2016's Planet Of The Aches

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Some 'aches and pains' are constraining the global economy, with JPMorgan warning of more severe strains occurring in the emerging world. These aggravating but generally not life-threatening conditions are meant to convey a slow growth world, but, JPM is careful to note, not one on the immediate precipice of collapse or recession. 

 

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Source: JPMorgan

The key issue for 2016 then is whether economic illnesses in emerging markets will result in contagion in the developed world as "dollar altitude sickness" and "earnings anemia" do little to support the domestic 'immune' system.

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Sat, 01/02/2016 - 15:27 | 6988633 Dead Canary
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SILVER BITCHEZ!
( I haven't seen that for a while, so I thought I'd get it out there )

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 15:56 | 6988699 Squid-puppets a...
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'not on the brink of recession'

um, its been 7 years since the last one, historical average 6 years, 9 years is the longest without one and that was in times of waaaaay lower debt enstranglement ..... exactly why arent we pn the brink of recession?

BTFdope, man

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 16:17 | 6988753 Boris Alatovkrap
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Of many sickness afflict of economic, worst is consumption.

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 17:57 | 6989093 hairball48
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Right on Boris. Consumption= buyin' things".

Made me think of this 10 year old clip of George Carlin--the 4:53 version

https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AwrSbmhnu1pUnC4AailXNyoA;_ylc=X1MDM...

 

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 18:23 | 6989198 divingengineer
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The Oracle, if you'll listen.

R.I.P.

 

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 15:28 | 6988635 trader1
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The key issue for 2016 then is whether ruthless global capitalism will implode or explode.

FTFY

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 15:28 | 6988636 Xredsx
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A Brexit is what is needed to destroy.

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 15:31 | 6988642 trader1
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that is the biggest bluff on the table - you and i know that.

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 16:00 | 6988713 Mr. Magoo
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Looks like the depiction of the Fabian window has reached completion

 

“remolding the world nearer his heart’s desire,”

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 15:40 | 6988651 Sudden Debt
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Nice to see everybody still has the Christmas cheer :)

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 15:41 | 6988654 Dre4dwolf
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All these symptoms are caused by Central Bank intervention and fraudulent mega-banks manipulating markets in all these countries.

Take Note! all these issues are caused by monetary imbalances and miss-allocation of capital!

 Multiple Symptoms and ONE CAUSE

Central Banks Counterfeiting! + Govt Intervention in the economy.

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 22:10 | 6989734 DanDaley
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Okay, what's with all of the reality here? 

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 17:33 | 6988979 brushhog
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Short dollars, long oil. Two of the best opportunities we've seen in years.

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 20:30 | 6989507 flapdoodle
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Priceless cartoon. Cirrohsis of the River indeed! Erdogangrene? LOL

Sat, 01/02/2016 - 23:04 | 6989850 Clowns on Acid
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Why can't everyone get along? Why can't everyone just have their own currency?

Hehehe... says Robert Rubin, Larry Summers.... and then just fill in the blanks...

Sun, 01/03/2016 - 01:59 | 6990063 bid the soldier...
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Why if it isn't ...

not one on the immediate precipice of collapse or recession.

... Ben Shalom Bernanke. 

You ghost writing for JPMorgan these days?

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