Saturday Humor: Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korean Submarine Launch Missile

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With North and South Korea "on the brink of war" following Pyongyang's "successful" H-bomb test and the resumption of anti-Kim propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ, the young Supreme Leader is keen on demonstrating his country's military prowess.

Below, find a video which purports to show a fedora-donning Kim watching a North Korean submarine launch a missile. To truly appreciate why this may be the most epic 28-second clip ever recorded, make sure to watch it with the sound turned up.

By the way, Friday was Kim's birthday.

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Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:04 | 7023449 Taint Boil
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:09 | 7023467 El Oregonian
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Looking more like a rogue toady...

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:09 | 7023475 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Axis of evil! Down with KIM!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:15 | 7023503 Urban Roman
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Epic. And ronery.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:21 | 7023519 Bilderberg Member
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You just witnessed enough meals to feed 15 million starving North Koreans get shot up in the air.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:25 | 7023532 freewolf7
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Boys and their missiles and rockets. Somebody needs to get laid.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:28 | 7023543 highandwired
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Another Chemtrail plant explosion in China:

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:31 | 7023556 Richard Chesler
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Obongo loves some Kim Jong Cum...


Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:12 | 7023691 RAT005
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272,000 YouTube views in less than a day. As they say, all press is good press. Same working for Trump.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:42 | 7023771 CClarity
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Fake but funny.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 02:00 | 7024419 Not Victor E. O...
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Beware of the user "DontGive". He has been hijacking people's accounts on Zero Hedge.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 08:11 | 7024677 847328_3527
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I think this guy may be a little tipsy. He makes statements to his people that are in left field like that he visits the moon every now and then. I am not sure all his nerve cells are working.


The odd thing they believe him!

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 08:42 | 7024700 N2OJoe
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Yeah Barack is a little kooky like that, 847.

Why, just the other day I heard he was running around telling people that disarming them would make them more safe!

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 17:44 | 7026431 Stainless Steel Rat
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Yeah, I bet he drinks most of his calories...

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 00:56 | 7028159 Rabbi Chaim Cohen
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Take that Hans Brix!

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 00:19 | 7024239 Freewheelin Franklin
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...and the bombs, the bullets, and the missiles  are shaped like dicks. It's a subconscious need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs. It's called 'fucking with people'.



George Carlin

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 01:35 | 7024395 Laughing.Man
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I'm pretty sure no one would say no to him.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:32 | 7023918 trulz4lulz
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Doubt that. That was maybe 10k. Hell a press dinner in Vichey DC is 250k a plate.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:33 | 7023744 SWRichmond
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And ronery.

Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:28 | 7023911 booboo
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Walking massive heart attack, maybe they are grooming Dennis Rodman as his successor.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:57 | 7023994 nevadan
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Fat, and a smoker to boot.  Notice the ciggy butt.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:45 | 7023614 whoisjohngalt11
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He looks Gay

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:48 | 7023627 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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goes to the same barbershop as Janet Yellen.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:30 | 7024105 Normalcy Bias
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...and the same haberdasher as Hillary.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 02:16 | 7024426 Rusty Shorts
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:55 | 7023650 F0ster
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"Ung wun yayyyyyyu, ishy daaaaaaa!"


Sun, 01/10/2016 - 04:57 | 7024553 Element
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Groundhog Day ... since 1953.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:09 | 7023470 Crisismode
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Kim looking at his tiny dick and







Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:14 | 7023499 Taint Boil
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:29 | 7023549 bamawatson
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why are you guys making fun of mickey rooney

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:44 | 7023610 MsCreant
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Mickey Looney?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:17 | 7023502 Takeaction2
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Listen to that music on the video and the thrill....and then the edited old video of some missl launching from a US SUB maybe from the viet nam era...HAHHAHAHAHAA   What a prick.  Good luck scaring anyone.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:06 | 7023677 Realname
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If the 'nuke' they were testing happens to be an EMP you shouldnt be so cavalier. Heres an interview with Peter Vincent Pry  (Jan 8, 2016) which is worth listening to 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:08 | 7023857 Urban Roman
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Horseshit. If America gets its ticket canceled by an EMP, it will be a Russian EMP. Or a FF blamed on Russia. NorKo's just not a credible source.

You'll know it was an EMP when your electricity and internet and everything else goes black in the same millisecond. I have no idea how you'll receive the announcement as to who caused it.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:17 | 7023511 MrNosey
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Make him an appointment to see this Russian Doctor......

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:51 | 7023637 freewolf7
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Please stop.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 00:03 | 7024203 BarkingCat
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May you bleed out of your asshole for the rest of your life. 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:27 | 7023541 American Psycho
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I'm not sure which is more preposterous, the fake video, or his fashion sense.  Thoughts? 

P.S.  Happy belated Supreme Leader

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:29 | 7023544 BaghdadBob
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Though he has a girls name, Kim actually looks like quite a jolly fellow. Indeed, he certainly seems to be enjoying his boat trip.

I'm not sure I believe all the negative western propaganda about this guy any more.

I say "good on yer Kim, that's a nice rocket ya got there my man. Happy Birthday!".

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:24 | 7023898 Low IQ fan of VVP
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Kim actually translate to "Gold", which I say is a pretty badass surname TBH.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:00 | 7024004 True Blue
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LOL, He probably sits around, watching this video and furiously masturbating to a dictatorial anthem or whatever they call it that sounds suspiciously like 'Goldfinger' by Shirley Bassey.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 11:28 | 7025002 hoos bin pharteen
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The title for Kim's version is Gorfingl.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:34 | 7023925 trulz4lulz
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Right to bear arms, bitchez.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 02:49 | 7024462 BaghdadBob
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I really do love it when my posts collect down votes as it usually means I've hit a raw nerve with someone. After all, this is fight club (though from the quality of posts from new members of late it would seem this fact is lost on many).

One assumes I was down voted by either Kim himself (which would be quite an honour), a man named Kim, Obomba or Reggie. Fabulous.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 16:04 | 7026116 American Psycho
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I'm pretty sure I was downvoted due to a large group of fedora lovers amoungst us.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:09 | 7023863 Kirk2NCC1701
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Actually, if I were Kim, I'd launch one of these and have them explode in the high atmospher, and have the EMP knock out S. Korea, or Taiwan and Japan.

And apologize profusely for the "Failure".

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 09:00 | 7024702 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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An armistice, the cessation of warring activities, is not a proper (and legal) resolution to a war. The Korean war was never ended, and we are watching the NORK's and their little shithead leader re-arm themselves to eventually win it!

Why should they apologize if the war is still active?

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 13:51 | 7025533 stocker84
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Kim: and what is this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: what about this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?

Tour guide: everything you see here is sausage

Kim:  how about this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: what about this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?


Kim Jung Borat Un
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:05 | 7023455 Heffer
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These fuckers are scary.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:09 | 7023465 knukles
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Very scary.  And we thought that we had problems in the West with the sociopaths.
These people are Bat-Shit Crazy.
Time for John McStain to assault the position hisself, blade in teeth, one hand a grenade, the other a garrote.

I know the good book says to love thy neighbor as thyself and not to kill, but this seems to fall outside those boundaries, methinks

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