Saturday Humor: Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korean Submarine Launch Missile

Tyler Durden's picture

With North and South Korea "on the brink of war" following Pyongyang's "successful" H-bomb test and the resumption of anti-Kim propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ, the young Supreme Leader is keen on demonstrating his country's military prowess.

Below, find a video which purports to show a fedora-donning Kim watching a North Korean submarine launch a missile. To truly appreciate why this may be the most epic 28-second clip ever recorded, make sure to watch it with the sound turned up.

By the way, Friday was Kim's birthday.

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El Oregonian's picture

Looking more like a rogue toady...

Bilderberg Member's picture

You just witnessed enough meals to feed 15 million starving North Koreans get shot up in the air.

freewolf7's picture

Boys and their missiles and rockets. Somebody needs to get laid.

Richard Chesler's picture

Obongo loves some Kim Jong Cum...


RAT005's picture

272,000 YouTube views in less than a day. As they say, all press is good press. Same working for Trump.

Not Victor E. Overbanks's picture

Beware of the user "DontGive". He has been hijacking people's accounts on Zero Hedge.

847328_3527's picture

I think this guy may be a little tipsy. He makes statements to his people that are in left field like that he visits the moon every now and then. I am not sure all his nerve cells are working.


The odd thing they believe him!

N2OJoe's picture

Yeah Barack is a little kooky like that, 847.

Why, just the other day I heard he was running around telling people that disarming them would make them more safe!

Stainless Steel Rat's picture
Stainless Steel Rat (not verified) N2OJoe Jan 10, 2016 4:44 PM

Yeah, I bet he drinks most of his calories...

Freewheelin Franklin's picture

...and the bombs, the bullets, and the missiles  are shaped like dicks. It's a subconscious need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs. It's called 'fucking with people'.



George Carlin

Laughing.Man's picture

I'm pretty sure no one would say no to him.

trulz4lulz's picture

Doubt that. That was maybe 10k. Hell a press dinner in Vichey DC is 250k a plate.

SWRichmond's picture

And ronery.

Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?

booboo's picture

Walking massive heart attack, maybe they are grooming Dennis Rodman as his successor.

nevadan's picture

Fat, and a smoker to boot.  Notice the ciggy butt.

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KesselRunin12Parsecs (not verified) whoisjohngalt11 Jan 9, 2016 7:48 PM

goes to the same barbershop as Janet Yellen.

F0ster's picture

"Ung wun yayyyyyyu, ishy daaaaaaa!"


Element's picture

Groundhog Day ... since 1953.

Crisismode's picture



Kim looking at his tiny dick and







Takeaction2's picture
Takeaction2 (not verified) Taint Boil Jan 9, 2016 7:17 PM

Listen to that music on the video and the thrill....and then the edited old video of some missl launching from a US SUB maybe from the viet nam era...HAHHAHAHAHAA   What a prick.  Good luck scaring anyone.

Realname's picture

If the 'nuke' they were testing happens to be an EMP you shouldnt be so cavalier. Heres an interview with Peter Vincent Pry  (Jan 8, 2016) which is worth listening to 

Urban Roman's picture

Horseshit. If America gets its ticket canceled by an EMP, it will be a Russian EMP. Or a FF blamed on Russia. NorKo's just not a credible source.

You'll know it was an EMP when your electricity and internet and everything else goes black in the same millisecond. I have no idea how you'll receive the announcement as to who caused it.

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MrNosey (not verified) Taint Boil Jan 9, 2016 7:17 PM

Make him an appointment to see this Russian Doctor......

BarkingCat's picture

May you bleed out of your asshole for the rest of your life. 

American Psycho's picture

I'm not sure which is more preposterous, the fake video, or his fashion sense.  Thoughts? 

P.S.  Happy belated Supreme Leader

BaghdadBob's picture

Though he has a girls name, Kim actually looks like quite a jolly fellow. Indeed, he certainly seems to be enjoying his boat trip.

I'm not sure I believe all the negative western propaganda about this guy any more.

I say "good on yer Kim, that's a nice rocket ya got there my man. Happy Birthday!".

Low IQ fan of VVP's picture

Kim actually translate to "Gold", which I say is a pretty badass surname TBH.

True Blue's picture

LOL, He probably sits around, watching this video and furiously masturbating to a dictatorial anthem or whatever they call it that sounds suspiciously like 'Goldfinger' by Shirley Bassey.

hoos bin pharteen's picture

The title for Kim's version is Gorfingl.

trulz4lulz's picture

Right to bear arms, bitchez.

BaghdadBob's picture

I really do love it when my posts collect down votes as it usually means I've hit a raw nerve with someone. After all, this is fight club (though from the quality of posts from new members of late it would seem this fact is lost on many).

One assumes I was down voted by either Kim himself (which would be quite an honour), a man named Kim, Obomba or Reggie. Fabulous.

American Psycho's picture

I'm pretty sure I was downvoted due to a large group of fedora lovers amoungst us.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Actually, if I were Kim, I'd launch one of these and have them explode in the high atmospher, and have the EMP knock out S. Korea, or Taiwan and Japan.

And apologize profusely for the "Failure".

Debt-Is-Not-Money's picture

An armistice, the cessation of warring activities, is not a proper (and legal) resolution to a war. The Korean war was never ended, and we are watching the NORK's and their little shithead leader re-arm themselves to eventually win it!

Why should they apologize if the war is still active?

stocker84's picture

Kim: and what is this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: what about this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?

Tour guide: everything you see here is sausage

Kim:  how about this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: what about this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: this?

Tour guide: sausage

Kim: and this?


Kim Jung Borat Un
Heffer's picture

These fuckers are scary.

knukles's picture

Very scary.  And we thought that we had problems in the West with the sociopaths.
These people are Bat-Shit Crazy.
Time for John McStain to assault the position hisself, blade in teeth, one hand a grenade, the other a garrote.

I know the good book says to love thy neighbor as thyself and not to kill, but this seems to fall outside those boundaries, methinks