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S&P 500 Opens In The Red For 2015 - Why 2058.90 Is The Most Important Number In The World

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The S&P 500 closed 2014 at 2058.90 and is currently trading below that level as the market opens. For the sake of faith in The Fed's "control" and trust in central planners ability to do "whatever it takes," it appears NYFed better "get back to work" soon to save the world.

 

 

Never mind that almost everything else is lower for 2015.

 

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Thu, 12/31/2015 - 10:39 | 6981482 stant
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The old ppt team has been replaced by h1b workers. Gona start drinking at3:30 and enjoy the show

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:19 | 6981650 SteveBob
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US Stock Market closes at 1:00pm EST on New Years Eve.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:34 | 6981709 stant
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Crap I need to run to the liquor store

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:48 | 6981776 loveyajimbo
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I had too much liquor... I need to run to the crapper.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 12:13 | 6981886 Nobody For President
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BOND market closes at 1400 ET, Stock Market (so-called) closes at 1600 per usual today.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 10:42 | 6981492 spanish inquisition
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So it looks like a ploy for selling now, to buy into the plunge protection team rip into the green close?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 10:43 | 6981493 R.R.Raskolnikov
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I have that one. BINGO!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 10:46 | 6981503 R.R.Raskolnikov
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Chicago PMI: 42.9. The economy is b00ming, bitchezz!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 10:43 | 6981494 buzzsaw99
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did that fucker just flash crash or some shit? i thought everything was going awesomely(tm).

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 10:53 | 6981531 Downtoolong
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Not a good day for Kevin Henry to be on vacation, tanning his ass on a nude beach in Jamaica.

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 10:56 | 6981545 allamerican
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this going leave a mark..

better yet, 'whats it matter'- get use to it.  shutter to think..  or maybe huge, god gets worse.....

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:03 | 6981575 RadioFlyer
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Warming up the "lasers" for the 330 mega ramp

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:06 | 6981589 Osmium
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Relax, they got this.  They can ramp the S&P in a heartbeat.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:16 | 6981634 opaopaopa
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OK, santa's reindeers have been replaced by robots too. 

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/uppsss/7077254/924885/924885_800.gif

THEYTOOKOURJOBS!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:18 | 6981647 new game
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blantantly obvious, we got a "manufactured" problem. so in the last week every zh doomer has predicticted an abysmal year ahead, ha. the question becomes, i my mind, is the contrarian/contrarian indicator we have been waiting for. restated - double neg is pos and i bet against for a negative? ha again. it willbe a wannabe market with assholes ripped.

my prediction s and p down 10-20 percent...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:34 | 6981707 Seasmoke
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So are we really waiting to see if it closes at 2059 or 2057 ???? C'mon it doesn't mean shit !!!!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:39 | 6981739 Janet Shalom Be...
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My benefactors on Wall Street are just doing some pre-planned tax-loss selling.

Don't worry, we at the Fraud are monitoring the markets closely.  It's frankly, all we do.

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 11:53 | 6981802 in-Credible Banker
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Does anyone know how dividends affect the average?  If we closed at 2058 last December how are 2015 dividends accounted for in the comparison to where we are now???

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 13:10 | 6982180 NeedleDickTheBu...
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With SPY @ 205.37, total return for 2015 is +2.00%.

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 13:30 | 6982303 A82EBA
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2060.64

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