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What Bowe Bergdahl's Taliban Captors Really Wanted To Know: "Is Obama Gay?"

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A year and a half ago, on one beautiful June 2014 morning, President Obama called the White House press corps together in the Rose Garden. There, the smiling president proudly announced that the United States had secured the release of an American serviceman held captive in Afghanistan for five years.

U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was coming home, the proud president declared, having secured his freedom after 5 years in captivity in Afghanistan in exchange for the release of five Taliban detainees. Meanwhile, six U.S. troops had died in the months following Bergdahl's disappearance during missions search and rescue missions.

Then the hammer hit: Bergdahl was a deserter and had directly endangered his fellow soldiers. The anticlimatic narrative fell apart two weeks ago when the U.S. Army announced Bergdahl will face a military court on charges of desertion and endangering fellow soldiers, and possible life imprisonment.

It was merely the latest foreign policy blunder for an administration who will surely enter the Guinness World Records in this category.

But the embarrassment - for everyone involved - does not end there.

According to the NY Post, Bowe Bergdahl - who is now the star of the new season of the iconic podcast "Serial" - details failed attempts to escape his captors after the Taliban abducted him in 2009, in the latest episode. Turns out Bergdahl was just as bad at escaping as he was at (allegedly) deserting and getting caught.

He said he was able to slip his limbs out of loose chains and unlatch his cell door when no one was looking, the New York Post reported.

 

He spent about 15 minutes on the run, covering himself with mud on a building’s roof to try to hide, before he was caught and whipped with a rubber hose. After that, Bergdahl said, he was moved to a much more difficult living arrangement.

 

“In the new place, they put me on an Afghan bed and they chained my feet to the ends of the bed and chained my hands to the tops of the bed so that basically I was spread-eagle on the bed and blindfolded. And that’s how I spent the majority of the next three months,” he said.

 

“The time deprivation, too much light or too much darkness and too much randomness, it just wears away at you and drives your nerves into the ground. The constant worry ‘Am I going to die today?’ or is something worse going to happen?” he added.

Thus having been placed in Afghan "isolation" largely for the duration of his stay, surely his captors were fascinated by his breadth of insight about American culture and would love to pick his brain at every possible opportunity. Indeed, Bergdahl said guards who were assigned to watch him were often bored by the job, and would pass the time by interrogating him.

And what, according to Berghdal, was the most pressing question on their mind? "They ask you, is Obama gay and sleeps with men?"

The silver lining: at least the debate about Obama's long-form birth certificate appears to have been firmly resolved, if only in Afghanistan.

 

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Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:43 | 6965043 oldmanofthesee
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So, how did you answer?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:45 | 6965052 remain calm
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He sucks pole

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:47 | 6965054 847328_3527
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" Don't ask don't tell. "

or is it...

" See something, say something. "

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:55 | 6965069 bigdumbnugly
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does obummer pile drive guys?  (and of course be pile driven in return?)

probably.

but the fact that he even pretends to sleep with the Big Wookie is proof enough for me.

GUILTY

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:14 | 6965116 Escrava Isaura
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The right question is not if the President is gay.

 

The right question to be asked should be something like this: The President was gay, but, he turned to jesus, and he is no longer gay.

 

However, jesus has another plan for his family. jesus will turn one of his daughters lesbian.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to human mediocrity.

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:23 | 6965135 toady
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Must read ZH. All the homophobic/Reggie comments are reaching the caves of Afghanistan! 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:28 | 6965150 RonArgent
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Obama is not gay. Obama is a mental defect homosexual who licks his own shit from other men's penises and thinks that's normal.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:48 | 6965181 Chris Dakota
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what I would like to know is are those kids crisis actors?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:54 | 6965192 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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Felcher in Chief

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:16 | 6965240 LowerSlowerDela...
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That's it.  It is now confirmed that the Taliban are complete morons.

It is obvious to the most casual observer that the answer is YES.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:48 | 6965324 The9thDoctor
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As if an army sergeant is going to know about the commander-in-chief's private life. Yeah, Bergdahl was secret service and personally guarded Obama (sarc).

Why does this story sound made up?

NY Post is a gossip rag.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:27 | 6965407 Lore
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NYT is similarly an establishment rag, largely a waste of time.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:53 | 6965071 Latina Lover
Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:45 | 6965176 RonArgent
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For the last time, Reggie Love was Obama's husband Michael's homosexual lover. Barak Hoosain likes twinky young white guys like Ben Finkenbinder.

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=ben+finkenbinder's+wife&biw=1280&bih=642&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiS3YHX_PnJAhWCRSYKHa82BREQsAQIGw

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:52 | 6965073 Cognitive Dissonance
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"If you have to ask...you don't want to know."

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 11:05 | 6966907 zhandax
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CD, you may want to re-phrase that.  The people asking already knew what theme they wanted to emerge from this 'news'.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:48 | 6965056 y3maxx
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That's racist....err...i mean gayist.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:01 | 6965093 hollywood gorilla
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that might explain all the extended vacations...

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:52 | 6965067 curbjob
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Clearly the Taliban believe in sound money and spend time on American gold bug sites .

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:02 | 6965096 Salzburg1756
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I told the truth.

President Chokesondik is as straight as a pretzel.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:22 | 6965132 Abitcoinbrain
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Well Michelle Obama is really a man.... http://revelation12.ca/?p=1659

He Has man hands... When looking at a man's hands verses a womans hand you will notice the ring finger is longer then index finger indicating a homosexual or gay woman. 

http://www.truthandaction.org/is-michelle-obama-a-transgender/

Lots of proof.... DUDE is way bigger the Barack and always has a huge bulge wearing a dress... Michelle looks like he could own denis Rodman on a game of one on one!

hehehehheh

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 13:04 | 6967151 DownWithYogaPants
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TMichelle the wookie has a bigger dick than Barry B.O.  too

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:22 | 6965133 Abitcoinbrain
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Well Michelle Obama is really a man.... http://revelation12.ca/?p=1659

He Has man hands... When looking at a man's hands verses a womans hand you will notice the ring finger is longer then index finger indicating a homosexual or gay woman. 

http://www.truthandaction.org/is-michelle-obama-a-transgender/

Lots of proof.... DUDE is way bigger the Barack and always has a huge bulge wearing a dress... Michelle looks like he could own denis Rodman on a game of one on one!

hehehehheh

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 18:09 | 6965791 swamp
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Joan Collins not Rivers eas killed for outing Michelle aka Michael as a transexual.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 19:27 | 6965959 oncefired
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He should have told them to ask Reggie "The Body Man" Love!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:52 | 6965049 JustObserving
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He bowls like a gay man.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3VphK9AMk

Barack Obama bowls a 37 while campaigning in Pennsylvania.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobamavideos/youtube/obama-bowli...

 

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The biggest untold story of the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election... Finally, the no-holds-barred, 100% true story of Barack Obama's use and sale of cocaine; his homosexual affairs and the December 23, 2007 murder of Barack Obama's former lover and choir director of Obama's Chicago church of 20 years, Donald Young, just days before the 2008 Iowa Caucus. This searing candid story begins with Barack Obama meeting Larry Sinclair in November, 1999, and subsequently procuring and selling cocaine, and then engaging in consensual, homosexual sex with Sinclair on November 6th and again on November 7, 1999. You'll read in riveting detail how Sinclair, in 2007, repeatedly contacted and requested that the Obama campaign simply come clean about their candidate's 1999 drug use and sales. You learn how the Obama campaign, David Axelrod and Barack Obama used Donald Young (the homosexual lover of Barack Obama) to contact and seek out information from Sinclair about who he had told of Obama's crimes and actions

http://www.amazon.com/Barack-Obama-Larry-Sinclair-Cocaine/dp/0578013878

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:54 | 6965075 MsCreant
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He's into "Millatio" where he blows (not bowls, you spelled that wrong) it militarily all the time. 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:49 | 6965059 Reaper
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Inquire at his bathhouse.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:08 | 6965106 Xibalba
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Which one?  Chicago or DC? 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:49 | 6965060 falak pema
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ZH now walks in the gutter...The Donald has spread his "disgusting" rant to the altermedia gutter press.

Sad...

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:51 | 6965064 Freddie
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A country that elects or selects Obola as their leader is the gutter.  the only thing dumber is white males in America cheering on their Trayvon ball playing things like little fan girl cheerleaders.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:06 | 6965103 jomama
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^this.

 

I can't tell if ZH is now deliberately fishing for Trump worshippers with this clickbait bullshit, or if this is truly where the bar has been lowered to...?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:37 | 6965164 OregonGrown
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..... and this delightful comment comes from a guy, with the handle..... jomama.....enough said!

Thanks for doing your part and thank you for participating inthe discussion!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:56 | 6965342 jomama
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As if my handle meant a god damned thing?

Well Mr. five weeks and change, in the years I've been here, and when it was a blogspot before that - I've seen this site go from the forefront of financial insight and hard hitting journalism to clickbait bullshit like this.

No one fucking cares if the lame duck teleprompter in chief is golfing or his birth certificate is legit or if he's queer bait.

Stupid fucking posts like these are worthless except for the red blooded, uneducated white males to jack off to.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:14 | 6965376 bamawatson
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puts me in mind of when bill gibbs asked big tom if he thought jimmy blakey was a faggot. big tom said " i don't know if he would suck a dick, but i spect he would hold one in his mouth 'till it turned soft"

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 02:59 | 6966618 froze25
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Oh please everyone knew Obozo was gay well before trump got on the political scene.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:10 | 6965108 Tyler Durden
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You mean has "spread" to the most popular newspaper on the Hill right?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:31 | 6965156 two hoots
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 A Just reply.  

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:34 | 6965159 Kirk2NCC1701
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Sat. AM Tyler, you may want to reprint this article, and fix the spelling (dyslexic) typo in the 2nd last paragraph: Adn what, according to Berghdal, was the most pressing question on their mind?

:-)

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:35 | 6965161 SillySalesmanQu...
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Why is it not fair to ask this? After all, the politicians use the power of the "presstitutes" for their own end means, they fabricate and propagandize on a daily basis... The story has been reported in the Hill and deserves to be addressed. Not that any politician or Goverment official is capable of telling the truth, or giving a straight answer to a straight question... ;-)

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:07 | 6965207 Freddie
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I do not know all the details about Bergdahl.   What I do know is he parents and he maybe should not believe Uncle Sham's aka Uncle Scholomo's bullshit and should have kept their kid OUT of the corrupt US Military. 

Endless wars for bankster profits. Endless genocide and misery.  At least Bergdahl was not killed, maimed, wounded, blown up.  At least they give you a dog if you are maimed and maybe a pair of ball game tickets.

This shit is endless.  Mass genocide for the banksters in the "Civil" War and there was nothing Civil about it.  The Union and Confederate general should have met and then gone after the banksters and politcians pushing that war.  I sometimes wonder if the Union generals fired realized they were engaging in the mass murder of fellow Americans.  Did anyone question this shit when it was going on?

During the Civil War - if you did not serve or spoke out - you went to jail.  I think this was mainly on the Union side.

The vets of WW1 got f'ed'ed over and they used tanks against them when they asked for their benefits (Bonus Army).

Vuetnam Vets mega f'ed over for LBJ War to import narcotics and muscle in on France's opium business.  This is why the See Eye Aye backed the Viet Mihn to take the French out.  The Viet Mihn became the Viet Cong.  Sort of like Al Qeada turns into ISIS or some new bogey man.

They have been lying to us since at least 1812 and maybe earlier.  Red Shield and other banksters in charge.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:37 | 6965285 MsCreant
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I agree with most of what you say.

There are men an women out there who are "protectors." Could be how they were raised, could be genetics, could be a little of both. This is a valuable skill set/instinct for the human race; it is not a bad thing to keep cultivating.

Like you Freddie, I am incensed that this very noble streak in some individuals is exploited and abused. 

I wish The StateTM was worthy of their trust and when they served, they could confidently know they were doing so for a good and honorable cause. When The StateTM gets too big, this is what happens. When folks fight, they should believe in it because it is right.

The technology to come out of the MIC has been amazing. The problem is The StateTM does not know when to stop. This is too expensive on every front.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:52 | 6965455 Freddie
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The State/MIC newest technology interest besides total internet surveil through Google/Facebook et al is robots, drones and AI.

I stopped watching TV and Hollywood's shit post Obola selection.  I may rent the Big Short because I like Dr. Michael Burry because he is so smart. 

Anyway, I remember watching The Terminator and the subsequent versions.  I never thiught automated hunter killer robots and drones could happen.  Boy was I wrong.  Their pets at Google are in full tilt mode for battle robots.  We have the drones, network and AI in place.   Deep zio-State owns Hollywood and the future they want is often buried in these scripts.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 17:39 | 6965750 trader1
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According to GoogleSearch results, the Stars and Stripes (paper sold at all army bases) referenced the "Is Obama gay? asks Bergdahl's Taliban Captors" first into the digital press:

http://www.stripes.com/news/bergdahl-recalls-escape-and-capture-in-third...

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:11 | 6965112 junction
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Gutter journalism has its adherents.  As does the main stream.  All journalism these days has large amounts of sewage.  Especially any program presented by Wolf Blitzer, who once attacked a guest for using the word "Daesh."

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:15 | 6965120 847328_3527
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Wolf Blitzer is a testment to how poor "journalism" is in the usa these days.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:48 | 6965180 OregonGrown
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.....or lets not forget about CIA "mockingbird" alum anderson c(p)ooper......

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:48 | 6965182 RonArgent
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Felak, your post is a disgusting display of ignorance and stupidity. Go back on over to the Huffington Post where you belong.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:10 | 6965374 falak pema
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I go where I like; I say what I like; its called critical thinking.

You guys just spout hate and its no bait for anybody who hates blind dates with bots and dumbed down sheeple who bleet when the wind blows and piss into it.

Try thinking instead of being disgusted with your own frustrations.

The man who sucked his schlong and said : I like it so much I want to say how much I hate those who suck on dicks.

Now that is pure genius. I'll stay with the ignorant and stupid thank you.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:50 | 6965061 Lucky Leprachaun
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Godammit I thought that knowledge would have reached even the caves of Afghanistan. They should ask Reggie Love if they  need confirmation.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:17 | 6965121 847328_3527
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For sure those hidin gin the caves and underground tunnels of Agraghabian heard the rumor already. Why do you think Aladdin looks so ... happy.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:50 | 6965063 dot.dot
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Currious how they asked him about odummy being gay.  You think thay asked the same thing about W?

 

Rayciss terrorists.  

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:52 | 6965066 sidiji
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he said, " you would be too if you had a wookie for a wife"

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:55 | 6965082 Latina Lover
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You Mean Michael/Michelle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B418vtkQsY

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:55 | 6965081 souljaboy
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Of course he is. He sucked Hillary Clinton's dick.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:54 | 6965193 GeezerGeek
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And he's screwed millions of white guys here in the USA. (Just not sexually.)

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 11:58 | 6965086 Omen IV
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Gay is not the question - who is making the decisions is the real question?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:05 | 6965101 e_goldstein
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Valerie Jarrett.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:18 | 6965125 847328_3527
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" I did not have sex with that woman. "

 

Bill should have asked them to define, 'woman.'

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:46 | 6965172 Kirk2NCC1701
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No, what he SHOULD have done, is taken the JFK route:  Take ownership and forced the Narrative to move on.  And this is key: Forcing the Narrative to move on.

Had he had decent legal council, or had mental clarity, he would have said something like: "I gave in to my primal urges and made an error in judgement in my personal life, by engaging in an oral sexual act with Miss Lewinsky.  This personal transgretion is between me, my wife and my God.  And we will deal with it.  It is not a Commodity for Public Consumption and market share in media channels.  End of discussion.  Next topic?  A topic of National, not personal importance, please. What is this, yellow or Tabloid Journalism?"

And his PR spin-meisters could and should've just kept repeating this message over and over, thus neutering the GOP's attempts to discredit and impeach him.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:33 | 6965276 Encroaching Darkness
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Sorry, not even close.

"This personal transgretion is between me, my wife and my God."

And several White House aides, the foreign intelligence services of X different countries, Linda Tripp and whoever else Monica and she (Tripp) told, ...

You really just don't get National Security and security clearance basics, do you? Clinton certainly didn't, and Hillary WON'T.

Sane people quit apologizing for Sick Willy Clinton a decade back. Catch up to the times!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:04 | 6965360 Handful of Dust
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That's true, the Church, as well as the American people, love a reformed sinner. In a way that's how the Church makes it's momey....reforming and saving lost souls.

 

I think the above commnet is very perceptive.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:26 | 6965261 Chris Dakota
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I don't think Michelle is a man, but I do think that Valerie Jarrett is her lover.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:03 | 6965092 XuscitizenSweden
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2 fuckin' faggots; Bergdahl & Obummer.

Obama is the 'Head-cocksucker & chief' of the faggot lead US Army & LBT US Military.

And

Bergdahl, which means 'mountain valley' in Norwegian/Swedish, takes it in his crack-valley, by butt-fuckers.

These 2 should be stripped of their American Citizenship, stripped naked and sent to Taliban Territory in Afghanistan.

They wouldn't be missed.

They'd be MIA's; 'Misses-In-Action',girlie boys, gettin' 'effed by goatfuckers.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:07 | 6965104 Sudden Debt
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All I want to know is who are the idiots who voted for him the second time.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:49 | 6965184 Gold Eyed Cat
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Who voted for him? 

Diebold, ESS, Sequoia, and SAIC (Science Applications International) owned by Senator Chuck Hagel, Walden O'Dell, a top Bush fundraiser, the private equity firm, Madison Dearborn, which is partner in the Carlyle Group, Admiral Bill Owens, former military aide to Dick Cheney, and Carlyle Group honcho Frank Carlucci and ex-CIA chief Robert Gates.

You go in a booth and press a button and then people you've never met tell you who won.  You get no receipt for your vote.  There is no database to check your vote.  And yet we just have absolute faith that the magic voting boxes are somehow incorruptible, infallible and honest as the day is long.

In 2012 Obama got 100%(+) of the voters in 15 different Ohio precincts.  He got 99.5% of the vote in over 100 Ohio precincts.   In more than 50 different precincts, Romney received 2 votes or less. Third world dictators don't even get those kinds of numbers.  Sure the odd anomalies from 2012 could all be totally legit.  The odds of that are like a million to one, but whatever!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:05 | 6965211 Sudden Debt
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Yeah, I've seen the details to... a private company known for it's fraud and errors tell who won...

And even with proven errors, there are no recounts.

If anybody would ever take the time to make a list what makes America look a lot like a banana republic dictator state, we'd be amazed.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:43 | 6965518 Chris Dakota
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The 47% that are getting a government check who all vote, only 50% overall do vote.

This is why it is so hard to fix the country.

Too many people on the gravy train

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:10 | 6965110 Chuck DeBongo
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I really didn't want to post this comment, but I felt I had to. If only for my conscience.

This comment section is why ZH will never been taken seriously. "Obummer", "wookie for a wife", "he sucked Hilary's dick", etc.

I've seen similar comments in other articles, too. Why do we do this? Do we really think this hammers home our points? We come across like children, not adults. Now, I'm not saying that the MSM are perfect, but at least they can act with some decorum. It appears we can't. Now, for the record, I'm on your side. I believe that gold and silver are perfect anchors to currencies, I don't believe this "economic recovery" and I think people are too "politcally correct" nowadays. But I also have "socialist" ideas too (note the inverted commas). I LOVE our NHS, I LOVE that homosexuals have legally recognised marriages now and I do not like guns. I also don't believe that Obama was born in Kenya. I actually think Bernie Sanders has some good ideas (though, I don't think he expresses them well). I'm also an atheist. But I try to keep things civil amongst people that do have diametrically opposed views to me. It's OK to have a difference of opinion and it's fine to express that opinion. But does it have to be expressed in such a juvenile manner?

So, people, whether you like or don't like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, money printing, gold, silver, war, peace, guns, gun control, gay rights, gay oppression, etc. That's your call and I like reading your opinions and having dialogue with you lot. But don't take yourself down to the level of a YouTube comments section. IF we want our message heard, we have to be civil in doing so. Only then, will people listen to us.

Anyway, I hope everyones' Christmas is going great and I send you best wishes from the UK.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:49 | 6965138 XuscitizenSweden
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fuck you chuck-fuck & your bongos.

don't like it, lump it.

take your PC-PC politically correct personal computer & stick it in your ass/mouth.

your choice, wimp.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:24 | 6965140 two hoots
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I’ve met a lot of people that are this or that but I’ve never met one that is all of them.  Up-vote for the theme.

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:23 | 6965251 Gold Eyed Cat
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Goodness CB!

Zero hedge will never be taken seriously?  LMAO  Who exactly do you think Zero Hedge is trying to convince?  You think if you have civilized conversations over sifters of fine brandy, the psychopaths and politicians will suddenly start respecting you?  Or do you think your grand civility will win over the hordes of uneducated citizens of the world and start a new polite political movement? 

In a LOT of ways this is the exact politically correct, self-censoring BS that got us here in the first place.  I understand your desire to say, it's ok for people to have differing opinions.  I'm just pointing out it's also ok (and sometimes prudent) to flip out and scream profanities.

After all it is a LOT easier to shear a docile sheep than it is to shear a pissed off, nasty, snarling wolf.

Plus the fact, Obama is a faggot and he is married to a nasty elitist wookie.  And they are perfectly delighted to be puppets for psychos like Valerie Jarret, Soros and the CIA.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:45 | 6965318 LetsGetPhysical
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Fuck civility. Playing by the rules gets you nowhere.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:39 | 6965545 Sudden Debt
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First of all, Zerohedge isn't a political site. Everybody can say what he thinks, half will say you're wrong, half will say you're right. But that doesn't matter.

That's why I love ZH. If it where a political site, I wouldn't be here and it would only attrack the looney toons.

ZH is a "here's the info now do with it what you want" site.

And there's the best comments section on the internet that doesn't kick you out if you use "non political correct language".

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:13 | 6965113 two hoots
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Only 486 more shopping days to stick him with some egregious flaw? 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:13 | 6965114 Barnaby
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Truthfully, the guy is a deserting grunt. What more could he possibly know? Spoilers to South Park? Does Osama bin Laden indeed have farty pants?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:29 | 6965525 Chris Dakota
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He and Manning are typical of their generation.

"Gee I will join the military" then mad they are killing people.

"Gee I will join the military" then mad they are killing people and walks away.

Self important, rules don't apply to me, "Our Generation, Our Choice"...really?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:13 | 6965115 XitSam
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"U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was ..."

Sergeant? He has Private First Class stripes in the picture. Most people don't know, POWs get promotions while captives. Is 5 years prisoner the basis for Sgt? The court martial will strip that though.

Taliban can't believe Obama is so weak. Of course they think he is gay.


Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:14 | 6965118 Occupy Wall Street
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OK, given, BO does in fact have sex with men.

It is most likely his daughters are his and are the result of his relations

with M.

Doesn't this make him not Gay, but Bi-Sexual.

OH NO, cover my ears: Some is about to say the word: "PROMISCUITY",

the prerogative of our leaders throughout our very short history.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:04 | 6965210 Ms No
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Many psychopaths will hump whoever and whatever benefits them.  They also have poor impulse control... just sayin.  I am not trying to say that all bisexuals are psychopaths because they are not but you get the idea.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:17 | 6965124 Omega_Man
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Legitimate news story. what's the problem? Most likely not helpful for this defence at trial 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:28 | 6965151 overmedicatedun...
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he's a perfect democrat:, homo, black, bisexual,drug taking..family man. the contradictions in his life (if we were ever to get facts on history, that is as his history is on double secret probation)..mirrors the contradictions of our current .gov..he is a true man of Washington DC..and thus a certified sociopath and elite harvard sociopath at that.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:03 | 6965358 JamaicaJim
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Barack Obama's mother was WHITE.......

WHITE.....SAY IT WITH ME .............WHITE

The cunt is NOT "black"...so knock it fucking off....you sound like an ignorant black in the US...or some white guilter....

The fuck is mulatto....and of unknown motherfucking birthplace....

...AND DON'T GIVE ME THE HORSESHIT ABOUT THAT FUCKED UP
BIRTH CERTIFICATION.....either.....bunch of motherfucking malarkey....

and FUCK the Obamaviks...blind assed stupid motherfuckers...

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:46 | 6965442 Occupy Wall Street
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Well, which is it? Homo or Bisexual? Or can one be both at the same time?

WOW,...WAIT..... the thought has just crossed my mind!...... The current resident might be secretly practicing  Polyamory in OUR White House. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory). DIABOLICAL!   Well, that's it, the cause of the total, inescapable collapse of the entire Empire. In a matter of months, we"ll all be eating the flesh of Syrian Refuges.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:32 | 6965155 Monetas
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A nigger getting a blow job .... from a rich white guy .... in the back of his limo .... for cocaine and money .... is nothing new .... that doesn't make Obama gay, necessarily .... I don't believe it .... I'm defending the "white Mulatto" (Octocracker, has at least 5/8ths white DNA) .... hush my mouf ?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:32 | 6965158 Ms No
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I don't know if Obama is gay but I still believe that George Bush Senior is a sadistic pedophile and possibly Billy Clinton as well.  There is a free and somewhat poor quality documentary that couldn't be aired as was intended because of the backlash it created, it is called The Conspiracy of Silence.     

People who investigated this story were murdered, it's worth watching.  It has been alleged that Bush Senior was reported by child witnesses as preferring to abuse little black boys. One of the boys that made this claim has never been seen since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2uaaAHh1XI

Apparently this is a new video on the topic, haven't seen it yet myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpQ5f5U4H3M  

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:04 | 6965209 Monetas
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OMG .... my Avatar looks like the Boys Town statue .... disclaimer: No Catholick priests were injured in the making of my Avatar ?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:12 | 6965233 Freddie
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Well you know that the Bushes, Clintons and Obola are all owned and worked for the See Eye Aye.

Those evil f**ks even worked with Jeb.   Bushes and Clintons are supposedly CFR aka Rockefeller while Obola is Red Shield.

Satanic evil scum.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:35 | 6965281 smacker
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"The Franklin Scandal"

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:20 | 6965397 Ms No
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For anybody that is new to this story at 12:14 in that second video is a condensed brief of the entire criminal story.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:35 | 6965163 kaboomnomic
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Just say to taleban to see this:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2015/06/26/white-house-rainbow-gay...

America had just becoming a gay country.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:38 | 6965165 BeansMcGreens
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And this from the islamic, religion of peace country of the "dancing boys"?

What a joke.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/21/world/asia/us-soldiers-told-to-ignore-afghan-allies-abuse-of-boys.html?_r=0

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:06 | 6965364 Handful of Dust
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Shows you how low our own gubmint has sunk when you read learn of stuff like that.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:52 | 6965190 idontcare
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So, if he'd given the honest answer and said "Yes" would he have been let go a lot earlier?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:00 | 6965199 HamFistedIdiot
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"Is Obama gay?"

I think the more appropriate question is, "Is Obama controlled?"

Whether you're gay, a pedo, a philanderer, or whatever, the problem is with leadership who has SECRETS.

Without secrets by which intelligence agencies can control you, the typical sociopath running for office won't rise in the rotten fascist systems of the G-20.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 12:59 | 6965204 roisaber
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It's posts like these that really bring the ZH closeted bisexual army out of the woodwork to pretend they aren't a little curious at the top of their lungs.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:08 | 6965219 Monetas
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Your journey begins .... with being uncomfortable about the topic .... your first reaction is to attack .... people who seem comfortable in their own skin ?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:10 | 6965227 RonArgent
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Well thanks for giving an explanation of why you posted, Frootloop.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:08 | 6965214 RonArgent
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Obama is the "boy" and Farook is the "girl".....

 

 

IS OBAMA GAY?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

Behold the power of the jew run media.

https://www.google.com/search?q=obama+roommate+couch&biw=1280&bih=642&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQ7_nmgfrJAhUD7CYKHcBKA3IQ_AUIBygC

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:23 | 6965253 LetsGetPhysical
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Is it really that obviously? The Talibans Gaydar was flashing red.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:38 | 6965288 RonArgent
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Michelle is not a man, but she did get her first prostate exam last month at walter reed medical center.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 13:59 | 6965352 83_vf_1100_c
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  Lighting up the White House with the rainbow queer flag is all the evidence I needed. o is as queer as the proverbial 3 dollar bill (now worth about 2 fiddy with inflation).  A low point in any hetero man's estimation. In 20 yrs when the USSA goes full muzzie retard I look forward to o being tossed off a tall building.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:11 | 6965375 Hubbs
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Yes. Next question.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:13 | 6965379 SmittyinLA
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Taleban manfolk, always looking for gay action.

Obama is into fat old while men like Denny Hastert, not skinny muzzles you you Abdul!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:13 | 6965380 RonArgent
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Remember when Joke Biden Jr, Delawares NOW DEAD AG had Larry Sinclair Arrested on a bogus charges while he was in DC, on his way to speak to the National Press Club about Obama's homosexuality?

 

Anyone with half a functioning braincel knew Obama was a phag back in 2008.

 

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE JEW RUN MEDIA!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:34 | 6965425 Quinvarius
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Behold, Mike Obama's adam's apple during the oBama Christmas address:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d95V33mp_c Watch it really moving after the 35 second mark.  Yeah.  Obama is a homo.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 14:37 | 6965428 withglee
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I thought by now, their having promoted being gay (which used to be a perfectly useful word and then took over for queer which had negative connotations) from simple sexual confusion to a full blown badge of courage, forcing someone out of the closet would be of little import.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:05 | 6965475 Who was that ma...
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Is Oshithead gay?  I don't know, maybe he is but the REAL gays are the Taliban, Al Qaeda, and ISIS.  That's why they subjugate women to the extent that they do and only want to hang out with other men as they do.  These "men" share a very deep seated FEAR of women and an abiding HATRED for women because..............  They are secretly gay.  Shhhh.  Don't tell anyone.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:25 | 6965515 HamFistedIdiot
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You forgot the off-books CIA/Mossad who hate us for our freedoms.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:34 | 6965538 Who was that ma...
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Whaddaya wanna bet there's a lot of tippy-toe goin' on between tents in those ISIS camps at night.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 20:45 | 6966132 are we there yet
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They do not need women, they have islamic goats.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 23:18 | 6966381 Who was that ma...
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And other "men".

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:13 | 6965494 talisman
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Now that they have decided to prosecute Bergdahl,
can anyone guess how Bergdahl answered "Is Obama gay"?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:21 | 6965509 MsCreant
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It would be funny if they never really asked and Bergdahl has just made it up because he is pissed!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:21 | 6965508 Raul44
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“In the new place, they put me on an Afghan bed..." >> now, that was good one :) I thought bed is bed, but obviously not. Maybe there is African and Chinese bed as well.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:28 | 6965523 tarabel
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It doesn't matter who is holding onto his dick. What matters is who is holding onto his soul.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:41 | 6965549 Who was that ma...
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The Devil.  He sold his soul to become President.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 16:05 | 6965601 RonArgent
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It does matter, because everything the jew run media said about Obama is a lie. They lied and slandered good Americans for telling the truth about Obama, and still do. Remember "YOU LIE" Joe Wilson?

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 15:52 | 6965539 Burticus
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Yes, Barry Soetoro Obomber, a/k/a the Kenyan Usurper, exposed as a queer, courtesy of an interview by Reverend Manning of a witless who knew him in Hawaii.  Blowing old white guys for coke to freebase.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2K5SIuK2E

Gag Warning:  Do not watch past 18:10 in the video!

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 16:09 | 6965609 Who was that ma...
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Of course Obama is gay.  You can tell by the way he holds his putter.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 17:10 | 6965700 Bazza McKenzie
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Seriously doubt the Taliban were using euphemisms "gay" and "sleeps with".

No doubt they have their own words for butt fu. . . .  and they are not target friendly.

 

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 17:36 | 6965742 4thHorseman
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The libtards and retards in this failed clusterfuck nation would have been just as well off electing a fag like Liberace. At least that fag wouldn't turn everything into a racial issue, like that fuckin' O'nigger!

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 18:06 | 6965784 swamp
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Michelle aka Michael is transexual. Check out the plethora of evidence on youtube. Joan Rivers was kilked for leaking this information.

Sat, 12/26/2015 - 22:23 | 6966315 The Dogs of Moar
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  • When asked for her opinion on whether a male celebrity of the time was a homosexual, Tallulah Bankhead answered "well, I don't know, darling -- he's never sucked my cock. 
Sun, 12/27/2015 - 00:21 | 6966469 Skiprrrdog
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Is OButthole gay...LOL...does the Pope shit in the woods?

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 02:41 | 6966601 Crush the cube
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This whole event is staged, the same old ceremonial bullshit and numbers.  Time, light, darkness, and chaos, yeah right, this is the shit a normal human being would be thinking about in those conditions, even if it really happened.  Naturally he's a red head tribe member, here's his daddy making that clear.

http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-06-11/long-bowe-bergdahl-beards-were-tre...

 

The red scare, yeah, they got that right, but it ain't the red they're mentioning in the article.  Fucking pirates, they really think no one can see them.

Sun, 12/27/2015 - 03:48 | 6966649 IronForge
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I remember hearing about a Man pulled over at a San Diego Naval Base for taking Confidential Matl from his office home shortly after 9-11.  Bone-head move for certain; but the funny part was that while the NCIS was interrogating him, they asked if his Girlfriend worked at a 7-11 (since obviously, our NCIS Investigators are so Cosmopolitan that they'd secretly believed that all Terr'rist Musslemen and Musslewomen work at 7-11s).

Ironincally, I had an old schoolmate who rose up the ranks of that Org, too...

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