Late-Day Buying Panic Saves Stocks From Worst Start To January In 84 Years

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Santa Rally...?

 

An ugly day... just as we predicted

 

The bloodbath started in China, which was halted early on circuit breakers...

 

Europe was ugly...

 

And that dragged US Futures lower, which were not helped by weak manufacturing data, weak construction data, and not helped by overly confident Fed speakers, but shortly before the EU close a hug eblock sucked up all ther liquidity in futures and stalled the selloff. We rallied back to VWAP around 1995 in S&P then faded...

 

The machines did their best at 1101ET to stall the weakness, which ramped to VWAP before institutional selling started...

 

Cash indices saw Dow break to a 16,000 handle, S&P under 2,000, and Nasdaq under 5,000...before a late-dat $2-3bn MOC buy order out of nowhere lifted everything...

 

The moment 330ET hit, VIX was slammed (via rampant buying XIV - inverse VIX ETF) and S&P pumped back above 2000

 

Financials were worst, Energy best...

 

FANTAsy stocks all plunged with Tesla and Amazon worst...

 

But Apple managed to ramp back to green briefly as we supposed its ubiquitous buyback prgram stepped in...

 

US equities dropped to 3-month lows, catching down to high yield bonds' weakness once again - just as they did in August...

 

Financials tumbled to 3-month lows, catching down to the yield curve collapse just as they did in August...

 

Treasury yields dropped all morning but as Europe closed, sellers moved in lifting yields and reducing sme of the early flatness...

 

The US Dollar index rose on the day against the majors (as European buying beat Asia selling)...

 

And Asian FX tumbled to fresh 6 year lows against the USD...

 

Commodities were a mixed bag. Despite USD strengtrh, Gold surged over 1% buit silver was stalled when US growth was questioned and sent crude tumbling...

 

Crude ended the day lower as record gluts and weak growth trumped any war premium fears...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart:  Just as we warned last week, we have seen this pattern of global pass the illiquidity hot potato contagion before...

 

 

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Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:08 | 6996849 offwirenews
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"Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans's?"
-super troopers
Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:08 | 6996883 BoNeSxxx
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Stick save? Not yet. Looks pretty ugly as of 4:08 EST.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:18 | 6996955 Silky Johnson
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Ahh the albino midget is hard at work behind the scenes.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:34 | 6997044 stumbLebum
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That midget's smarter than you. That's why he was flat last year and your shiny coins were down again.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:02 | 6997130 nope-1004
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All casino owners are smart.  Get a life producing something of real value to society instead of trading in a corrupt gambling bullshit casino owned wholly by the Fed.

 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:59 | 6997353 Oldwood
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But that requires work, and everyone knows the casino offers money for nothing...other than just being more "special" than everyone else.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 19:14 | 6997598 glenlloyd
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Brinker's joke is hilarious, but he's still a douchebag

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 20:20 | 6997807 Keyser
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The PPT kept their powder dry until the 3:30 pump... Fuck them, let it burn... 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:33 | 6997247 Antifaschistische
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yes, surprise, surprise!!!  SP tops 2k with EOD rally!!  who DIDNT expect that?

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 20:22 | 6997813 Keyser
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Let's see what they can do when it crosses 1800 on the way down... 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:04 | 6996850 SheepRevolution
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Just go long at about 3:00 PM already! How hard can it be?!

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:07 | 6996879 matinee55
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Don't forget 10am, 11 am & 3.55 pm.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:13 | 6996925 Id fight Gandhi
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But ShitNBC saying well off the lows!

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:18 | 6997178 Temporalist
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I saw some random MSM channel newscast say the same thing "what a comeback"; I was not surprised.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 19:59 | 6997741 Still Losing Money
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rather than go long at 3:30 and make money, ZHers would rather compalin at 4:00 broke.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:04 | 6996851 PoliceThePolice
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I got nothing to add about the story, I just hope Janet Yellon fucking dies

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:10 | 6996897 Sorry_about_Dresden
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I, hereby, rename her Janet Felon. Where is Jon Corzine? Is he still fund raising for Hitlery?

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:19 | 6996964 Soul Glow
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He got sent to prison for stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from allocated accounts at MF Global and funneling the money into JP Morgan.  He and Dimon are sharing a cell.

Free Corzine!

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:33 | 6997241 FreeMoney
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Yellen is a puppet.  She has only worked academia and at the FED.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Yellen

 

 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 20:40 | 6997879 Sorry_about_Dresden
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So how does that work?

Do they take turns tossing each others salad??????

Who's the catcher????

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 01:11 | 6998585 Sorry_about_Dresden
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How does that work. . I'll be Jamie is the catcher!

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:19 | 6996963 bigkahuna
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I am surprised that she is still alive. She darn near had a big stroke the last time I saw her speak.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:04 | 6996855 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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+400 on Tuesday.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:09 | 6996892 NEOSERF
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Exactly, the way the big 4 manipulate markets would be me having a shock algo on my fantasy football picks to make them run faster during games.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:36 | 6997057 stumbLebum
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Stocks will have a big year. Your shiny coins will continue to drop into oblivion.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:55 | 6997119 FIAT CON
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Sure stocks will be great this year! your stock is based on a Fiat $ wich isn't worth the paper it is printed on....THe world is catching on to the phony US$ when no one wants it any more what will they want? hmm.....maybe some real money gold and silver...

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 22:28 | 6998286 crossroaddemon
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Only if the present power structures go down as well... and they won't. So long as the banking mafia is in control PMs will not be accepted as currency and will lose value relative to inflation. The only way this is going to change is in a full-on tech crash... and if that happens nobody is going to accept something they can't eat in exchange for something they can.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:06 | 6996865 Kaiser Sousa
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A COMPLETE FUCKING FARCE....

WHO THE FUCK WOULD RUSH IN TO BUY CAT, WALMART,  AND APPLE THE WORST PERFORMERS OF 2015 IN THE LAST 2O FUCKING MINUTES OF TRADING???

 

FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING BANKER PIECES OF SHIT....

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:08 | 6996881 thismarketisrigged
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KEVIN HENRY AND ALL HIS COLLEAGUES AT THE PPT WOULD!!!

 

FUCK THEM ALL

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:10 | 6996899 ArtOfLife
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Short covering.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:31 | 6997030 Jtrillian
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It wasn't covering.  It's called MARKING THE CLOSE.

And it happens to be highly illegal... unless you are a bankster with friends at the SEC.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:31 | 6997013 Janet Shalom Be...
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It wasn't the bankers, it was the bankers' banker!!  putting your tax dollars to work!!

We know better than you what you need.  You don't need roads, bridges, and infrastructure.  What you need is higher and higher stock prices!!!

We told you that we were watching the E-con-omy, which translates to mean:  the major indexes.

Like a very bad lie, if you tell it enough times, the lier starts to believe it himself.  If we goose these bubbles enough, then maybe you will start to believe these prices are real.   

To get an idea on how much we can print and prop, just look at Japan.  We have at least a decade and ten TRILLION more dollars to print before this house of cards comes crashing down on your pitiful heads.  By then, I will be on the speaking tour, and doing consulting at the firms helping us to propogate this fraud.

 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:05 | 6997139 viahj
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Japan had the benefit of a weaker currency and manufacturing and the rest of the world binging on debt to buy their goods.  the USD is strongest and the US Manufacturing has been decimated and the rest of the world is debt saturated.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:34 | 6997041 1stepcloser
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who cares when its other peoples money...  Buy it all ...  and you're gonna love thier bail-in.. 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:41 | 6997080 stumbLebum
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Now, don't be sore. There ain't no future in shiny pieces of metal. You'll be so broke with your current retirement strategy that you'll end up voting for Hillary anyway.

But for now, keep frothing at the mouth with your caps lock on.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:09 | 6997152 Implicit simplicit
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Hitlary for dicktators     

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:24 | 6997202 Kaiser Sousa
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Nothing substantive to say...why bother then...

as of today a 1964 Kennedy 50. cent piece has 5 times the value of a $1 Federal Reserve Note...

stupid mother fucker.....

 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 19:57 | 6997733 Still Losing Money
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you know my 10 year old truck is worth more than a dollar, too.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:52 | 6997114 Tyrone Shoelaces
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looked like their machines got a little carried away (positive feedback loop) and we got a flash melt up   LOL

 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:06 | 6996866 FreeShitter
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China will dictate tomorrow.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:13 | 6996924 NEOSERF
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So you don't think the Politbureau has already told those in charge of the stock market over there to make it go up 5% tomorrow or they risk their families disappearing...almost guarantee there will be green in China simply because the land of great economists and analysts apparently were only moderately concerned about China today.  Good for +5% tomorrow in China and +400 on the Dow tomorrow based on China reversion.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:06 | 6996867 matinee55
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You mean the 3:30 algo hft fed induced ponzi buying scam.  SHit the feds must own 25% of everything if not more

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:09 | 6996888 KnuckleDragger-X
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That's when the drugs kick in....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2pgWsYSyUA

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:10 | 6996896 CClarity
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It's all leading up to the inevitable "debt jubilee"!

 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:10 | 6996898 rejected
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The whole reason for their fiat!

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:06 | 6996869 Mark Mywords
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The day that either 1) markets don't open or 2) they hit limit-down right after the open, then you will know something has changed.

Until then, it's just the same old BTFD and wait for 3:30 Ramp Capital, LLC to show up.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:15 | 6996931 NEOSERF
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That is exactly it...when I see the ZH headline in size 68 font saying 

"Uh Oh"

at 8AM, then I know the end game is here, otherwise, there is nothing but good ole opportunity out there everyday.

 

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 16:30 | 6997027 Mark Mywords
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If you can even get onto a computer.

I think someday it will be a "RESET" and nothing powers on. Or wakes up perhaps.

Fun times.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 17:10 | 6997158 Shizzmoney
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"3:30pm Ramp Capital: These guys are good"

It borders on nefarious.  Like, the HFT traders simply don't give a fuck anymore.

Mon, 01/04/2016 - 18:13 | 6997392 Oldwood
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They have no fucking choice. They either buy the dip or watch their tower of babble burn to the ground. They have pumped interest free fed money into this scheme in hopes of drawing all of the money on the sidelines in for the shearing, but if they are still in too deep, they have to hold on to it or watch as it evaporates...and they still hold the note to the fed...granted a zero interest rate note, but a debt none the less. They are trapped and all they can do is keep playing and hoping for enough ramp to suck some more muppets in before the whole thing blows to hell.

So for all you guys hoping and praying for it to crash, all you need to do is buy in BIG!

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