Saturday Humor: Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korean Submarine Launch Missile

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With North and South Korea "on the brink of war" following Pyongyang's "successful" H-bomb test and the resumption of anti-Kim propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ, the young Supreme Leader is keen on demonstrating his country's military prowess.

Below, find a video which purports to show a fedora-donning Kim watching a North Korean submarine launch a missile. To truly appreciate why this may be the most epic 28-second clip ever recorded, make sure to watch it with the sound turned up.

By the way, Friday was Kim's birthday.

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Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:04 | 7023449 Taint Boil
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:09 | 7023467 El Oregonian
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Looking more like a rogue toady...

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:09 | 7023475 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Axis of evil! Down with KIM!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:15 | 7023503 Urban Roman
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Epic. And ronery.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:21 | 7023519 Bilderberg Member
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You just witnessed enough meals to feed 15 million starving North Koreans get shot up in the air.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:25 | 7023532 freewolf7
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Boys and their missiles and rockets. Somebody needs to get laid.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:28 | 7023543 highandwired
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Another Chemtrail plant explosion in China:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mynwBknrR_g

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:31 | 7023556 Richard Chesler
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Obongo loves some Kim Jong Cum...

 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:12 | 7023691 RAT005
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272,000 YouTube views in less than a day. As they say, all press is good press. Same working for Trump.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:42 | 7023771 CClarity
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Fake but funny.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:33 | 7023744 SWRichmond
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And ronery.

Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:28 | 7023911 booboo
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Walking massive heart attack, maybe they are grooming Dennis Rodman as his successor.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:45 | 7023614 whoisjohngalt11
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He looks Gay

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:48 | 7023627 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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goes to the same barbershop as Janet Yellen.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:55 | 7023650 F0ster
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"Ung wun yayyyyyyu, ishy daaaaaaa!"

Hahaha

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:22 | 7023716 Jurgster
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Apparently, Korea means "Chosen". So, was Jesus Korean? http://wp.me/p4OZ4v-cw

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:09 | 7023470 Crisismode
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Kim looking at his tiny dick and

wishing

wishing

wishing

 

 

 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:14 | 7023499 Taint Boil
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:29 | 7023549 bamawatson
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why are you guys making fun of mickey rooney

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:44 | 7023610 MsCreant
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Mickey Looney?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:17 | 7023502 Takeaction2
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Listen to that music on the video and the thrill....and then the edited old video of some missl launching from a US SUB maybe from the viet nam era...HAHHAHAHAHAA   What a prick.  Good luck scaring anyone.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:06 | 7023677 Realname
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If the 'nuke' they were testing happens to be an EMP you shouldnt be so cavalier. Heres an interview with Peter Vincent Pry  (Jan 8, 2016) which is worth listening to  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBBIJN8R_Hg 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:08 | 7023857 Urban Roman
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Horseshit. If America gets its ticket canceled by an EMP, it will be a Russian EMP. Or a FF blamed on Russia. NorKo's just not a credible source.

You'll know it was an EMP when your electricity and internet and everything else goes black in the same millisecond. I have no idea how you'll receive the announcement as to who caused it.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:17 | 7023511 MrNosey
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Make him an appointment to see this Russian Doctor......

http://beforeitsnews.com/healthcare/2016/01/crazy-russian-doctor-kills-p...

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:51 | 7023637 freewolf7
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Please stop.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:27 | 7023541 American Psycho
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I'm not sure which is more preposterous, the fake video, or his fashion sense.  Thoughts? 

P.S.  Happy belated Supreme Leader

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:29 | 7023544 BaghdadBob
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Though he has a girls name, Kim actually looks like quite a jolly fellow. Indeed, he certainly seems to be enjoying his boat trip.

I'm not sure I believe all the negative western propaganda about this guy any more.

I say "good on yer Kim, that's a nice rocket ya got there my man. Happy Birthday!".

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:24 | 7023898 Low IQ fan of VVP
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Kim actually translate to "Gold", which I say is a pretty badass surname TBH.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:09 | 7023863 Kirk2NCC1701
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Actually, if I were Kim, I'd launch one of these and have them explode in the high atmospher, and have the EMP knock out S. Korea, or Taiwan and Japan.

And apologize profusely for the "Failure".

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:05 | 7023455 Heffer
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These fuckers are scary.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:09 | 7023465 knukles
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Very scary.  And we thought that we had problems in the West with the sociopaths.
These people are Bat-Shit Crazy.
Time for John McStain to assault the position hisself, blade in teeth, one hand a grenade, the other a garrote.

I know the good book says to love thy neighbor as thyself and not to kill, but this seems to fall outside those boundaries, methinks

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:06 | 7023681 Ralph Spoilsport
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This is Moranbong, the Nork's all-girl "rock band" playing "Without a break". In the background is a screen running a film showing a missile strike against possibly NYC. The snowmen flanking the stage are open for interpretation but the whole thing seems surreal. Other song titles include "My country is the best", "Let's study", and "Let's support our supreme commander with arms".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLaZ488I6k

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:06 | 7023456 lakecity55
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Wang Doodle!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:34 | 7023565 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Free El Chapo!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:06 | 7023457 SloMoe
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Is North Korea a "drone-free" zone?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:49 | 7023633 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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penis free zone

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:51 | 7023638 MsCreant
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drone: a person who lives on the labor of others; parasitic loafer.

 drone: the male of the honeybee and other bees, stingless and making no honey.

Kim is there, it is not drone free.

 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:06 | 7023459 McMolotov
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ROR!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:51 | 7023803 mvsjcl
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Range-Only Radar? You didn't happen to be in 3rd LAAM Batallion, did you? Charlie battery, oorah!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:07 | 7023463 PrimalScream
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I guess they posted the photo of Kim Jong-Bomb and the sub - just to prove that the submarine is still afloat.

I suppose that stands to reason, after the heavy Tub of ballast was removed from the ship  :-)

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:07 | 7023464 Truth Eater
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Nice.  They just put a warrant on their own subs which will be mysteriously lost at sea when they approach the US coast.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:08 | 7023468 GhostOfDiogenes
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lil Kim reminds me of the Trump.

Large ego aka egomaniac.
Got power from daddy.
Narcissistic.
Good with brainwashed crowds.
Ladies men (pay for play)
Snappy dressers.

Lil kim still has his hair tho. And doesn't kiss jew ass during speeches or try to sound like them when he talks.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:18 | 7023513 nevertheless
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And still a better leader than Bush and Obama combined. 

 

God why can't we elect a Putin, the Jews would never let it happen. 

 

If Trump does get in, and he does work to help the American people, they will absolutley JFK him, and idiot America will stand by and watch. 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:51 | 7023639 GhostOfDiogenes
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Putin is a jew-his maternal grandmother was a jewess

http://youtu.be/Gax7eg3E49k

Wake up putin tards!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:00 | 7023838 bid the soldier...
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Where in that link does Putin admit being an octaroon?  (quatoroon)

Or is this a new translation of "Quiet Flows The Bullshit"?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:05 | 7023856 GhostOfDiogenes
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Sorry.

Does not follow.

So who do you work for now trolling me?

FBI? State police? NSA?

Just trying find out what your point is, other than to call me out.

(Who ever said anything about octoroon?)

Andy is that you?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:16 | 7023879 Buster Cherry
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So what.

He seems to be doing a bang up job of leading his country on the world stage, regardless of what his lineage may or may not be.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:09 | 7023471 Eurotrash Sorehead
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:10 | 7023478 NoWayJose
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Ugly sounding language - reminds me of a jack hammer pounding away.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:11 | 7023482 R.R.Raskolnikov
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More missles, more GDP. Perhaps it would be wise to consider export missles to NK?! Then positive GDP could be presented...

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