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Thu, 01/07/2016 - 20:37 | 7014715 Muse minus Time
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Off topic but too funny dumbed down Americans, interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel re: N. Korea Bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ETO45ClYU

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 19:02 | 7014261 nmewn
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(crackling mic accompanied by alarms in the background) 

"Wall Street tower...Wall Street tower...this is Keynes Flight 13 again, Lt.Yellen the navigator speaking. Captain Bernanke and co-pilot Draghi broke the cockpit window and bailed out somewhere over the Atlantic but I haven't informed the passengers...yet. We're now on final approach, runway 401k with a strong easterly crosswind but I'm not seeing any runway lights down there tower. AGAIN we only have one engine at .25% power so I only have one shot at this.

Over.

(crackling mic, twice)

"Wall Street tower do you read me?"

To be continued ;-)

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 19:31 | 7014419 Wulfkind
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Barack Obama:  "Can you fly this plane and safely land it?"

Mr. Yellen:  "Surely you can't be serious !"

Barack Obama:  "I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley."

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 17:50 | 7013915 CheapBastard
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"No one saw this coming."

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 17:31 | 7013801 Shadow1275
Thu, 01/07/2016 - 15:40 | 7013121 Kreditanstalt
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The 3:30 ramp underway 

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 15:35 | 7013102 JimmyRainbow
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i want gold

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 14:36 | 7012699 Soul Glow
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lol

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 14:04 | 7012462 silverer
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Now the Russians can double the price.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 14:25 | 7012613 alphahammer
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And Elon will call out the dunces in Congress for paying double -- AKA "career ending" political move...

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 13:40 | 7012302 GRDguy
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With apologies to the movie Roadhouse;

All right. Who's gonna tell me what the hell happened here? I didn't see nothing. - You see anything, Pete?  - No, I didn't see anything. You see anything, Red? I didn't see nothing. Not a thing. You see anything, Tinker? A bear fell on me.
Thu, 01/07/2016 - 19:29 | 7014411 Lorca's Novena
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Yellen, the 'Double Douche"

 

 

"well pick him up!!!"

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 12:41 | 7011768 Muse minus Time
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William, I so enjoy your works!  Fleece Navidad gifts revealed...can hardly wait for 2/8/16 - Year of the Monkey gifts!!! (current Chinese New Year ending looks like Slaughter of the Sheep)

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 11:43 | 7011355 besnook
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i guess i picked the wrong time to quit smoking phatties.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 12:05 | 7011558 GhostOfDiogenes
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I moved to budder and shatter. I am exceptional now. (/duck face)

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 11:26 | 7011235 ALANBEEKMAN
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict the

next 1/4% interest rate hike won't be anytime soon....

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 11:04 | 7011101 Nobody For President
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Raise rates again old Yellen - the economy can take it.

(The 'markets' - not so much.)

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 14:07 | 7012487 silverer
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Fed's left them up this long on purpose, to gather data, so they know exactly what kind of damage rate hikes produce.  After this short experiment, they will put their best and brightest on the job to see how they can attentuate fallout damage (codify the next set of Ponzi guidelines), then they can (hopefully) hold the fort when they try again next time to raise rates.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:55 | 7011051 Grandad Grumps
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Mirror images ...

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:49 | 7011015 Osmium
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Relax, PPT has got this.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:15 | 7010800 Solio
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Theft by any word is still theft.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:45 | 7010992 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Raise those rates, the economy is strong. Get er done bitch. 

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:13 | 7010783 YouThePeople
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She needs a duckbill to complete the farce.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:01 | 7010707 toadold
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I wonder how Hillary's son-in-law the hedge fund manager is doing this morning. 

Weather today dry no lube.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:24 | 7010854 zipit
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Con Ed is warning of a brown out, too.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 09:50 | 7010607 conscious being
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Is that from Psycho?

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:57 | 7010308 Reaper
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Her old witch's brew boiled over.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:56 | 7010295 Jstanley011
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"And buy the di... di... di..."

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:28 | 7010184 gmak
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William and Andy Warhol. Genius.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:48 | 7010170 ThrowAwayYourTV
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What a riot! When I clicked on the link and saw the img of Old Yellen, the first thing I thought of was one of those blow up dummies that you punched and kicked and it "sometimes" would pop back up but most of the time didn't.

 

 

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 17:46 | 7010137 blindman
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is that mrs. hillary wanka

BREAKING DOWN 'Mrs. Watanabe'?
Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:13 | 7010102 overmedicatedun...
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jews in general never make mistakes..so any outcome is what was planned..

that we see the outcome as bad, is well our small minds..

old jewish women cannot make mistakes just ask them.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:54 | 7010284 overmedicatedun...
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for that red arrow idiot: alan, ben, janet, not one has said the FED policy was in error over what 40 yrs..so they see what we see, but they have goals we do not. Fed is to protect the banks, thru bail outs, qe and tarp, pay attention.

and yes they are ALL jews.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:39 | 7010229 Kefeer
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Apparently someone did not understand the sarcasm.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:05 | 7010064 The best Sun
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My sons goldfish are smarter than her.
And a lot more like-able.
The things you see when you don't have a sykes-fairburn handy.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 09:09 | 7010372 NoPension
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Her specialty is talking for extended periods of time, and not saying a fucking word that you can hang your hat on.
I've listened to her blab on, and then think " what did she just say?"

It's an art. Politicians are good at it.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 14:43 | 7012748 optimator
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Reminds me of the classic

"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment, in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know… the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
Thu, 01/07/2016 - 09:15 | 7010399 overmedicatedun...
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no, you do a disservice to alan and ben..they showed the way for janet.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 07:40 | 7009945 Doppelganger71
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Hey Yellbitch, open mouth, insert d--k lol...............................

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 07:25 | 7009892 buzzsaw99
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oh god looking at that just made me think of a yellen blow up sex doll. mind bleach, quick!

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 17:13 | 7013703 Skiprrrdog
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You think thats bad... think of a Hillary and Janet sandwich... and you are the meat...

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 19:33 | 7014428 Wulfkind
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My dick shrank so fast I now have a 8 inch belly button.

Ok....6 1/2 inches.  Leave me alone.

 

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 07:25 | 7009888 Dr. Spin
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She's so short, when people start throwing things at her, it will be easier for her to hide behind her gigantic desk. 

Notice the BIG eyes?  There are BIG eyes all over the place this morning.  50/50 chance this correction will extend...

I hear popping sounds in the kitchen,,,

Spoctor Din

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 07:24 | 7009886 buzzsaw99
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her depends are data dependent

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 07:24 | 7009883 OneTinTrooper
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The abyss is awash with oil and dry bulk ships.  Time to light things up.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 09:37 | 7010521 Dead Canary
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Ooo... I've got marshmallows!

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 03:37 | 7009528 dogfish
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Poor Yellen,thought she was Ben.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:15 | 7010799 J Jason Djfmam
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She can't chew hides anymore.

Time for the long walk out on the ice.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 08:45 | 7010225 Dead Canary
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Nope. Ben's prettier.

(I just threw up in my mind)

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