don't realize is that they will have to sacrifice their kids for the incoming... that might change how they feel about it later.   

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:25 | 6961756 Bazza McKenzie
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While I recognize Democrats are either clueless or nasty and often both (like their Queen), you can "prove" anything with polls.

There did not, for instance, appear to be an option offered "Stupid question, go f..k yourself".

And no poll gets a 100% response rate, yet the numbers given add up to 100%, so what was the non-response rate with Republicans and Democrats.  They might be the ones thinking "Stupid question, go f..k yourself".

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 02:46 | 6962436 yellensNIRPles
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You're not going to have a fun time in this world fucking around with common sense and logic. 

 

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:28 | 6961762 God
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Why do juwisher people hate obama so much? Hum, I don't know but it may be obvious to you.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:45 | 6961812 ThrowAwayYourTV
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brain washed sheep. Are there any free thinkers left or are they just farm animals chewing on their cud and staring at the fence?

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 20:58 | 6961840 Yen Cross
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 The sheep are fodder! They're an distraction...

  Start thinking a couple chess moves ahead. ;-)

 The problem is that people don't know how to improvise, or think for their TEAM. They're taught to comply as an UNIT.

 We're going to see some real problems if Moore's Law is true...

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 22:41 | 6962044 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Do you know what really pisses me off?

People who are not aware they themselves are sheep who call other people sheep.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:48 | 6962167 GhostOfDiogenes
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I hate people who don't use coasters.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 21:41 | 6961944 americhinaman
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unless the questions included a response "agrabah is not real", then the answers are meaningless.  they are given a multiple choice answer set, and in these cases none of the answers are correct (support, indifferent, oppose).  no matter which answer you choose, it's wrong.  

in other words, it's a problem of stupid poll question writers, and not necessarily stupid poll partipants.  though that isn't to say that americans know international geography particularly well.

Thu, 12/24/2015 - 23:47 | 6962164 GhostOfDiogenes
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That makes no sense.

In other words....you aren't half as smart as you think you are.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:16 | 6962212 Freedumb
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The fact that polls about Agrabah are ongoingly making headlines in the US says nothing more about Democrats or Republicans other than that both groups are painfully stupid, and considering that 95+% of Americans choose to identify with either of these groups, all it means is that this country is full of god damned idiots.

This also shows how strong the opinions of American voters can be about complete fictions fed to them by the media -- Obama, Hillary and Trump are all alike in that they know they can literally say anything they want in a campaign and never be held to account. Strong rhetoric in the beginning to win the primary, then a bunch of moderate wish wash to win over the morons in the margin who are "undecided" but still willing to vote for one of the two parties, which is possibly the dumbest group of all, so they really won't remember anything being said at this stage of the campaigns.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:23 | 6962227 GhostOfDiogenes
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"and considering that 95+% of Americans choose to identify with either of these groups, all it means is that this country is full of god damned idiots."

I have calculated the number to be closer to 97% of 'mericans being god damned idiots in this country.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:17 | 6962346 Aussiekiwi
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Fortunately the other 3% are very bright and can keep basic services running....for the time being, they must feel very frustrated.

 

This guy is very funny and very clever...Aussie/Kiwi humor...you have been warned.

https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyjordies

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 11:14 | 6962884 Clowns on Acid
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actually pathetic.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 00:27 | 6962241 yogibear
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See libtards ISIS refugee buddies throwing their gay and transgenders off roof tops head first.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 01:19 | 6962349 Aussiekiwi
Fri, 12/25/2015 - 02:19 | 6962409 YouThePeople
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Classic. Sounds like the newest Mark Dice video.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 02:52 | 6962441 yellensNIRPles
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At some point in the future, historians will debate whether or not to file the movie Idiocracy as a sattire or documentary.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 03:43 | 6962486 tarabel
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I've never seen it but the descriptions make me suspect that it is a modern-day ripoff of the classic "The Marching Morons" by Cyril Kornbluth.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 08:43 | 6962682 truthalwayswinsout
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Reading and Writing is one of the first things to go. "Historians" will debate how or what the shiny silver round thing is for.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 03:30 | 6962478 wisebastard
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glad to see zerohedge embrace the child molestors at Disney......................now go say hi to all your pals at the NSA and kill yourself

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 04:51 | 6962511 Panic Mode
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I am more than happy to eat their lunches.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 06:04 | 6962545 Jus7tme
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44% of democrats are willing to help people purported to be refugees from a place they have not even heard of.

33% of Republicans are ready and willing to bomb people in a place they had not even heard of.

Yes, that does pretty much sum it up. does it not?

 

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 07:08 | 6962594 Spungo
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This doesn't seem as bad. Inviting strangers into your house might be a bit weird, but not overly crazy. Being willing to kill random people without verifying who they are (bombing imaginary places) is fucking insane.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 09:21 | 6962720 Cooper01
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Irony, progrerssive ass clowns at work..

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 09:43 | 6962748 Contrariologist
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Once again, the vast majority of ZHers prove to be right wing ideologues, i.e., willing to go "anti-Democrat" for any and every reason. Consider the nature of the "gotcha" questions above: one proposes killing fictional people, and one proposes helping fictional people.

Predictably, Righties are willing to kill for truly no reason (the proposed recipients of death are fictional after all), and Lefties are willing to extend a helping hand for truly no reason. So, in the spirit of keeping Christ in Christmas...which of thes positions seems more Christ-like?

Being willing to help persons described as refugees seems pretty noble. Being willing to kill without any knowledge why is just barbarian. Go righties!

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 10:02 | 6962770 Contrariologist
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The single answer to every problem (moral, spiritual, financial, social, etc) in this country is to just once and for all do away with Democrats. Wouldn't it make so much more sense if liberals ("libtards" as they are affectionately known) were banned and outlawed? It's a fact that absolutely no good thought can come from a liberal mind (Fox News makes that clear), and evrything would be so much better if Republicans held every elected seat in the country.

We need to return to traditional family values, and families could be given clear guidance on what those values are (Hannity and O'Reilly can source that info for us). We need to restore our military strength; it is shameful that we are only spending as much as the rest of the planet on arms...we need to spend two or three times more than all other countries. After all, we are exceptional.

Shut the border, shun non-conformists, end liberalism and progressivism. Put cops and soldiers everywhere to keep us safe. Sing patriotic tunes and put a flag on every corner. Why, oh why do we bother to tolerate any other views? Yes, the Conservative Promised Land!

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 10:03 | 6962771 roadhazard
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Why anyone would want to associate themselves with repukes or democraps is beyond me. Morons all.

Mon, 12/28/2015 - 00:27 | 6969212 onmail1
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Hah ha
and they are already there in disneyland

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