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Massive Fire Breaks Out In Dubai Hotel During New Year Fireworks Display - Live Feed

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Update: There are reports of a "large explosion" near the site of the fire. Here's the clip:

Authorities say the blaze is 90% contained. There are 14 reported injuries and 1 reported casualty although we suspect these numbers will be the subject of some debate and dispute in the hours to come.

Earlier:

Have "the terrorists" turned into arsonists, did someone misfire a bottle rocket in their room, or are the powers that be out to destroy the Gold Holding evidence?

Whatever the case, a massive fire has broken out at The Address hotel in downtown Dubai. The building boasts a 5-star hotel and is 302 meters tall. 

  • NO CASUALTIES IN DUBAI HOTEL FIRE, OFFICIAL TELLS ARABIYA
  • ALL DUBAI HOTEL GUESTS EVACUATED, OFFICIAL TELLS ARABIYA
  • DUBAI HOTEL FIRE STARTED FROM 20TH FLOOR: DUBAI MEDIA OFFICE
  • FOUR FIRE BRIGADES AT HOTEL SITE: DUBAI MEDIA OFFICE

"The fire broke out Thursday in a residential building near Dubai's massive New Year's Eve fireworks display," AP reports, adding that "it was not immediately clear what caused the fire, which ran up at least 20 stories of the building near the Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest skyscraper at 828 meters (905 yards) [and rained] burning debris from the building as firetrucks raced to the scene."

Although no cause has yet been identified, one witness apparently told CNN she heard an explosion around the time the building was engulfed in flames.

Live feeds:

A second feed after the jump:

Here are the stunning visuals:

But don't worry New Year's revelers, because the show, as they say, must go on:

 

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Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:01 | 6982442 SloMoe
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Yikes...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:03 | 6982455 OldPhart
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It should collapse in 5...4...3...2...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:13 | 6982507 Skateboarder
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If and only if there are dancing Is-real?is nearby.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:24 | 6982554 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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I'd 'pull' BUILDING 7 as soon as possible.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:25 | 6982559 Bunghole
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Operation Mayhem?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:30 | 6982585 Implied Violins
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...and so it starts. Everyone get some popcorn and pull up a seat, this could be a very interesting evening.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:32 | 6982594 quintago
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Those arabs sure know how to put on one hell of a pyrotechnics show

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:39 | 6982628 RAT005
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Hurry,  put it out before it collapses in on its own footprint! !  It will only last a few hours ;-)

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:43 | 6982650 LowerSlowerDela...
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WTF?!?!?  Why haven't the leftist Arabs passed laws making catching things on fire illegal?  Problem solved.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:59 | 6982738 Tom Servo
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PULL IT!

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:11 | 6982804 Handful of Dust
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This out of control fire is nearly impossible in a modern hotel without intent to disarm the system, malfunction of the system or actual explosives of some sort.

 

Seems to me anyway.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:19 | 6982871 Four chan
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a lamborghini was seen flying through the air shortly before the incident. it was toretto, it was always toretto.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:40 | 6982975 Herd Redirectio...
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Emirati lightning.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:44 | 6982987 Handful of Dust
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Solid insurance coverage with Lloyds of London I'm sure since half of the Dubaimillionaires have townhomes in "the City" I bet.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:50 | 6983022 Bunghole
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How much gold is in the basement vault?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:42 | 6983269 Poundsand
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No doubt a ton of allahu akbar's tonight!

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:08 | 6983373 Joe Davola
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Wikipedia:  According to CNN, the fire was caused by a burning curtain

Were they magnesium curtains?

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 15:13 | 6985822 idahosinker
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This is a easy one to figure.

Low IQ rag heads, have a tall building built for them self.

Notice how the outside went up like it was made of flamable mater.

Thats because it was. They decide to update there building codes in 2013 , so they no longer now clad the outside with a plastic alumium coating.

Just abouit every tall building in the place, would go up in flames with a babcue balcony fire.

Money cant buy you brains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pQdjwliLMA

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:08 | 6983381 J S Bach
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As tragic as this is... it will not collapse due to the fires... unless this hotel has built-in thermite in its beams like the WTC buildings did.

This will prove once again the fallacy of the government and media tales about 9/11.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:53 | 6983742 StychoKiller
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Meh, everyone KNOWZ that an airplane is needed as well!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:42 | 6983885 Baby Bladeface
Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:27 | 6983456 fockewulf190
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Looks like the Dubai media lords have shut down damn near everything that can carry a live feed  of the Towering Inferno.  All the MSM news channels, including the arabian ones, are either showing re-runs from hours ago or nothing at all.  There were live connections over Skype and Periscope earlier.  There dead now.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:43 | 6983705 Implied Violins
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Yeah, they cut the feed just as I saw a passport floating down, with a tiny parachute.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:45 | 6982990 Whoa Dammit
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The local arms dealer's New Years Eve Customer Appreciation and Sales Showcase Party went a little bit awry...

"Hey Akben,  I really like this new rocket launcher! How does it work?  Ooops! "

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:45 | 6982997 Tarshatha
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Let me guess, a Jew bought it last month and insured it against fire works, for say oh, 2 billion.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:51 | 6983030 Blankone
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Handful is correct.  Besides the suppression systems the codes require construction materials and techniques to delay, prevent and control the movement of the fire between floors or through the ventilation system.

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:55 | 6983752 StychoKiller
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Looks like someone didn't tell the flames to stay inside the building...must I think of EVERYTHING?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 21:06 | 6984134 Blankone
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The exterior of the building itself is a fire barrier and should prevent any rapid movement of a fire.  This is not a residential home with wood exterior (which would not be premited for a commercial building).  There is nothing within the exterior fascade to spread the flames and the exterior will exceed or equal the interior resistance to fire spread to other floors.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 08:32 | 6984876 onthesquare
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It is probably some stupid fire works display that was wrapped around the building to give the mid-night crowd a WOW!

The building is probably just scorthed.  I Dubai everything is big.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:03 | 6982759 TeamDepends
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"Oh, you meant a fire SUPPRESSION system." (Subtleties lost in translation between construction crews not speaking same language)

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:11 | 6982805 KJWqonfo7
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The fire suppression plan is to ferry people up to the Berj Khalifa and have them piss off the roof.

Thats why it's called the Whiz Khalifa Fire Suppression System.

<<DUH>>

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:49 | 6982652 Not Victor E. O...
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How long has this fire been burning? According to 9/11 physics it should fall into it's own footprint after about an hour.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:55 | 6982714 oddjob
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That clapped out skag on BBC will inform you 10 minutes before it collapses.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:06 | 6983369 giggler321
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only thing missing is some planes along with made up Syrian or Iranian passports - false flag event!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:57 | 6983757 Mr. President
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NVE..  : "How long has this fire been burning? According to 9/11 physics it should fall into it's own footprint after about an hour."

 

 

Comment was so direct and on point it needed quoting..not just a pesky green arrow.

Very good indeed. (Shld collapse any sec now) ;)

 

 

 

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:06 | 6983953 FIAT CON
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It not only needs to collapse in it's foot print, but it also has to have it's pulverized concrete and asbestos dissapear into the air leaving a whole where there should be a huge pile of rubble.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 09:31 | 6984921 Agstacker
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And all the scap steel needs to be sold off to China before any testing is done on it.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:42 | 6982648 Stuck on Zero
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Very peculiar the way flames raced up the side.  Also strange that there's no automatic fire suppression.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:03 | 6982726 Lore
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Not the first time.

Beijing's newest skyscraper survives blaze (c/o Guardian, 2009-02-11)

"It was China's biggest ever firecracker. Clad in glistening titanium zinc alloy, Beijing's 159-metre (522ft) Television Cultural Centre tower (TVCC) shot up in flames on Monday night, ignited by ambitious fireworks during new year celebrations that could barely hold a candle to the all too brilliant architectural conflagration that followed."

OT: This page has to be the most advertisement-saturated load-lagger in the history of ZH.  I have two blockers configured, and my system is still locking up. Addendum: It's the fucking Bloomberg video. God damn it!  FUCK YOU, BLOOMBERG!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:13 | 6982820 Handful of Dust
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Dubai needs to invade Iraq ... they are obviously the cause.

 

PS: Plane load of Saudis seen headed for airport to their private jet to take off ASAP.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:38 | 6982961 hollywood gorilla
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INVADE POLAND!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:10 | 6983122 boattrash
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No, the new motto for 2016 is;

Keep Calm and Party On!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:01 | 6983353 NotApplicable
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Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:51 | 6983306 TalkToLind
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 Also strange that there's no automatic fire suppression.

This is Dubai where they don't even have sewer systems.  The sh*t from their buildings gets hauled away in trucks.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:51 | 6983734 StychoKiller
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Idjuts!  You only need ONE lump of charcoal in yer hooka!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:46 | 6982998 hollywood gorilla
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so if Donald Trump is elected president and he lets Jesse Ventura investigate 9/11 and he finds out the towers were deliberately taken down by PNAC and friends, can we rename the new WTC1 Freedom Tower to The Tower of Jewish Lightning?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:26 | 6982564 pods
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Shit, and Paul Newman and Steve McQueen are nowhere to be found.

pods

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:14 | 6982829 DirkDiggler11
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Slick Towering Inferno reference PODS. Happy New Year !

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:18 | 6983156 .National Suici...
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OJ Simpson also appeared in that movie. He was head of security. He went into a burning apartment and managed to rescue a cat. Oddly enough, before he left the apartment he nearly decapitated a woman, and also killed a waiter.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:58 | 6983761 StychoKiller
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Nation Suicide FTW!!!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:09 | 6983380 _ConanTheLibert...
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Aren't they dead already? Yes, 1980 and 2008.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:32 | 6982581 OregonGrown
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all eat cucumber

all eat cucumber

all eat cucumber

all eat cucumber

all eat cucumber

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:20 | 6982535 tmosley
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Only if the floors are clamped to the frame rather than part of it.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:25 | 6982561 monk27
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How much are you ready to bet that this one won't collapse ? /s

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:00 | 6983070 Freddie
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Only if Larry Silverstein is the owner.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:03 | 6983360 NotApplicable
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*leasee

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:55 | 6983541 HowdyDoody
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holder of insurance policy

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:40 | 6982633 G.O.O.D
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"We must speak the truth about terror. Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th;

malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists,
themselves, away from the guilty. To inflame ethnic hatred is to advance
the cause of terror."

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:25 | 6983186 bookofenoch
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Pull my other finger, buddy

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:37 | 6982949 hollywood gorilla
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as long as Larry PULL IT Silverstein doesn't have an insurance claim on it, it should be OK. 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:45 | 6983505 prymythirdeye
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Love seeing these comments after dealing with tourists all day at work.  I needed a laugh!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:25 | 6982560 Squid Viscous
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Pull It!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:37 | 6982617 o r c k
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See Tower   Say Torch Tower

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:12 | 6982786 MrNosey
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What the building didn't implode after catching fire for 30 minutes......Allah must have been looking on!

 



 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:02 | 6982444 KnuckleDragger-X
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They built a deathtrap......

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:10 | 6982491 Ignatius
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What'd they use for siding?  Fireplace logs?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:19 | 6982532 KnuckleDragger-X
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They don't have fire and safety rules like all those lesser 'civilized' countries in the rest of the world have had for decades...In shallah etc........

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:25 | 6982557 OregonGrown
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I wonder if this is going to delay the fireworks display?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:06 | 6982778 Da Nut Job
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Delay???  I'd say it started early...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:35 | 6983668 trulz4lulz
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Just let it burn while you shoot fireworks at the building. It would be awesome.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:38 | 6983684 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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Maybe they'll use NFPA-13 sprinkler code the next time.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:32 | 6982595 Implied Violins
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Magnesium and white phosphorous?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:42 | 6982982 bamawatson
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they were frying bacon. yum yum ham n bacon

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:33 | 6982604 Pumpkin
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"What'd they use for siding?  Fireplace logs?"

 

Soaked in Kerosene.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:57 | 6983062 Freddie
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Sterno.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:18 | 6983423 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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Squeeze!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:16 | 6982842 DirkDiggler11
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+ 1000 Ignatus.

Perhaps the balcony railings were made of magnesium?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:02 | 6982448 grunk
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Has it collapsed yet?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:31 | 6982592 JustObserving
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BBC will announce its collapse 26 minutes before it does.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:16 | 6982449 aliki
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some chatter of an explosion in the mall next to it - not sure if thats true or not

i don't think i've ever seen a fire spread that fast in my life ... its almost as-tho every room was wired

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:03 | 6982454 44MagnumPrepper
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ALL HAIL NOPAT

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:04 | 6982459 _ConanTheLibert...
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LET'S PULL IT !!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:13 | 6982502 Ignatius
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Yes, "...probably the best thing would be to 'pull it', and they made that decision and we watched the building collapse."  --  Larry Silverstein

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:32 | 6982597 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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As long as it's not a steel building, it'll NEVER collapse... Oh Wait! There have only been 2, well, 3, steel building collapses... EVER!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:55 | 6982741 _ConanTheLibert...
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Talking about yet another Jew

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:04 | 6982461 MauritiusGold
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I guess it will collapse completely soon.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:05 | 6982462 Killuminati
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And in any minute, this will freefall and fall into it's own footprint in 10 seconds, because you know, fire... 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:06 | 6982468 Dan The Man
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If the Chinese get started now, they can have a replacement hotel, ready to go for the new years eve party.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:07 | 6982476 DelusionalGrandeur
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Was there a "bush" in town having dinner with the bin laden family?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:35 | 6982931 samsara
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Was there a "Bush" on the board of directors of the Maintence company for that building?  (like WTC & Murrah bldng)

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:09 | 6982485 colddirt
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That'll come down in free-fall speed in no time!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:19 | 6982499 trader1
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(do not) be fooled by randomness

-taleb

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:12 | 6982500 1stepcloser
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BBC reported this yesterday

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:16 | 6982518 Phillpots
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Popcorn at the ready - Freefall any one?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:16 | 6982519 MauritiusGold
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An invisible plane hit it....

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:27 | 6982569 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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flyover state rednecks (with boxcutters)! Damn them!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:37 | 6982951 awakeRewe
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Wonder Woman better have a good alibi. 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:17 | 6982528 Amish Hacker
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Paul Newman was the architect, engaged to Faye Dunaway.

William Holden was the contractor.

Steve McQueen was the SFFD Battalion Chief.

Harry Jernigan, the Chief Security Officer, was played by O.J. Simpson.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:26 | 6982565 Squid Viscous
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great flick!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:29 | 6982582 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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All I remember about that flick was the slut that was getting boned and ended up jumping out of the window with her dress flying up, & legs spread... Funny how you have instant recall on certain things in life.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:05 | 6983101 Freddie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvd1YlEEAU

Here ya go.

Did Robert Wagner die in this before he pushed Natalie Wood off his boat?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:24 | 6983443 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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Damn Freddie! You're right again!

 

Perhaps it was Natalie's sister 'Lana' that I rember being tossed off a high rise balcony with her sheer panties at attention in 'DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER'

 

I must be gettin' old!

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 01:12 | 6984610 Freddie
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+1

I remember that.  Something Plenty was her name and she had a rack.

Lana, her sister and mother were Russian emigres to America.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 10:14 | 6984973 HowdyDoody
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I recognise the man running around all covered by flames. I thing he had a part in one of the recent ISIS movies.

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:23 | 6982550 THE SOLUTION IS...
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BUT WHEN DOES IT COLLAPSE SYMETRICALLY INTO IT'S OWN FOOTPRINT AT 9.8m/s/s???

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:31 | 6982588 THE SOLUTION IS...
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Maybe the Mossad terror cells E-TEAM and GELITIN had an "art" exhibition there last month?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:08 | 6982792 KJWqonfo7
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Jewish lightning?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:51 | 6983303 ChacoFunFact
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yes, yes, an object in free fall can do no work!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:26 | 6982563 Skiprrrdog
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Gee, and here I thought it was only born and bred American rednecks who did stuff like this...and the occasional NFL player...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:27 | 6982567 withglee
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Why is the building still standing? Burning desks can bring a building down in a few hours ... witness WTC7 and the NIST report.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:27 | 6982568 matagorda
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damn chinese fire suppression systems!!!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:27 | 6982570 o r c k
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  All their buildings double as oil rigs.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:28 | 6982579 MauritiusGold
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Perhaps the Arab states could use this as a bullshit excuse to invade America....

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:28 | 6982580 Fuku Ben
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Looks like the movie Towering Inferno IRL

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:29 | 6982583 Brooks_Orpington
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Isn't this hotel right next to Wiz Khalifa?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:30 | 6982586 Skiprrrdog
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They (our esteemed, super smart and efficient anti-t groups here)never did find out who/why made the massive cell phone purchases and stole all the propane tanks here in the US. Maybe Ill try to stay up until midnight tonight to see some different, unusual fireworks...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:49 | 6982683 lakecity55
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It was probably the "anti-t" groups who bought them, disguised as moose-lams.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:31 | 6982591 Lostinfortwalton
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I thought it was supposed to collapse into its own footprint?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:35 | 6982613 indaknow
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Obviously these pictures are fake...everyone knows these tall buildings fall into their own footprint when on fire and possibly those around them . It's been proven beyond doubt and if you think otherwise you're a fucking nut!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:49 | 6982685 indaknow
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Oh and Happy New Year to all ZH's out there (even some of these new guys in the last 6 mths, you know who you are lol)

Here's to 2016....may the current paradigm collapse in its own footprint. Cheers.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:46 | 6983004 samsara
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"...may the current paradigm collapse in its own footprint."

Happy new year to you too man.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:55 | 6983050 MsCreant
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We will need the right materials to blow minds.

Happy New Year to you too!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:37 | 6982621 Seasmoke
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I guess that's where GOLD AE keeps its books. 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:40 | 6982636 Atomizer
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AIG phones must be ringing off hook. What tranches won in liquidation?

Collateralized debt obligation overview

https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/derivative-securities/CDO-tutorial/v/collateralized-debt-obligation-overview

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 16:01 | 6983077 sleigher
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I thought they were bespoke tranche opportunities now...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-03-09/bubble-complete-smart-money-buy...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:42 | 6982643 HoserF16
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It better fucking collapse in on it's foot-print or I'm calling the 911 Official Story BULLSHIT... Just saying...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:42 | 6982646 G.O.O.D
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Somebody needs to put some water on that thing

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:47 | 6982669 lynnybee
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i've been there, it's fabulous.   it's beyond wondeful.    Sheikh Mohammad's eldest son, Sheik Rashid, just died a few months ago of an alledge 'heart attack' at age 33 ......... royal death, massive fire in the heart of downtown DUBAI .....  something is very wrong.   It is a giant hotel, it's THE ADDRESS for heaven's sakes !!    THE ADDRESS is the most wonderful & iconic hotels in Dubai. 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:07 | 6982785 Kassandra
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Just turned on the tube, that sucker is throwing pieces of flaming crap everywhere and it is creating it's own wind. Spreading is more than possible.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 10:27 | 6984990 HowdyDoody
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Selfie-generation gets its priorities right

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXlcrUfWsAAorYn.jpg

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:26 | 6982905 samsara
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Lynny  

Long time.  Great to see you posting.... 

Stay strong babe.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 01:16 | 6983290 Freddie
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Hey whatever happened to those shitbag Qatari's "Royals" who were on a hunting (falcons) trip in Iraq and they were captured. 

I hope they are in Syria getting what they deserve (like their balls pulled off) for causing that genocidal war in Syria.

We have not heard about them lately.   I hope Hezbollah is taking field trips to the Gulf States with matches and lighter fluid.

https://www.rt.com/news/326188-qatar-royals-abducted-iraq/

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:49 | 6982681 Dragon HAwk
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Somebody's Insurance Company Just has a real bad Day.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 17:02 | 6983356 Freddie
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Hopefully one of Warren Buffet's.  Happy F**KING New Year.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:50 | 6982689 Son of Captain Nemo
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Did the Zionist Kikes in the U.S. MIC manage to put some nanothermite in their to make sure it does what this one did in 2001?...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:52 | 6982697 lakecity55
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Relax, everyone, it cannot collapse into its own footprint....this was fireworks, gun powder...not Jet Fuel! Jet Fuel is the magic ingredient for tower collapses!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:55 | 6982718 THE SOLUTION IS...
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Except WTC Building 7 was never hit by a plane...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:20 | 6982877 Son of Captain Nemo
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I have a running bet with a colleague of mine that if it does what happened to all 3 of them in lower Manhattan Shyam Sunder at NIST will be vindicated for his "collapse due to office fires" speech!

If Dubai decides to do a legitimate investigation into it's collapse then well be able to kill 4 birds with 1 stone!

If they find that it was something other than jet fuel and office furniture then, I'd say it's time for Russia to do the honors on Washington D.C. for the good of humanity!!!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:54 | 6982711 Peak Finance
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Seriously all conspircy theories aside, how is this even possible? Hotels are built like honeycombs with each "cell" being a room and firewalled on all sides.

 

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:12 | 6982819 L Bean
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Flambe is on the room service menu? Hallway Flambe?

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 22:27 | 6984327 OldPhart
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It's like it's made of tumbleweeds, chapperal and creosote.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:57 | 6982727 PaperBear
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Is this a Dubai International Financial Centre building where the evidence of the Gold Arab Emirate scandal is ?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:58 | 6982735 Duc888
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I'm just waiting for the building to fall in on itself and pancake to the ground.  That office furniture can reach 4000 degrees F... enough to pool molten steel.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:12 | 6982818 Baron von Bud
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The Dubai office building will never pancake to the ground because it's not built to American standards. The furniture in American office buildings is embedded with particles of nano-thermite to make it stronger and better. They don't do that overseas. This is one of the things that makes American skyscrapers exceptional.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:59 | 6982739 Ms No
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Watch for flying passports there is a 100 Bolivar reward!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:51 | 6983031 MsCreant
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'Merican passport. They will invade Canada for it. 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 14:59 | 6982740 Al Tinfoil
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Did a new owner just up the insurance limit and add "terrorism" coverage?  If so, it must be only a coincidence.  

/sarc

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:01 | 6982748 SoDamnMad
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Architects specify all this plastic facade shit to make it pretty.   Ever see the face of a US building with glass and stone burn?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:01 | 6982749 FX223
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See this oil glut...I'm sure there must be a by law against storing oil in sky scrapers.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 15:07 | 6982766 Atomizer
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Silverstein will make a phone call to the hacked BBC and tell them to pull it.

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