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VIX-Selling Scramble, Crude-Buying Panic Sends S&P Green For 2015 (For Now)
USDJPY tried and flailed... and so the machines shifted their momentum ignition efforts to crude - ramping WTI back up to post-API inventory build levels...
Bwuahahaha... up 4.5% from the lows - (being blamed on Iran's Rouhani's comments which perhaps enable Obama to reinstate sanctions but that is ridiculous given the world's record glut and maxxed out storage levels).
It's a miracle...
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first USDJPY, now crude; VIX slam next
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) December 31, 2015
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And sure enough... following a post-EU-Close short squeeze...
It happened...
Mission Accomplished.
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They obvioulsy are NOT ready to have the system crash yet, they must not have all the chess pieces in place quite yet.
Dick Cheney still needs a robot sex doll that looks like Donald Trump.
Darth Cheney must have needed to upgrade his George Bush-autobot-doll, especially now with all the sub-prime auto-loans, any one with a pulse can qualify, even if it depends on a pacemaker.
This Kabuki would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.
cant fight it. The fucking rigged market is going to finish in the green at the end of the day. The powers at the FED will not let the year end in the red. Wait for that 3:30 pm ramp in the market to close out green.
This market makes no sense.
LOL.... You said "market".
It makes perfect sense..
The numbers racket is rigged to benefit the friends of the mob.
the plan is to get the ES up enough today so that the 3:30p selloff leaves it green for the year.
Yeah, that's relevant. Dipshit.
Can't you grow out of that adolescent cycle and get with the times. I mean, really, what's next? A Palin insult? Why not just blame this farce of a market on W?
This is just getting stupid now...
If by chess pieces, you mean not having us disarmed, you are correct. If you mean they live outside of flyover country, where a lot of their food is produced, you are also correct. If you mean that they haven't figured out how to violate the laws of physics yet, you are, yet again, correct.
It's all a big conspiracy, isn't it?
They obvioulsy are NOT ready to have the system crash yet, they must not have all the chess pieces in place quite yet.
Feral Reserve MUST have this pig in the green for 2015. Get to work, Mr. Yellen!
Stability and efficiency and all that jazz.
It worked. S&P now above VWAP.
Yep, now the trick will be finding a greater fool to sell the contracts to since they aren't planning on eating the contracts......
Slish-slosh, slish-slosh! Those algos are like an old washing machine.
Large load heavy, small load Permanent Press, Hot, Cold, Extra Rinse!
Can't you guys see that this is just supply and demand fundamentals at work?
CNBC "explains": "Oil up 2%; North Sea storm, Iran tension lend support"
See? It's all perfectly normal.
Oh and Happy New Year everybody. Be careful with those fireworks.
We use pistols around here. We'll be careful with those, too.
The new and improved Capitalism where digital machines rule. But hey,,, we love digital. Gonna save us gobs of munee. Eveyting be cheap!
the writers on this website are not contrary... more like contrary school girls... everything time the market does something they don't like, they cry foul... and every time there's some huge collapse they gloat that the end of the world is coming...
there's a difference between being a cryptic w@nker that understands nothing of the market action, and a real contrarian that reads into what the mainstream and the exageratted price action is doing...
oil has been down since more than 1 year ago... it's called a short squeeze... that's all it is.... and thank god for short covering because the entire global economics was hanging on oil not collapsing... it still might but not until idiots trying to go short into mainstream thinking get roasted...
happy new year ! life goes on and the baby eating illuminati elite don't really control every tick in the market place.... it's just nature...
the numbers are the numbers
http://www.armstrongeconomics.com/archives/41191
he was really right abouyt crude last DEC 31. He called $35 for 2015. right on.
Does anyone know how dividends affect the s and p? If we closed at 2058 last December how are 2015 dividends accounted for in the comparison to where we are now???
They don't factor into the number representing the index. If SPX closes at 2058.9 (flat for the year), the owner of SPX would have a 2.2% gain from the dividend. It's the difference between "price" and "total return."
THANK YOU!!!
went long crude (USO) this morning. just cashed out =)
Beautiful
Have gotten much better at this charting thing ove rthe past month. Once a person can finds the numbers it needs to close at, they can know the next day move.
TOO FUCKING FUNNY.
U KNEW THESE BASTARDS WERE GOING TO DO ANYTHING IN THERE POWER TO ENSURE WE CLOSE NO LOWER THAN 2058, AND SURE ENOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ACHIEVED THERE GOAL.
I AM SURE CNBC WILL PASS THIS OFF AS ''INVESTORS'' CAME INTO BUY THIS DIP, BC AS WE ALL KNOW, ''INVESTORS'' ARE PROB SITTING AROUND ON NEW YEARS EVE WAITING TO BUY A FUCKING DIP.
FUCKING FARCE
What chips go with that dip?
buffalo chips?
Extra gooder Goldman Chips. Made from the finest, freshly cut slices of Muppet.
Hey! They go to A LOT of effort to rig these markets, so have a little respect, it would be rude not to take a few $$$.
S/
Want to see nuts have a gander at the GAZ chart
I know it's crazy low-volume but still...
I thought manipulating the markets was against the law.
Laws appy to you, not them.
just imagine the star wars music playing in the back ground as the go for green....
The PPT has not even broken a sweat baby....they are all hanging out, sipping lattes, playing the NCAAF pool....getting ready to leave for lunch...a couple of cocktails...we got this...sure, I'll have a 3rd martini... Here's to the muppets!
Despite getting creamed on USD/JPY, I'm still long. Hanging in there.
Great, I am not short enough spoos anyway. i'd like to thank them for giving me a chance to get more away at close to unch'd on the day. They wont be Unch'd come 31st Jan 2016. Come on cashin, pisani, and all you other jokers... buy more. Talk it up some more.....
I applaud Zeroes for doing their part to keep the S&P 500 above 2,058!
This is fucking ridiculous !!
Anyone else sick of this fake economy and fake/pc Obama propaganda ?
Trump/Cruz 2016 !!
The daily chart from 10:30 til now is going up at a 45* angle..... WTF? REALLY?
That is the problem with a nation that can print it's own wealth! They can and do WHATEVER it takes to remain in power ON YOUR DIME!
This is not going to end well!
Just a reminder ... Obama is puppet and is only responsible for things that go well.
Audit the fucking Fed !!!
Isn't that a nice post Christmas pre-New Year miracle.
Tylers you are going to need a whole new saying for 2016. WTF! just isn't going to cut it.
GMAFB - Give me a fucking break
I think you mean Goldman Makes a F**king Boatload
Wow, we are powerless. Bow to your new masters. The largest move in crude in two weeks comes now?!
I want to buy SWHC and RGR
But they are near 52 week highs (I never buy the highs no fuucking matter what), the options are over-priced, and, it could be a "sell the news" event next week if the Obama Gun Control measures are weak.
How can this be played while managing risk? Any ammo manufacturers? Do Bass Pro and Cabelas go up too by proxy?
Anyone watching this segment?
Cabelas is getting Sold, there not doing so hot. but i'm a nobody don't take it serious like
2 minutes left and S&P 10 points red? Dude, that's my index!
Edit: 15pts Red for year: SCHLONGED.