Caption Contest: "Make America Great Again" Edition

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Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:45 | 7002173 Hugh G. Rection
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Carly, is that you?!?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:55 | 7002221 nope-1004
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Yup, tungsten fillings honey.  Was your dentist a Bush?

 

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:57 | 7002229 Jtrillian
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY RAN OUT OF BRAWNDO???

I NEED MY ELECTROLYTES DAMMIT!!!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:17 | 7002318 SILVERGEDDON
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" How did you think I got my combover done to begin with ? One tongue lash, aaannndd she'es locked down. Come to my hotel room tonight, and I'll cat wash your bush for ya. "

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:28 | 7002354 toady
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Is that Rachel Maddow?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:47 | 7002407 metastar
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<-- Rock Star

<-- Future President

Presidents get more chicks. Just ask The Clinton. Why do you think she also wants the job.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:59 | 7002439 froze25
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"Yes my balls really are that big."

Say what you want about him but the man's got some serous balls.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 20:09 | 7002486 Stainless Steel Rat
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He would have phrased it: "Yes, I have tremendous balls."

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 20:14 | 7002507 Dave Thomas
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IT'S FULL OF STARS!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:32 | 7003222 Wulfkind
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HAHAHAHA  !!!     Great one !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oALxLNOhI6I

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 06:14 | 7003692 rcintc
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They're Yuuuuge!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 21:09 | 7002740 Bananamerican
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"Yes, I have tremendous balls....Hillary's sack is too low-energy"

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:07 | 7003156 OldPhart
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They're yuuuuge!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:18 | 7003182 Wulfkind
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" Is that Rachel Maddow? "

LOL !  Yep....and that's her reaction when Trump told her he had just fucked her wife before the rally.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:18 | 7002324 chumbawamba
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OMG IT IS A WIG!!!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:46 | 7002414 Winston Churchill
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The wombat moved.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 20:10 | 7002492 Frankie Carbone
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Carl Jr's. F#&!# You, I'm eating!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:18 | 7003184 adampeart
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Idiocrasy quotes are becoming far more frequently applicable. Mike Judge's prophecies are coming to fruition about 475 years prematurely. All hail Beef Supreme!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:19 | 7003186 MsCreant
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"What? They ran out of underage girls?"

[Jeffery, the convicted pedophile] Epstein likes to tell people that he's a loner, a man who's never touched alcohol or drugs, and one whose nightlife is far from energetic. And yet if you talk to Donald Trump, a different Epstein emerges. "I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,'' Trump booms from a speakerphone. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/n_7912/

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:58 | 7002233 TeamDepends
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One micro-aggression over the line Sweet Jesus
One micro-aggression over the line

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:54 | 7002430 JuliaS
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Hillary: “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?”

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 20:48 | 7002658 OregonGrown
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"ahhhh, my good buddy Bruce Jenner, hows it hanging?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 22:30 | 7003011 Wulfkind
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OMG !!!   I JUST BECAME PREGNANT WHEN HE LOOKED AT ME  !!!    I AM GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO THE MESSIAH  !!!!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:25 | 7003206 Wulfkind
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WHAT !!??   RIGHT NOW !!??   BUT.....BUT......I DIDN'T DOUCHE TODAY !!!!!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:35 | 7003235 Wulfkind
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OMG !!!    IT'S CTHULHU !!!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:42 | 7003253 Wulfkind
Wed, 01/06/2016 - 01:03 | 7003415 Wulfkind
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IT'S MAN-DUSA  !!!!

.....and right after the picture was taken she turned to stone.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:45 | 7002174 NoDebt
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.... and then her face melted off like in that Indiana Jones movie.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:52 | 7002209 McMolotov
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Someone needs to Photoshop insect legs onto his face so the Donald looks like Beetlejuice:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QJDOQQGmSDU/TL_Prr7epCI/AAAAAAAAETw/ZQSLXok2T8...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:54 | 7002217 johngaltfla
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"He schlonged me!"

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:15 | 7002311 krispkritter
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She just felt the Bump of the Trump...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:32 | 7002319 nmewn
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Which reminds me...

"Every survivor of sexual assault deserves to be heard, believed, and supported." - Hillary tweet November 22 2015

Apparently this did not apply to Kathleen Willey, Jaunita Broaddrick and Paula Jones.

We Want Bill! We Want Bill!...lmao!

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Bonus!

Alan Dershowitz is trying to get Paul Cassell disbarred for digging "too deep" into just who Jeffery Epstein was supplying underage girls to.

We Want Bill! We Want Bill!

Feel the Burn...be-the-Burn ;-)

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 20:38 | 7002624 38BWD22
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^ 14 times

v  0...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 21:19 | 7002772 nmewn
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Oh man, its good stuff.

Here we have the "presumptive Dhimmi-cratic" (thats prolly razzzist or segzist or microaggresive or sumpin...lol) trying to proclaim herself as the Champion of Women Everywhere! who, is married to and refuses to divorce from and has actively engaged in, quelling the various "Bimbo Eruptions" of...a serial rapist...by using the power of...the government.

I swear to God, it just doesn't get any better! ;-)

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 22:22 | 7002990 MrSteve
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mini-milli-microaggression is an approved scale rating for any "transgression or tresspass" you may have committed.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 22:34 | 7003024 Wulfkind
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"HEH, HEH.......um.....(biting lower lip).  Hillary.  I'll make ya a deal, honey buns.  You let me fuck all the underage girls I want and I'll help get you elected President one day.  Just ride my coatails honey.  I'll get you in.  By the way......do you have Jeffrey Epstein's phone number?  Ahhh.....there ya go....you're a peach darlin'."

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:17 | 7003178 MsCreant
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DONALD TRUMP IS A FRIEND OF EPSTEIN...

Epstein likes to tell people that he's a loner, a man who's never touched alcohol or drugs, and one whose nightlife is far from energetic. And yet if you talk to Donald Trump, a different Epstein emerges. "I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,'' Trump booms from a speakerphone. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/n_7912/

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:22 | 7003199 Wulfkind
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They all participate in these kinds of things......bankers, lawyers, CEO's, politcians, real estate moguls.

"Eyes Wide Shut"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_b-zpSnoHs

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 22:39 | 7003052 A Nanny Moose
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Mini Milli? Weren't they busted for lip sync'ing?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 23:02 | 7003136 WillyGroper
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Her first criminal case got a rapist off by attacking the teen victim when she knew full well he was guilty.

Slime, pure slime.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:52 | 7002176 Insurrexion
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"Then, The Donald displayed his huuuge tongue, unfurling it for his subjects..."

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:46 | 7002178 Antifaschistische
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Trump (yelling to the crowd):  "why didn't they put attractive women in the front row"!!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:41 | 7002401 MeBizarro
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Cruz would.  He always dotes on the attractive tail at his fundraising and speaking events. He has done it at 2 fundraising events I have been to.  Only question to me is whether he would cheat on his wife which seems like a foregone conclusion given how much time he spends with attractive women at events. 

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:46 | 7002179 surf0766
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's a progressiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:46 | 7002181 GhostOfDiogenes
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Hillary's wing versus Trump's rug who would win in a debate?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:48 | 7002190 hobopants
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Hillary..rug..carpet....carpet muncher? I dunno there is a joke in there somewhere.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 19:32 | 7002370 toady
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Two small breasts and a left wing.... the Hillary special down at the barbecue shack...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:46 | 7002182 nmewn
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My dick is thiiiis big, it youuuge!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:47 | 7002184 Toxx
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I think I just heard his hairpiece speak!!

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:48 | 7002191 Antifaschistische
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Trump (to his campaign manager):   "I thought we screened for lesbians..I told you, no Rosie O, and no lesbians!!

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