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ISIS Head Calls For Global Jihad; Here Are Some Muslim Responses
On Saturday, Bakr al-Baghdadi released a rare audio recording in which the ISIS leader threatened Israel (“we are getting closer to you everyday”), insisted that the Russian air campaign had not weakened the group (“hear the good news that our state is doing well"), and called upon Muslims to join the caliphate and take up arms against its enemies.
“Joining (its fight) is a duty on every Muslim. We are calling on you either join or carry weapons (to fight) wherever you are,” Baghdadi said, adding that “there is no excuse for any Muslim not to migrate to the Islamic State.”
Muslims, apparently, do not agree and took to Twitter to list a number of “excuses” for their unwillingness to drop what they’re doing to wage jihad in Syria and Iraq. Here are some amusing examples.
I've got Star Wars on Sunday. Maybe later. https://t.co/UQ71PkUi4j
— Saadat Ali Zia (@my69cents) December 26, 2015
Sorry #ISIS. This Muslim is just waking up. Needs coffee. Also, it's Christmas weekend family time. Run along now. https://t.co/gUODLPdDy6
— Salman Anees Soz (@SalmanSoz) December 26, 2015
Sorry, I am busy watching Netflix. https://t.co/YyLJ9cQ2nS
— Mohamed Djingo (@TheDjingo) December 26, 2015
Would do, but there's engineering work on the trains around London Bridge. Soz https://t.co/Rx2ucColWo
— radio_shak (@radio_shak) December 26, 2015
Are you telling me I should join you rather than witness Leicester City win the league?? Noooo wayyyy! https://t.co/CqtIZBesM9
— Anjum Rauf Meer (@anjum_meer) December 26, 2015
As The Independent notes, the Twitter reaction is "a reminder that the overwhelming majority of people follow Islam peacefully and detest the message that Isis spreads."
One country that does not detest the message ISIS spreads is of course Saudi Arabi, where wahhabism is openly promoted and championed. It's interesting to note that Baghdadi also threatened Riyadh in the audio recording, asking Saudi citizens to overthrow the government. And then on Sunday, we get this from al-Jazeera:
While recent spectacular terror attacks either directed or inspired by the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) have mostly taken place against the West and Russia, a new priority for ISIL could be the Gulf.
The two countries that appear to be more at risk now are Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates (UAE).
The likelihood of a full-blown ground operation by troops from that newly formed coalition is at the moment quite low, as it would mean Saudi soldiers fighting alongside its arch-enemies - the Shia militias - against ISIL.
This assessment might change instantaneously if there were to be a spectacular ISIL-directed terror attack in either Saudi Arabia or the UAE.
Did Baghdadi just set the stage for a Saudi-led ground intervention in Syria? And if so, how convenient is that for Riyadh and its newly formed anti-terror "coalition" who would like nothing more than to rollback the Iranians (who were left out of the alliance) and tip the scales back in favor of the rebels fighting Assad?
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Jihahaha......go fuck a goat
- Snifu a Camilbootie: I'm too busy masturbating to naked pictures of Michelle Obama.
Here’s an interesting update on the “Death Of Top Syrian Rebel Commander May Derail "Peace" Process, Evacuation Efforts”
TEHRAN (FarsNewsAgency)- Zahran Allouch's Successor Might Be Dead 24 Hours after Appointment as Jeish al-Islam's New Leader
The Syrian Army tracked and stormed the headquarters of the newly-appointed leader of Jeish al-Islam, Essam al-Boudani, in the Eastern part of Damascus province less than 24 hours after the Syrian air force killed the former leader of the terrorist group, Zahran Allouch.
Those two Jihadudes were supposed to replace Assad, but now, with them being dead and all, Turkey with Qatar and Saudi Arabia will have to come up with a new “moderate” terrisss. I hope he (or SHE) implements the “Don’t tell, don’t ask” policy – it will sure help their cause! ;-)
Looney
- Anwar Al Fartsari: We're holding out hope that Obama will take the job if he hopefully leaves office in 2017. He's done such a good job keeping us supplied and all that.
"a reminder that the overwhelming majority of people follow Islam peacefully and detest the message that Isis spreads." `
Yes… the majority is what matters.
1.6 billion Muslims x 5% mentally retarded terrorists = 80,000,000 problems
Don’t be fooled by the propaganda machine.
'the Twitter reaction is "a reminder that the overwhelming majority of people follow Islam peacefully and detest the message that Isis spreads." NO it is not! it is no such thing. for god's sake, it is a FEW fuggin tweets. period
Yes, "period." Except for:
‘Not in my name’ – Italy’s Muslims rally against terrorism
http://blogs.reuters.com/faithworld/2015/11/23/not-in-my-name-italys-mus...
Muslim-majority Malaysia blasts IS as evil terrorists, calls for defeating its ideology
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/20/muslim-majority-malaysia-blasts-...
Muslims and other faiths unite in Huddersfield to condemn terrorism
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/muslims-faiths-unite-...
French Muslim calls on to stop terrorism, video goes viral
http://www.deccanherald.com/content/513494/french-muslim-calls-stop-terr...
LI Muslims decry terrorism
http://longisland.news12.com/news/li-muslims-decry-terrorism-living-in-f...
Local Arab Spokesman Calls For United Stand Against Terrorism
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/11/15/local-arab-spokesman-terrorism/
Madrasas run a fatwa campaign against IS in Bareilly
http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/madrasas-run-a-fatwa-...
Muslim group in Devon condemns Paris attackers who "go against the fundamental teachings of Islam" http://www.northdevonjournal.co.uk/8203-Muslim-group-Devon-condemns-Pari...
Gathering at NCRI headquarters in solidarity with the people of France
http://www.ncr-iran.org/en/ncri-statements/terrorism-fundamentalism/1952...
Community leaders urge united front against terrorism during event at one of district's biggest mosques
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/14093435.Community_leaders_ur...
Finland’s Muslim communities shocked by Paris attacks
http://yle.fi/uutiset/finlands_muslim_communities_shocked_by_paris_attac...
In Neighborhood Tied To Paris Attackers, Muslims Rally Against ISIS
http://peconicpublicbroadcasting.org/post/neighborhood-tied-paris-attack...
NJ Muslim groups condemn Paris attacks as ‘despicable acts’
http://nj1015.com/nj-muslim-groups-condemn-paris-attacks-as-despicable-a...
Jamiat Ulama leads protest against ISIS in Bhopal
http://www.hindustantimes.com/bhopal/jamiat-ulama-leads-protest-against-...
This time, Paris Muslims find unified voice in condemning terror attacks
http://mashable.com/2015/11/22/paris-attacks-muslims-unified-voice/#aO56...
Muslims Around the World Speak Out Against Terrorist Attacks in Paris
http://time.com/4112830/muslims-paris-terror-attacks-islam-condemn/
Not in Our Name: Muslims Unite Against Terrorism
http://abcnews.go.com/International/photos/muslims-unite-terrorisms-3528...
Triangle Muslims call for stand against terrorism and hate
http://abc11.com/news/triangle-muslims-call-for-stand-against-terrorism-...
Mahmood Madni urge Muslims to declare Jihad against terrorism
http://www.dailypioneer.com/state-editions/lucknow/mahmood-madni-urge-mu...
Build up strong movement against terrorism: Muslim Federation
http://www.dailyexcelsior.com/build-up-strong-movement-against-terrorism...
Upstate Muslims condemn terror attacks, hold unity rally
http://www.wyff4.com/news/upstate-muslims-condemn-terror-attacks-plan-un...
Clerics at influential dargah to run signature campaign against terror
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bareilly/Clerics-at-influential-...
American-Muslims gather at White House to reject terrorism
http://wjla.com/news/local/muslim-rally-at-white-house-condemns-terrorism
Kiwi Muslims stand against violence, call for global response
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11545786
Sultan urges Islamic leaders to educate youths against terrorism
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/sultan-urges-islamic-leaders-t...
NY Muslims condemn terrorists at Times Square rally
http://www.newsday.com/news/new-york/ny-muslims-condemn-terrorists-at-ti...
Paris Terror Attacks: Irish Muslim leaders condemn senseless bloodshed
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/paris-terror-attacks-irish-mus...
Muslims against ISIS gather up on the steps of Lincoln Memorial this Friday at 3:00 PM
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/muslims-against-isis-gather-up-o...
There was also this: http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/22/africa/kenya-bus-attack-al-shabaab-muslim-...
What is up with the pedophile avatar?
Hey, titty sprinkles - your ass has the muscle tone of water in a plastic bag - go run that stuff off for a couple years to tone it up - yeesh.
SO how come we don't all see about these peaceful ones all the time. The MSM only shows us them as the death cult.
Oh yeah, sorry. The Establishment has fucked up messages.
Muzzies are all OK except those we're fighting around the globe 24/7/365 and costing billions and stripping us of our freedoms.
Gotcha. Can't have it both ways, Establishment
The elites always play one sides off the other. Oldest game in town.
Wake me when they allow freedom of religion in that shithole called the middle east.
BINGO!
Our Ever So Inclusive Progressives are in Denial About the Muzzie's Lack of Diversity, Tolerance, Caring and Understanding.
In some of those countries, they kill gays, too. And hurt women dressed wrongly, who have to be accompanied by male family members, etc., etc., etc.
I've done a lot of business over there. Until you've been first hand, don't go suggesting they're such nice people, just some of the malcontents, etc.....
So you hate them because you say they want to tell you how to live when in reality you want to tell them how to live. And of course killing their toddlers is "worth it," right?
Good old Billy-the-raghead working the 'Islam is the religion of piece' line. Riiiight.
Good old "Government needs you to hate Muslims" pushing his elitist agenda once again.
Elitist? Bwahahahah!
Lying in the furtherance of Islam is no sin. So, if I don't beleive them, it's on them, not me.
Muslim scholars teach that Muslims should generally be truthful to each other, unless the purpose of lying is to "smooth over differences."
There are two forms of lying to non-believers that are permitted under certain circumstances, taqiyya and kitman.
These circumstances are typically those that advance the cause of Islam - in some cases by gaining the trust of non-believers in order to draw out their vulnerability and defeat them.
The Qur'an:
Qur'an (16:106) - Establishes that there are circumstances that can "compel" a Muslim to tell a lie.
FORWARD MUSLIM VERACITY!
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When Is It Permitted to Tell a Lie?.
By Rabbi Jonathan Sacks http://www.chabad.org/parshah/article_cdo/aid/2759422/jewish/When-Is-It-...The only thing Islamic leaders are doing to deal with the problem of Islamic terrorism is to assure the rest of us (non murdering, non radical, tolerant, modern, inclusive, enlightened, non asshole) that 95% of them are really ok. If you can't deal with your radicals, then go fuck yourselves.
The Iranians, Assad and Hezbollah are fighting ISIS and have been doing so for some time. The Pentagon says that "the West" has supported ISIS and Israel admits to giving them aid.
If you can't deal with that then...
billy is right, 100%
most muslims and their governernments do not support terrorism.
the obvious exception is the usa's allies such as turkey and saudi arabia.
so if you want someone to blame, look in the mirror
But beating women, slavery, stoning for sorcery and lopping off the hands of thieves. . . A-OK. I loooove Islam!
Is that why those half million Iraqi kids age five and under had to die? Because they were evil and we are righteous?
Dont get it twisted Billy the Raghead. The US suffers from have a bloodthirsty and tyrannical Fedcoat .gov. Said .gov is HARDLY doing the will of the people. That is an entirely separate issue from the clear and present danger ragheads pose the Western world with their deluxe, VERY old-fashioned tyranny.
I think most of us live somewhere between Billy the P's "we bombed the anthill" position and Knuck's point about: "Muzzie's Lack of Diversity, Tolerance, Caring and Understanding."
Myself? I preferred them out of sight, out of mind, out of country, stoning each other and trying to catch an occasional "up-burqua"...
THEY (& the NWO architects) may wish for them to come here but I still don't think the West NEEDS them in the mix...just one more 'group' to balkanize the West with imho
Yep, and as someone said before, the "silent majority" is irrelevant.
The nazi's did not have a majority, but they were the active ones setting the agenda, the Muslims who believe in Quran are setting the agenda with guns and bombs, not a handful of anonymous twitter accounts.
See Allouch Bomb Allouch
trannys are the new thing
Never ceases to amaze me the preponderance of focus, of all media outlets on the Moslem world. Nothing else takes priority over the affairs, daily drama's, and machinations of these people. If the media would cease this constant barrage, I suspect much of that world would actually have to work at fixing itself.
The Pure Evil Criminal CIA who created this piece of SHIT would never allow that or The PsyOp, False Narratives & Propaganda scripts which they themselves create, then, disseminate for mass sheep consumption to ever end.
The Pure Evil Criminal CIA must be literally burned to to ground & their "Intelligence" "Agent Smiths" Globally around the the World left to suffer & die.
Langley & the NSA for that matter must Burn.
uh, the cia did not create islam; a perverted psycopath pedophile created islam; long before America existed
Uh, he was talking about why the media pushes Middle East stories as a priority not the origin of Islam.
....and bamawatson was talking about the origin of ISLAM.
...and the price of tea in China is quoted in renminbi.
If they don't report on them bad terrists then what on God's good earth would we have to be a'scared of??!? The populace might actually start paying attention to economics and how they've been made into debt slaves thru the great machinations of consumerism.
Makes you wonder who controls the media, don't it.
There's no Reds Under The Bed.
Time for a new bogey man - best make him brown.
Time for the American JIHAD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vI3hzOsbg&feature=player_embedded
Not for some whorescum in the White House (Obama, the Bushes, the Clintons, Reagan and Carter) whining about more Sunnis to the USA, and such bullcrap nonsense!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vI3hzOsbg&feature=player_embedded
Quite an impressive list of Pure Evil Criminal Psychopaths which, with the exception of Regan need to be arrested, Tried, Convicted & Executed in the Republics Court System.
Not the Criminal Fraud UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. Fraudulent Maritame Courts.
Ha! It is thanks to Reagan that we have an imperial war machine.
Unless of course you mean he gets a pass because he's already dead.
The buck stops there.
No pass. He's probably burning in Hell as we speak.
At the exact times our various great national leaders have denounced the leaders of Islam for not denouncing radical Islam, they ignore the complicity in Treason by our entire Status Quo.
Who has signed 9/11 Truth petitions among them? What masters of MSM have lead the open debates on 9/11 FF and aired the investigations of the chains of associations and criminality reaching throughout our country's political and economic and social leadership.
Not that they ever publicize the many denunciations of radical Islam, any more than promote web sites like ZH.
They need more canon meat so it seems...
Our friend Putin must be doing a good job!
It sounds like Vlad is putting on a clinic in Syria.
And, soon Afghanistan. Once he joins up with the Taliban to erracte the Herorin life line of the Pure Evil Criminal CIA.
VLAD is going to kick the CIA square in the nuts.
And, soon Afghanistan. Once he joins up with the Taliban to erracte the Herorin life line of the Pure Evil Criminal CIA.
VLAD is going to kick the CIA square in the nuts.
Also heard: Changing oil on my 2015 toyota truck. We easily drove 3000 miles parading between town to town waving the ISIS flag.
7500 miles between oil changes, per the owner's manual.
Unless there is a lot of dust in the air
like in, for example, a desert. In a storm.
Desert Storm, perhaps.
Never mind ...
- Alluah Wedig Dogass: We're waiting on resupply from the US CIA before starting anything else.
The war on terror is a war to create more terror. Bakr al-Baghdadi is doing his his job to incite more division and violence as the goal is the balkanization of the Middle-East.
Forward to more synthetic terror
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
H. L. Mencken
The Balkanization of Middle East is the Name of the Western Imperial War Gamehttp://www.4thmedia.org/2015/05/the-balkanization-of-middle-east-is-the-...
This whole meme of "radical Islam" is totally intelligence agency created bullshit. Its adherants are either paid mercenaries and/or Arabic idiots who have also fallen for the propaganda same as idiots here.
Succinctly put. Walk off homer if there ever was one.
+ 10,000
See Baghdadi Bag Baghdadi
See John McCain. He's another Pure Evil War Criminal Scum Fuck who posed with Al Bad Dickhead which has already made its rounds on the internets.
Just like the war on drugs and the war on poverty.
Led to more drugs and more poverty.
Seems to have had the same effect on terrorism.
Hmmm..........
I remember reading this article before the paris attacks began happening:
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/08/04/french-report-isil-leader-mossad/
Still, waiting to see what happens in Spain since NuttyYahoo is a wanted man there.
Does the Islamic State offer BaghdadiCare? Earned Income Credit? Section 8? EBT card? Is there Starbucks? Cable?
None of those benefits are included. However there is the promise of 72 virgins. That trumps all your earthly perks.
/s
Every time I hear that 72 virgin thing, it makes be think they either want to be a Catholic priest or a high school teacher in America? just sayin. It doesn't seem to matter if the virgins are boys or girls?
Good point.
Islam goes beyond mere disapproval of homosexuality. Sharia (Islamic law) declares homosexuality is a vile form of fornication, punishable by death. Furthermore there are implied references to homosexual behavior in paradise, and it is an historical part of Arab and Muslim culture.
One of the earliest and most authoritative commentators on the Koran, Ibn ‘Abbas (d. 687) suggested the two-step execution method that is still done today in the ME in which “the sodomite should be thrown from the highest building in the town and then stoned.”
The Arabic Culture Club
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi issued a fatwa in 2015 permitting mujahideen to “enjoy” young boys if women are not available. http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/026-homosexuality.htm
I think anyone who'd beieve the 72 thing is mathematically challenged.
Dude, all you have to do is go to one of our beaches during snowbird season. 72 ugly virgin fat broads are easy to spot. You'll need the eye bleach.
Thankfully there are better looking women by a 3:1 ratio and you know they aren't virgins and if you run a successful hedge fund, aka, it's still in business, then she'll ride off with you for hours of pleasure without going Alluah Snackbar and killing women and children.
Unless you drive your Porsche intoxicated into a crowd of people. Then scream Alluah Snackbar and you'll get a lighter sentence.
Ha Ha. Some funny responses.
It is a shame more responders did not post that we know ISIS is fake and ISIS works for the people killing Palestinians in Gaza,
We know all that of which you speak. But where's the fun in saying that? Look my friend, I and most of us are out of work or at least largely underutilized, so we need to vent. And in order to vent you need something or someone to vent at. Sick of crying about socialism, The FED, Barack. My apologies it's gotta be this way but it's just their turn. Nothing personal.
They have ISIS in ME doing the killing and destruction. I also fear for the Russian people. With Mikhail Khodorkovsky Wanting Revolution in Russia, I wonder what will happen there to the Russian people. I hope they're smart enough to not fall for the Zionist trickery. You know they're planning something big as they've began advertising it already.
"a reminder that the overwhelming majority of people follow Islam peacefully and detest the message that Isis spreads."
First part undoubtedly true. Second part.......I don't think so.
Yeah depending on islamic countries, most want sharia law, which is total bullshit...
Radical Muslim wants to kill you.
Moderate Muslim wants the Radical Muslim to kill you.
Now that was funny.
I still junked you, but gotta admit, that was funny.
BTW, go visit Indonesia. Very friendly Muslims. And the largest Muslim country in the world. You should find many of the Moderates of which you speak there... as them their thoughts.
Indonesia is HARDLY a shining example of tolerance and 'diversity that works'.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/22/opinion/no-model-for-muslim-democracy....
Also, it is important to distinguish raghead nations with a modern Western colonial history (Indonesia) from raghead nations that have been ruled by caliphate for 800+ years (former Ottoman, Persian Empires).
Not only is the second part undoubtedly true, the vast majority outside wahhabist clerics hate the extremists and head choppers more than you.
Why?
Becauae they kill more regular muslims, by orders of magnitude than anyone else,
Because theyve fucked up Syria which was fine, ditto Libya, and prevent Iraq from recovering,
Because they are armed, trained, and funded by the us, the repressive house of saud, the turks, and israelis,
And because it helps Israel villify all muslims, including their victims, as fucktards of the ilk who flooded over from breitbart and drudge do exactly what netanyahu et al want and stupidly, incoherently lump all muslims in together with the 'evil doers' while remaining curiously blind to the far greater number killed by the us and israel.
Perfectly put! Fuck Israel
It seems like US forces have rescued (sorry captured) one of the ISIS leaders, Abu Omar al-Shishani. He is known for his magnifient ginger beard, a well-known ME trait.
http://icdn.lenta.ru/images/2015/12/28/00/20151228003948598/pic_2137a358...
'Abu Omar al-Shishani (real name Tarkhan Batirashvili) was born in 1986 in one of the villages of the Pankisi gorge. He served in the Georgian army, was later convicted of illegal possession of weapons. In 2012 he went to Turkey, and later took part in the fighting in Syria and Iraq, became one of field commanders of the Islamic state.'
https://z5h64q92x9.net/proxy_u/ru-en.en/lenta.ru/news/2015/12/27/usaforce/
I guess Russia will be making extradition claims pretty soon. So will he i) make a miraculous escape or ii) have a nailgun accident?
The majority of Muslims are irrelevant. Why?
The Muslim population world wide is 1.6 Billion, and 15-25% are radicalized
The result is that at least 180- 300 million Muslims want Israel and the West destroyed, and even more support Sharia.
'15-25% are radicalized"
Source please, or did you just make that up?
Muhammad (and the eighth and ninth century Arab supremacist authors of Islam) made it up. And Muslims obey.
Quran (4:74) - "Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward."
The martyrs of Islam are unlike early Christians, who were led meekly to the slaughter. Muslim martyrs are killed in battle as they attempt to inflict death and destruction for the cause of Allah. This is the theological basis for today's suicide bombers and mujahideen.
Questions 12 and 13 are about violence.
https://www.centerforsecuritypolicy.org/2015/06/23/nationwide-poll-of-us...
Prince Eugene, Not familiar with your link or who is behind it. But, below is the historically recorded message from Muhammad to his followers regarding battle. You can cross check this with other sources, ask a muslim co-worker or neighbor to determine authenticity:
O people! I charge you with ten rules; learn them well…for your guidance in the battlefield! Do not commit treachery, or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies. Neither kill a child, nor a woman, nor an aged man. Bring no harm to the trees, nor burn them with fire, especially those which are fruitful. Slay not any of the enemy's flock, save for your food. You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monastic services; leave them alone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_military_jurisprudence <<< Good read as a checklist if 'real' jihad or bogus, FF, etc.
Center for Security Policy is another Zionist outfit whose aim is to make everyone hate Muslims, for the benefit of Israel (natch).
So you make shit up. Thanks for the confirmation.
I don't buy that 15-25% of muslims are "radicalized" whatever the fuck that means. If you meant to say that x percent support or comitt murder, then you should really look again at who is brainwashing them to do that.. the west, saudi and Israel. Speaking of Israel, probably 70 or more percent of Israelis have been an accomplice to murder of innocents and children. So if you really want to wring your hands over something, the CIA and the Israelis would be the logical choice.
Wanting Israel to pay for its behavour would mean it would cease to exist.
Many in the west (and on ZH!) would have no problem with that.
It's not just a Muslim thing!
Yeah saudi arabia in iraq will totally end well with iran forces there.
Sunni-Shiite war number 10000000000 here we go again.
Let these religious tards kill each other. Close the borders, when they are weak, finish the job.
Could also be seen as a "retreat", or redeployment from Iraq into Saudi for ISIS.
It only makes sense though if there is already a credible anti-government faction in Saudi willing to press the war.
"Yes, he is gay. Now fuck off."
A huge army of dark-haired swarthy types is coming for your busty women and your locally brewed craft beer.
(be careful)
Moochelle and a girls night out?
(bingo)
(don't forget the crabs)
(lots of crabs)
Crustaceans or crotch crickets?
The house of Saud's days are numbered. The Russian would be delighted to blow the crap out of them if they venture into Syria and I doubt the USA would want to be involved. Look at the kicking the Saudi army is getting in Yemen, and ISIS is in for a surprise there too. You don't want the Yemenis taking you prisoner, like Kipling said save the last round for yourself. Saying that though it could not happen to a nicer lot of murdering cowards.
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains An' go to your God like a soldier.Every US president, from the present one back to Nixon, has been sucking Saudi camel dick!
Time for regime change, and that should be in Saudi Arabia!
Fucking jackholes --- never again should any Ameritard vote for one of the jackholes!
Really... that guy sounds like those infidels from the west... In the west they think like that they need to sell their beliefs like Santa Clause everywhere. This men wants to have jihad ... everywhere. I mean this guy hates those people from the west, yet he thinks in a samilair fashion as those exact same people.
Well two things are clear: he has a vision and ambition. Make that men a CEO of a Fortune 500 company!
do they need a resume? what's the job description? pay scale? what about unionization and dues? 401k? profit sharing? vacation and excused days off? what about a drug rehab program? fuck, give me some info Flying Carpet Man, i did almost pass my GED...........
They need to join that union organizing wallyworld. That will shake somebody up.
AKA: Israel calls for "global jihad"...
From Whitehouse:
Obama: dude i'm already giving you money and weapons and a safe zone to operate, what else do you want for that minor indiscretion in indnesia all those years ago...
P.S. the new Star Wars.....sucks, It's not just plot hoes big enough for ISIS toyatos to fly thru, there was no plot, dumbass movie written by a jr high school musim bomb faker on drugs after a hangover...wtf, pussy stormtroopers from the ghetto? Han baby what have you been doing to my wife the past 40 years? come on dude at least buy some new threads. Michelle! No Im not getting you another crossbow!
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P.S. Star Wars.....sucks
Fixed it for you
The whole world is fighting us but our God is Greater come die with us! They need their asses wiped off the planet. That would be the best no-jihad advertisement ever.
A man dies, goes to heaven, stands before St. Peter, and see a huge wall of clocks. The man asks what all the clocks are for and St. Peter explains, "These are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the clock hands move." Pointing to one, the man says, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's," St. Peter answers. "The hands have never moved, indicating she never told a lie." "Incredible," the man responds. "And whose clock is that?" St. Peter responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands moved twice telling us he told two lies in his entire life." "Where is President Obama's clock?" the man asks. "Obama's clock is in Jesus' office," St. Peter says. "He's using it as a ceiling fan".
Good joke, but you may want to exchange Lincoln for someone else. Lincoln lied just as much as Obama and he murdered millions as well. He was not a very good human being.
John Wilkes Booth called him a tyrant for good reason. He also dealt with Lincoln in the manner that is required for tyrants.
I saw a woman in full muslim garb, face fully covered, furiously grabbing up items in the discounted Christmas section today at Target. She was ordering her head scarf wearing young daughter to grab various items. The world is getting so weird.
who need these shitheads anyway... and why are the progressive leaders in europe and USA giving them open door to invade and destroy western culture ?
for a reason spain took 800 years to kick these fuckers out.... why don't these leaders *instead* move to the muslim countries they so much love ? instead of forcing down our throats these goat fuckers, who live under 8th century dogma and mentality....
whenever they learn to behave, may be then, we can open the doors to these savages... otherwise...
KEEP OUT GOAT FUCKERS!!!!!!!
If EU and USA stop bombing their countries and over throw democratically elected heads, then the refugees could stay home and alive. The muslim countries are probably thinking, hey you broke it, now you can try to fix it. Why should we pay for it.
if you so believe.... you ought to move to their countries and start wearing a head rag... (or cover your entire body if you are a woman)
like i said...
GET OFF THESE SHORES GOAT FUCKERS
I want to see the Saudi royals hanging on a meat pole by one leg.
Left, right or middle?
Any one is just allright with me.
Saudi Royals meets Vlad the impaler
Funny, but all they need is a 3-5% response, the same as in most advertising.
Global Jihad on the head choppers in Saudi Arabia. Go ahead attack the head of the snake -Wahabiism (the world sponsor of terrorism with approval from the CIA!)
The head of the snake is Islam, and the snake has three heads. Islam, Christianity, and Judaism. Chop all three off and every man woman and child would be living in a much nicer world
How do we know 'al baghdadi' is the leader of isis again?
bueller?
Because the CNN tells me so?
Hasn't Bagdadi been killed at least three times?
Those were his doubles.
I remember reading this article before the paris attacks began happening:
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/08/04/french-report-isil-leader-mossad/
You have to look at the lineup of the team on the Alciaduh handout.
"Al-Bagdaddy, #31, a graduate of Iraqi State (prison), starting QB."
Darth Vader does look like a Muslim woman.
it would make sense that the targets of western world hate since 9/11 would be the most wised up group of any other demographic. that's why the usa fbi has to resort to setting up a bunch of homeless men, who needed boots, living in a warehouse.
the problem with a con is that the marks figure it out eventually. i think the world has largely figured out the zionazis are the enemy and any opposition from anywhere is a good thing. muslims have figured it out. why can't you?
Hi There, My Name Is ISIS
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n0s2zrBiBOU/VlzM6MdqrZI/AAAAAAAACo0/Ogb4N0SkDpw/s1600/Isis.jpg
You probably have been hearing my name in the news recently.
That is because it has been hijacked by a group that is actually named Daesh.
Daesh
is an acronym of “al-Dawla al-Islamiya al-Iraq al-Sham.” In English it's “Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.” Knowledgeable Jew haters will use the term ISIL instead of ISIS to in effect call Israel an occupation state.
Statue of Liberty was originally designed as a Muslim peasant. Like the CIA guy said. Eventually everything Americans believed will turn out to be a lie.
That was Bill Casey if memory serves.
No. Bartholdi's Liberty project was first proposed by Laboulaye, the president of the French Anti-Slavery Society. This was before Barthodi proposed a Suez Colossus lighthouse to the Egyptian Khedive. Liberty is a neoclassical design of the Roman goddess Libertas.
I heard Bartholdi designed it to look like Caitlyn Jenner.
Wahhabism Is Classic Islam
ALL observant Muslims are unified against us, the infidels. Islamic terrorists follow one interpretation of Islam, Mohammad's. The Islam of eighteenth century Mohammad ibn Abd al-Wahhab is ordinary Western-hating Islam. The main reason the term “Wahhabism” is used is to avoid the word “Islam.” — HT Bosch Fawstin
Might as well put "Jihad Jimmy" in an Uncle Sam costume with a caption that reads...
Langley wants you to save the U.S. Dollar!
Saudi are not going to put troops in Syria. You think they are going to fight Russia? They'll get their arses kicked from paradise to hell and back.
#ISIS seeks members? Sorry dude, I've seen your tanker driver working conditions. You seem to have more problems with trucks than Warren Buffet does with trains.
Wow, even the terrorists have Kardashianitis.
Al-Jiz-Ear-Ah also released today that Peyton Manning used PED's. Talk about scary news.
There will never be an ISIS army conquering the world - rather, ISIS will merely 'exist' and that existence will allow the creatikn of an 'army' of the NSA, TSA, FBI, CIA, etc to conquer countries! And ISIS will suppress freedom of speech under the guise of political correctness.
"Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order [referring to the 1991 LA Riot]. Tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond [i.e., an "isis/isil/alqaida" invasion], whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government."
Dr. Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991
Kissinger surely did have the measure of his audience that day. Must have been more simultaneous orgasms in that audience than @ the last dinner-orgy in Paris.
If the US ever reaches that critical point, some geographies will stand up and say 'To Hell with the US, we're declaring our independence'.
Here's a better compilation of muslim "opinion".
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/opinion-polls.htm
20% of British Muslims sympathize with the 7/7 'bombers'. Except that was an FF also, was it not? I sympathize with them, we are screwed by our security agencies who run FFs against us to maintain their own power.
But that is about to end.
al-Baghdadi: go back to watching TV and swatting flies.
Only would (if it were Muslim) if he sent me the birth certificate with photo and medical certificate of 72 virgins.
Of course, before taking an AK-47 would like to taste all of them.
If all goes well, in five years, with first-class ticket for the best airline would make a training.
hehe.
Fatwah against Ontario Policiticians. C'mon, you can do it.
here are the muslims respones i heared of
mahhamad bin muhhamad - "sorry im busy with my goat now"
muhmad ahmad- "i cant, because the 1000 lashes i have to recieve from mother this weekend"
mahmoud mhammad- "after born as an incest cripple i cant participate in jhiad"
muhmoud mahat "my mother dont want to give me my welfare money"
ahamad hamad mahmut "im still in jihad with soviet russia"
Syria: Has Anyone Stepped Back From The Brink?
http://thenewsdoctors.com/syria-has-anyone-stepped-back-from-the-brink/
<-- This is all American propaganda
It is the satanic american propaganda in (manipulated) western media against Assad (etc) which is making the young people's mind getting wrong message (brainwashed) & evoking revengeful attitude , thats what is the reason why hundreds of people from developed countries (euroPeon, american etc) are are flocking to ISIS to have a go with guns & kill humans. West must be ashamed of what it is doing.
WESTERN MEDIA IS ALL CIA PLANTED PROPAGANDA