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A Year In The Fabulous Life Of Kim Jong-Un, In Pictures

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As the November attacks in Paris and the downing of a Russian passenger jet over the Sinai Peninsula vividly demonstrate, we live in a dangerous world. 

Indeed, these are trying times for civilized society as countries across the globe struggle to comprehend the phenomenon that is Islamic State whose atrocities have reminded us all that man is capable of committing unspeakable acts of violence. 

But by focusing squarely on ISIS or on other jihadists inspired by radical Islam, we risk forgetting about the most dangerous man on the planet, whose evil knows no bounds and whose military genius is rivaled only by the likes of Napoleon: 

To be sure, Kim Jong Un did his best to stay in the spotlight this year in a geopolitical environment dominated by the global proxy conflicts in Syria, Ukraine, Iraq, and Yemen. 

For instance, the young Supreme Leader nearly restarted the Korean War back in August when the North took a pot shot at a South Korean loudspeaker that was blaring propaganda across the DMZ.

Kim also threatened to invade the US mainland on at least one occasion and reiterated that the North is prepared to use "weapons unknown to the world."

Oh, and he executed defense minister Hyon Yong Chol with an anti-aircraft gun for falling asleep at an official event: 

And so, because we know everyone is wondering what Kim is up to now that the more "pressing" matters of international security have pushed Pyongyang to the backburner, we present the following 2015 Kim Jong Un photo album courtesy of Reuters:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un greets North Korea's female soccer team as they arrive at Pyongyang International Airport on Monday after winning the 2015 EAFF East Asian Cup, in this photo released August 10, 2015

Kim Jong Un provides field guidance to the Wonsan Baby Home and Orphanage in the run-up to a ceremony for their completion, in this photo released June 2, 2015.

Kim Jong Un views the dawn from the summit of Mt Paektu April 18, 2015

Kim Jong Un attends the 3rd Meeting of Activists in Fisheries under the Korean People's Army (KPA) in this photo released December 29, 2015.

Kim Jong Un visits Farm No. 1116, under KPA (Korean People's Army) Unit 810, in this photo released June 1, 2015.

Kim Jong Un has a photo session with participants in the second meeting of KPA logistic personnel in this photo 

 

Kim Jong Un guides artillery fire and landing exercises in this photo released February 21, 2015

Kim Jong Un visits the January 18 General Machinery Plant in this photo released December 20, 2015

Kim Jong Un gives field guidance to the Taedonggang Combined Fruit Farm in this photo released August 19, 2015. 

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Now that's a renaissance man if we've ever seen one. More here.

 

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Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:14 | 6983583 Looney
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All Three Stooges rolled in one! ;-)

Looney

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:19 | 6983592 nope-1004
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Did the piglet hit a bakery every day?

FFS - more chins than a chinese phone book.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:23 | 6983615 Morbid
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RESPECT MY AUTHORITHA!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:29 | 6983626 Aaaarghh
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'military genius is rivaled only by the likes of Napoleon' ..... wtf, whats he done?


Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:31 | 6983641 wee-weed up
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Ha! What a piker!

Obozo has a much more fabulous life.

Kim Jong Un has a LONG way to go to equal The One's pampered & privileged life.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:31 | 6983647 Aaaarghh
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did kimmy write this shit himself?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:42 | 6983702 N2OJoe
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Kim Jong Un provides field guidance to the Wonsan Baby Home and Orphanage in the run-up to a ceremony for their completion, in this photo released June 2, 2015

 


Looks to me like he's there to give birth.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:21 | 6983811 knukles
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I like where he "gives field guidance to the Taedonggang Combined Fruit Farm"
The old saying that we're all God's children gets a little stretched with this fuck 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:27 | 6983830 Squid-puppets a...
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I knew that fat kid from 2 and a half men would eventually land another gig

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:22 | 6984016 Mr.Sono
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I bet those farms are made just for his fat ass

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 13:36 | 6985537 Greenie
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Kim  might be at the Baby Home and Orphanage to pick out a baby to eat

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:33 | 6983661 nmewn
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Indeed, calling Banzai! We need to photo shop The Wons head onto this fat little turds body!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:06 | 6983955 Antifaschistische
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first of all,  Obozo does have a few constraints.  Kimmie J is surrounded by beautiful Korean ladies...and Obozo just can't complete with that....unless he's got a top secret tunnel to never never land....but he still has to keep it underground.   Now, Obozo does probably have better dining opportunities, but he does not get worshipped by much of anyone even though the left find him to be useful...in real life he's of little value.   Kimmie J get truly worshipped...which is very convenient with the ladies.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 21:44 | 6984225 BarkingCat
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Obozo does have a secret tunel but it is almost always used by Reggie.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:55 | 6983753 Baby Bladeface
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"

'military genius is rivaled only by the likes of Napoleon' ..... wtf, whats he done?"

He inspiration for Seth Grogan movie and Sony Entertainment hacked with one hand using Commodore64, 300 baud acoustic coupler modem.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 07:55 | 6984853 Moe Howard
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+100 for Commodore mention.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:29 | 6983634 Bilderberg Member
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Jim Jones with a bad haircut and 25 million people drinking the kool aid.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:34 | 6983665 Ignatius
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Last photo:  "Do I look fat in this outfit?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:40 | 6983687 Bilderberg Member
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Last photo: Hey Kim, KC and Sunshine band wants their pants back!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:28 | 6983630 scuttlebutt
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nope-1004,

 

That's fucking funny!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:29 | 6983637 unrulian
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military genious? seriously? the only genious he has is his skillful unwrapping of Korean Ding Dongs

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:37 | 6983674 Implied Violins
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He is also skilled in sucking out that creamy center.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 23:30 | 6984469 robertsgt40
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I can visualize Kim lying in sauce on a platter with an apple in his chops.  He waddles.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:23 | 6984019 JuliaS
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Notice one thing he's not doing - playing golf.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:26 | 6984028 Wulfkind
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Well....it shouldn't be too hard seeing North Korea's fireworks display from space.  It will be the only light seen in the entire country.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:21 | 6983589 Arnold
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Fag shoes, look like Tony Lamas.

 

I take that comment back, it was pretty harsh.

Gucci knockoffs.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:18 | 6983593 Normalcy Bias
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I'm so ronery...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:29 | 6983596 Dre4dwolf
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lol "gives field guidance" and all these clowns have their 25cent note pads out pretending to write shit down. ^^. . . cmon man so fucking corny fake on a whole other level,I bet hes never planted a thing in his life.... but somehow hes giving guidance to the farmers lol???

If anyone in his own country even takes him seriously they all have an IQ of like 20.

 

How is the North Korean currency even worth anything at this point? what do they export??? bad photo shoots? lol

1$ USD = about 900 Korean Shit Notes

But a large loaf of bread in North Korea costs about 11cents in USD (100Notes)

10,000$ USD = like 90,000 loafs of bread in korea and in the USA you would be lucky to get  4000 equiveleant loafs for the same money.

 

1USD feeds like 9 people for the day in North Korea lol in the U.S. 1$ can get you like a Soda....

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:23 | 6984550 guessagain
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If you don't take him seriously, you get your head shot off with an anti-aircraft gun...

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 09:21 | 6984914 Arnold
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ww.stlyrics.com/lyrics/televisiontvthemelyrics-50s60s70s/marytylermooreshow.htm

 

Every tyrant should have a personal theme song.

My suggestion for Kimmy.

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 16:58 | 6988706 mkhs
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 "I bet hes[sic] never planted a thing in his life...."

Wrong Dre4dwolf.  He has planted many a peope.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:19 | 6983598 buzzsaw99
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i pity the people who have to be near him.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:22 | 6983607 Dre4dwolf
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Kim and Obama would get along just fine, they are almost identical in terms of personality.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:56 | 6983755 buzzsaw99
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i don't pity the people around owebomba. they have a choice.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:23 | 6983818 knukles
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Nice, Buzz.  Very nice.
Does Kim have any tranny friends?  Remember Kadafi's nurse was a Ukrainian tranny?  Just thinkin' out loud. 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:33 | 6983859 viahj
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Rodman?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:27 | 6984031 Wulfkind
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Damn....beat me to it.  +1000

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:22 | 6983610 Berspankme
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Seems like a happy guy

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:21 | 6983813 CPL
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Men want to be him, women want to be with him.  He's got that Aqua Velva swagger.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:22 | 6983612 Bill of Rights
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He looks like he eats well...closet homo from the looks of it.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:55 | 6983733 1stepcloser
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Now I know what John Belushi would look like if was Korean...and I see Walk like an egyptian is popular in NK as well

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:25 | 6983619 J Pancreas
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He looks awfully horny in those pics.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:25 | 6983624 opaopaopa
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He has to play golf sometimes?!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:31 | 6983644 edifice
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What is he doing? What any person with power does: eat, drink, and get as much ass as humanly possible. I mean, what would YOU do?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:31 | 6983645 silverer
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Pictures aren't bad.  I'm surprised he let that one loose of farm 1116, by hiding the bottom of his legs, it makes him look heavier than he actually is, because he appears shorter than he is.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:32 | 6983654 ISEEIT
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If this guy was Black..

Shit, I'd call him barack.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:34 | 6983662 agent default
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He is what our Dear Leaders aspire to be.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:46 | 6983717 1stepcloser
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A Puppet for the jew bankers?  

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:34 | 6983663 doggis
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#1 A BULLET

AND

#2 BACK OF THE HEAD

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:38 | 6983678 smacker
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There's no truth in the rumour that Kim-Jong-Un is gonna open an up-market hairdressing salon on Sunset Boulevard for Hollywood stars and capitalist running dogs.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:42 | 6983697 Puncher75
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Retard.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:43 | 6983712 1stepcloser
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What no Rodman hoops and hooker photos this year... 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:46 | 6983718 Bopper09
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Hey, great to see you again, Hans

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:57 | 6983756 Baby Bladeface
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Hans, Hans, you breaking my balls...

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:48 | 6983723 Make_Mine_A_Double
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He is a hansom devil with that winning and slightly retarded inbreed smile.

 

More creative than his old man who would just machine gun them.

So far one Politboro guy staked out in a field for motor practise.

Another tied up downrange for mobile AA gun practise (that's gotta hurt).

My favorite (though unconfirmed) was his uncle Yang thrown nakid to a pit of hungry dogs.

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 18:58 | 6983759 cinderalle
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how did this fat ugly stupid pimp get into power, thought the west is pushing for democracy everywhere

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:03 | 6983771 lazysunday
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He probably gets more tail than anyone on the planet.....

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:37 | 6983873 edifice
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Let's do a little math:

Say half of the population is female: 12 million women. 1/100 of those women are available and attractive enough for the little despot: 120,000 women. This allows Kim to screw a new woman, each night, for approximately 329 years. 2 a night for 165 years. You get the picture. Essentially, an unlimited supply of poon.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 17:59 | 6986309 Abbie Normal
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In other words, he's just a piker compared to Mao-Tse-Tung (5000 estimated, but many were executed afterwards because who wants another man after being with a living god) or Wilt the Stilt (20,000 at last count.)

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 22:29 | 6984332 caribbeanbarry
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Yes, he brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Killing It!"

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:16 | 6983783 Peak Finance
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Mainstream media and our government is so corrupt, and inept, If they say something I automatically assume the complete opposit is true.

This means I am guessing that most of this stuff about him is bullshit and some sounds so made-up it's farsical.

Parts of the "Northern" North Korean border with China is "open" and workers leave there to trade and work in nearby cities over the border, in order to bring in some currency and goods. This is a "open" secret. If it's so bad there, why arn't there thousands streaming across the border, and the at night why are others coming back after their foreign shifts? 

This whole North Korea thing smells like bullshit. 

So, lets take this one step further, how much FUCKING MONEY is being made and spent by the government to keep the DMZ enforced? How much extra POWER does the government have and can justify with the "evil" dick-tator to the North? How much of that money flows to the states in the form of weapons purchases and such? A giant monied Korean - American Financial Circle jerk with Kim in the middle of it. 

 

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:37 | 6983862 Clearity
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Hm, interesting perspective. What is the truth then?

Also, that still doesn't change the fact that he has a cult of personality thingy, focused on people worshipping him...

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 06:32 | 6984800 roddy6667
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The western media gets its "facts"about NK from defectors, another name for illegal immigrants. To avoid being sent back they have to paint a picture of horror. Later, these stories just fall apart, but this is never reported in the same propaganda media. They move on to another story, like the one where Kim's wife made him execute his old girlfriend and her family. A month later, she was seen in public; she is a well known musician.

Americans feel very strongly about things they know nothing about.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 03:42 | 6984721 edifice
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Historically, those parts of China were Korean in language and culture. It makes sense.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 06:31 | 6984805 roddy6667
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America has to keep the tensions up by constantly aggravating NK. If the North and the South reunited, America would have to take all its missiles and its 30,000 soldiers out of South Korea.

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:30 | 6983846 ReignDeer
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real life eric cartman

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:31 | 6983849 Joe Tierney
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Why are westerners so fascinated by this sadistic, bloated, inbred chimpanzee with pretensions of godhood?

 

I think it's because they're morally sick and intellectually shallow, and they just want to be entertained - by anything or anyone.

 

The Tylers are infected too.....

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:35 | 6983868 FredFlintstone
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He has threatened the US and has some nukes?

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 12:01 | 6985209 RaceToTheBottom
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Why? Why envy of course....

And we just want to see what our country is going to look like....

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:32 | 6983853 TSA gropee
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Another fine example of the dicky do epidemic affecting so many men.  Dicky do=a syndrome where the belly sticks out farther than the dicky do. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 17:15 | 6988744 mkhs
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Would it be wrong to think you are female?  But, yes, he is do-do.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:38 | 6983875 anaxetogrind
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Wow can you imagine being one of those guys having to take notes from someone who doesn't know anything about what hes saying??

 

Kim gives field guidance to farm

Kim gives field guidance to artillery fire

 

Not one of them can actually say the obvious....."sir you know nothing about farming or military matters"

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:08 | 6983962 Kaeako
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Come on man. Do you think he actually just goes there and starts blabbering about things he doesn't know about. It's not difficult to imagine that A) he knows what he's doing, B) he's being instructed step-by-step to demonstrate the process and C) he just speaks in general terms. IF he even engages the random plebs at all and these are not just propaganda shoots.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 08:44 | 6984888 messystateofaffairs
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Shaddap and take the fuckin notes.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:50 | 6983909 arby63
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Koreans are a ball-less lot. Nothing new. They would follow a donkey. We are bad here but not that bad.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 19:56 | 6983924 css1971
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Did you notice how thin everyone else is in the photos. It's like he sits everyone down at the same table, then eats everything.

And what's with the "grey anorak"?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:11 | 6983975 Kaeako
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Apparently the supreme leader is supposed to be fat in the likeness of the Eternal President of the Republic. Fat is also a symbol of prosperity. Didn't he even go through plastic surgery for it?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 20:26 | 6984029 IndianaJohn
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Does anyone remember US bombing North Korea into rubble, blood, and smoke, during The Korean War?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 21:39 | 6984209 fowlerja
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Kim...don't let these comments bother you...we know that you run a tight ship...you were given a messed up country...and with your looks, integrity, mental capacity, athletic ability, and a damn meanness to get things done...I thinking you have a shot at Time magazines "madman of the year".

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 21:40 | 6984211 PrimalScream
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50 personal tailors shot dead in N. Korea ... they all made the mistake of telling Tubby that he's getting fatter. They need to invent a measuring tape that expands (stretches) and the numbers on the tape still show the same waist size.  You'd really think that they could invent that in N. Korea.

Hahahahahahaha!!

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 06:34 | 6984807 roddy6667
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You believe anything your handlers feed you.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 21:42 | 6984221 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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"Kim Jong Un visits Farm No. 1116, Unit 810,..."

What a sterile name for a farm. Just doesn't have the charm of something like Good Day Ranch, Beech Nut Hill Farm, or End of the Rainbow Farm.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 18:54 | 6986450 Abbie Normal
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Or Public School #27, which is common in the USA.

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 17:21 | 6988759 mkhs
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Or "the Affordable Food Farm."

 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 21:55 | 6984253 BarkingCat
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Has he invaded any countries?

I don't care what he does at home. If things are that dire then it is up to the North Koreans to remedy the situation.

We keep hearing how evil he is why at he same time Obama bows down so low to the Saudi king that the could suck the royal sceptre.

 

Compare to the Saudi freaks he is a nice kid.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 08:40 | 6984884 messystateofaffairs
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I doubt the Saudi kings sceptre responds to sucking any more, even by someone so practiced as Obama.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 22:03 | 6984273 Nolde Huruska
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Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I'll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 22:23 | 6984318 yovatti
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What a fat fuck.  He's going to die even younger than his dad did.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 22:30 | 6984335 directaction
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He's a good man, a wise man, a family man. His family has strived to turn a bombed out (by Americans) wasteland into a decent nation. Why not leave them alone?   
Kim jr. has never hurt anyone, never invaded any other countries like the USA does every damn year, so why do we always pick on him? 

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 08:03 | 6984858 Moe Howard
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Wow. You lack of information about the two Koreas is interesting.

Where are you posting from?

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 22:39 | 6984354 roddy6667
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 The most dangerous man on the planet????? Really. You have been watching Fox News again. Or, still.

Almost every story run on Kim in the western media has turned out to be a proven hoax, but the gullible American yahoos gobble it up.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 22:41 | 6984358 thebigunit
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I'll bet that people laugh at his jokes.

"That WAS a joke wasn't it, Maximum Leader?"

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 23:31 | 6984476 83_vf_1100_c
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  At least he tries to look manly. obama just plays golf and bows to foreign leaders. If I were Prez there would be plenty of photo ops at ICBM test firings, aircraft carrier launches, inside a fucking Abrams at full speed across a bumpy field. The Prez can pull rank and do that shit, not appear on Ellen/Oprah. Vote for me in 2016. I promise to keep my shirt on.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:17 | 6984540 StychoKiller
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I'd rather see yer Avatar without the shirt! :>D

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 23:47 | 6984501 Equalizer
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Fat, ugly and a complete cunt, ......won the trifecta of life.

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 23:50 | 6984505 Raging Debate
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Picture make me laugh. 

Thu, 12/31/2015 - 23:55 | 6984514 Raging Debate
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You got to admit the A.A. gun execution was a nice touch. How about using one of those old cannon shots with the chain in the middle? The world has gone so batshit crazy he is almost appearing normal. 

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 03:52 | 6984730 edifice
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Old hat. ISIS did the same thing, a couple of years ago. Vaporized a guy's head with AA gun. KJU will have to come up with something creative, that ISIS hasn't already done.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 06:36 | 6984809 roddy6667
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Another hoax. You believe everything Fox News feeds you, don't you.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:01 | 6984522 onmail1
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Best wishes to Hon'ble Kim Jong 

on the new year 2016

& congratulations for standing against west

North Korea must develop Hydrogen Bomb

and end the monopoly by evil west

Now all ppl must stand up against immoral west

west loots the whole world & topples govts.

Its time to end hegemoney of satanic west

which is destroying nations one by one

we encourage you North Korea 

to export Nuclear weapons to anyone 

because west only understands the language of annihilation

 

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:02 | 6984524 Dan'l
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He reminds me of Obama. The entire world is laughing at them because he's the biggest dope on the entire world stage. 

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:02 | 6984526 Jethro
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Renaissance man?  No, but it looks like he ate a few of them.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:09 | 6984535 Farqued Up
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Reminds me of the European Royal Inbreds, the ERI's. Piccaso actually painted portraits of them, yeah, really,  both of their eyes are on the same side of their heads like flounders. Their IQ's are about the same, too, including Kim's. Uh, maybe the flounders' IQ may be higher, none of the subjects can be measured

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 18:58 | 6986461 Abbie Normal
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So, in a nutshell, just like Bush I,II,III.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:23 | 6984551 silverserfer
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never would I imagine so many male whores dressed up in military costumes lining up to suck up to a

faux-royalty spoiled frat boy.

I guess the costant threat of being murdered is a great motivator. Thus the strained looks.

 

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 17:27 | 6988779 mkhs
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That or the lack of fiber in the diet.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:26 | 6984557 sidiji
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never though Kim here would look better than a sitting US President of the United States....shudder what the US has fallen to

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:46 | 6984582 bluskyes
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He needs more medals

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 00:58 | 6984590 Yen Cross
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 Nice , table muscle with matching , scrotum jowls.

 I've seen More "chins" in an Hong Kong phone book.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 01:15 | 6984616 orangegeek
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Strip KJ Un naked, throw him in a roasting tray, 350F for four hours.

 

Serve on a platter with an apple stuffed in his mouth, basted in butter with a light dusting of salt and oregano.

 

Serve with roasted potatoes.

 

Feeds the homeless.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 01:32 | 6984631 nevket240
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Asia's Al Gore.

regards

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 02:03 | 6984657 Muse minus Time
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Last photo: "Tai Chi move #1" 

 

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 11:46 | 6985162 edifice
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Wrong country. More like:  "Tae Kwon Do form #1"

 

Though I doubt that fatass could raise his leg high enough to complete a full kick.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 02:15 | 6984664 Ms No
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In every one of those pictures they are following him around scared shitless with notebooks as if this deranged penguin is dictatating Hamlet.  That loon is probably telling that guy that if he doesn't achieve results in growing a dragonfruit-comquat hybrid that looks just like his balls in the next three months he is going to skin him from the legs down and feed him to a Komodo dragon.

 

 

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 02:37 | 6984674 surf@jm
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My understanding is that the hottest fires in hell are reserved for a P.O.S. such as this......

The Himmler haircut is appropriate.........

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 05:02 | 6984767 onmail1
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He is justice to immoral blood thirsty vampire west

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 03:22 | 6984712 sbenard
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Kim Jong Obama, Dictator in Chief!

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 05:49 | 6984787 Benjamin123
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One of the finest human beings to ever graduate from a private school in Switzerland, like Kerry.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 06:24 | 6984798 GhostOfDiogenes
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Anyone want to play golf with the tiny dictator?

Hole in ones are....guaranteed!

Charlie don't golf!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/kim-jong-golf...

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 08:36 | 6984880 messystateofaffairs
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You can see this man is a great leader. Everything is so clean, everyone looks so happy. It's wonderful (sobbing with gratitude).

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 08:45 | 6984890 Coldwarvet
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Something about a people getting exactly the government they deserve.

Spent three years over in the ROK - the old saying seems to fit.  The Kim (extended) regime is one big Juche Idea writ large across the hapless DPRK people's face.  One day, they will throw a final temper tantrum and cross the border, and then it will be over for them.  Of course, many argue that is exactly what they secretly wish for - redemption by the westernized ROK, and salvation-by-welfare for their impoverished hermit kingdon.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 09:54 | 6984946 22winmag
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Pimple on the ass of humanity?

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 10:01 | 6984958 FredFlintstone
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Our deep state is deeply envious

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 10:29 | 6984992 Schroedingers Cat
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He needs colon cancer.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 10:36 | 6985004 truthalwayswinsout
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One thing is true of all these types of morons. All it takes is just one person to put a bullet in his head and those around him all have had many many opportunities to do so; BUT THEY DON'T.

Stalin, Mao, Hitler, etc. are all the same. Those around them sit and talk about killing them but they never do.

So all of those around them who are killed by the Dictator deserve it more than you can imagine.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 11:36 | 6985129 Skiprrrdog
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Hmmm, sound familiar USSA? Only difference is ours is a skinny homosexual married to a sasquatch.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 10:57 | 6985043 Element
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You could make a lot of soap from that bastard.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 11:02 | 6985054 FedFunnyMoney
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The fucker is really porking out.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 11:34 | 6985124 Skiprrrdog
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He is dressed like a busboy and doing Tai Chi in the last photo...

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 11:36 | 6985135 Who was that ma...
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Instead of executing his defence minister, he should execute his hair stylist and whatever rag picker buys his clothes for him.  

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 13:09 | 6985447 Winston Smith 2009
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The fat man is getting even fatter from the looks of those late 2015 photos. His smiling "friends" will be smiling even more (in private) when he keels over from a coronary.

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 15:50 | 6985906 Skiprrrdog
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Damn... that greasy little fucker is fat. Maybe when Dennis Rodman was there he impregnated him? Imagine what that baby would look like...might even make Oblowme look like a normal heterosexual...

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 23:43 | 6989810 ModernMusket
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Dinner bells must be loud in Korea, as it looks like he never missed it, not even one time...

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