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A Year In The Fabulous Life Of Kim Jong-Un, In Pictures
As the November attacks in Paris and the downing of a Russian passenger jet over the Sinai Peninsula vividly demonstrate, we live in a dangerous world.
Indeed, these are trying times for civilized society as countries across the globe struggle to comprehend the phenomenon that is Islamic State whose atrocities have reminded us all that man is capable of committing unspeakable acts of violence.
But by focusing squarely on ISIS or on other jihadists inspired by radical Islam, we risk forgetting about the most dangerous man on the planet, whose evil knows no bounds and whose military genius is rivaled only by the likes of Napoleon:

To be sure, Kim Jong Un did his best to stay in the spotlight this year in a geopolitical environment dominated by the global proxy conflicts in Syria, Ukraine, Iraq, and Yemen.
For instance, the young Supreme Leader nearly restarted the Korean War back in August when the North took a pot shot at a South Korean loudspeaker that was blaring propaganda across the DMZ.
Kim also threatened to invade the US mainland on at least one occasion and reiterated that the North is prepared to use "weapons unknown to the world."
Oh, and he executed defense minister Hyon Yong Chol with an anti-aircraft gun for falling asleep at an official event:
And so, because we know everyone is wondering what Kim is up to now that the more "pressing" matters of international security have pushed Pyongyang to the backburner, we present the following 2015 Kim Jong Un photo album courtesy of Reuters:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un greets North Korea's female soccer team as they arrive at Pyongyang International Airport on Monday after winning the 2015 EAFF East Asian Cup, in this photo released August 10, 2015

Kim Jong Un provides field guidance to the Wonsan Baby Home and Orphanage in the run-up to a ceremony for their completion, in this photo released June 2, 2015.

Kim Jong Un views the dawn from the summit of Mt Paektu April 18, 2015

Kim Jong Un attends the 3rd Meeting of Activists in Fisheries under the Korean People's Army (KPA) in this photo released December 29, 2015.

Kim Jong Un visits Farm No. 1116, under KPA (Korean People's Army) Unit 810, in this photo released June 1, 2015.

Kim Jong Un has a photo session with participants in the second meeting of KPA logistic personnel in this photo

Kim Jong Un guides artillery fire and landing exercises in this photo released February 21, 2015

Kim Jong Un visits the January 18 General Machinery Plant in this photo released December 20, 2015

Kim Jong Un gives field guidance to the Taedonggang Combined Fruit Farm in this photo released August 19, 2015.
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All Three Stooges rolled in one! ;-)
Looney
Did the piglet hit a bakery every day?
FFS - more chins than a chinese phone book.
RESPECT MY AUTHORITHA!
'military genius is rivaled only by the likes of Napoleon' ..... wtf, whats he done?
Ha! What a piker!
Obozo has a much more fabulous life.
Kim Jong Un has a LONG way to go to equal The One's pampered & privileged life.
did kimmy write this shit himself?
I like where he "gives field guidance to the Taedonggang Combined Fruit Farm"
The old saying that we're all God's children gets a little stretched with this fuck
I knew that fat kid from 2 and a half men would eventually land another gig
I bet those farms are made just for his fat ass
Kim might be at the Baby Home and Orphanage to pick out a baby to eat
Indeed, calling Banzai! We need to photo shop The Wons head onto this fat little turds body!
first of all, Obozo does have a few constraints. Kimmie J is surrounded by beautiful Korean ladies...and Obozo just can't complete with that....unless he's got a top secret tunnel to never never land....but he still has to keep it underground. Now, Obozo does probably have better dining opportunities, but he does not get worshipped by much of anyone even though the left find him to be useful...in real life he's of little value. Kimmie J get truly worshipped...which is very convenient with the ladies.
Obozo does have a secret tunel but it is almost always used by Reggie.
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He inspiration for Seth Grogan movie and Sony Entertainment hacked with one hand using Commodore64, 300 baud acoustic coupler modem.
+100 for Commodore mention.
Jim Jones with a bad haircut and 25 million people drinking the kool aid.
Last photo: "Do I look fat in this outfit?
Last photo: Hey Kim, KC and Sunshine band wants their pants back!
nope-1004,
That's fucking funny!
military genious? seriously? the only genious he has is his skillful unwrapping of Korean Ding Dongs
He is also skilled in sucking out that creamy center.
I can visualize Kim lying in sauce on a platter with an apple in his chops. He waddles.
Notice one thing he's not doing - playing golf.
Well....it shouldn't be too hard seeing North Korea's fireworks display from space. It will be the only light seen in the entire country.
Fag shoes, look like Tony Lamas.
I take that comment back, it was pretty harsh.
Gucci knockoffs.
I'm so ronery...
lol "gives field guidance" and all these clowns have their 25cent note pads out pretending to write shit down. ^^. . . cmon man so fucking corny fake on a whole other level,I bet hes never planted a thing in his life.... but somehow hes giving guidance to the farmers lol???
If anyone in his own country even takes him seriously they all have an IQ of like 20.
How is the North Korean currency even worth anything at this point? what do they export??? bad photo shoots? lol
1$ USD = about 900 Korean Shit Notes
But a large loaf of bread in North Korea costs about 11cents in USD (100Notes)
10,000$ USD = like 90,000 loafs of bread in korea and in the USA you would be lucky to get 4000 equiveleant loafs for the same money.
1USD feeds like 9 people for the day in North Korea lol in the U.S. 1$ can get you like a Soda....
If you don't take him seriously, you get your head shot off with an anti-aircraft gun...
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Every tyrant should have a personal theme song.
My suggestion for Kimmy.
"I bet hes[sic] never planted a thing in his life...."
Wrong Dre4dwolf. He has planted many a peope.
i pity the people who have to be near him.
Kim and Obama would get along just fine, they are almost identical in terms of personality.
i don't pity the people around owebomba. they have a choice.
Nice, Buzz. Very nice.
Does Kim have any tranny friends? Remember Kadafi's nurse was a Ukrainian tranny? Just thinkin' out loud.
Rodman?
Damn....beat me to it. +1000
Seems like a happy guy
Men want to be him, women want to be with him. He's got that Aqua Velva swagger.
He looks like he eats well...closet homo from the looks of it.
Now I know what John Belushi would look like if was Korean...and I see Walk like an egyptian is popular in NK as well
He looks awfully horny in those pics.
He has to play golf sometimes?!
What is he doing? What any person with power does: eat, drink, and get as much ass as humanly possible. I mean, what would YOU do?
Pictures aren't bad. I'm surprised he let that one loose of farm 1116, by hiding the bottom of his legs, it makes him look heavier than he actually is, because he appears shorter than he is.
If this guy was Black..
Shit, I'd call him barack.
He is what our Dear Leaders aspire to be.
A Puppet for the jew bankers?
#1 A BULLET
AND
#2 BACK OF THE HEAD
There's no truth in the rumour that Kim-Jong-Un is gonna open an up-market hairdressing salon on Sunset Boulevard for Hollywood stars and capitalist running dogs.
Retard.
What no Rodman hoops and hooker photos this year...
Hey, great to see you again, Hans
Hans, Hans, you breaking my balls...
He is a hansom devil with that winning and slightly retarded inbreed smile.
More creative than his old man who would just machine gun them.
So far one Politboro guy staked out in a field for motor practise.
Another tied up downrange for mobile AA gun practise (that's gotta hurt).
My favorite (though unconfirmed) was his uncle Yang thrown nakid to a pit of hungry dogs.
how did this fat ugly stupid pimp get into power, thought the west is pushing for democracy everywhere
He probably gets more tail than anyone on the planet.....
Let's do a little math:
Say half of the population is female: 12 million women. 1/100 of those women are available and attractive enough for the little despot: 120,000 women. This allows Kim to screw a new woman, each night, for approximately 329 years. 2 a night for 165 years. You get the picture. Essentially, an unlimited supply of poon.
In other words, he's just a piker compared to Mao-Tse-Tung (5000 estimated, but many were executed afterwards because who wants another man after being with a living god) or Wilt the Stilt (20,000 at last count.)
Yes, he brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Killing It!"
Mainstream media and our government is so corrupt, and inept, If they say something I automatically assume the complete opposit is true.
This means I am guessing that most of this stuff about him is bullshit and some sounds so made-up it's farsical.
Parts of the "Northern" North Korean border with China is "open" and workers leave there to trade and work in nearby cities over the border, in order to bring in some currency and goods. This is a "open" secret. If it's so bad there, why arn't there thousands streaming across the border, and the at night why are others coming back after their foreign shifts?
This whole North Korea thing smells like bullshit.
So, lets take this one step further, how much FUCKING MONEY is being made and spent by the government to keep the DMZ enforced? How much extra POWER does the government have and can justify with the "evil" dick-tator to the North? How much of that money flows to the states in the form of weapons purchases and such? A giant monied Korean - American Financial Circle jerk with Kim in the middle of it.
Hm, interesting perspective. What is the truth then?
Also, that still doesn't change the fact that he has a cult of personality thingy, focused on people worshipping him...
The western media gets its "facts"about NK from defectors, another name for illegal immigrants. To avoid being sent back they have to paint a picture of horror. Later, these stories just fall apart, but this is never reported in the same propaganda media. They move on to another story, like the one where Kim's wife made him execute his old girlfriend and her family. A month later, she was seen in public; she is a well known musician.
Americans feel very strongly about things they know nothing about.
Historically, those parts of China were Korean in language and culture. It makes sense.
America has to keep the tensions up by constantly aggravating NK. If the North and the South reunited, America would have to take all its missiles and its 30,000 soldiers out of South Korea.
real life eric cartman
Why are westerners so fascinated by this sadistic, bloated, inbred chimpanzee with pretensions of godhood?
I think it's because they're morally sick and intellectually shallow, and they just want to be entertained - by anything or anyone.
The Tylers are infected too.....
He has threatened the US and has some nukes?
Why? Why envy of course....
And we just want to see what our country is going to look like....
Another fine example of the dicky do epidemic affecting so many men. Dicky do=a syndrome where the belly sticks out farther than the dicky do. Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Would it be wrong to think you are female? But, yes, he is do-do.
Wow can you imagine being one of those guys having to take notes from someone who doesn't know anything about what hes saying??
Kim gives field guidance to farm
Kim gives field guidance to artillery fire
Not one of them can actually say the obvious....."sir you know nothing about farming or military matters"
Come on man. Do you think he actually just goes there and starts blabbering about things he doesn't know about. It's not difficult to imagine that A) he knows what he's doing, B) he's being instructed step-by-step to demonstrate the process and C) he just speaks in general terms. IF he even engages the random plebs at all and these are not just propaganda shoots.
Shaddap and take the fuckin notes.
Koreans are a ball-less lot. Nothing new. They would follow a donkey. We are bad here but not that bad.
Did you notice how thin everyone else is in the photos. It's like he sits everyone down at the same table, then eats everything.
And what's with the "grey anorak"?
Apparently the supreme leader is supposed to be fat in the likeness of the Eternal President of the Republic. Fat is also a symbol of prosperity. Didn't he even go through plastic surgery for it?
Does anyone remember US bombing North Korea into rubble, blood, and smoke, during The Korean War?
Kim...don't let these comments bother you...we know that you run a tight ship...you were given a messed up country...and with your looks, integrity, mental capacity, athletic ability, and a damn meanness to get things done...I thinking you have a shot at Time magazines "madman of the year".
50 personal tailors shot dead in N. Korea ... they all made the mistake of telling Tubby that he's getting fatter. They need to invent a measuring tape that expands (stretches) and the numbers on the tape still show the same waist size. You'd really think that they could invent that in N. Korea.
Hahahahahahaha!!
You believe anything your handlers feed you.
"Kim Jong Un visits Farm No. 1116, Unit 810,..."
What a sterile name for a farm. Just doesn't have the charm of something like Good Day Ranch, Beech Nut Hill Farm, or End of the Rainbow Farm.
Or Public School #27, which is common in the USA.
Or "the Affordable Food Farm."
Has he invaded any countries?
I don't care what he does at home. If things are that dire then it is up to the North Koreans to remedy the situation.
We keep hearing how evil he is why at he same time Obama bows down so low to the Saudi king that the could suck the royal sceptre.
Compare to the Saudi freaks he is a nice kid.
I doubt the Saudi kings sceptre responds to sucking any more, even by someone so practiced as Obama.
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I'll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
What a fat fuck. He's going to die even younger than his dad did.
He's a good man, a wise man, a family man. His family has strived to turn a bombed out (by Americans) wasteland into a decent nation. Why not leave them alone?
Kim jr. has never hurt anyone, never invaded any other countries like the USA does every damn year, so why do we always pick on him?
Wow. You lack of information about the two Koreas is interesting.
Where are you posting from?
The most dangerous man on the planet????? Really. You have been watching Fox News again. Or, still.
Almost every story run on Kim in the western media has turned out to be a proven hoax, but the gullible American yahoos gobble it up.
I'll bet that people laugh at his jokes.
"That WAS a joke wasn't it, Maximum Leader?"
At least he tries to look manly. obama just plays golf and bows to foreign leaders. If I were Prez there would be plenty of photo ops at ICBM test firings, aircraft carrier launches, inside a fucking Abrams at full speed across a bumpy field. The Prez can pull rank and do that shit, not appear on Ellen/Oprah. Vote for me in 2016. I promise to keep my shirt on.
I'd rather see yer Avatar without the shirt! :>D
Fat, ugly and a complete cunt, ......won the trifecta of life.
Picture make me laugh.
You got to admit the A.A. gun execution was a nice touch. How about using one of those old cannon shots with the chain in the middle? The world has gone so batshit crazy he is almost appearing normal.
Old hat. ISIS did the same thing, a couple of years ago. Vaporized a guy's head with AA gun. KJU will have to come up with something creative, that ISIS hasn't already done.
Another hoax. You believe everything Fox News feeds you, don't you.
Best wishes to Hon'ble Kim Jong
on the new year 2016
& congratulations for standing against west
North Korea must develop Hydrogen Bomb
and end the monopoly by evil west
Now all ppl must stand up against immoral west
west loots the whole world & topples govts.
Its time to end hegemoney of satanic west
which is destroying nations one by one
we encourage you North Korea
to export Nuclear weapons to anyone
because west only understands the language of annihilation
He reminds me of Obama. The entire world is laughing at them because he's the biggest dope on the entire world stage.
Renaissance man? No, but it looks like he ate a few of them.
Reminds me of the European Royal Inbreds, the ERI's. Piccaso actually painted portraits of them, yeah, really, both of their eyes are on the same side of their heads like flounders. Their IQ's are about the same, too, including Kim's. Uh, maybe the flounders' IQ may be higher, none of the subjects can be measured
So, in a nutshell, just like Bush I,II,III.
never would I imagine so many male whores dressed up in military costumes lining up to suck up to a
faux-royalty spoiled frat boy.
I guess the costant threat of being murdered is a great motivator. Thus the strained looks.
That or the lack of fiber in the diet.
never though Kim here would look better than a sitting US President of the United States....shudder what the US has fallen to
He needs more medals
Nice , table muscle with matching , scrotum jowls.
I've seen More "chins" in an Hong Kong phone book.
Strip KJ Un naked, throw him in a roasting tray, 350F for four hours.
Serve on a platter with an apple stuffed in his mouth, basted in butter with a light dusting of salt and oregano.
Serve with roasted potatoes.
Feeds the homeless.
Asia's Al Gore.
regards
Last photo: "Tai Chi move #1"
Wrong country. More like: "Tae Kwon Do form #1"
Though I doubt that fatass could raise his leg high enough to complete a full kick.
In every one of those pictures they are following him around scared shitless with notebooks as if this deranged penguin is dictatating Hamlet. That loon is probably telling that guy that if he doesn't achieve results in growing a dragonfruit-comquat hybrid that looks just like his balls in the next three months he is going to skin him from the legs down and feed him to a Komodo dragon.
My understanding is that the hottest fires in hell are reserved for a P.O.S. such as this......
The Himmler haircut is appropriate.........
He is justice to immoral blood thirsty vampire west
Kim Jong Obama, Dictator in Chief!
One of the finest human beings to ever graduate from a private school in Switzerland, like Kerry.
Anyone want to play golf with the tiny dictator?
Hole in ones are....guaranteed!
Charlie don't golf!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/kim-jong-golf...
You can see this man is a great leader. Everything is so clean, everyone looks so happy. It's wonderful (sobbing with gratitude).
Something about a people getting exactly the government they deserve.
Spent three years over in the ROK - the old saying seems to fit. The Kim (extended) regime is one big Juche Idea writ large across the hapless DPRK people's face. One day, they will throw a final temper tantrum and cross the border, and then it will be over for them. Of course, many argue that is exactly what they secretly wish for - redemption by the westernized ROK, and salvation-by-welfare for their impoverished hermit kingdon.
Pimple on the ass of humanity?
Our deep state is deeply envious
He needs colon cancer.
One thing is true of all these types of morons. All it takes is just one person to put a bullet in his head and those around him all have had many many opportunities to do so; BUT THEY DON'T.
Stalin, Mao, Hitler, etc. are all the same. Those around them sit and talk about killing them but they never do.
So all of those around them who are killed by the Dictator deserve it more than you can imagine.
Hmmm, sound familiar USSA? Only difference is ours is a skinny homosexual married to a sasquatch.
You could make a lot of soap from that bastard.
The fucker is really porking out.
He is dressed like a busboy and doing Tai Chi in the last photo...
Instead of executing his defence minister, he should execute his hair stylist and whatever rag picker buys his clothes for him.
The fat man is getting even fatter from the looks of those late 2015 photos. His smiling "friends" will be smiling even more (in private) when he keels over from a coronary.
Damn... that greasy little fucker is fat. Maybe when Dennis Rodman was there he impregnated him? Imagine what that baby would look like...might even make Oblowme look like a normal heterosexual...
Dinner bells must be loud in Korea, as it looks like he never missed it, not even one time...