Caption Contest: "Make America Great Again" Edition
"Making America great again" one convert at a time...

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Carly, is that you?!?
Yup, tungsten fillings honey. Was your dentist a Bush?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY RAN OUT OF BRAWNDO???
I NEED MY ELECTROLYTES DAMMIT!!!
" How did you think I got my combover done to begin with ? One tongue lash, aaannndd she'es locked down. Come to my hotel room tonight, and I'll cat wash your bush for ya. "
Is that Rachel Maddow?
<-- Rock Star
<-- Future President
Presidents get more chicks. Just ask The Clinton. Why do you think she also wants the job.
"Yes my balls really are that big."
Say what you want about him but the man's got some serous balls.
He would have phrased it: "Yes, I have tremendous balls."
IT'S FULL OF STARS!
HAHAHAHA !!! Great one !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oALxLNOhI6I
They're Yuuuuge!
"Yes, I have tremendous balls....Hillary's sack is too low-energy"
They're yuuuuge!
" Is that Rachel Maddow? "
LOL ! Yep....and that's her reaction when Trump told her he had just fucked her wife before the rally.
OMG IT IS A WIG!!!
The wombat moved.
Carl Jr's. F#&!# You, I'm eating!
Idiocrasy quotes are becoming far more frequently applicable. Mike Judge's prophecies are coming to fruition about 475 years prematurely. All hail Beef Supreme!
"What? They ran out of underage girls?"
[Jeffery, the convicted pedophile] Epstein likes to tell people that he's a loner, a man who's never touched alcohol or drugs, and one whose nightlife is far from energetic. And yet if you talk to Donald Trump, a different Epstein emerges. "I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,'' Trump booms from a speakerphone. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."
http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/n_7912/
One micro-aggression over the line Sweet Jesus
One micro-aggression over the line
Hillary: “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?”
"ahhhh, my good buddy Bruce Jenner, hows it hanging?
OMG !!! I JUST BECAME PREGNANT WHEN HE LOOKED AT ME !!! I AM GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO THE MESSIAH !!!!
WHAT !!?? RIGHT NOW !!?? BUT.....BUT......I DIDN'T DOUCHE TODAY !!!!!
OMG !!! IT'S CTHULHU !!!
"Bride of Frankenstein"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Izq-E3o7Y
IT'S MAN-DUSA !!!!
.....and right after the picture was taken she turned to stone.
.... and then her face melted off like in that Indiana Jones movie.
Someone needs to Photoshop insect legs onto his face so the Donald looks like Beetlejuice:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QJDOQQGmSDU/TL_Prr7epCI/AAAAAAAAETw/ZQSLXok2T8...
"He schlonged me!"
She just felt the Bump of the Trump...
Which reminds me...
"Every survivor of sexual assault deserves to be heard, believed, and supported." - Hillary tweet November 22 2015
Apparently this did not apply to Kathleen Willey, Jaunita Broaddrick and Paula Jones.
We Want Bill! We Want Bill!...lmao!
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Bonus!
Alan Dershowitz is trying to get Paul Cassell disbarred for digging "too deep" into just who Jeffery Epstein was supplying underage girls to.
We Want Bill! We Want Bill!
Feel the Burn...be-the-Burn ;-)
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Oh man, its good stuff.
Here we have the "presumptive Dhimmi-cratic" (thats prolly razzzist or segzist or microaggresive or sumpin...lol) trying to proclaim herself as the Champion of Women Everywhere! who, is married to and refuses to divorce from and has actively engaged in, quelling the various "Bimbo Eruptions" of...a serial rapist...by using the power of...the government.
I swear to God, it just doesn't get any better! ;-)
mini-milli-microaggression is an approved scale rating for any "transgression or tresspass" you may have committed.
"HEH, HEH.......um.....(biting lower lip). Hillary. I'll make ya a deal, honey buns. You let me fuck all the underage girls I want and I'll help get you elected President one day. Just ride my coatails honey. I'll get you in. By the way......do you have Jeffrey Epstein's phone number? Ahhh.....there ya go....you're a peach darlin'."
DONALD TRUMP IS A FRIEND OF EPSTEIN...
Epstein likes to tell people that he's a loner, a man who's never touched alcohol or drugs, and one whose nightlife is far from energetic. And yet if you talk to Donald Trump, a different Epstein emerges. "I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,'' Trump booms from a speakerphone. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."
http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/n_7912/
They all participate in these kinds of things......bankers, lawyers, CEO's, politcians, real estate moguls.
"Eyes Wide Shut"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_b-zpSnoHs
Mini Milli? Weren't they busted for lip sync'ing?
Her first criminal case got a rapist off by attacking the teen victim when she knew full well he was guilty.
Slime, pure slime.
"Then, The Donald displayed his huuuge tongue, unfurling it for his subjects..."
Trump (yelling to the crowd): "why didn't they put attractive women in the front row"!!
Cruz would. He always dotes on the attractive tail at his fundraising and speaking events. He has done it at 2 fundraising events I have been to. Only question to me is whether he would cheat on his wife which seems like a foregone conclusion given how much time he spends with attractive women at events.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's a progressiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
Hillary's wing versus Trump's rug who would win in a debate?
Hillary..rug..carpet....carpet muncher? I dunno there is a joke in there somewhere.
Two small breasts and a left wing.... the Hillary special down at the barbecue shack...
My dick is thiiiis big, it youuuge!
I think I just heard his hairpiece speak!!
Trump (to his campaign manager): "I thought we screened for lesbians..I told you, no Rosie O, and no lesbians!!